Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: I'm gonna go broke, dog. And it's all because of you.
[00:00:03] Speaker B: You're gonna go broke because of me?
[00:00:04] Speaker A: Because of you.
[00:00:05] Speaker B: Because of me, you ain't gonna have no money.
[00:00:07] Speaker A: Yep, that's my fault. You put me onto this, okay? I'm addicted and I shouldn't be.
[00:00:13] Speaker B: What is it?
[00:00:16] Speaker A: Twitty in the City.
[00:00:18] Speaker B: Aloha.
[00:00:19] Speaker A: Why are you looking at me like that?
[00:00:21] Speaker B: Did I hear you correctly on that word? Did you say hula days?
[00:00:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I said there's no major hula days.
[00:00:29] Speaker B: Hula days? Yeah, hula.
[00:00:32] Speaker A: Yeah. It's like dancing, you know, it's my. It's just like the Hawaiian dance.
[00:00:37] Speaker B: Hula.
[00:00:38] Speaker A: Yeah, But I just say hula day.
[00:00:39] Speaker B: Hula day.
[00:00:40] Speaker A: Is that, like an act? Did I disrespect?
[00:00:42] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:00:43] Speaker A: The way you treat me, dog.
[00:00:45] Speaker B: No, no, no. I was intrigued. Cause I was like, I don't know why we ain't using that already.
[00:00:48] Speaker A: Oh, by the way, this is Twitty in the City. You freaked me out. He had. You had that angry dad confused look, as if I said a.
I'm twitty. That's thc. Aloha. Appreciate the likes, appreciate the subscribes, obviously. Sean, keep that whole conversation in there because you really scared me, because I was like, what did I just say?
[00:01:09] Speaker B: I just heard hula days. I said hula days.
[00:01:12] Speaker A: My wife hates it. It's like baby slur. So instead of just saying holiday, I was like, oh, we don't got no major hula days.
[00:01:19] Speaker B: Being Hawaiian, the first thing I heard was hula.
[00:01:21] Speaker A: Right? So when I said that, I thought that I just disrespect this culture or something, because if I did, this is going to be a short podcast. I'm out of here.
[00:01:28] Speaker B: Because I think you. I think you should have. I think this should be on, like, a calendar. And on a Hawaiian calendar, these are hula day. A hula day. Yeah.
[00:01:35] Speaker A: You're welcome, America.
[00:01:36] Speaker B: Yeah, Hula day.
[00:01:37] Speaker A: Y' all don't know.
[00:01:38] Speaker B: You coming to work? Nah, bro.
[00:01:39] Speaker A: So hula day, dog. I. That look you gave me, I've seen that look from you one time.
[00:01:45] Speaker B: I'm just surprised. I never heard.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: I was in your garage and your daughter came out and asked you a silly question.
[00:01:50] Speaker B: So I was like, I never heard it before, and I like it. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I was like, how come. Like, how come I never came up with that? Like, it was like, hula day. Yeah. Should have been a hula day. A long time ago.
[00:02:01] Speaker A: Yeah. So like, I said, welcome, now that I know I'm not in trouble or that this podcast ain't gonna be done. Cause I disrespected the Polynesian hula days. I really thought I said something wrong.
Especially when you said. Did you say hula days? What'd you say? Like, as in hula? I was like, oh, gosh.
My wife says that sometimes she's like, your slang is gonna get you in trouble. And I thought this was gonna be the day, dog. I was so, so scared.
[00:02:27] Speaker B: Now, honestly, if you had said something that you weren't supposed to say, like it was in. I. I wouldn't, I would never.
I would never call you out in public. I would, I wouldn't even do it on the show.
[00:02:36] Speaker A: Right.
[00:02:37] Speaker B: I would. I just tap you and be like, hey, man, I don't. I don't think people like, right, well.
[00:02:41] Speaker A: And we was about to start and so you had that look and I was like, is that him saying, like, just skip over it, we'll talk about it after.
[00:02:47] Speaker B: So then I was like, nope, I did that on purpose.
[00:02:49] Speaker A: Got it. Okay.
Woo hoo.
That's how we're starting the show. I had no, I forgot what I was going to ask you about.
[00:02:56] Speaker B: No, you didn't.
[00:02:57] Speaker A: Now that I know. No, as far as to start this show, I forgot. I know what topic I want to talk about. I just always have something I was going to ask you, but that's going to start the show right there. So if you ever say hula day, I should get that copywritten. I should. You should work on that, Sean. You got anybody that does copywriting?
Personally, I don't know anyone. Okay, we're going to. Anybody out there that copyrights, I want hula Day especially. Oh, if it becomes a holiday. Oh, yeah, you gotta give me some of that change.
[00:03:26] Speaker B: Hey, I need at least 10% of that.
[00:03:28] Speaker A: Whatever I get, you can triple it. I think I'm gonna ask for four. So you'll get 12. Okay, perfect.
[00:03:33] Speaker B: You heard it. You heard it right here.
[00:03:35] Speaker A: After that look, you. You give me that look, I'll raise it. I'll raise it every time.
[00:03:39] Speaker B: Look was just like, man, how come I ain't never in my life? All these holidays that we have during the year, it never clicked in my head to be like, yeah, this is my hula days.
I should have been saying hula day a long time ago.
[00:03:51] Speaker A: Now. You Maddie? Yeah.
[00:03:53] Speaker B: It should be on my PTO calendar. Where you going, Sean? I'm taking the hu.
They go they won't even know what they say. Hula day. Yeah, I'm taking a hula day to them. They probably would think the same thing as you and be like, well, maybe that is like a.
A native Hawaiian thing. I don't think I can ask him about it. Maybe HR Give me a blank. It's a hula day.
[00:04:10] Speaker A: You've been doing it. You've been doing it wrong since you came to the States, dog. You could have been having something.
[00:04:15] Speaker B: I could have been having so many, man.
They'd have been like, man, they probably get mad when I say it. Oh, he found out about the hula day clause.
He found out about it. He's in now, bro. Should have been taking a lot of hula days.
[00:04:37] Speaker A: I'm going.
[00:04:38] Speaker B: Yeah. In fact, that's what it's gonna be in it. Where you going? I'm just taking the hula day, dog.
[00:04:42] Speaker A: That's it.
I know you're gonna do it. The radio still.
[00:04:48] Speaker B: In fact, I'm gonna try to get that to be like, on my calendar thing to where, you know, it has, like, floating.
I wanted to say floating hula day. I don't want it to say my floating holiday. I want my floating hula day.
My floating hool day. Next to my sick leave, next to my PTO time. That's right.
[00:05:07] Speaker A: Oh, God, yes.
[00:05:09] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:05:10] Speaker A: Oh, man.
[00:05:12] Speaker B: And you know what's funny is what's that going. What's that gonna say for. For our. Our man Wildbeard out in the uk? Because to them taking a vacation. What do they say, bro? You take a holiday, right?
[00:05:21] Speaker A: Let's go.
[00:05:21] Speaker B: We're going on holiday. Oh, no, it's gonna be new now. You're gonna be walking around the uk, Dec, talking about, I got a Hulu. I'm on hula day. I'm on hula day.
[00:05:28] Speaker A: We going to have people out.
You can't say nothing.
[00:05:31] Speaker B: Put it on the shirt. I'm about to put it on the shirt. Don't talk to me. I'm on. It's my hula day.
[00:05:35] Speaker A: You got to say it. If. As long as you say it seriously, somebody will think it's a legit holiday.
[00:05:39] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:05:40] Speaker A: Be like, yeah, it's a hula day. Like, what?
[00:05:42] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:42] Speaker A: Oh, that's funny, Sean. There ain't nothing funny about a hula day.
[00:05:45] Speaker B: Oh, no, you just look at him. You're. Why? Why is that funny?
[00:05:47] Speaker A: Yeah, why?
[00:05:48] Speaker B: Why is that funny, dog? Huladay Hall. It's a hula day.
[00:05:52] Speaker A: Any Polynesian culture out there if you don't have that holiday. I give you rights to use it.
[00:05:57] Speaker B: You got to take it.
[00:05:58] Speaker A: Just let me know how to work. Because if it works. Oh, that's my.
[00:06:01] Speaker B: Any of my fellow polys. Any of my fellow polys that are out there right now, take your hula day.
[00:06:05] Speaker A: I want that street cred so bad.
[00:06:07] Speaker B: Any of my Polynesians out there right now, take your hula days. Walk into work, look your boss in the face, right in the face, and stare at him and say, hey, today's my hula day, dog.
[00:06:19] Speaker A: You can't. You can't say nothing.
[00:06:21] Speaker B: You can't. You can't. And you will. You'll be like, hey, that.
That sounds like a real thing, yo.
[00:06:26] Speaker A: Yeah, you'll be scared to even ask hr.
We just took an HR training.
I'd be scared, like, do it. Do you, dog?
[00:06:34] Speaker B: So, yeah, didn't mean to throw you off. I know you was on topic. Didn't mean to throw you off. But let's get back. Oh, let's get back into this.
[00:06:39] Speaker A: I can get back on track, dog.
[00:06:40] Speaker B: That was hilarious. Let's get back in this circle.
[00:06:42] Speaker A: All right, so I don't mean to attack now. I'm attacking you. I thought you was mad at me, but.
All right, you ready for this?
[00:06:51] Speaker B: Ready?
[00:06:53] Speaker A: I'm gonna go broke, dog, and it's all because of you.
[00:06:56] Speaker B: You're gonna go broke because of me?
[00:06:57] Speaker A: Because of you.
[00:06:58] Speaker B: Because of me, you ain't gonna have no money.
[00:07:00] Speaker A: Yep, that's my fault. You put me onto this, okay? I'm addicted, and I shouldn't be.
[00:07:06] Speaker B: What is it?
[00:07:09] Speaker A: Harbor.
I won.
Yes.
[00:07:15] Speaker B: That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
You're the first one.
Everybody else, I can't get convinced to come up there with me. It's like people go to Harbor Freight and they don't want to tell nobody.
[00:07:28] Speaker A: I see why y' all selfish.
[00:07:32] Speaker B: Why?
[00:07:32] Speaker A: But now that I'm in the circle.
[00:07:33] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. You understand now, don't you?
[00:07:35] Speaker A: Yeah. So you understand I gotta look at the camera for this.
Wherever you live, if you got a Harbor Freight, just fricking walk in there, just buy some, and just listen to the cashier person.
I am not one to always fall for the. Well, if you sign up for this and sign for that. In one ear, out the other. Uh, not in Harbor Freight. You gotta listen, Keisha, listen. If you don't have a Harbor Freight, whatever local hardware store. That sounds like what I'm about to tell you, go to that and listen.
Gosh I hate tac, but I love them. So I go to Harbor Freight.
Cause I needed a rake. Go get a rake. Home Depot, Lowe's. Decently metal rake. Cause I'm moving rocks and all that.
35, 40 bucks.
[00:08:25] Speaker B: I was like, I don't.
[00:08:25] Speaker A: It's a one time job. Harbor Freight, 25. I'm like, okay, we're on the cheap end. It says it's metal, it's steel, but it's a one time job. If it breaks. Whatever.
First time I've ever listened to the fricking cashier lady.
You got an account with us? No. And I was ready to just say, I'm just here one time.
Well, sir, if you create an account, we can keep your receipt on file, where if it ever breaks, you just bring it back and we replace it or give you your money back.
Okay, so how long do I have?
As long as we got the receipt on file.
[00:09:03] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:09:04] Speaker A: Wait, hang on.
So if. And I literally asked the cash related. So if I break this thing in three years, as long as you don't change your phone number or you at least update us and we got the receipt on file, you can bring. Just bring it in, show us how broke it is. We'll take it to the back. You can buy the same one or get one of eagle value or pay the difference.
I'll even do you one better.
I broke a fricking garden shovel that I had for two days.
Took it back. Lady said, you remember where you got those from? We got six in stock.
Go get another one.
[00:09:37] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:09:38] Speaker A: Didn't even have to go through the checkout. Lady said, just. Just hold it up and I'll tell me you're good. Yep.
Stupid.
[00:09:45] Speaker B: No, brilliant.
Brilliant.
[00:09:49] Speaker A: Stupid.
[00:09:49] Speaker B: Brilliant.
[00:09:50] Speaker A: It's so stupid that it's good, dog.
[00:09:52] Speaker B: It's brilliant.
[00:09:52] Speaker A: Here's another one.
Don't know why I need a fricking bucket, but I got me a fricking bucket two weeks ago. Cause you know why? Because you know why?
Walked in.
What did I get? Oh, got me in a. Not an allen wrench. A fricking crowbar.
[00:10:08] Speaker B: Crowbar.
[00:10:09] Speaker A: Need a crowbar. Helping a friend with a fence.
15 bucks. Once again, they already suckered me, so I was like, I don't need to hear about any other deal.
Sir, did you hear about our buckets? I don't. Nope. I'm not a member. Oh, it's not for members.
If you're a member, you just have to buy anything.
[00:10:27] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:10:28] Speaker A: And you get the bucket.
[00:10:29] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:10:30] Speaker A: If you're not a member, you just got to spend $20. Yep. And guess what? You're at Twitty. What was I at 1895.
[00:10:39] Speaker B: So that two more dollars, that bucket cost you a dollar sixty.
[00:10:46] Speaker A: But here's the. Ask me, my wife asked me this. How many buckets did I need? Thc.
I didn't need another bucket.
But it was the fact that for two more dollars, I could get that bucket. Oh, you had to get it.
[00:10:57] Speaker B: It's done. You're done.
[00:10:59] Speaker A: And so I got one of the freaking display little LED lights, which is also freaking cool because it goes on your wrist. It's a little strap. It was actually pretty freaking cool.
I'm gonna go broke because of you, dog. And Harbor Freight, you gonna go broke.
[00:11:10] Speaker B: Maybe because of me, but you're gonna be able to fix anything that come in that garage.
[00:11:17] Speaker A: So stupid. Promise you is stupid.
[00:11:19] Speaker B: You know, it's brilliant. It's brilliant, man. You know how many times I could never walk into Harbor Freight and just tell myself I'm a buy one thing. No, I'm a buy one thing and step out. It's impossible. It's impossible because then you pass by something else and you go, what do you mean that that tool is $19?
[00:11:37] Speaker A: It's the fact that you can say that to only 19. And even if I break it, I can bring it back. Yep. That's the. Without the whole 60, 30 day policy. You got it. I ain't even got a fricking receipt.
[00:11:49] Speaker B: Yep. I love Harbor Freight. Harbor Freight is my go to. And I swear I see so many people in there trying to undercover shop at Harbor Freight. I watch them. It's like, why? It's like they know that everything in there in their toolbox is, you know, Home Depot or Lowe's. And then when they walk in, you can see when they walk into Harbor Freight, they look like they cheating on their girlfriend. Like, they walk in, just, hell yeah. Like I don't want anybody to know I'm here. I point them out. I'd be like, hey, man, first time I don't even work there. I'm just like, hey, this guy needs to sign up, get his number.
[00:12:15] Speaker A: You know what Harbor Freight is? This is how I related in relationships. Lowe's and Home Depot is that girl you gotta really work hard.
[00:12:25] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:12:26] Speaker A: To just get one meal cooked. Harbor Freight cooking the meal already. And just saying, just, just come back home.
[00:12:32] Speaker B: It's got a sign out front that says hot and ready.
[00:12:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:12:34] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:12:35] Speaker A: Just, just, just come home. Yep. What time you coming home? I don't care. Just come Home. That's what. Harbor Freight. That's what it sounds like to me. Harbor Freight is like, my door is open.
Just come back home.
[00:12:45] Speaker B: Right.
[00:12:45] Speaker A: Lowe's and Home Depot. I need you to check in at seven. I need you to check in at nine. I need you to spend $80. I need you to be committed for a year. I need you to make an account for a year. Harbor Freight. Just. Thanks for coming in. Here's a free fricking membership with a free lifetime warranty and a bucket. And I'm gonna do the hard part, and I'm gonna keep your receipt.
[00:13:05] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:13:05] Speaker A: Cause that's the other thing. Somebody in that CEO building used to be one of us. Where it's like.
Because they say it all the time. They're like, well, if you keep the receipt, then you got it. They're probably like, who can really keep a receipt for two years?
[00:13:18] Speaker B: Ask Home Depot if they got your receipt.
No, no. And I'm gonna. And. And this is why I kind of resonated towards Harbor Freight. One was because of the policy. Something breaks, bring that stuff back. We got you covered. Now I grew up stupid. Now.
[00:13:30] Speaker A: I grew up stupid good. Disrespecting Harbor Freight.
[00:13:33] Speaker B: When my father. My father, my uncles and all them when they used to get tools and they used to gather tools. I had an uncle that used to go to a flea market and he used to get it when you go to a flea market. And there was a guy that was selling tools, and he had like a whole bucket of tools. Just missed.
[00:13:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:13:46] Speaker B: Broken tools. Yeah, Things were a little broke, but it still kind of worked on one side. My uncle. Now you could get a little basket. You take a basket and you go over to this guy. You just fill up your basket of these. Of all these little tools.
[00:13:57] Speaker A: That's your typical. You fill it however much.
[00:13:59] Speaker B: $2. Yeah, $2 for the basket. It was a nice size. And he had all these tools. And I'm looking at my uncle like, dude, these tools is broke. Like the. It's a combination wrench that's missing one of the. The things. All the end. I'm like, what is my. My uncle doing? Why? I wasn't paying attention, but my uncle was buying everything that was Craftsman because he took that whole broken basket of tools and walked into Sears. This is back in the days because.
[00:14:22] Speaker A: You can craft, man. Was. Was serious.
[00:14:25] Speaker B: It was strictly Sears. Yeah, it was strictly Sears. You didn't have to have a receipt. He walked in with all of these old tools that he just bought for $2.
And he swapped out every single one of them for a brand new tool.
[00:14:36] Speaker A: He got a freaking 600 set for $2.
[00:14:39] Speaker B: For $2. That's what turned me on. That's what harbor freight reminded me of, was like tools that you could get. That's going to work. That's going to do the job, and it's not going to break your bank. And that's what my. That's what my uncles were always trying to look for. And I mean, if we had a harbor freight back then, my dad and my. I guarantee you my uncles and my dad would have been loyal customers to that.
[00:14:57] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure harbor freight has a loyalty program.
Your dad and your uncle would have been superior loyalty.
[00:15:02] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, Because I already met last name. I'm already gold status.
[00:15:05] Speaker A: Your last name would have been in the system that would have just upgraded your ass right away.
[00:15:09] Speaker B: I'm already gold status now, so I'm almost on platinum.
[00:15:12] Speaker A: Like, welcome shine. It's about time. You should join up with your dad, with your uncle.
[00:15:15] Speaker B: Right. Once I hit platinum, I'm going straight. I'm getting two buckets. Every time I come in there.
[00:15:19] Speaker A: I can't. It's annoying. It's. I walk in there, literally, I walk in there for one thing, and I got to keep my head down. And I still can't keep my head down because when I'm in the one.
[00:15:29] Speaker B: Aisle, I already have the two things that I'm. I'm already. I'm already looking at harbor freight to go in and buy.
[00:15:36] Speaker A: You got to tell me. Because I got two things too.
[00:15:37] Speaker B: I got one. It's one of them. Them little things. Them. Them seats that can go up underneath the car.
Glide.
[00:15:44] Speaker A: It's got the wheels on it.
[00:15:45] Speaker B: Got the wheels on it. But it also sits up so that when you get up underneath, it'll help you sit. It'll sit up into it.
[00:15:50] Speaker A: Oh, they got those on display right there to the left as soon as you walk in.
[00:15:53] Speaker B: And the other one is the same.
[00:15:55] Speaker A: They got you.
[00:15:55] Speaker B: I'm getting a sandblaster.
Oh, yeah.
[00:15:58] Speaker A: Because you got a deck to build.
[00:15:59] Speaker B: I got a. No, no. I mean, like, I can put like something inside and I can remove the paint with the. The sand blaster. Oh, you know, that machine is only $240. $240 for. I mean, it's got the gloves, the whole thing, everything. $240. You know how much that thing cost? Oh, no. It's in 6, 7, 800 range.
2, 200, 249.
[00:16:22] Speaker A: I seen it I'm surprised you ain't bought it yet when we get paid.
[00:16:24] Speaker B: I didn't have $240. That's.
[00:16:27] Speaker A: So if I see you there, one of them is. You already know. What did I ask you for the other day?
[00:16:32] Speaker B: Fly bar?
[00:16:33] Speaker A: No, what did I. I recently just texted you about that. You don't have.
[00:16:37] Speaker B: Oh, hedge trimmers.
[00:16:38] Speaker A: Yes, yes.
[00:16:38] Speaker B: Cause I don't have any hedges. That's why I don't have any hedge trimmers. That was the only thing that I didn't have.
[00:16:43] Speaker A: They got four of them.
Anywhere from 60 to 80 bucks. Four different styles, short one hander. The two hander they got. Oh, gosh, they got the one that can fricking extend. And then for an additional 20, you can get the extender that can then handle tree limbs.
[00:17:03] Speaker B: So when are you buying this?
Yeah, you know what's funny? I don't even have hedges or nothing to trim like that, bro.
[00:17:10] Speaker A: You gonna find some.
[00:17:11] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I just want. I just want that tool.
Yeah, I just want that tool. You plant one hedge tree in your yard, that's it.
[00:17:18] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:17:19] Speaker B: They gonna look at it, they be like, sean, why you only got. You had this thing for 10 years, you only got three hours on it. Yeah, look how big my hed.
What'd you get it for? Just in case somebody needed one.
[00:17:30] Speaker A: You bought it for advanced. Advanced use.
[00:17:32] Speaker B: Yep. Yep.
[00:17:34] Speaker A: I can see you in your garage too. Like, what you need? I got an Allen wrench. I got a sandblaster, and, you know, I got a hedge trimmer.
[00:17:40] Speaker B: My hedge trimmer, it's gonna have its own hanger, just like I have my fishing poles.
[00:17:44] Speaker A: And you gonna take them around back. You see that little hedge right there? Right there. It's gonna be a problem in a little. In a few years, I'm gonna be red dog. You gonna buy one?
[00:17:51] Speaker B: Just the freaking.
You know me too. You know me. I will. I'm gonna have one hand.
I'm gonna have one head. And what's funny is it says it's got an extension. I'm not even gonna stand next to it to trim it. I'm gonna stand way over there and trim it just so I can use the extension.
[00:18:09] Speaker A: That is.
That's how bad you got that man. Harbor Freight. This man's gonna buy a freaking tool and then plant something.
[00:18:16] Speaker B: So if you. If you're going broke because of Harbor Freight, that's my fault, dog. I. I accept that badge of honor. I accept it.
[00:18:23] Speaker A: It's stupid.
[00:18:24] Speaker B: Because you know what's funny is I'm gonna be right there with you.
You're gonna look at me and you're gonna be like. You're gonna be like, Tac, why buy 50 flat bars? I'm like, I don't know. I bought 51 of them.
[00:18:33] Speaker A: Right? Duh. It's stupid, but, yeah, that's. That's my next purchase.
Selfishly, too, bro.
[00:18:40] Speaker B: I feel like this, like. And I know we're not supposed to talk about, you know, you know, things like, you know, the end of the world and stuff like that. I know we both stay away from all that, but let me ask you something. Okay?
I would. If I had to be in the end of the world type scenario or something. I want to make sure I got as many tools as I got as possible in my reach.
[00:18:59] Speaker A: I'm just camp out at Harbor Freight.
[00:19:01] Speaker B: It's just. But I mean, if. If that's already looted and gone, like, it's whatever you got at the house.
[00:19:06] Speaker A: That's true.
[00:19:07] Speaker B: So that's why I'm just.
[00:19:09] Speaker A: You got it. I want a price.
[00:19:10] Speaker B: I want it. I want to stock up. I want to have as many tools as I can, because I never know what I'm going to need for wherever I'm going to be. I don't know.
[00:19:17] Speaker A: So is Harbor Freight just Mountain? Mountain time zone? I don't. That's something. I didn't look.
[00:19:24] Speaker B: No. Oh, no. Harbor Freights all over. There's Harbor Freight in California.
[00:19:27] Speaker A: Google Harbor Freight. If you are. If you are a man or woman that needs tools around the house, and I'm talking the tool that you don't knock, I don't. If. If it's the two that you don't think you need until you need it, go to Harbor Freight, find you one. Just walk up to them, just ask them. You can even ask them, be like, do you have a receipt? Lifetime policy. They'll probably just look at you stupid. Like, yeah, that's.
[00:19:49] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:19:49] Speaker A: That's what we're built off of. Yep. No disrespect. Lowe's a Home Depot. Y' all cute. And Harbor Freight is sexy.
[00:19:56] Speaker B: And I know there's some people out there right now just going, oh, well, I go to Home Depot. I go to Lowe's. I get my rigid, and I get my Milwaukee, and I get my.
[00:20:03] Speaker A: That's cool.
[00:20:04] Speaker B: My Dewalt. That's fine. That's fine. But don't, don't. Don't knock the boys over there and the boys and girls that over there trying to get their tools and trying to just get their Stuff done that's. They ain't trying to spend $10,000 on a screw gun.
[00:20:14] Speaker A: Harbor Freight.
It's about the person that's using the tool. Ain't always the tool that can do the job.
[00:20:21] Speaker B: No gotta. It's got to be the person behind the tool always.
[00:20:24] Speaker A: So don't nobody knock you about Harbor Freight. You know what? If they making fun of you? They just jealous because they can't go back because they got people like THC that'll call them out.
[00:20:32] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:20:33] Speaker A: Yo.
[00:20:33] Speaker B: Oh, now you want points your Home.
[00:20:35] Speaker A: Depot ass going to Harbor Freight. And I'm too talking all that smack me.
[00:20:39] Speaker B: Oh, I've seen them too. Because I've seen them. I've seen them because Home Depot and my. Oh, bro, they Home Depot right across the street.
[00:20:46] Speaker A: They are right next right across the street.
[00:20:48] Speaker B: And I've seen people come from Home Depot. I go to Harbor Freight, then I see some people come from Home Depot. I'm like, well, let me go check over here. And then I'll call them out. I'll look at them. Oh, they didn't have it over there, huh?
[00:20:58] Speaker A: Oh, they had it. You ain't want to spend that. But I thought you was a loyalty member. Like I said, that's the girlfriend you got to be committed for here.
[00:21:05] Speaker B: Harbor Freight. I'm sticking with y' all.
[00:21:06] Speaker A: Always, always Harbor Freight. Check them out. If you don't have a Harbor Freight, just find you a hardware place that has a lifetime warranty, literally, on their tools. So.
I love you. I hate you, Harbor Freight. I really freaking love you. I love and hate you, thc.
[00:21:21] Speaker B: I'm going broke because I'm gonna make him broke. Yep.
[00:21:25] Speaker A: I ain't never been. If they. I'm gonna just talk to our accountant at work and just say, deposit half my check to Costco and half my check to Harbor.
I don't even need to see it.
[00:21:33] Speaker B: I tell you what, we may be broke, but we'll Never need a 10 millimeter socket.
[00:21:36] Speaker A: Hey, I'm Twitty. That's THC. It's Twitty in the City. Till next time.
[00:21:42] Speaker B: Aloha.
