Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: By 33, the number of cars you owned, not drove, but own, like in. In your name, in your possession.
[00:00:09] Speaker B: By 33.
[00:00:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
12. Holy.
Well, I'm at three.
[00:00:16] Speaker B: No, I'm at 12.
[00:00:17] Speaker A: 12. Yeah. Can you name all 12?
[00:00:21] Speaker B: I can almost do it. I had a. I started out with a 1998. Well, 1998 Nissan Sentra. I bought that when I was in high school. Then I went to another 1994 Nissan Sentra. Then I went to a 1995 Nissan Altima. Then I went to a 1996 Montero. Mitsubishi Montero Sport.
Then I went to a. Oh, I had a. I had a classic, too. I had a Ford Thunderbird. It was an ltd. It was back in the day. It was when I was in the military.
I've also had.
[00:00:56] Speaker A: This might. This is starting off on the wrong foot. 12 to 3, bro. Yeah. That's crazy.
[00:01:01] Speaker B: By the time I was 33. Yeah. Because my car count now was probably.
[00:01:08] Speaker A: 20 in the city.
[00:01:09] Speaker B: Aloha.
[00:01:10] Speaker A: Okay. I don't usually start it this way, dawg. We are.
I think my math is right.
Five.
Yes. We're five weeks away from the one year. So producer Sean, he's the one. You hear him every now and then. I'm Twitty Twitty in the city. That is THC, the Hawaiian comedian. He just said, this is episode 47. 7. And I was like, cool, we've been doing that. But then this is the part that got me 52 weeks. 47 out of 52. And I was like, yo, we're five weeks away. Which reminding you, hit the. Like, hit the subscribe.
[00:01:43] Speaker B: I've been doing that every week.
[00:01:45] Speaker A: Probably you're like, Twitty wide. But episode 52, it's the one year. The one year.
And we're locking in on going live and having a rehashing session on any episode. You got a question about. You commented on. We want to go live and actually have you on the spot. Comment back with us so you can get our actual opinion. And if some of y' all thinking, oh, yeah, come back.
[00:02:09] Speaker B: And we go back and forth. Yeah, we go back and forth.
[00:02:11] Speaker A: We ain't scared. And also want to show y' all a big thank you, man. One year and five freaking weeks is crazy.
Cray cray Ray Ray. So thank you, producer Sean. I didn't put that into perspective when he said it, because he said 47. I was like, oh, yeah, 47. You know, and there's 52, though. Yeah, that's crazy, bro.
[00:02:30] Speaker B: That's. And that's A. That's a perspective thing, man. I got. We. We. We do perspective things all the time, man.
[00:02:35] Speaker A: We.
[00:02:35] Speaker B: Tortilla chips. Tortilla chips, yeah. Four tortilla chips equals one tortilla.
[00:02:40] Speaker A: That is crazy. Did you say that on here in one episode?
[00:02:43] Speaker B: I don't know if I did or not, but that one. My mind. That was one that blew my mind when I was like, wait a minute, 4 chips? 4 tortilla chips is one tortilla. So I'm like, how many tortilla chip or tortillas am I eating?
[00:02:54] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:02:54] Speaker B: In one sit down.
[00:02:56] Speaker A: If that was on an episode. You heard it again. If this is your first episode, welcome to the fam. And yes. Put that in perspective for you. It sounds bad. One tortilla shell is four tortilla chips. When. You know, at a restaurant, when they fry them and you go, chips, salsa, or you go chip.
[00:03:11] Speaker B: Just take four of them, put them together. Yeah.
[00:03:13] Speaker A: So that's the type of stuff that's crazy to us. And also, what's up with the ensemble, my man? I feel like when you rock the beads, it's like something's happening. Or like, you got a call from mom. She said you need to, like, tighten up and represent your family or something.
[00:03:28] Speaker B: Oh, it's not even that. It's. It's so cold in Idaho. Don't play, like, one day. One day it's nice, and then the next day, it's like you stuck in the refrigerator.
[00:03:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm in boot mode, so I'm.
[00:03:40] Speaker B: Trying to keep warm thoughts.
I'm trying to keep warm vibes on me because I live in Idaho. So, like, near the. The end of the year, where it starts snowing, I'm like, I gotta bring my own sunshine.
[00:03:53] Speaker A: So if you wear it.
If you wear something that's summer, you feel like you went.
[00:03:57] Speaker B: I can just hear Hawaiian music in the background. And I'm like. And I. I just disregard that. It's so cold. It gets ugly.
[00:04:05] Speaker A: It gets.
[00:04:05] Speaker B: I. And then it'll come back and be like, 70. And then the next day it's like, oh, yeah, 40.
[00:04:10] Speaker A: Yeah. That's how you get sick around here. Which, by the way, anybody. Make sure you drink in your oj, your milk, taking your vitamins. This is the time of the year for my. Idaho is. Or anybody that's Midwest, mountain West, they got crazy weather. This is the time when you can start getting sick. Don't let that 70 day make you think you invent.
[00:04:28] Speaker B: Oh, that's true.
[00:04:29] Speaker A: That's shake. That's true. Bad.
[00:04:31] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. So I learned the hard way. I try to come in like that when I moved out here.
[00:04:35] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get shaken up if you out here exposing your.
[00:04:38] Speaker B: You already had east coast, so, like, I know it gets cold out there, but I came straight from Cali.
[00:04:43] Speaker A: Like, man, I can't even say. East coast is not cold.
[00:04:48] Speaker B: It's not in the wintertime.
[00:04:50] Speaker A: This not. I'm sorry. Where I came from in Virginia. It's not. It's not. If you go up north, I'll give them that.
[00:04:56] Speaker B: Like New York.
[00:04:57] Speaker A: Yeah, New York, Buffalo, all that.
[00:04:59] Speaker B: New England.
[00:05:00] Speaker A: That's cold. Virginia, bro. In the same day, it could be a high of 32. It snowed, has melted, and the sun is out in three hours.
It's not cold.
[00:05:11] Speaker B: No, that is not cold. During. During football season, every time I'm watching Buffalo, it's like. It's like, man, it just looks horrible there.
[00:05:18] Speaker A: Oh, it is. I played in the Midwest where the high was negative 13.
[00:05:22] Speaker B: No, that's high.
[00:05:23] Speaker A: That is. That's what.
[00:05:24] Speaker B: I get it. But that's.
[00:05:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Weatherman was like, yeah, we got a 30 mile an hour wind. We're going to have a high of negative 13 and a low of negative 25. I'm like, wait a minute. That's what. That's a negative number as a high.
[00:05:35] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:05:36] Speaker A: Yeah, it was. It's bad. So sorry to all my east coast people. It ain't cold. If you think it is, just take your ass. Just hit the Midwest. Just hit the.
[00:05:45] Speaker B: Go down. It's too cold.
[00:05:46] Speaker A: You start going south, you gonna go back.
[00:05:47] Speaker B: Go down south?
[00:05:48] Speaker A: Yeah, go down south.
New.
It's not even a new episode or a new topic I want to do, but I just had the thought.
I want to compare our body counts.
[00:06:01] Speaker B: On what?
[00:06:02] Speaker A: On life.
So some of y' all nasties out there, I ain't talking that body count, but you and I are at different ages. Yep. But I'm curious. When you by my age, okay. Did you have more of these things or did more of these things?
[00:06:16] Speaker B: So what's my body count on these things? Yes, on these certain things.
[00:06:20] Speaker A: So perfect example. Okay. The first one is.
And I'm 33. So when you. By the time you were 33, how many of this did you have? Oh, man. Yeah. It ain't gonna be. Think back.
[00:06:31] Speaker B: You don't want me to go to. Cause I'm 50 now. You want me to just tell you how I. How many I've had up to this point?
[00:06:37] Speaker A: We'll switch it if you Start dominating me.
[00:06:41] Speaker B: Got you. So you want me to think back to when I was 33.
[00:06:44] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:06:44] Speaker B: Up until making all the hugest mistakes in my life.
[00:06:47] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, you made some smart ones. You still here. But yeah, if you start. Just if it becomes a boring and I get through all my lists and.
[00:06:54] Speaker B: 10 minutes.
[00:06:55] Speaker A: You good?
[00:06:55] Speaker B: Go ahead.
[00:06:56] Speaker A: Then we'll switch it up. Okay.
33.
By 33.
The number of cars you owned, not drove, but own, like in. In your name, in your possession by 33. Yeah.
12. Holy shit.
Well, I'm at three.
[00:07:16] Speaker B: Yep. Nope, I'm at 12.
[00:07:18] Speaker A: 12. Yeah. Can you name all 12?
[00:07:21] Speaker B: I can almost do it. I had a. I started out with a 1998.
[00:07:25] Speaker A: Wow.
[00:07:26] Speaker B: 1998 Nissan Sentra. I bought that when I was in high school.
Then I went to another 1994 Nissan Sentra. Then I went to a 1995 Nissan Altima. Then I went to a 1996 Montero. Mitsubishi Montero Sport.
Then I went to a. Oh, I had a. I had a classic too. I had a Ford Thunderbird. It was an ltd. It was back in the day. It was when I was in the military.
I've also had.
[00:07:56] Speaker A: This might. This is starting off on the wrong foot. 12 to 3, bro.
[00:08:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:00] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[00:08:01] Speaker B: By the time I was 33. Yeah. Because my. My car count now is probably 13, 14.
[00:08:07] Speaker A: You know what's sad? I only have three because I got married. So I'm counting my wife's car because it's in both our names. But if you took that away.
I had the Envoy, which I let your son buy for me, and I.
[00:08:18] Speaker B: Had my daughter crashed it.
[00:08:20] Speaker A: We ain't gonna talk about that.
[00:08:21] Speaker B: All right.
[00:08:21] Speaker A: Oh, I missed that car. Okay, technically, as far as ones that up to 33.
[00:08:26] Speaker B: Up to 33. I was 12. I had 12. Yep.
[00:08:28] Speaker A: Well, I thought I was.
[00:08:29] Speaker B: Had a Golf GTI. I had a lot of cars.
[00:08:31] Speaker A: I thought it was gonna be close, at least in that category. Damn. Okay. By the way, anybody my age, older, join in on the comments on any one of these that strike out to you.
Now I'm scared.
[00:08:42] Speaker B: Gosh.
[00:08:43] Speaker A: Okay, 33.
Number of piercings, Bob?
[00:08:47] Speaker B: Two.
[00:08:48] Speaker A: Okay. Tied. Same. I just have my ears.
[00:08:51] Speaker B: Oh, wait a minute. I don't have ears. I have one. One ear.
[00:08:54] Speaker A: Ah, yeah, I got both. Done.
[00:08:57] Speaker B: I didn't do both. I only did one.
[00:08:58] Speaker A: You did the single.
[00:08:59] Speaker B: Haha.
[00:09:00] Speaker A: Point for Twitty.
I might want to change more.
[00:09:03] Speaker B: You have more piercings than I do. You have two and I have one.
[00:09:07] Speaker A: I also.
[00:09:08] Speaker B: My what?
[00:09:09] Speaker A: My piercings and cars combined still don't match.
[00:09:11] Speaker B: The funny is that I hardly ever, ever use it, but my hole is never closed up.
[00:09:16] Speaker A: I've heard that depending on the person, some people's holes don't ever close. And I know some people.
[00:09:22] Speaker B: When we had that dinner once, that and I had my ear.
[00:09:24] Speaker A: I didn't know you had your ear, Pierce. Yeah.
Did it really just go through easily? Yep. That's crazy. One of these episodes, you probably just put it on.
[00:09:31] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:09:32] Speaker A: Okay. All right, I'm going to go with.
Oh, this one might be.
Okay. I got to specify for this one number of states you've lived in.
[00:09:46] Speaker B: Lived in?
[00:09:46] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:09:47] Speaker B: Not I. I've seen.
[00:09:49] Speaker A: Not seen.
[00:09:49] Speaker B: Like, when I say seen, I don't mean like in a book or on a video, but I mean actually go there.
[00:09:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Unless this is a blowout, we'll switch it. And I'm. And I'm going to do staying within the US because you were military, so by default, I know I'm going to lose if I go the whole world.
[00:10:04] Speaker B: Well, yeah, if you go whole world.
[00:10:06] Speaker A: You'Re going to lose. Yeah. Because you was in the military, so you did live there. So I'm going in the US how many states you lived in?
I think for me it's 1, 2, 3.
Oh, oh, wait, wait.
5.
[00:10:28] Speaker B: Same.
[00:10:29] Speaker A: Yes. I'm taking the ties and win.
[00:10:31] Speaker B: I'm same because. And it's funny is none of them are Hawaii.
That's even funnier, huh?
[00:10:38] Speaker A: I, for sure.
[00:10:40] Speaker B: Nope, none of them are. Never lived in Hawaii.
[00:10:41] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[00:10:42] Speaker B: Never. I've always gone back home. That's where my mom.
[00:10:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:45] Speaker B: And then, like, my mom and dad went to high school there. Like, my mom's family's there still. Like, all over the island. Like, if I go home, my family lives there. I was just never. I wasn't raised there. I was raised in California in the Bay Area.
[00:10:57] Speaker A: So I was raised. Because I technically wasn't born in Virginia. I was born overseas, but Virginia. Then I went to college. So I lived in college.
[00:11:06] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:06] Speaker A: In Iowa. Then I lived right after college in Nebraska. And then one summer, I did an internship in Louisiana for four months, so that. That counts as living. And then here in Idaho. So that's my five.
[00:11:18] Speaker B: You might have me. I think I only have four at California.
[00:11:21] Speaker A: Give me the win.
[00:11:22] Speaker B: Give me the W. At California. Then I moved to Arizona. I've lived in Washington when I was. When I was. When I was little. And Idaho.
Yeah, I think you got me.
[00:11:31] Speaker A: Give me that. Still. I ain't freaking got the 12 for cars, bro. I said five states, two piercings, three cars. It took three fricking categories to get.
[00:11:41] Speaker B: To see my 12 cars, and I.
[00:11:43] Speaker A: Still ain't beat it.
[00:11:44] Speaker B: That's.
[00:11:45] Speaker A: That's crazy. Okay, little side note. Somebody get in the comments.
Uh, yes. If you're older than 33 and you've had more than 12 cars you own.
[00:11:59] Speaker B: And I'm just saying, like, it's like.
[00:12:02] Speaker A: There'S Cuz, that's a crazy freaking number, bro.
[00:12:04] Speaker B: There's. I.
Four kids, man. Like, I'm telling you, there's multiple reasons why I had multiple cars.
[00:12:09] Speaker A: I get it. It's just. It's just crazy. I.
I thought you would have said 8.
[00:12:15] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:12:16] Speaker A: 9.
[00:12:16] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:12:17] Speaker A: Like 7 and 9.
[00:12:18] Speaker B: But I mean, up to right now, 15, right?
[00:12:20] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's so. That's even crazier. So 15.
[00:12:24] Speaker B: I know.
[00:12:25] Speaker A: More damage. Yeah. Here you did more damage from 18 to 33 than you've done just here in Idaho.
[00:12:35] Speaker B: Since I've lived in Idaho, I've had, I think, four cars. Four or five cars.
[00:12:39] Speaker A: The Maui.
[00:12:40] Speaker B: Oh, no. Okay, okay. I go. I go straight to him. I had a Camry.
[00:12:45] Speaker A: Then I had. Then I had episode one, episode two. We talk about that, by the way. Go back.
[00:12:50] Speaker B: I came here. I came here in a Camry, which was horrible.
Had a Camry, and then I went to a Cadillac out of El Dorado, and then I went from the El Dorado to my Subaru. Then I went from my Subaru to a Hyundai, and then a Hyundai to a Chrysler 300. And then from a Chrysler 300 to the Tahoe to the. No, to the Malibu, and then to the Malibu to the Tahoe.
That's just here.
[00:13:17] Speaker A: I picked the wrong category.
[00:13:19] Speaker B: Just here in Idaho.
[00:13:21] Speaker A: I think, RIP to the years we have our friendship. I'm never catching you. I don't.
[00:13:26] Speaker B: No. Because I'm gonna have more.
[00:13:28] Speaker A: I would have to have kids. I would have to have kids to start getting cars and tagging them along in my circle just because they got the last name to try to catch.
[00:13:36] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:13:36] Speaker A: I can't do about myself.
[00:13:38] Speaker B: I like cars.
[00:13:39] Speaker A: Cars are freaking 12, though, by 33, bro.
[00:13:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Easily.
[00:13:43] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:13:43] Speaker B: Easily.
[00:13:44] Speaker A: That's.
Oh, I did. Oh, I had that in here twice. I'm not doing it.
[00:13:49] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. And I forgot about a Ford. A 1998 Ford Escort wagon. And I hated that car.
[00:13:55] Speaker A: I'm here. Or.
[00:13:56] Speaker B: No, it was when I was in the military. I was about to say I hated that car. I hated that car. So much.
[00:14:01] Speaker A: Thirteen, Right.
[00:14:02] Speaker B: I used to kick that car in the parking lot when I got out of it because I knew this was the only car I could afford right now, and this was the only thing I can have. But I needed wheels, and I hated it. It was a station wagon escort, and I used to kick it every. I used to get out of the car. I can't believe I'm driving this.
[00:14:18] Speaker A: I think you're going to beat me on this one.
[00:14:20] Speaker B: Go ahead.
[00:14:21] Speaker A: Number of jobs, employed to.
[00:14:24] Speaker B: Oof.
[00:14:24] Speaker A: By 33.
[00:14:26] Speaker B: I'm gonna get you.
Let me get you.
[00:14:32] Speaker A: I'm gonna get you seven.
[00:14:34] Speaker B: Doug. I'm in double digits easily.
I'm in double. And I'm gonna put it to you like this, dog. I'm in double digits after the military.
[00:14:45] Speaker A: We're not even gonna. Okay.
[00:14:47] Speaker B: After the military.
I'm in double digits after.
Like, I had jobs before I went to the military, and then I had. I had more jobs after I got out.
[00:14:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:14:57] Speaker B: And I've done stuff from security to construction to.
I mean, retail to everything. That's crazy. To radio everything.
[00:15:07] Speaker A: I'm sorry. I really thought it was going to be a great conversation.
I just thought I might have had. I got some wins, though. But this is like. This is bad. This is worse than the NFL ass whooping. Like, this is 20.
[00:15:19] Speaker B: I mean, 1.
[00:15:19] Speaker A: 1.
[00:15:20] Speaker B: I can even explain that one is like, hey, is. I. I had kids, man. So if I had a job and then I was offered another job that was paying more and giving me something better, I gotta look out for the family.
[00:15:29] Speaker A: That's fair.
[00:15:30] Speaker B: So if I'm. If I'm making 15 an hour and somebody goes, hey, I'll hire you over here, and you can do the same stuff that you're doing over here, but I'm gonna pay you 20. Guess what? Yeah, I'm at work. I'm at work the next day.
[00:15:41] Speaker A: Yeah, you gotta bounce.
[00:15:42] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:15:42] Speaker A: All right.
We're gonna tie that.
[00:15:48] Speaker B: You also.
[00:15:48] Speaker A: I hope we tie you.
[00:15:49] Speaker B: Fighting the family, man. Dog. It's hard.
[00:15:51] Speaker A: I know. That's why I gotta start. I gotta start picking some categories I can win.
[00:15:54] Speaker B: When you got to take care of a fam like, you got to get out there. I got kids. He's looking at me like I'm hungry.
[00:15:59] Speaker A: I know.
[00:15:59] Speaker B: I'm taking everything. Thirteen cars right before.
Go ahead.
[00:16:04] Speaker A: That's. So I hope somebody in the comments, please just be.
[00:16:07] Speaker B: Oh, I know. It's gonna be a whole bunch of people out there that's like, yeah, I know what P's talking about. I know what he's talking about.
[00:16:12] Speaker A: 13.
Go ahead. Number of tattoos by 33.
[00:16:17] Speaker B: Three.
I've had all of these. By three.
[00:16:20] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:16:21] Speaker B: I've had all these.
[00:16:22] Speaker A: That's right. The one behind you.
[00:16:23] Speaker B: Oh, four.
[00:16:24] Speaker A: Four, though. I said about 33, though. You just got the one behind.
[00:16:27] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This one just came.
[00:16:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Also another episode. Want to figure out how you got it? Check out the episode. Which one? I can't remember.
For moms, right? Yeah. Okay. Yep, yep. By 33, I've had.
Okay. Do you count as a two and a half? No, because one.
[00:16:44] Speaker B: Even if it's a half, that's one.
[00:16:45] Speaker A: Okay. Because I had it permanently and then I finished it with getting writing done in it.
[00:16:51] Speaker B: So that's two. How many sit downs?
[00:16:55] Speaker A: Four.
[00:16:56] Speaker B: Okay, four sit down.
[00:16:57] Speaker A: But two of them was for the same tattoo. I just didn't know what I wanted the rest of it to be.
[00:17:02] Speaker B: I got. I got that one. I got this one, and then I got one up here. On this one, I got three.
[00:17:07] Speaker A: Chest. Chest, arm.
[00:17:08] Speaker B: That's going to be my next one. I'm going to sleeve. I'm going to sleeve from here all the way up and then across to the.
[00:17:14] Speaker A: I want to sleep. I'm just too dark.
[00:17:16] Speaker B: I'm going to sleeve.
[00:17:17] Speaker A: You're the per. You're the. You. You have the ability to get lighter. I don't.
[00:17:22] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:23] Speaker A: So a sleeve would be pointless. Like, your sleeve. I guarantee it's going to be badass when it's dark. And then right now, like, you're the perfect tone and you might get a little bit lighter in the winter. I don't get lighter. That's my only downfall. I get dark and I stay on that side.
[00:17:36] Speaker B: You call that my. I call that my outline. Yeah, that's my outline on my tattoo. I ain't light skinned. That's. I don't need some. That's my outline.
[00:17:44] Speaker A: Yeah. If I. I want to sleeve so bad, but. Yeah, my. My pigmentation doesn't allow it.
[00:17:48] Speaker B: What else you got for me?
[00:17:49] Speaker A: Okay.
Number of places kicked out of.
Ooh.
[00:17:55] Speaker B: Ooh.
[00:17:57] Speaker A: Now I can. We can. We can specify and go, like, kicked out of like. Like, we can go bars or we could go, like, houses, or we could go like.
[00:18:07] Speaker B: I was asked abruptly to leave or that I was served a piece of paper and said, don't come back.
[00:18:12] Speaker A: We can do. We can do combos, or we can do one or the other. I'll let you pick.
I got a couple on both sides.
[00:18:21] Speaker B: So what about ones that Like I purposely did something so that you could get kicked out. Yeah, pretty much.
[00:18:30] Speaker A: Sure.
[00:18:31] Speaker B: I'm a stand up comedian. So sometimes when certain comics don't get paid certain places that we got to do. Yeah. Oh, you want to show?
Cool. Okay.
[00:18:40] Speaker A: We'll do all. All incoming. And if the numbers too dominating.
[00:18:44] Speaker B: No, you'll probably get me to. Because I'm. I'm. I'm kind of a. Like, I don't, I don't, I don't look for it and I don't actually.
[00:18:52] Speaker A: I don't either. But in college I was that guy.
[00:18:54] Speaker B: I would say, I would say maybe, I would say maybe two times. And it wasn't for any reasons of my own, but it was because I was with somebody or with a few people who was doing stupid.
[00:19:09] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:19:10] Speaker B: And I was just a part of that group and they was like, all y' all gotta go.
[00:19:13] Speaker A: I have four. Three I was with them and the other was. Was all me.
[00:19:19] Speaker B: You have four of them? Yeah, it was all you the three times.
[00:19:22] Speaker A: No, the. No, three of them. I was somebody else. The group and so one was yours?
[00:19:27] Speaker B: What was one?
[00:19:27] Speaker A: One was mine.
[00:19:28] Speaker B: What's the one? I want to talk about the one. I. I want to talk about the one. What's the one? What did you do? Was you drunk?
[00:19:33] Speaker A: No.
[00:19:33] Speaker B: That didn't involve any alcohol?
[00:19:35] Speaker A: Nope.
[00:19:36] Speaker B: Didn't involve anything else?
[00:19:37] Speaker A: I was at. I was at my part time job at Target in Omaha, Nebraska.
[00:19:41] Speaker B: You was working at Target? I was like, I never knew you worked there.
[00:19:44] Speaker A: Didn't.
[00:19:45] Speaker B: Red shirt and all?
[00:19:46] Speaker A: No, no, no, no Red shirt.
[00:19:48] Speaker B: You worked at Target.
[00:19:49] Speaker A: How do you.
[00:19:49] Speaker B: How do you explain that to somebody?
[00:19:51] Speaker A: Truckloader.
[00:19:52] Speaker B: Okay, okay, okay.
[00:19:53] Speaker A: Loader.
[00:19:53] Speaker B: So you didn't work the store inside?
[00:19:55] Speaker A: If I did, it was Christmas and Halloween and Thanksgiving is because nobody was in the store yet now.
[00:20:01] Speaker B: So you was working there. Now if you, if you are trying to explain to me that you got kicked out of someplace was. Does this lead to a termination?
[00:20:09] Speaker A: No, I surprisingly still kept the job because my boss.
[00:20:12] Speaker B: But you left.
[00:20:13] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I left. And they asked you to leave?
Yes.
[00:20:18] Speaker B: You got kicked out?
[00:20:19] Speaker A: Yes, I got asked to leave. I then got a call later that day.
[00:20:24] Speaker B: Was there any kind of fight in Target that happened?
[00:20:26] Speaker A: No.
[00:20:27] Speaker B: Was there almost gonna be.
[00:20:28] Speaker A: And that guy did not want it.
[00:20:30] Speaker B: That's when it was you go home.
[00:20:32] Speaker A: So essentially I'm in the truck, I'm unloading and it's. It's hot, bro. It is.
We're talking middle of summer and you're moving everything in. I'M moving everything in. So the philosophy was, you put on the line, and sometimes you shove it just a little to get things through the.
Not to disrespect anybody, but somebody thought that. Somebody thought that. Because I like to get stuff done. My hours. I got paid the same. I was like the mail guy we.
[00:21:03] Speaker B: Talk about at work who just show up.
[00:21:05] Speaker A: So hours. It didn't matter. The hours I worked. My pay was not gonna change.
[00:21:08] Speaker B: Correct.
[00:21:09] Speaker A: If I got done quickly.
[00:21:10] Speaker B: You're done.
[00:21:10] Speaker A: I'm done. Yeah. So, yeah, I wanted to speed it up. Well, I only had a couple of rules.
[00:21:17] Speaker B: How old was you right out of college? You in your 20?
[00:21:21] Speaker A: 21.
[00:21:22] Speaker B: Oh, my goodness.
[00:21:23] Speaker A: And I'm fresh out of college after playing football.
[00:21:26] Speaker B: And this man slowing you down.
[00:21:27] Speaker A: Oh, so.
[00:21:28] Speaker B: So you got some. Okay, that's. This is where. I know where this is.
[00:21:31] Speaker A: I shove and I feel a tug back, and I'm like, okay.
Probably got stuck on the line, shoved again. I. But I don't. I don't do an aggressive shot. I just do a. Like something's in the way, you're trying.
[00:21:44] Speaker B: To get around it.
[00:21:44] Speaker A: Next thing I know, it's a full shove back, knock stuff off the line, and just a Twitter. You need to get your together. I'm tired of you thinking you can dominate all of us. We ain't your.
And I was like, whoa, dog. Dude, don't talk to me like that. And I'm laughing. I'm like, come on, Anthony.
[00:22:06] Speaker B: How did this not come to blows?
[00:22:08] Speaker A: Because I knew he. He would not have lived. He wouldn't.
[00:22:12] Speaker B: At least one blow. No, I'm usually talking you out of things like this.
[00:22:16] Speaker A: See, here's the thing about me.
[00:22:17] Speaker B: I'm usually trying to tell you. I'm usually trying to be Democrat football player.
[00:22:22] Speaker A: I was a defensive player. So for me, I'm not throwing a blow. I'm getting you to the ground first so I can be on top and then blow. You see, when somebody tries to go to swing, I tackle you and I take you to the ground, and then I throw hands. I'm not doing this whole stare at me, stare at me, kiss me, blow on me. You go to swing. If it's about to happen, I'm taking you to the ground first.
So I knew I put him on the ground. It's done. I'm at least getting five licks in to the face before you pull me.
[00:22:52] Speaker B: Off, man, I can't do that anymore as a bouncer, man, I used to think, yeah, if I get him to the ground, I got him. Until you actually tackle a wrestler.
Well, yeah, you tackle a wrestler, you're gonna be like, I wish I didn't take somebody to the ground right now.
[00:23:03] Speaker A: My situation. This guy, no disrespect to him, but.
[00:23:06] Speaker B: He didn't know nothing about wrestling.
[00:23:08] Speaker A: So, yeah, he does that. And I'm laughing, and I'm just like, bro, like, it ain't that big of a deal. He's like, oh, no. You think you could just walk up in here and be all macho? And he was like, nobody's scared of you. And I'm like, oh.
[00:23:19] Speaker B: Nine night. That's it. Nine.
[00:23:21] Speaker A: Nine.
[00:23:21] Speaker B: No, not so.
[00:23:22] Speaker A: Yeah.
Face. And then somebody got in my face. They told me to chill out, not holding him. And I. One hand shoved the guy, and he ricocheted off the wall and fell.
[00:23:31] Speaker B: Ricocheted.
[00:23:32] Speaker A: I like that word. And I immediately got told by my boss, Rick, I need to go home.
[00:23:39] Speaker B: Okay?
[00:23:39] Speaker A: And I.
[00:23:40] Speaker B: But you still came back.
[00:23:41] Speaker A: They asked me to come back. Cause he.
[00:23:44] Speaker B: Cause they knew how much stuff you got done. That's why.
[00:23:46] Speaker A: Luckily, everybody around validated that Twitty didn't. Cause he was saying. He shoved the line on me. And everybody's like, he didn't shove it.
He slid it. It slid back. He slid it back again in the same tone.
[00:23:58] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:23:58] Speaker A: And Anthony got pissed.
And that was my defense.
[00:24:01] Speaker B: Like, I didn't. Man, that could have been one day. You could have got one, and everybody had been cool with it.
You could have got one, and you could have got. And then they'd been like, go home, Twitty. All right, I'm gonna go home.
[00:24:11] Speaker A: But I did it. Yeah.
[00:24:12] Speaker B: And then the next day, they be like, am I in trouble? You not in trouble. And they gonna be like, dude, you ain't in trouble. And you got one in.
[00:24:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Nah, I couldn't.
[00:24:18] Speaker B: I'd have got one.
[00:24:19] Speaker A: I couldn't have.
[00:24:21] Speaker B: I'd applied for Walmart the next day.
I'd be like, I gotta experience. I'm gonna fly for Walmart now.
[00:24:27] Speaker A: Can we call your old job? I wouldn't do that, but I hope.
[00:24:30] Speaker B: Ain'T nobody here gonna push me around.
[00:24:31] Speaker A: Right? So that's. That's my one work. One it.
[00:24:34] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:24:35] Speaker A: But, yeah, I technically didn't lose the job because I had validation.
[00:24:39] Speaker B: Now, you didn't lose the job because you valued it.
[00:24:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:24:41] Speaker B: They knew stuff got done when you was there. They was like, you take off, Twitties, it's gonna take us a minute.
[00:24:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:24:46] Speaker B: Like, I mean, I know he got his. I Know, they got a little room. You know what? He need to take his ass whooping and move on.
[00:24:51] Speaker A: Could nobody handle. I. I destroyed that line, bro, with a mission.
[00:24:54] Speaker B: He don't want the smoke.
[00:24:55] Speaker A: He did. He didn't. He was about to.
[00:24:57] Speaker B: He probably. He probably one of our subscribers right now.
[00:25:00] Speaker A: He might.
[00:25:01] Speaker B: I'm an unsubscribe. No, you're not. Don't be mad. We ain't mad at you.
[00:25:04] Speaker A: I ain't mad at you, dog. Back in the day.
Anthony, no hard feelings.
[00:25:08] Speaker B: No hard feelings, Aunt.
[00:25:09] Speaker A: That's why I laughed. I was trying to warn him. When I laugh, I'm giving you warning. Like, just chill out, all right? I got two more number of pets you owned or had. I feel like I'm going to lose this. Unless you weren't a big pet person.
[00:25:24] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:25:26] Speaker A: Kioke's your only.
[00:25:28] Speaker B: Kioke is my first and only. Yep. As far as dogs, I've had a cat. I had a cat angel, and I've had a bunch of fish. I was a fish guy. I had aquariums.
[00:25:38] Speaker A: I count as fish. I have fish, too.
[00:25:40] Speaker B: I have. I had a bunch of fish. I had a gourami that I had when he was like this little, and he grew up to be, like, something you can catch illegally.
[00:25:47] Speaker A: Okay, then if we just do.
[00:25:49] Speaker B: I. I like fish. Fish was easier to maintain, especially with a house full of kids. And then I wasn't trying to do a kitty litter box and another box and emptying and stuff. But, yeah, no Kyoki, as far as.
[00:26:00] Speaker A: Since I've been an adult. None yet.
But as a kid.
[00:26:06] Speaker B: As a kid. Okay.
[00:26:07] Speaker A: My mom wanted to have every dog as a kid.
[00:26:10] Speaker B: I had about. I had three dogs as a kid, but it was. It was my dad's dogs or it was something like that. Like, I knew the dogs and I took care of the dogs, but they were pretty much my dad's dogs.
[00:26:18] Speaker A: Two dogs, two cats.
Oh, we had three, and I hated the cats.
[00:26:22] Speaker B: We had three.
[00:26:23] Speaker A: Cats are too quiet. I'm sorry. Cats are. I know. They're independent. There's no. Too damn quiet.
[00:26:27] Speaker B: I can't do cats.
[00:26:28] Speaker A: They're too quiet for me.
[00:26:29] Speaker B: I. I can't do. I. I'm a dog person. I love dogs.
[00:26:32] Speaker A: I love.
[00:26:33] Speaker B: I love kilk. Like. Like, that's. That's pretty much my first dog like, that I've ever owned and, like, been with him. Like, that's my dog, Keoki.
[00:26:40] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't have disrespect for a cat. They're just. They. Honestly, they are Too quiet.
[00:26:43] Speaker B: He might be nice to that. But I don't, I don't care. Like, cats, we don't get along. Don't come to my house, don't knock on my door, don't ask me for milk.
[00:26:50] Speaker A: Don'. Nothing. Like, we do have, we do have a street cat in my neighborhood that I hate because it sits on my porch.
[00:26:56] Speaker B: Well, I'm, and I like, I'm not mean to cats. Like, if I see a cat burning, like, if there's a house and it's on, it's burning and there's a cat stuck, I'mma save the cat. But I'm, I'm, I'm pull the cat out, I'm gonna put the cat on the sidewalk and I'll be like, well, I hope you got some place to go.
[00:27:09] Speaker A: Have a good day.
[00:27:10] Speaker B: Yeah, peace out. I hope you got some place to go. But you ain't dying, right? You know what I'm saying? I'm not gonna let you die, but I saved you.
[00:27:16] Speaker A: But I'm gonna tell you right now how good.
[00:27:18] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you right now. If I see a burning house and there's a puppy in there, and I run in there and I say, that puppy, that puppy coming to the house.
[00:27:25] Speaker A: You better hope he didn't have a.
[00:27:26] Speaker B: Puppy coming to the house. He coming to the house. But even if, even if, but even if the homeowner was, hey, did you find a puppy in that thing? I'm like, yes, I did. I would return the dog to the right.
[00:27:33] Speaker A: I thought you were going to say you ain't but like a cat, a cat.
[00:27:36] Speaker B: I'll be like, I hope you own to show back up again, like, because I ain't taking you. But if nobody taking the puppy, I'll take the puppy home and get the puppy. Puppy.
[00:27:43] Speaker A: That's so funny. I agree. I would say I save an animal. I don't treat them badly.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:27:48] Speaker A: But if I'm at a say tweet, you can have this or this in your house and it's a cat or a dog. I'm going dog.
[00:27:53] Speaker B: I'm going dog all the time.
[00:27:54] Speaker A: I'm just saying my reasoning is because cats are too quiet, I cannot have something in my house and I don't know where you're at.
[00:28:00] Speaker B: A cat won't let me know somebody is entering my house illegally.
[00:28:03] Speaker A: And that too.
[00:28:04] Speaker B: A dog will.
[00:28:05] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:28:05] Speaker B: A cat would look at that burglar and be like, yo, that can't be like, hey, leave the door open because I, I'll be Here when he wakes up, like, I don't even want to see that cat would show up. Later, after, when the cops is here, that cat will be like, what happened?
What happened? He said, hey, Sean, somebody be like, dude, you was in the house before all this happened. How'd you get out the house?
Like, my dog would let me know. Ki would let me know you. You come up to my door, he lets me know you there.
Like, let me out. I don't want to be here when he wake up and then come back. Be like, what happened?
Soon as the cops there. Your cop's doing this. You got that one?
[00:28:48] Speaker A: Ca.
[00:28:51] Speaker B: What happened?
[00:28:52] Speaker A: What happened? What'd he do?
[00:28:54] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Where'd the DVD player go?
I could have swore we were just watching. What is that? Oh, that's so messed up. They took the television.
[00:29:07] Speaker A: It's even funnier because every cat has that look, like they don't.
[00:29:11] Speaker B: Like, they don't know what's going on.
They just there just because we want them to be there. Like, oh, my God.
[00:29:19] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:29:19] Speaker B: And every cat owner out there, you know this. You know this to be true.
[00:29:23] Speaker A: Your cat ain't gonna defend you.
[00:29:27] Speaker B: Like, if I'm stuck in the house, Kyoki would try to find a dig me out. A cat ain't gonna help you out the house. A cat gonna look at you, be like, look, man, I can't help you, but I'm gonna get out of here right now.
[00:29:37] Speaker A: Dog. That burglar is so. That's so spot on. Thc. That is so not. It's so funny. But it ain't dog, that.
[00:29:44] Speaker B: Yeah, open that door. That cat's like, I'm out.
I'll be back later on when the cops get here.
[00:29:50] Speaker A: See what they do.
[00:29:53] Speaker B: Oh, snap.
[00:29:54] Speaker A: He made off well.
[00:29:55] Speaker B: Snap.
[00:29:57] Speaker A: Yo.
Okay, on that note, that's it. If.
Get in the comments, dog. Oh, man. Yo, that cat.
[00:30:07] Speaker B: So, yeah, I want to hear too, in the comments. Cat or dog owners, which ones you going for? Cats. Dogs. Dogs. Cats. Which ones? I'm a dog.
[00:30:13] Speaker A: If we see.
If we see a drop in cat owners, it's this episode, right?
[00:30:20] Speaker B: You got some people that's questioning your cat. If your cat had to pick a difference between his life and yours, he's like, I am out.
Every cat is selfish. I say it right now.
[00:30:30] Speaker A: It's gonna leave the door open.
[00:30:31] Speaker B: Yep, leave the door open. I'm out.
I ain't gonna be here when he wakes up.
[00:30:36] Speaker A: Hit that. Like, oh, my God.
Subscribe.
[00:30:39] Speaker B: I cannot stop.
[00:30:43] Speaker A: All right, I'm going to be done. You know what? Because I'm picturing. I'm picturing that cat walking in and just strolling around too.
[00:30:49] Speaker B: Like I picture him like poking his head out from behind the cop. Like when the cops is walking up and you just see your cat like what happened?
[00:30:56] Speaker A: I picture a stroll between. Like if I'm the cop in this view, I see the cat coming from behind just looking at the strolling between the two and getting up on the couch and looking around like, oh yeah, nah, I'll take that TV off. Yeah. DVD player. Mm, didn't take that though.
[00:31:11] Speaker B: And you know what? A cat to do a cat to find the most comfortable spot in the middle of this investigation and curl up and fall asleep.
They don't care. That's why I don't care.
Cats don't give a shit.
[00:31:20] Speaker A: Hit the like hit the subscribe this is episode 4752 is the one year and we are doing hopefully a live but if not alive we are doing a turning of convo. So if you got topics you want to retalk about, save it. Put in the comments. We going live. We want to hear these topics and we will bring them back up. I'm Twitty, it's thc.
[00:31:42] Speaker B: Aloha.
