Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: The Hawaiian Comedian presents. I've been doing comedy for over 20, 23 years. And I've been on the road. I've been in different cities. I've been different things like that.
[00:00:07] Speaker B: We're here to talk about everything, man. The topics you talk about with your friends, your family, questions you got for us putting in the city.
[00:00:14] Speaker A: Aloha.
[00:00:19] Speaker B: I don't know how many times I'm going to tell this man. I am sorry, but we'll talk about that in a second.
[00:00:24] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. We can talk about that right now. My gosh, we can talk about that right now.
[00:00:28] Speaker B: Would you let me at least get through the whole hel.
That's thc. This is Twitty in the City. I appreciate. Wow, he is salty.
Hit the, like, hit the subscribe button. We appreciate you. We get to your comments. We're actually going to get to a question today. Hopefully if this.
[00:00:46] Speaker A: Oh, no, we'll get to it.
[00:00:47] Speaker B: I don't know because you sound like time in the world.
[00:00:50] Speaker A: Got all the time in the world. We'll get to it.
[00:00:52] Speaker B: Thc, I am sorry.
[00:00:54] Speaker A: Okay, you know what?
[00:00:55] Speaker B: This is actually a good representation of how much I trust you in time. I'm not even gonna try to be too apologetic.
[00:01:07] Speaker A: Oh, okay, I see now. So you gonna turn this into something else you gonna take it for? Okay, no, no, no. I wanna see you flip this coin, please.
[00:01:14] Speaker B: Okay, so studio time. We had a time. THC messaged me confirming to be there.
[00:01:24] Speaker A: Yes, I did.
[00:01:26] Speaker B: So I'll put it out there. We recorded it. Studio time was at 3:00pm and I. Nope, sorry. It was at 4:00pm so we usually get here 15 minutes early. He put. Hey, just confirming me at 2:45.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: Cause I'm always at least 15 minutes early.
[00:01:48] Speaker B: Right? As am I. I grazed over the two and just went straight to the 45. And I said, yes, you can do math. So he was here an hour early.
And I apologized, but he's mad. But I'm gonna say that should show how much trust that I have that I was just confirming you were making sure we were going to get here at our usual 15 that I didn't even think to look at the hour. I just looked at the minutes, which.
[00:02:19] Speaker A: I don't even know how you got to the minutes without seeing the hour.
[00:02:22] Speaker B: Because I 100% knew you just went.
[00:02:24] Speaker A: Straight over the hour.
[00:02:25] Speaker B: You're a detailed individual. So I was like, he got you.
[00:02:28] Speaker A: So are you. You are detailed. You can't tell me you not. That's why it just blows my Mind that you actually skipped the number that was the most. Like, the number was first. It blew my mind you could even see 45. You had to see two.
[00:02:44] Speaker B: It blew my mind that you had the wrong hour.
[00:02:49] Speaker A: That's why I was texting you to confirm it. I was texting you to make sure, and when I did, you confirmed back, and you was like, yep, 245. It was like, 245. Yep. Good to go. I'm like, okay, good to go. 245.
[00:03:04] Speaker B: I will say at 2. 45, he texted me.
[00:03:06] Speaker A: He said, where you at, man?
[00:03:08] Speaker B: I thought I had the time wrong. And then I had to go back and look at the calendar. And I was like, bro, our session's not till 4, man.
[00:03:15] Speaker A: We have. We have good people that work here at SB Studios, man. We do. We do. Sean.
[00:03:19] Speaker B: They're also.
[00:03:20] Speaker A: Johnny, they're awesome. And they up in here. And I feel like I'm intruding because they looked at me with the whole house. They looked at me like, you. Why are you here right now?
[00:03:29] Speaker B: Like, I just wanted to hang out.
[00:03:30] Speaker A: Yeah, they are. They had. They had other people that were doing that. I was like, man, okay. This man said, 245.
[00:03:36] Speaker B: I am sorry. It won't happen again.
[00:03:38] Speaker A: All right, I'm here.
[00:03:39] Speaker B: You.
[00:03:40] Speaker A: You.
[00:03:41] Speaker B: I'm here.
[00:03:42] Speaker A: Good.
[00:03:42] Speaker B: Did you. Did you at least leave to go get some food or something?
[00:03:45] Speaker A: Nope.
[00:03:47] Speaker B: You just sat.
[00:03:48] Speaker A: Yep. On the couch.
[00:03:50] Speaker B: But you know what?
[00:03:51] Speaker A: Felt like a homeless guy and somebody's at somebody's work because they didn't want to address me, because they was like.
[00:03:57] Speaker B: Yeah, it's not your time. I don't know.
[00:03:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know why he's here so early. Like, did he want to talk? He was. Johnny. Johnny just kept his back to me. Just like. I hope you don't ask me.
You know, I'm just sitting there like a homeless dude.
[00:04:08] Speaker B: How many games of chess did you get in with your cousin?
[00:04:10] Speaker A: Three.
Three.
[00:04:14] Speaker B: There you go.
[00:04:14] Speaker A: My cousin beat me twice, and I beat him once.
[00:04:16] Speaker B: I allowed you to get some chess time. See, that's. I just wanted you to get some good quality time with your cousin.
[00:04:21] Speaker A: And I lost twice.
[00:04:23] Speaker B: You know, you got stronger for me.
[00:04:25] Speaker A: All right, we here. Was ready. We rolling.
[00:04:27] Speaker B: I'm sorry.
[00:04:28] Speaker A: Feeling good.
[00:04:28] Speaker B: I will look at the whole text next time. I take fault, but that also just.
[00:04:34] Speaker A: Goes to show you had to skip two to get to 45.
[00:04:37] Speaker B: Hey, you know, it's just a testament. This man is always on it. I was like, he's just confirming what time we're gonna meet up? Always 15. I ain't gotta worry about that hour now. I will be checking. So, thc, I'm sorry. Okay? I'll try not to let it happen again.
[00:04:51] Speaker A: Well, next time you confirm it, I'm hit you back with another text. Are you sure that. 245.
[00:04:57] Speaker B: And you know what? I ain't even gonna be mad if you do. Cause I remember, I'd be like, you know what? Why is he doing that? Well, you know what? Twitter, you slipped up.
[00:05:04] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:05:04] Speaker B: So we got Mark in Oklahoma. Thank you, by the way. Mark. Okay. Click the link if you ever want to ask us a question. Mark is doing it right also.
[00:05:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Put your city and put your state right.
[00:05:18] Speaker B: Somebody else said, I forgot, but yeah, Mark in Oklahoma. Let us know where you're from. We don't need an address. You can even do like, another city. Just give me the state.
[00:05:27] Speaker A: Let us know.
[00:05:27] Speaker B: Let us know where you from, where we're getting into your living room, office, bathroom, toilet. I don't know where you are, anything. Wherever you at, we like it.
Mark wants to know. Twitty, thc. Appreciate you guys questioning me. And my guys have of. Would you date or have you date or married someone with a relative's name?
[00:05:52] Speaker A: Like, how close of a relative?
[00:05:54] Speaker B: He didn't specify.
[00:05:56] Speaker A: Like, I. None of them can have any of my sister's names.
[00:05:59] Speaker B: Right. So let's go. Let's go. We'll go. We'll go down the list of how far you would go. So I think we both agree.
Mom. No, definitely. I.
I dated. I dated a girl that was a daddy and she spelled it different.
[00:06:15] Speaker A: That's awkward.
[00:06:16] Speaker B: But I didn't marry. All right. So no, mom.
[00:06:20] Speaker A: No moms.
[00:06:21] Speaker B: Can't do Grandma. I don't think I can.
[00:06:23] Speaker A: Nope.
[00:06:24] Speaker B: Even though. Because my grandma, siblings, sisters.
[00:06:27] Speaker A: Nope.
[00:06:27] Speaker B: I can't do certain cousins. I couldn't do cousins.
[00:06:30] Speaker A: Nope.
[00:06:31] Speaker B: Easily. My easily. Especially my seven to eight cousins that I grew up with. Like, at grandma's house. Took whoopings for. Had to go out, get our own switch. Can't do that.
[00:06:41] Speaker A: How would that been, though? That have been. That have been awkward, huh? You just sat down. Hey, how you doing? Hey, how you doing? I'm. Blah, blah, blah. Okay. Have a good day.
[00:06:47] Speaker B: Just get up and walk up, right? Hmm. Yeah. But, yeah, I can't. So I can't go that far down the line.
[00:06:53] Speaker A: No, I can't.
[00:06:54] Speaker B: Definitely can't do.
Oh, could you do, like. Because we all had these, like, your guy, aunt, God, uncle. Well, God, I don't think I could do any, any non related. But they were family, you know, biologically. That's not my cousin. That ain't my aunt Sharon, but that's hard. I can't date nobody. That's. That's Sharon because that's. I think of her as an auntie.
[00:07:16] Speaker A: I have cousins that have like, you know, that have the same names.
Like they, like their, their spouses are there or their boyfriends and girlfriends and stuff. Like they have the same names as us.
[00:07:26] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:07:27] Speaker A: And it's, it's just kind of weird.
[00:07:29] Speaker B: I can't.
[00:07:29] Speaker A: It's. I mean.
[00:07:31] Speaker B: Yeah, that's just a line. I just can't. Like I date.
[00:07:34] Speaker A: It's weird. Especially if, if you got to meet them. I don't know, Mark. I mean, you let me know Mark. Like, I mean, is this, this was a discussion, you guys. I, it would just be too close. I mean, sometimes it's even close if you're trying to date a girl and it's got this in the same name as somebody that's like your best friend. It's like what's. Is his sister, you know, you're like, okay, well you can't. Yeah.
[00:07:53] Speaker B: So friends. So siblings of a close friend. Yeah, that cuts it off. Cuts it off. It's also too. To me in my line of dating, there wasn't many people I encountered when I was like, oh, I date them and they just happen to have.
[00:08:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that.
[00:08:09] Speaker B: Like you. It's, it's a long list of names that you're saying no to. But I feel like it was very rare you ran into that name.
[00:08:14] Speaker A: Not saying like, like, like when you.
[00:08:16] Speaker B: Said, at least for me growing up.
[00:08:17] Speaker A: It could have been no moms. It could have been no moms. So in my, in my, in my. Me growing up and all that stuff, like, there was never a girl that I was interested in that her name was Kathy.
That's my mom's name.
[00:08:28] Speaker B: Right.
[00:08:29] Speaker A: And it wasn't the Katherine, it was just Kathy. My mom was Kathy. Kathy with a K. Could you have.
[00:08:33] Speaker B: Done a Katherine or is that. So there's that line of too close. Because Kathy could be short for Katherine.
[00:08:40] Speaker A: Correct. Especially if Katherine, you know, prefers to be called Kathy.
[00:08:46] Speaker B: Right.
[00:08:47] Speaker A: Yeah, that's, that's. I couldn't. So none of my girlfriends ever in my life, none of them was ever named Kathy.
[00:08:52] Speaker B: I never, I never would have either.
[00:08:54] Speaker A: But I couldn't have a Cappy, a Natalie or a Leslie.
[00:08:57] Speaker B: What about middle. Like my mom middle name was Marie. So for me, I Don't think I could have. I couldn't have pulled off a Mary or Marie or May.
[00:09:05] Speaker A: See, my. My sister's middle name is Marie. My older sister's middle name is Marie.
[00:09:09] Speaker B: Could you have done that if somebody would have been Marie?
[00:09:11] Speaker A: Nope.
[00:09:11] Speaker B: So, like I said, and it's hard.
[00:09:13] Speaker A: Because I'm Polynesian, so, like, we usually have four names each.
We do.
[00:09:19] Speaker B: We.
[00:09:19] Speaker A: I'm serious. Like.
[00:09:20] Speaker B: No, I know that. Yeah.
[00:09:21] Speaker A: My full name is Sean Milo Kamakanikili Aloha Peabody. My sisters. My older sister is Leslie Marie Opuna Wise.
[00:09:29] Speaker B: Right.
[00:09:30] Speaker A: Then my. Then my. My younger sister is Natalie Michelle Noziska.
[00:09:38] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a lot of names to cross off.
[00:09:40] Speaker A: But, I mean, there's. There's Natalie Michelle, and there's Leslie Marie.
[00:09:43] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:09:44] Speaker A: So those are four names that are done.
[00:09:46] Speaker B: Done.
[00:09:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:47] Speaker B: Yeah. Whereas to me, it was no Michelle's.
[00:09:49] Speaker A: There's no Natalie's. Leslie's memories. Nope.
[00:09:53] Speaker B: Can't do that.
[00:09:53] Speaker A: Which was funny, because growing up in the 70s and 80s, like, growing up, like, there was common. There was a group called Donnie and Marie. And, like, my mom used to make fun because my older sister. Her name was. Her middle name was Marie.
[00:10:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:10:05] Speaker A: And they used to call me Shani, so they'd be like, yeah, that's Shawnee and Marie, because that was. It was me and my older sister. But I was like. I hated it. I hated the word Shawnee.
[00:10:14] Speaker B: I also feel like if you're gonna date somebody that's got a mom or a sister's name, that's. That's also a setup for that person.
[00:10:22] Speaker A: What do you mean, setup?
[00:10:23] Speaker B: So to me, if I would have actually married somebody, that was my mom's name.
[00:10:28] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:10:29] Speaker B: That's a setup for that person of, like, this is like, my mom is Debbie. So to me, I feel like that other Debbie would have had to come in and been that Debbie.
[00:10:38] Speaker A: Gotcha. Gotcha.
[00:10:38] Speaker B: Like, if you would have married somebody that was your sister, and they would have been like, oh, well, if she's got my name and she better be acting like me, like, that person would have been done for.
[00:10:47] Speaker A: Like, right now, I kind of want to talk to Mark. I want to be like, Mark, where are you guys having these discussions where you guys are actually having these things? Like, what do you. You think they're in, like, Mark's garage?
[00:10:57] Speaker B: I.
I bet they're out somewhere. Or. You know what? I bet you there's that one.
[00:11:02] Speaker A: It's Oklahoma.
[00:11:03] Speaker B: Oklahoma. I bet you there's that one friend that just keeps happening to date People that's in their circle, and they're probably like, bro, how could you? And he's like, but she's all this and that. And it's like, you're talking Oklahoma, too.
[00:11:15] Speaker A: So it might be that a lot of that many people wherever.
[00:11:17] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:18] Speaker A: Wherever Mark's from, but I don't know.
[00:11:19] Speaker B: It's Mark.
[00:11:20] Speaker A: Are you guys sitting in the garage? Are you at the house? Are you just standing in the back drinking beer? And you guys just came up with this question? I just. I'd like to know where Mark.
[00:11:29] Speaker B: I feel like, because Mark.
[00:11:31] Speaker A: It was. I think it was one of Mark's friends that asked this question. I'd be like, mark, watch your sisters. One of your friends likes your sister. Oh, you see what I'm saying? That's what I would tell Mark. I'd be like, who brought up this question?
[00:11:43] Speaker B: You think. You think somebody in Mark's circle is trying to.
[00:11:45] Speaker A: Brian, you know dudes in your circle. Every dude knows dudes in a circle. We all. We all know how each one is and who each one is. You just do. Then, you know, when somebody brings up that question, it's like, why you gotta. Why are you asking us? You know, they could be like, well, how. How close you got to be related today? Somebody with the same name, right? It's like, whoa, hold up. For what? Why? Why, Mark, you need to turn around and ask your group.
What is the intention?
[00:12:14] Speaker B: Just. Just get straight to the point.
[00:12:16] Speaker A: Straight to it.
[00:12:17] Speaker B: Who you trying to date in this circle?
[00:12:18] Speaker A: Correct. Let us know now.
[00:12:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Did you have any friends that you would have approved of to date your sisters, or did you would like me and my. Luckily, yeah, knock on wood. None of my super close friends had sisters or I had one friend that had a sister, but she was eight years older than us. Like, she. She was never going to be in our leagues. But we never had that situation. But we always said, like, I love you to death, dog, but you ain't gonna be in the family like that.
[00:12:48] Speaker A: I put it to you like this.
And this is something I never taught. This ain't something I never told my sisters.
[00:12:54] Speaker B: This is because this is a tough one.
[00:12:55] Speaker A: This. This is something I never told my sisters, but I always knew who wasn't because they always kept him from me.
[00:13:03] Speaker B: Oh, so your sisters kept certain because they liked you?
[00:13:07] Speaker A: Well, because they knew I wouldn't.
[00:13:10] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Gotcha.
[00:13:12] Speaker A: So they were like, when you say what I approve of, I was very. I was very. And I still am to this day. I'm very protective of my sisters. Very protective.
[00:13:20] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:13:21] Speaker A: And they knew that. And they knew that if their brother wasn't going to approve, I would never meet him. I would never shake their hand. They knew that they. And I would. I would. And I would see some of the dudes, but they would always keep them at a far. It was only the ones that I met up close that was like, no, I want to meet your brother. You knew.
[00:13:37] Speaker B: You knew the ones. You just see them walking down the street. It's like, hey, who's that?
[00:13:41] Speaker A: All the way. All the way to. All the way to. When my sisters was getting married, there was a gentleman that was. That was going to marry my sister. And when he came up, he asked me for my sister's hand in marriage. He was like, hey, I. I just want your approval. And I'm like, first of all, my dad's not dead.
You need to go talk to my father. This is his daughter. I am just her brother. Yes, I am just as protective as my father. But if my father is still here, you need to go talk to my father.
[00:14:06] Speaker B: Because if he says no, there ain't no counter. I.
[00:14:08] Speaker A: No, there's no counter.
[00:14:09] Speaker B: Talking to my dad and be like, my father.
[00:14:11] Speaker A: If my father says no, I stand behind my father.
[00:14:13] Speaker B: Right?
[00:14:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:14:15] Speaker B: What if pops would have said yes, but you didn't approve?
[00:14:18] Speaker A: He would ask me why.
[00:14:19] Speaker B: Fair enough.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: He would ask me why. He would always. Because. And. And before he even gave an approval, I would have to go in the office with my dad. My dad. And what I mean by that is that we could have a family function anywhere. But if there was something that he wanted to talk to me on and just get. He would. We would find a little spot and we go over there and we talk. And. And. And he would do that, and he would ask me, what do you think of. What do you. What do you think of him? And I would. And I'd tell him, honest, because I ain't gonna lie to my dad. I'm telling straight up.
[00:14:44] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:14:44] Speaker A: No, and if I say I don't like him, my debt stamp approval. If you don't like him, I don't like him. If your flag is up, my flag is up.
[00:14:52] Speaker B: Well, yeah. You can't be having that awkward drive.
[00:14:55] Speaker A: Well, which was like, I knew, like, I didn't have no problem with this guy, and I. And I appreciate him asking me because I. I kind of like, you know, hey, yeah, you know how protective I am of my sisters. Like, you know, this. And. And. And he came to me like, oh, I Gotta ask Sean. And it's like, no, you gotta ask my dad. And it's my. And it's my dad that's gonna control me, right? If my dad says it's okay and I'm. If I have any objections, I'm gonna give him my objections. And if. And if he still wants to override, he can, because he's. He's my dad. He's my dad, so he can do that. But he's never had to override me. He's always trusting my judgment.
[00:15:30] Speaker B: Yeah. And I wonder why that guy came to you knowing I'm just. To me. Unless Pops was dead.
[00:15:36] Speaker A: No, I mean, well, Pops and moms, they was. They was. They got divorced once I joined the military. My mom and dad's divorced. So when my. My younger sister went with my mother and they. They were living together when she was getting married, my dad really wasn't in the picture. He was living down in Southern California, and my mom was in Northern California.
[00:15:51] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:15:52] Speaker A: They never really got to see. But. But my. But I. But any dude that. That was dating my dog, my sisters, when they were dating them, when they. They would ask, I'm like, look, my dad's not dead. If that means you need to get in your car and drive down to where my dad lives and go get his permission. Then the gas station. Yep, right here. Go fill up and hit it.
[00:16:12] Speaker B: I'll give you directions.
[00:16:13] Speaker A: Yep, it was easy. Take the five, Go all the way down. Take the five.
[00:16:18] Speaker B: It ain't hard.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: Yup.
[00:16:19] Speaker B: Hit this exit number. Take a right. You can't.
[00:16:21] Speaker A: Even if it meant that they had to get in my car and I would take them down there and be like, no, Pops, he want to talk to you. Yup. I go, but it was. It was. It was always like that. But, yeah, I was. Mark, you need to talk to your friends, and you need to find out. You need to be like, hey, why are you. Who brought this question up in our group?
[00:16:39] Speaker B: I feel like, too, that that friend has to know it's a no.
[00:16:44] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:16:44] Speaker B: You know. You know, there's that friend. There's that friend that ask, and it's that friend that just like, it's going to be a no, dog, man. Like, no disrespect, but it's going to be a no.
[00:16:52] Speaker A: There's somebody, though.
[00:16:54] Speaker B: They always think, there's always one.
[00:16:56] Speaker A: There's always one no, man.
[00:16:58] Speaker B: But you got to be a realist with yourself.
[00:17:00] Speaker A: It was kind of like the TV show, you know? What is it? That 70s show.
Everybody knew Who Kelso was.
[00:17:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:17:08] Speaker A: But everybody know. You can't be surprised when next thing you know, he's sitting there dating your sister.
[00:17:14] Speaker B: Fair.
[00:17:15] Speaker A: So it's like, everybody. You can't be surprised. But, I mean, that's. That's how I was with my sisters. I was.
[00:17:21] Speaker B: If.
[00:17:21] Speaker A: If.
If they thought that they wasn't gonna get my approval, I never met them.
[00:17:27] Speaker B: I mean, that's smart.
[00:17:28] Speaker A: They always kept him away from.
[00:17:29] Speaker B: That's smart. That's how my. That's how my cousin was. She knew. Especially her dad.
[00:17:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:17:35] Speaker B: Who was my uncle. If you made it through him.
[00:17:39] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:17:39] Speaker B: You really got approval.
You got, like, the. Like, my Uncle Vincent.
[00:17:47] Speaker A: But, like, now it's like he had.
[00:17:48] Speaker B: That look of like. I remember one time I had never met this guy, and she brought him to the cookout, and I just, you know, your uncle be sitting there smiling and joking with you.
[00:18:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
[00:18:00] Speaker B: And then you think you said something wrong. Cause he's got that death stare.
[00:18:03] Speaker A: Right, right, right.
[00:18:05] Speaker B: Like, we were facing like this, and he had his drink, and he's like, oh, yeah, nephew. You know, you stupid. Like, yeah, but no, you a good athlete.
[00:18:13] Speaker A: A good what?
[00:18:14] Speaker B: He was trying to say good athlete, but because he saw my cousin with a dude, he stopped. And I thought. Because my back was turned. The look he gave me. I thought I said something wrong.
[00:18:27] Speaker A: Right, right, right.
[00:18:28] Speaker B: And then he just leans and he's like, is that your cousin? And I look back, I'm like, yeah. And he's like, and who's that? I don't know. You sure? I'm positive. I didn't tell her. I didn't tell her to bring him.
So there's more than one. Like, I'm starting to get in trouble.
[00:18:48] Speaker A: Yeah. And. And there's. And this. And sometimes, like, there. There's been times, like, at my family functions, like. Like my nieces from my sister. Like, my nieces. Those. Those are pretty much my daughters, Jasmine and Jewel and Joy. Like, those are my daughters. Those. Those are my. And then we go to my. My baby sister side. Like, she's got. She's got all of my nieces on that side. And. And then my nephew. My nephew.
And when I. When I think about all of them dating now and getting married now. Like, my niece Jules, she just got married to. To Kyoki. To a guy named Kyoki. Well, we call him Kyoki because his name is George. But great, great dude. Great, great dude. But he knows, like. And now when he married my. My niece and he came into the Family. Now. It's more like it used to be. We looked at him like, you better watch your step.
[00:19:36] Speaker B: Right?
[00:19:37] Speaker A: And you better take care of my. Of my niece. Right? If not this family, you. It will rain. But now he is part of that family now. So now he's in that family to where. Now, if anybody got a problem with him now, you gotta hope you got.
[00:19:50] Speaker B: A problem with the whole family. Yeah. You ain't talking about him like that.
[00:19:52] Speaker A: Correct, Correct. So. But I mean, now there's. There's some times where I had. You ever had to check your friends?
Like, okay, I got older. Some of my friends that I knew from high school, they got older, but we still was clicking. We was all family. Everybody was. At the barbecue, my nieces show up. My niece, Jasmine, she's a very pretty girl. You know, She's. She's half black, half Hawaiian. Like, she's very. She's very pretty. But she comes to the party. Oh, she comes to the party.
[00:20:18] Speaker B: Oh, no, I ain't never. I know where this is going. I ain't never had to nobody.
[00:20:24] Speaker A: Like, she comes to the party, and she's walking through like this. And my. And one of my boys see, but he ain't never met her before for. So when he sees her, he's like.
And I'm like, what you wooing for? Like, we. We got the barbecue. What's. What's cracking? And he's like, who. I don't know who that is, but that. And then she comes running over and she kisses me on the cheek, and she's like, hi, Uncle. Mwah. Now, I. As soon as she did that, I didn't have to say shit to him. I didn't have to say nothing. I just had that look. I had that look straight to his face.
[00:20:56] Speaker B: But again, as you gotta know, as the bro, the cookout, ain't nobody.
[00:21:00] Speaker A: But I ain't never. But. No, but see, that's the thing, though, is that. Is that at that point, I should. I didn't wanna. I looked at him and he was like, who? That's. Hello, Uncle. That's what she said. Yeah, that's Jasmine, you know, and they're like, what? Whoa. Like, I remember Jasmine when she was younger. Yeah, she grown. Now look the other way. What's wrong with you?
[00:21:19] Speaker B: See? Nah.
[00:21:20] Speaker A: What's wrong with you?
[00:21:21] Speaker B: Uh, Eric. That's the rule, bro. The cookout. If you come into the cookout as the friend.
[00:21:26] Speaker A: He didn't. He didn't. He didn't proceed to still keep trying to hit on her. Or nothing, but.
[00:21:31] Speaker B: But still you don't.
[00:21:32] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:21:33] Speaker B: I don't care who look good.
[00:21:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:34] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, Nobody.
[00:21:35] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:21:36] Speaker B: Nobody looks good to just start whistling.
[00:21:38] Speaker A: But you know what's funny, though, is that anybody can pass around the compliments to mom, though. Mom. They'd be like, oh, everybody know.
[00:21:44] Speaker B: Everybody know Mom. You know what? That is funny, though. You can crack jokes with your friends about their mom.
[00:21:50] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:50] Speaker B: But. Yeah, let it be somebody. Yeah, Anybody else? Yeah, you can kind of get away with. Auntie, Auntie.
[00:21:56] Speaker A: But Auntie, anybody. Anybody. Auntie you can get away with. Yeah, there's that grandma. There's a freaky auntie at every single bar.
[00:22:03] Speaker B: Auntie, Auntie.
[00:22:04] Speaker A: But you're like, oh, auntie, you looking good. She like, for real, sugar. Look at it.
[00:22:08] Speaker B: Yeah, you start getting to the. That is crazy, though. You hit the cousin and lower. Then that's fighting. But, yeah, it's fighting, mom.
[00:22:15] Speaker A: For some reason. It's like, it's a compliment on this side, but it's time to go to war on this side. It's like. But it's. It's funny to try to find that line, that thin line that is.
[00:22:27] Speaker B: Is. Wow, that is crazy, bro. It is, though.
[00:22:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:22:31] Speaker B: Because I think about it, my friends would always talk about my mom.
[00:22:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:22:35] Speaker B: They were like, oh, Ms. Twitty, though.
[00:22:38] Speaker A: Mom would tell you to calm down when you say. Be like, hey, man, don't talk about my old. Shut up. She paying me some. Yeah, she's giving me a compliment.
You think you like this? And like, mom, stop.
[00:22:48] Speaker B: So defensive.
[00:22:49] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:22:49] Speaker B: Yeah, bro, that just blew my mind.
I'm thinking about every cookout. Oh, every.
[00:22:57] Speaker A: Yeah, wait till your next cookout.
[00:23:01] Speaker B: I might not go.
[00:23:02] Speaker A: Yo, you gotta go.
[00:23:03] Speaker B: I'm gonna have this. Different minds. No, it's not gonna be right. Because even if they whistle at my grandma, I'll probably get my ass beat.
[00:23:08] Speaker A: Probably won't be about the moms.
[00:23:10] Speaker B: Nah, man.
[00:23:12] Speaker A: But that's crazy, though.
[00:23:13] Speaker B: Not gonna do it. My buddies know, dog, if. If we raise them, basically, if they don't look like they could be your parent. You can't whistle, right? Like, they're our age or younger.
[00:23:27] Speaker A: You can't.
[00:23:28] Speaker B: No.
[00:23:29] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:23:30] Speaker B: Like you a perfect example. Your buddy should have known if she looked. If you're.
[00:23:34] Speaker A: Well, that's what I'm saying. If she didn't look like. She didn't look like she was, like, 18, 19. Like, she's in it. She was in her 20s.
[00:23:41] Speaker B: She was obviously younger than you.
[00:23:43] Speaker A: Oh, well, yeah, of course. Of course.
I'M an old man compared to any of my nieces and nephews, but he.
[00:23:48] Speaker B: You don't whistle because you. At the cookout because you don't know who.
[00:23:51] Speaker A: Well, I mean, he didn't, like. He didn't, like, whistle. He just, like. He never recognized her, so he just. He did that.
[00:23:58] Speaker B: Still can't do that.
[00:23:59] Speaker A: Who is that?
[00:23:59] Speaker B: Yeah, you still can't do that.
[00:24:00] Speaker A: Who is that? At the thing, I just like, who are you talking about?
[00:24:02] Speaker B: Yeah, you can't do that.
[00:24:03] Speaker A: When she came by, she, hi, Uncle.
[00:24:06] Speaker B: No.
[00:24:06] Speaker A: Oh, that's Uncle. Yeah.
[00:24:08] Speaker B: How you. How you do that is what he should have did was point it and said, who is that? And if we'd have been like, oh, that's such and such.
[00:24:17] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, he was in the wrong. Cause he knew what barbecue he was at.
[00:24:20] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:24:20] Speaker A: Yeah. No, no. 100%. He was in the wrong.
[00:24:22] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:24:23] Speaker A: That whole night I watched him. Yeah, all night. Every time he turned around, he turned around. Boom. Whoa. What's up, Sean? What's up, man? Yeah, what you doing?
[00:24:30] Speaker B: Yeah, you just wooed me.
[00:24:33] Speaker A: I was just getting the hamburgers, and he turned around the other way. Bam.
[00:24:36] Speaker B: I'm right there.
[00:24:36] Speaker A: What's cracking? Where you going?
[00:24:37] Speaker B: That's when you gotta know if you got a friend come cookout, you ask first.
[00:24:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:24:40] Speaker B: Because if Sean would have been like, oh, that's such and so. Yep, that's such and so's. That's my mom's friends, whoever.
[00:24:47] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:24:47] Speaker B: It's like, okay, that's not family.
[00:24:49] Speaker A: You know, that was one of the things that happened the other day was like, somebody was asking me about somebody else. Like, like, with my friends and stuff like that. Like, you know, I have, like, Sarah. Sarah is one of our friends. I had somebody come up and ask about her. Like, I just came out to blue and was like, hey, do you know? Blah, blah. And I'm, like, looking at him and I. I. For some reason, my defense mode kicked in again because I was like, these are my folks and stuff. Because I was like. Like, I don't know you. Like, I have no idea who you are. And you just had my friend's name come out of your mouth. Like, I'm gonna. I'm gonna approach you the way. Because when they came up, hey, you know, this was like, hold up, wait a minute. Who is you? Like, how are you just gonna walk up here and ask that question? Like, how am I supposed to know who you are?
[00:25:27] Speaker B: Sounded kind of confident when you said that. Yeah, yeah. Now your friend, he. He slipped up you should have known. That's a rule. I'm sorry. He didn't get kicked out.
[00:25:34] Speaker A: He did because he's family friend for a long time. Been there, you know. You know the one that's always like, everybody's like, nah, you know, stay away from them. You got to watch him. Just watch him.
[00:25:43] Speaker B: Got you. Okay.
[00:25:44] Speaker A: But he don't never cause no damage. He don't never cause no harm. He just. His eyes sometimes look where they're not supposed to be looking at.
[00:25:50] Speaker B: He need to know better, though. He got it.
[00:25:52] Speaker A: I. 100.
[00:25:53] Speaker B: Because he's been going to these cookouts for. So you got.
[00:25:55] Speaker A: It's 100.
[00:25:56] Speaker B: It's like being in school, you know, two plus two is four. It ain't gonna change.
[00:25:59] Speaker A: And when he said it, though, he didn't say it like he was. He was going to, like, try. He was just like, ooh, like, who is that? Like, it wasn't. It wasn't like he was.
[00:26:07] Speaker B: It was. It was.
[00:26:09] Speaker A: I believe. I believe he knew it was a chance that all of these people here was related to me. I knew that. I knew he knew that. He was like, it's a. There a strong chance.
[00:26:18] Speaker B: That was his way of testing everybody.
[00:26:19] Speaker A: Here is going to be related to Sean.
[00:26:21] Speaker B: That was his way of testing the water. That was his high. Yes, he's that Mr. Ooh. That's the way of his saying, who's that?
[00:26:27] Speaker A: But for me to have to not say nothing, that's how much about. Yeah, that's how much of an impact I am, and that's how protective I am about the ladies that are in my life. I am very protective like that, especially my. My. My. My. My nieces, my nephews, my sisters, my moms. My mama used to tell me she was like, hey, if somebody ever slap my right cheek, I would give them my left cheek. That's what I would do, Sean. And I was like, if somebody ever slapped your right cheek, best believe I'm punching both of their left and right cheeks.
[00:26:53] Speaker B: Oh, it's over.
[00:26:54] Speaker A: It's done. You don't put your hands on my mom, period.
[00:26:56] Speaker B: It's over.
[00:26:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:26:57] Speaker B: No, you don't do that. So, Mark, check your friends had to talk.
[00:27:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Mark.
[00:27:02] Speaker B: Yeah, Ask and literally just ask him up front. Don't even be like, hey. So I was.
[00:27:06] Speaker A: Don't even let him say, you don't even watch this. Don't even watch this podcast with him. Do this on your own. I want you to watch this on your own so you can come back to him and Be like, hey, why was we asking how close we wanted to be towards each. Not somebody in there got a chance.
[00:27:19] Speaker B: Or if you got a. You got a cookout, pull a thc, start watching them, see where his eyes go.
[00:27:25] Speaker A: There's a special place, and there's a special place at any barbecue that you can sit at. And there was. And I. I found that out from my uncle because my uncle used to sit in the same place at every barbecue that he was at. He was always in that same area.
[00:27:37] Speaker B: And he was.
[00:27:38] Speaker A: And he was like, I can see forward, I can see sideways. I ain't really worried about this area because there's the fence, so ain't nobody coming this way. But he would. He was the uncle that would sit at the bench, but sit sideways.
[00:27:49] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:27:50] Speaker A: So that his legs was this way and this way. And the bench was like, got to.
[00:27:54] Speaker B: Get up gotta his feet.
[00:27:55] Speaker A: His. His food was to the side. And he would look, but he could see everybody that was at the party, whether they was on this side of the house or whether they was on this side of the house.
[00:28:03] Speaker B: There's some unwritten rules, dog, about when you. When you get that title, because that's the same. It wasn't. It wasn't. No, no. Older cousin. It. It was the uncle. It was something about that one uncle. You had the uncle that cooked. But same way the grill was set up to see, because if that cut, that uncle that was on the bench got up, that uncle had to get up. It's like they all had they spot.
[00:28:25] Speaker A: Yep. All right. Whoever was manning the grill was like. It was like the DJ of the party.
[00:28:29] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:28:30] Speaker A: Like, the setup was in front of everybody when they was grilling.
[00:28:34] Speaker B: Yup. Can look anywhere.
[00:28:36] Speaker A: And they usually. I thought it was because my. I thought my uncle did that because he was counting how many people he was going to have to throw on. He was going to be like, you know, like, okay, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12. Like, I might throw on this many hamburgers. I might have to throw on this many hot dogs.
[00:28:50] Speaker B: That's one of the reasons. But nah, they had that line of sight.
[00:28:54] Speaker A: That was the main reason, I think, was the line of sight. But I think they really was counting because my uncle would sit there and be like, hold up. No, I counted before I made. Why do I have to throw on three more burgers? Who showed up after I already made my count.
[00:29:07] Speaker B: And when they leave that post, there is no coming back.
[00:29:10] Speaker A: Especially if they go, I got four hot dogs left. How come we missing people Yep.
[00:29:13] Speaker B: Who didn't show up or who just slipped away.
[00:29:15] Speaker A: That I did count.
[00:29:16] Speaker B: Yup. And then, then they pissed that you were the next reunion. Be like, oh, you decided to show up this time, huh, Sean?
[00:29:22] Speaker A: I was there. Yeah. Yeah. I had hot dog waiting for you. But you didn't show up for that one.
[00:29:27] Speaker B: That extra crispy one with the little slit. Yeah, you didn't eat that. I know you didn't. They always got a good memory. All right, Mark, ask your friends. Also get in the comments. You got questions you want us to answer, let us know, please. Name where you from, city especially where you from.
[00:29:41] Speaker A: You don't even have to say, like you can give an address or nothing if you want to just give the state, that's fine. Yeah, but I mean, just say your city represent. Your city represent. So you send your. Send a shout out to your city. And please, like subscribe, comment, anything, please. It helps us out. We like all this feedback that we're getting from you guys, so we want to send it back out again.
[00:30:00] Speaker B: Yeah, till next time. Or maybe you're about to hit next to the next one, right? Twitty. That's thc. Twitty in the city.
[00:30:06] Speaker A: Loha.
