Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: I'm telling you, I could change my own oil. I can do all that. I can do all of that. That's.
[00:00:03] Speaker B: I know you can. This is what I just don't.
[00:00:05] Speaker A: Because I'm. You ever been stuck with the used oil because you don't know where you can take it to? Because, like, some gas stations were like. And now this is not like now. Now it's easier to find places where you can turn in that recycled oil.
[00:00:18] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:00:18] Speaker A: When I. When I was doing this myself and had the kids and all this other shit. Yeah.
[00:00:23] Speaker B: But I'm still not letting you off the hook of knowing how much of a loud mouth and personality guy you are. You could have found you a guy. Because if you got everything, you're making.
[00:00:34] Speaker A: Me trust somebody else.
[00:00:37] Speaker B: 20 in the city.
[00:00:39] Speaker A: Aloha.
[00:00:40] Speaker B: I gotta wake up, dog. I don't know why today. I feel. Ugh.
[00:00:44] Speaker A: What?
[00:00:45] Speaker B: I just feel tired.
[00:00:46] Speaker A: Why?
[00:00:47] Speaker B: I don't know. That's what I.
[00:00:48] Speaker A: You ain't sleeping.
[00:00:49] Speaker B: I've been sleeping. I've been.
This is Twitty in the City, by the way. I'm Twitty. That's thc.
[00:00:54] Speaker A: Sometimes we just be talking.
[00:00:55] Speaker B: We do this thing that producer Sean just starts the mic, just starts recording. And I don't know yet until I realize there's a red rec on the screen. And I'm like, oh, we're just having a side conversation.
[00:01:06] Speaker A: For real. What's the matter?
[00:01:07] Speaker B: I don't know. I mean, I'm getting my usual hours of sleep. I changed my workout a little bit, but I don't know. I think it's just the weather. October, fall. Little cold at night now. A little shivery. Maybe my body's just being sad. Cause summer's about to be official, I guess. It's already official. It's already over.
[00:01:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:01:26] Speaker B: I think my body's just coming to the realization.
So what happens when you a June baby? You get sad when summer's gone?
[00:01:32] Speaker A: I don't. I like it when it gets like this.
[00:01:34] Speaker B: I like my heat as much as some people don't. I love being warm. I hate. Because when you get cold, it's so hard to recover from being cold. Know. Yeah.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: That just depends on the person. Okay. I like it cold. I like it cold, man. I. I like the cold.
[00:01:51] Speaker B: You've been doing it. Hit the, like, hit the. Subscribe, get in the comments. If you are Mr. Love the Cold or Love the Heat. We can even have that in the comments. THC is the one always in the comments, so he will let me Know who is team he or team not. This is how I know when we have conversations. By the way, if it went my way because you won't immediately tell me what is in the comment. When it goes your way, you will immediately tell me. Be like, oh, you everybody's team. Team me. And I ask you. It'd be like two days. I'd be like, what's the comments like? He'd be like, everybody's on your side. So I do know. And I find out real quick when you get in the comments and it's not going to.
[00:02:26] Speaker A: Oh, he don't find, he don't find out real quick. He only, he only finds out real quick when it's mine.
[00:02:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I, I, I don't lie. I ask equally. Every, every comment equally. You do.
[00:02:37] Speaker A: And it was funny because like, I was, I was ahead by like just a little bit. And the next thing I see fire, fire, fire, fire. And I was like, there are so many messed up people out there up that that's messed up. 4.
[00:02:47] Speaker B: I don't know how many episodes. Just look for the one that talks about leftovers and you understand the fire comment. And please continue with that. Should just be an ongoing thing. Just every episode, if you are just team Leftover, just put a hashtag fire just to keep reminding.
[00:03:01] Speaker A: And, and we got to know and we got to remember. Listen, and before, before we move on. Listen, Linda, this before we move on, okay, it's not that I do not like leftovers. That that's what some of the comments was like, why you don't like leftovers. And I'm like getting on you heavy. But I never said I didn't like leftovers. I just said that. I just said leftovers can't be the highest ranking in the, the food critic thing. It can be bomb. It can be an eight. It can be a nine. Sometimes a nine.
[00:03:33] Speaker B: Hey, bro.
[00:03:34] Speaker A: But it's never number 10.
[00:03:35] Speaker B: You disrespected the people so they think you're about. But man, bring that.
[00:03:39] Speaker A: I'm watching. You want to comment. I'm, I'm respond.
[00:03:41] Speaker B: THC is a leftover guy. I've brought stuff that my wife has made any leftover.
[00:03:46] Speaker A: I love leftovers.
[00:03:47] Speaker B: You see what this is what happens though? See, you try to be a leftover guy, but then you started going against it. So everybody just thinks, no, I wasn't going against it.
[00:03:54] Speaker A: I'm a leftover guy. I'm just not living. I'm still living in reality. That's all.
I'm not, I'm not mixing my illusions. My. I'm not getting a delusions of grandeur or whatever that, what they call that. That's not happening.
[00:04:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Speaking of your delusions and your philosophies. Okay, I need you to explain your logic because I, I cannot follow you on how you spend money.
[00:04:24] Speaker A: What do you mean?
[00:04:25] Speaker B: So I'm gonna go back. I forgot this.
[00:04:28] Speaker A: Oh, my God. We're going back to this one. Was it the KFC thing?
[00:04:32] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no. Not that one. But in another sense. Remember how I told you I had to get a new washing machine? Right?
[00:04:38] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:04:39] Speaker B: So for those that didn't know, I got to get a new washing machine. I was cheap. I only did the one year warranty. Warranty crapped out. And then also the washer went outside to get a new one. And you remember I told you to buy it from Lowe's was 400 bucks, but then to do the warranty, them pick it up and then install it. Put me at 700 bucks.
I go to Costco for 550.
They do all that for me.
And you told me you would have just bought the one from Lowe's and installed it yourself and got rid of your old one to save 200 bucks. Yeah, but that, but this is coming from the same guy that is cool with paying somebody else for an oil change.
But you do your own breaks. Yeah, your math don't. Your math ain't mathing with me. No, no, no.
[00:05:36] Speaker A: Oh, it ain't got nothing to do with math.
[00:05:38] Speaker B: What did. What the hell is it?
[00:05:40] Speaker A: It's got to do with how I wanna. How I wanna. Like, okay, if I get somebody to it. Well, it might be a little bit of math too, when you're talking oils and brakes. Like, do you know what a brake job costs?
[00:05:50] Speaker B: Yeah, a brake job is up there.
[00:05:52] Speaker A: From ford, from All4Wheels.
[00:05:54] Speaker B: All4 wheels. You gotta rotate. You gotta almost say all rotors.
[00:05:57] Speaker A: You got rotors. You got your, you got your, you got your brake caliper, you got your brakes, brake pads. You got, you got to check your calipers. You got to make sure your stuff. You got to make sure your rotors are good. You got to do all that. Now if you were to give that over to a shop, well into a thousand dollars easily, if you had to do all of that.
Now I buy my rotors, I get my rotors for two of them, I've. I spend maybe a hundred and thirty dollars.
[00:06:20] Speaker B: Yeah, you get them. Yeah. So I've seen you purchase.
[00:06:23] Speaker A: I'm done. I'M under way under 500 to do all my breaks. I'm under 500 easily. Now. If I took it in there, I'm. I'm doubling that for sure.
My oil.
I ain't got nowhere to put this oil when I'm done with it. I don't know. I can. I'm telling you, I could change my own oil. I can do all that. I can do all of that. That's.
[00:06:41] Speaker B: I know you can. This is what I just don't.
[00:06:43] Speaker A: Because I'm. You ever been stuck with the used oil because you don't know where you can take it to? Because, like, some gas stations were like. And now this is not like now. Now it's easier to find places where you can turn in that recycled oil.
[00:06:56] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:06:57] Speaker A: When I. When I was doing this myself and had the kids and all this other shit.
[00:07:01] Speaker B: Yeah, but I'm still not letting you off the hook of knowing how much of a loudmouth and personality guy you are. You could have found you a guy because if you got everything, you making.
[00:07:12] Speaker A: Me trust somebody else. I'm very hard with that.
[00:07:15] Speaker B: To dispose of your oil, you. You would find. You can find somebody.
[00:07:18] Speaker A: See, that's what I'm saying? But now it becomes a whole chore. Now it becomes a whole task. Now it becomes something I got to put on my calendar. You see what I'm saying? Now it comes down your calendar. But. No, no, but now. But that's on my time. That's on my thing. But now I got to go off of somebody else's calendar. I got to see if somebody else is available. I gotta ask somebody else to do something. I'm like, nah, I don't have to. I pull in. I pull in, and I'm gonna spend. I'm gonna spend anywhere from 60 bucks. 60 bucks, 60 to $70 to change my oil.
Now if I do it myself, I'm.
[00:07:47] Speaker B: Still less than that.
[00:07:49] Speaker A: Not by much.
Not by much. Not now, because I gotta put. I gotta put seven quarts in there. Yeah.
[00:07:56] Speaker B: You like me.
[00:07:57] Speaker A: So. So that's what I'm saying is that now, now I'm. I'm gonna be paying instead of paying 70 bucks, right? If I have somebody else to do it, get rid of it all, and I could just. I drive away and ain't got to talk to nobody. I ain't got nothing for my 60 bucks. 70 bucks of that, or I do it myself for 45 to 50.
Is $20 worth it to me for somebody else to have that headache?
[00:08:20] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:08:22] Speaker A: Yes, it is. 100% worth. That $20 is worth me paying somebody else to do it right then and there because there's so much to get rid of. My brakes, stuff like that. That stuff I can just toss out. Okay, So I can't just toss out the oil.
[00:08:34] Speaker B: Okay, then say okay then give me your philosophy on the washing machine.
[00:08:39] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: Because the washing machine, and you know me, it wasn't about the installing. It was about hauling the washing machine away. You still though, are set. So in this case with me, you're saying because the warranty was probably. That was another 50. So it was an extra 200. But the warranty, I'm gonna shade it out. So 150 was to install, but really take away the washing machine, you would have saved that money. Where the hell you gonna put that damn washing machine?
[00:09:07] Speaker A: What do you mean?
[00:09:08] Speaker B: Where are you gonna haul that? It ain't like brake pads. You can just put that in there. Where the hell are you gonna haul that washing machine? That's broke now.
[00:09:16] Speaker A: Well, is it broke or is it. I'm just replacing broke. Broke.
[00:09:19] Speaker B: Done.
No. So the. Okay, here we go then. Here goes the real breakdown. This is where I really want to get your math.
[00:09:26] Speaker A: So because you can tell your trash people they can send somebody out there to pick that up.
[00:09:33] Speaker B: See, back in the day. Yes. I feel like now if you do that, that's going to cost you extra. No, I could be wrong, but I feel like it cost you extra. Okay, so back to the original question.
What was wrong with the washing machine was the sensor was out. You had to replace the whole. Correct. The whole.
[00:09:47] Speaker A: And I'm going to tell you.
[00:09:48] Speaker B: What is that called the.
Not the motherboard, the freaking.
[00:09:51] Speaker A: See, my thing is. My. My thing is, is I think you. You going after the machine.
That's not why my math wasn't math into you.
[00:10:00] Speaker B: So why was your math not mathing to me?
[00:10:02] Speaker A: Because I don't trust Costco.
Bow. I said it.
[00:10:08] Speaker B: What.
What do you mean you don't trust Costco?
[00:10:11] Speaker A: Do you know how many things. You know how many things that I. That I really actually had to use my warranty for there A lot.
Especially with the work we do with Costco.
[00:10:22] Speaker B: Yeah.
When. When's. When's the last time?
[00:10:26] Speaker A: What? What?
[00:10:27] Speaker B: Give me something like in the last.
[00:10:29] Speaker A: Year, in the last two months.
And it was big items. And it was. No, it was big items. It was big items like that. It wasn't. Wasn't a washer and dryer.
[00:10:40] Speaker B: So whereas it, like it came dented or they didn't install it properly.
[00:10:45] Speaker A: No, it just failed.
[00:10:48] Speaker B: I don't trust Lowe's because the thing they gave me when I came back.
[00:10:51] Speaker A: To take it back, I couldn't get what I originally had.
[00:10:54] Speaker B: Same.
So you and I are the same way. It's just. I do that with Lowe's.
[00:10:58] Speaker A: I. I've been to see. I haven't been that way with Lowe's. Anything I've got, I've gotten from Lowe's, whether it be a washer or a dryer or refrigerator or something like that. If I bought something from Lowe's and I. And I seen their warranty, I see why their stuff is the way it is, and I see why their stuff is installed the way it is. And also too, like, the minute it was in, never had no problems.
[00:11:17] Speaker B: See, I got my money on Costco.
[00:11:20] Speaker A: I don't.
[00:11:21] Speaker B: I don't got my money on Lowe's. I don't got my money on Costco because literally my. My washing machine died two weeks after the one year warranty. It was like the washing machine knew.
[00:11:32] Speaker A: For what we do for a living, I have had to take back mad equipment to Costco. Yep. Because that's where it came from.
[00:11:42] Speaker B: Then where the. Who are you shopping with? And also, I need your connecting on. Which Lowe's are you going to in town? Because. Okay, we're gonna put it out there.
[00:11:49] Speaker A: I'm from Caldwell.
[00:11:50] Speaker B: I'm from Napa. So I'm going to the Lowe's right there behind.
Oh, wait, nope, that's Home Depot. Lowe's is where in Nampa?
[00:12:02] Speaker A: I think so.
[00:12:03] Speaker B: Because I got it from Lowe's. Cause they delivered it. Unless I got it from the one in.
I got to circle back on you on that one. My wife. My wife put the order in.
I picked it out. But I didn't pick.
[00:12:13] Speaker A: I'm just saying big, like, big machines. Yeah, I don't. I won't go to Costco.
[00:12:17] Speaker B: I've been 0 and 3 with Lowe's.
[00:12:18] Speaker A: There's gonna be. There's gonna be some haters on me. Go ahead.
[00:12:20] Speaker B: There's gonna be haters on Lowe's too.
[00:12:21] Speaker A: Hey. Hey. But I'm gonna tell you how many times I've had to find a receipt in one year for different ones.
[00:12:30] Speaker B: See, I've done it. I've done it.
[00:12:31] Speaker A: I've done it multiple times in a year.
[00:12:33] Speaker B: I've done it with Lowe's. So.
So your thing is a trust thing. So you. You would break.
[00:12:39] Speaker A: Because. I'm just saying. I'm not. I'm not really breaking My back. Like I'm getting what I'm. What I'm paying for.
[00:12:44] Speaker B: No, I'm talking about the hauling part, though. Like you.
[00:12:47] Speaker A: Yeah, in and out, bro. In and out. First of all, my house gonna be easy. My washer and dryer right there by my garage. Like it's right. In and out. That's gonna happen. That's easy. But it ain't the first one. I used to live upstairs with a washer and dryer in an apartment. Right?
[00:13:01] Speaker B: I'm the same way.
[00:13:02] Speaker A: So I was.
That's no thing to me.
[00:13:05] Speaker B: Haul it for me. I'm paying that. But you're saying you wouldn't have. But. Oh, but you're saying you wouldn't because of where it came from.
[00:13:11] Speaker A: Correct.
[00:13:12] Speaker B: If it was low, it ain't got.
[00:13:13] Speaker A: Nothing to do with the things, dog.
[00:13:16] Speaker B: So you would. Okay, so you would spend an extra 200.
[00:13:20] Speaker A: No, like you said, like you said, I would go in there, buy from Lowe's, bring it home and put it in myself.
[00:13:25] Speaker B: So you're still not trusting Lowe's?
[00:13:27] Speaker A: I'm still trusting them. I just don't need them to come out there to do it.
But I'm still, I'm still getting my, my warranty and my stuff and everything.
[00:13:34] Speaker B: Okay, then. But you're still not answering. Then. How you getting rid of the washing machine, though?
[00:13:38] Speaker A: I put it out in the front of my house. Like I said. If you let your, if you let your trash people know that you have a pickup like that, they will send someone out there to come get that for you free of charge. I mean, not free of charge. You pay for your garbage dessert.
[00:13:49] Speaker B: But they already come in to bring me a washing machine. But I guess for you, you're going to. That's what I'm saying.
[00:13:53] Speaker A: That's why I don't. But that's why I don't change my oil. Because I ain't got nobody to come around my house and pick up some used oil.
[00:13:58] Speaker B: You can find somebody.
[00:14:00] Speaker A: Yeah, but that's, that's. We gotta go on to look, and I don't want to go to look. Like I don't have to look for somebody to find this washing machine that don't work. Some people too. Some people too. I, I, I kid you not. If it work or it don't work, I guarantee you, if you put a sign on it that says free, I bet it disappear.
I bet it disappeared.
I bet it disappeared with Caldwell.
[00:14:21] Speaker B: For sure.
[00:14:22] Speaker A: 100% is gone. It's gone. It's gone.
[00:14:25] Speaker B: Okay. That's the one. That's a cheat code. Cuz that's an area. Cuz it's damn sure gonna be gone.
[00:14:29] Speaker A: There's.
[00:14:30] Speaker B: There's my cheat code that I can't argue with that.
[00:14:32] Speaker A: Don't even have to say working. It can say, just say free. Somebody will grab that and go. And they will fix it and be like, all it needed was a belt. All I needed was this. All it needed was that. And I was like, go ahead.
[00:14:42] Speaker B: I can't argue with that one. You got me on that one.
They would be gone.
[00:14:46] Speaker A: Just. I can't even think of a neighborhood that I lived in that that wouldn't work.
[00:14:51] Speaker B: Neighborhoods that I lived in. No, for sure. Anything on the corner. I had people. I was in the garage, I was the kid getting ready to get off my bike to go to somebody else's house. And I had a grown ass man be like, hey, y' all getting rid of that. I don't know.
[00:15:02] Speaker A: Nowadays these washers and dryers, they front loaders. If I put one out in the Bay area on the street and I said free, that's going to become somebody's tiny home. I guarantee it. Oh, somebody going to use that.
[00:15:14] Speaker B: Somebody going to fix it, sell it for more and then go get a tiny.
[00:15:17] Speaker A: Either way.
Either way.
[00:15:18] Speaker B: That's. I was really so. Yes, you're right.
[00:15:20] Speaker A: That's a cheat code. I have a cheat code to get rid of this washer and dry somewhere.
[00:15:24] Speaker B: We live it. That is a cheat code. That's a big cheat code. It is a big cheat code. I didn't think about that where I was.
[00:15:30] Speaker A: You don't even have to put it in front of your house. You can make them guess. Sometimes I put it. You ever put it in between. You know, you got the two small yards next to the houses. Yeah. And you guys kind of. You kind of share that sidewalk where people can park. You're like, well, yeah, you know, sometimes he parked there, sometimes I park there.
[00:15:45] Speaker B: That's where you just put stuff where people.
[00:15:46] Speaker A: That's where you put free.
[00:15:47] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:15:48] Speaker A: They don't know if it came from your house or your neighbor house.
[00:15:50] Speaker B: You just. They just take it.
[00:15:51] Speaker A: Yeah. Because that way they ain't got to be knocking on your door. You put it in front of your house, they gonna come up to your door and ask you all kind of questions about it. Then you're gonna have to look them in the face and tell them that it's broken. And then that's when they're gonna be like, well, I don't Want it then?
[00:16:02] Speaker B: Yeah. No, you put it on the side.
[00:16:04] Speaker A: They don't know who doorbell ring.
[00:16:06] Speaker B: So if they really want it, they just go.
[00:16:08] Speaker A: They just gonna take it. They just go put it on their stuff and go. See, that's a cheat code on top.
[00:16:12] Speaker B: Of a cheat code. It is. Have you ever had to backfire? I had a neighbor where somebody took something for free and then brought it back.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: No.
[00:16:20] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:20] Speaker A: How do you bring it back?
[00:16:21] Speaker B: I don't know, but I don't look.
[00:16:24] Speaker A: At him in their back, dude. I look him in their face and be like, you know that was free, right?
[00:16:28] Speaker B: Well, the thing was, my neighbor wasn't home. See, this is. This is how your cheat code backfired on you. Dude came and got it while the guy was at work.
[00:16:36] Speaker A: It was broken.
[00:16:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
I mean, but he said free. He said, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just said free.
[00:16:41] Speaker A: Right, Right.
[00:16:42] Speaker B: Guy came and took it. Neighbor was pumped. It was like, man, that wasn't even a whole day.
Two days later, I see him out there with that. I forgot what it was, but it was just out there. And I even looked outside. I was like, you got another one? He said, nah. Son of a bitch. That took it, brought it back. I said, what?
He said, yeah, got my sign. Had the sign still on and everything. No, he didn't.
[00:17:05] Speaker A: No, he didn't. No, he didn't. No, no. How do you bring it back with the sign still attached?
[00:17:10] Speaker B: Where.
[00:17:11] Speaker A: Because doesn't that go against. Or. Unless he was going, you know what? Maybe somebody else wanted for free, bro.
[00:17:17] Speaker B: It. I've never seen that because I. As I said, so you put in the free. So he said, that's the worst part. That's the original sign that was on there.
[00:17:23] Speaker A: Okay, so put it.
[00:17:24] Speaker B: Put the sign back and brought it back.
[00:17:26] Speaker A: Did he. When he first put it out there, did he put it out in front of his house? Yes, that's why. Did you know the brother bring it back there?
[00:17:33] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:17:34] Speaker A: The other way is.
[00:17:35] Speaker B: I don't know who that is in front of.
[00:17:36] Speaker A: Halfway on that side, bro.
[00:17:38] Speaker B: I.
It's only. I've only seen it one time, but I've never seen it backfire like that.
[00:17:43] Speaker A: Or somebody actually, man, that's bad, bro.
[00:17:45] Speaker B: It was gone.
[00:17:46] Speaker A: That's bad.
[00:17:46] Speaker B: It was gone in one business day.
[00:17:48] Speaker A: That's like you stole something. And it was just like, what. What is this? And came back here. Nah, it's still free. Go ahead.
[00:17:53] Speaker B: I'm thinking about the. Just the worth. Because I don't. Again, I don't know how far that Guy lived. But in my mind, it had to been so bad. You picked it up, got it home, gave it two days to figure it out.
[00:18:05] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
[00:18:07] Speaker B: And then brought it back.
[00:18:08] Speaker A: Even if you live down the street, that's still four trip. Yes. Yeah, that's. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yep.
[00:18:13] Speaker B: Yeah. To me, it was like, it had to been that bad that you took it to where it was, tried to fix it, or thought about it, and was like, I'm just gonna take it back.
And still did it. In the time that nobody could see you.
[00:18:24] Speaker A: Now, if he didn't know who that belonged to, he would.
[00:18:28] Speaker B: I think he would have brought I. If you bringing something back, you don't give a damn where it's at.
[00:18:33] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. That's when. If you. But you a neighbor, you outside, you keep. You keep watching, and you see a truck pull up and start.
What have you seen? Like, it was your. It was your. You knew it was coming. You knew it was yours, but you put yours on the other side, right? Like, let's say we took your broke one, put it on the side, didn't know. He couldn't tell which one. Then you see him come back, he started unloading. Do you say something? Do you look at him and say, hey, man, this ain't.
This ain't no dumping grounds. Like, this ain't no why. What are you doing?
And then would it be, ah, this. It said free, and this is where I got it.
I'm like, nah, but you took it.
[00:19:09] Speaker B: That's tough, bro.
[00:19:09] Speaker A: Like, now you littering because you don't even live here.
[00:19:12] Speaker B: But who said no. Who said no return policy.
[00:19:15] Speaker A: What do you mean? You didn't buy nothing.
You just pick something up. You can't just pick something up. Not want to come back and go put it back down again.
[00:19:22] Speaker B: Who. But who said, where's. Where's the policy at?
[00:19:25] Speaker A: The policy is you littering.
[00:19:27] Speaker B: This was yours.
[00:19:28] Speaker A: And you decided to go someplace where you don't reside and just leave it there.
[00:19:33] Speaker B: But you bring it back in less than a seven day, you brought it back.
[00:19:37] Speaker A: What you mean, brought it back? What you mean, brought it back?
[00:19:39] Speaker B: If it was free and they took it.
[00:19:41] Speaker A: Hold on. How do. What you mean they took it? From where?
Where they take it from?
[00:19:47] Speaker B: You just said they came and picked it up from the spot.
[00:19:49] Speaker A: Okay. From the spot and it was free, right?
[00:19:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:19:52] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:19:53] Speaker B: And then they.
[00:19:54] Speaker A: And they brought it back.
[00:19:55] Speaker B: And they brought it back in the same spot.
[00:19:56] Speaker A: No, they brought it back. Why? No, I'm gonna look at you like what are you doing, dog? That was never.
[00:20:00] Speaker B: There you go.
[00:20:01] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. That's what we're turning into people's court right then and there, bro. No, no, you can't. You can't prove. Prove to me you picked it up from there. Tell me you picked it up from there. Where your evidence at? Oh, where's your evidence at? That means you got to go knock on these neighbor doors and check their ring cameras, right? Somebody got me on camera picking it up over here. No, we don't. Right now you are in my neighborhood littering. You are literally driving in here and dropping off something that you don't want in a place where you don't live.
[00:20:29] Speaker B: How many times? How many times have you been in this situation? Because that sounds like somebody that just has this perfected.
[00:20:34] Speaker A: I have not, but I have witnessed my father.
I have not, but I have witnessed my father.
[00:20:39] Speaker B: You had a firsthand experience.
[00:20:41] Speaker A: Yeah, well, my dad was just like, it's free. Take it. And they've taken it and they've gone. And then they come back or they try to come back and tell him. My dad just look at him like, no, I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't give you nothing.
[00:20:51] Speaker B: Prove it. Prove it.
[00:20:53] Speaker A: My dad look at him. Prove it. Show me your receipt. Where is your receipt? Let me check your warranty. We're on your warranty. Doesn't say you can bring this back. Yeah, you can't bring it back if it's free. Stop. If it's free, it's yours. I'm sorry. If it says free, you pick it up and you put it on. That is your trash now.
[00:21:09] Speaker B: Can they take it somewhere? They can take it to somewhere else though.
[00:21:12] Speaker A: They do whatever they want to. They just don't. They can't live here. Just don't bring it back here. You do whatever you want to do with it. Take it to the trash to find a dumpster. Go just do something. Do something besides leaving it back?
[00:21:24] Speaker B: No, your dad said, I'm going to be damned if I see this thing again.
[00:21:26] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it ain't coming back.
[00:21:28] Speaker B: You know that light switch a couple episodes we were talking about?
[00:21:31] Speaker A: I have no idea what. I don't know why you are trying to put this broke ass. Why are you trying to put this broke ass washing machine in front of my house? Yo, who are you? Well, this is your.
[00:21:39] Speaker B: This is. This is your washing machine.
[00:21:41] Speaker A: How you know it's mine?
[00:21:41] Speaker B: Your dad should have been an athlete, cuz the whole forget memory, your dad was playing, forgetting.
[00:21:46] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Today, Face. Prove it, prove it, prove it that.
[00:21:50] Speaker B: I gave it to you.
[00:21:51] Speaker A: I. I gave it to you. Well, you didn't give it to me. It was just sitting there. Well, I don't know where it was sitting. It was never sitting here before.
I laid here for years.
[00:21:58] Speaker B: I ain't never seen no seat.
[00:22:00] Speaker A: I ain't never seen no washing machine sitting on my sidewalk.
[00:22:03] Speaker B: Oh, your dad.
I couldn't be that neighbor that had to support him because I would be laughing too damn hard.
[00:22:09] Speaker A: Oh, Mr. Wilson did.
[00:22:10] Speaker B: I could.
I mean, I could if I had. But the first time he was to do that to me, I would have to be like, I'm sorry, but I gotta bail. Because I was not expecting.
[00:22:19] Speaker A: In our neighborhood, though, like, once my dad would raise up in our old neighborhood, when my dad would raise up and say. Say something, the other neighbors would help him. They'd be like, yeah, get that trash out of here. That ain't this. What you mean, you got it from here? We ain't never seen that. Like, you. All the neighbors will be in. In sync with my.
[00:22:34] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, well, because, you know, if it happens to you, he'll have your back.
[00:22:38] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:22:39] Speaker B: I'm just.
[00:22:39] Speaker A: I'm saying my neighborhood was like that.
[00:22:41] Speaker B: I. My neighborhood was the same way. I just. I've thought of those situations where it's like, if it got thrown on me, where it was like, I showed up. I didn't even know that shit was out there. And it was like, hey, Twitter, did you see? I'd be like, oh, I know what he's doing. I'd be like, I did it, but I have to get. I had to leave quickly because I would just be dying on my face and be like, he is.
[00:22:59] Speaker A: So now I know. So now I know what's going to happen if I catch you in the middle of it and I get you right in the.
[00:23:03] Speaker B: No. Because I know if. If I live by you, you and I gonna have a damn meeting. I'm gonna be like, look, I need to be ready for everything, because I can't take you serious on an unexpected moment.
[00:23:12] Speaker A: Nope.
[00:23:12] Speaker B: I'd be the one that would actually trouble. And I'd be like, I'm sorry I failed you as a friend, but it was just too damn funny that you gonna look at me straight in my eyes and. And be like, tweety, you remember you recall a washing machine being out here, even though you're the one that helped me put it out there. And that's. See, that's where our friendship is. I do recall. Yeah. Do you recall you catching me after work? I'm just checking my mail, you talking to old bimbo over there and you.
[00:23:37] Speaker A: Like, you know what, though? But I wouldn't. I wouldn't catch you off guard, though. I wouldn't catch you off guard. How I would do it is, is I would make sure that the minute. The first words I said to you, you knew exactly which way I was going.
[00:23:48] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:23:48] Speaker A: That's so, like, if you got out, I'd have been like, hey, Twitty man, this dude said he had this thing. I would, like, throw it all out, but I would put it on him. And then you'd be. You look at me and be like. But I would make it like, man, we ain't never. And then I would say, we ain't never had no friends out here. Do you remember a fridge being out here?
[00:24:02] Speaker B: Yeah, that is true. Because. Yeah. To just throw me in there.
[00:24:05] Speaker A: Oh, no, I would never, never.
[00:24:06] Speaker B: I fight or fight, but I sometimes giggle in my fight or flight because it's just too funny. Because I'm like, I know what he's doing and it's working perfectly. You just caught me. I'm not. I wasn't a part of that mode, so you just caught me.
[00:24:16] Speaker A: Yeah, you can't come out there laughing, dog. Because if you come out there laughing, then I. Busted. Then that's it.
[00:24:21] Speaker B: That's it.
[00:24:21] Speaker A: Now I'm done. You're gonna start laughing. You go and you go look at me and be like, man, dog, he got you. And I'm gonna be like, why you gotta admit that?
[00:24:27] Speaker B: What you mean, he got me? That's what I'm saying.
[00:24:29] Speaker A: I look that dude dead in his face. You still ain't got me.
[00:24:31] Speaker B: Show me your dog. Because I. I would. I would be.
[00:24:34] Speaker A: I would.
[00:24:35] Speaker B: I would. And I'd be the same. I'd be like, you know what, dog? Next thing you got put in front of my yard. I owe you.
[00:24:39] Speaker A: Nah, no doubt, no doubt.
[00:24:41] Speaker B: I straight up bailed on that one.
[00:24:43] Speaker A: If I know you was gonna come, it was you into it, I'd make sure you had a little bit more information. So you knew exactly which way I was going.
[00:24:49] Speaker B: Cuz I would just laugh, bro. I'd be like, this is. This is why we live next to each other.
[00:24:54] Speaker A: Or you would say, oh, you would look at me. I told you he was going to bring it back.
[00:24:57] Speaker B: Yep. Honestly, that's probably what I would say. Like, oh, return policy, is it? Then that guy would leave it and you and I'd be in an argument.
[00:25:05] Speaker A: Return policy on some free get out of my face.
[00:25:08] Speaker B: Get in the comments is have you had that situation? Can you return something that was free? No, I We know the real answer. We know we know our audience, bro. Somebody out there gonna say yes, and they probably and they're gonna have a try to have a logical reason.
[00:25:22] Speaker A: Ungrateful.
[00:25:23] Speaker B: Well, THC's in the comments, had a debate with him. I'll check it out a week later. It'll be 14 comments deep. And then I'll get the climax.
[00:25:30] Speaker A: Correct.
[00:25:30] Speaker B: Hit the like, hit the subscribe. I'm twitty, that's THC. We're going for 5k. So we drink some Ireland whiskey.
Appreciate you. We out.
