[00:00:00] Speaker A: The Hawaiian Comedian presents. I've been doing comedy for over 20, 23 years and I've been on the road. I've been in different cities, I've been different things like that.
[00:00:07] Speaker B: We're here to talk about everything, man. The topics you talk about with your friends, your family, questions you got for us. Putting in the city Aloha.
I figured since I'm talking about vacation, I might as well dress like it. This, this is one of the shirts I wore. It's more buttoned up. Me, I had him. I had all my shirts like this.
[00:00:29] Speaker A: See, and like this. And the crazy part is, is I'm over here in my hoodie cuz I live in reality. Cuz we live in Idaho.
[00:00:35] Speaker B: You know what?
[00:00:36] Speaker A: I know he came back and he's all happy and everything like that about this thing, but come on, we got to come. Come on back to reality.
[00:00:42] Speaker B: No, I'm on, cuz you know why? If I stay on this high long enough, hopefully by the time I fall, Mother nature will get her act together here in Idaho and give us actual spring. So I'm hoping that just needs to be consistent. Yes, that's what I mean by if she get her act together. Just because you give us a couple of days of nice don't mean that makes it spring. Mother Nature. I'm talking to her like she's an actual human. She might be. Either way, thanks for coming back or thanks for hitting next. I said it. I'm a man of my word. We're gonna go to vacation part 2. These are conversation thoughts I just had about my trip overall. Whether it was from the airport to the boat to the port, anything I thought about, I was like, I got to ask thc. That's really what this came down to.
[00:01:27] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:01:27] Speaker B: I thought of these questions and I was going to text you and I was like, that's what we got a podcast for. Because if I'm thinking it, somebody else is thinking it also. You know what else you're thinking about if you've been here now for the last three. Three episodes? Hogan meat. Yeah, that ribeye steak. I ain't forgot about it either. New York strip. Oh, you can get you some of that.
[00:01:47] Speaker A: I can still taste it.
[00:01:48] Speaker B: THC 25. Not saying his name just to say it. That is the promo code. When you go to hoglandmeat.com, spend 40 bucks. That's the minimum so you can get the free delivery. When you put in THC, the number two five, get a 10% discount. You're welcome. Thank Hogan Meat. Need to get them back in here. Not trying to brag. It was really good. Really want it back again. But it's okay. It was a great experience. We loved it. Chris and Spence, they were dope. Chris was the chef. I got to figure out where he's. I need to ask it. I got some questions.
[00:02:22] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. Like you always hear leaning on me like, like tat. We need to get this in there. Why don't you lean on Chris and.
[00:02:26] Speaker B: Them you right, my bad. Well, you the one that put it.
[00:02:29] Speaker A: I know.
[00:02:30] Speaker B: I was on vacation when you worked this out.
[00:02:33] Speaker A: I know I'm spoiling me dog in my hoodie while he on vacation enjoying this. Oh, it wants to be sunny. No, it wants to rain. Yeah, no, it wants to be sunny.
[00:02:43] Speaker B: No, it's Snow either way. Hoganmeat.com use promo code THC the number two five get yourself 10 discount free delivery. Oh, sorry. It's for the Idahoans only. They are a local company.
[00:02:57] Speaker A: That's right.
[00:02:58] Speaker B: So for some of you out there, Virginia, Cali, Texas, Midwest, you can fly out here and get it. But if you live in the 208. Oh, free delivery is set. All right. Going back to excited vacation with man.
[00:03:13] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:03:13] Speaker B: Plumber's crack. Just that was. I wasn't ready for that education.
But speaking of plumber's crack.
[00:03:20] Speaker A: Uhoh.
[00:03:21] Speaker B: I gotta just talk about this one thing that also happens. Not even just to white people, just white and light skinned people.
You can't forget that the sun is undefeated as far as sunburns.
[00:03:38] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:03:39] Speaker B: You. You know how many me and my wife, we call them fried chickens and lobsters, they get that burnt after day one.
I don't know what it is about when you get on a cruise and you think you are invincible. And for no disrespect for the most palest. That's the palest people. I see that out there. I'm like, I don't care how much sunscreen you put on. Take a break. You got six days on this boat, dog. Take a break.
There was a guy literally like leather skin. Yes.
[00:04:11] Speaker A: So that's what you mean when you say fried chicken.
[00:04:13] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:04:13] Speaker A: It's got that skin.
[00:04:14] Speaker B: Yes. So it's two. So there's lobsters who are red and then fried chicken.
[00:04:19] Speaker A: Yeah. That's where I was stuck at. When you said fried chicken, I was.
[00:04:22] Speaker B: Like crispy, but it. It don't feel right.
[00:04:25] Speaker A: Okay. Okay.
[00:04:26] Speaker B: So my thing is just the.
You got to dial it back. I get it. We're on the Cruise, you want to do what you want, but a sunburn don't look good. It don't. Don't look good. And for me, I don't. I don't have this problem.
[00:04:41] Speaker A: Why.
[00:04:41] Speaker B: But I'm just, like, it's got to hurt.
[00:04:43] Speaker A: Why don't you have this problem? Why?
[00:04:45] Speaker B: Why?
[00:04:45] Speaker A: Why don't you have this problem?
[00:04:46] Speaker B: My pigmentation. I'm already dark.
[00:04:48] Speaker A: You know, I can. I'm going to tell you, if I'm back home in Hawaii, I will match you.
[00:04:54] Speaker B: I believe that.
[00:04:55] Speaker A: I will match you.
[00:04:55] Speaker B: My.
[00:04:56] Speaker A: My pigment comes back in like. But it's funny, though, because I burn first.
I always burn first.
[00:05:03] Speaker B: But you're not burning like a red burn.
[00:05:05] Speaker A: Oh, I'm burning like a red burning, like. But like, I'm peeling, so could it.
[00:05:10] Speaker B: So the people who are red. So this is why I had to ask you, because I knew you were saying, like, your range is, he could be me. He could be me.
[00:05:16] Speaker A: Because that's. Because I. Like you said, I'm not paying attention, and I'm just all out. I don't need sunblock. You know, I had this whole thing growing up in my head. I'm Hawaiian.
This is what it is. This is what. This is what we do.
[00:05:29] Speaker B: Right? But does it. Does it hurt, though? Because, see, there was. Oh, yeah, there was some people.
[00:05:33] Speaker A: Sema City.
[00:05:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:35] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:35] Speaker B: That's what I don't get. Like, there's something that's like, well, I gotta burn to get a tan. You ain't got to be hurting, though. Like a. I mean, it just depends.
[00:05:42] Speaker A: On how long you out there, though. It's how long you're out. And you might get distracted. Sometimes you don't even feel like you're getting burned until later. See, like, it doesn't. When you start getting burned, it don't tell you right away.
[00:05:52] Speaker B: No, but thc. The same way you talk about older people that had flat asses. These same older people you've been tanning for years. You should notice.
[00:06:01] Speaker A: Maybe, but where do they come from?
[00:06:04] Speaker B: I don't. They.
[00:06:04] Speaker A: I mean, if they came from Minnesota, where. Or maybe Alaska or someplace that they don't really even get no sun, then they're coming out there. Yeah. They gonna burn on the first day. Well, first day, they gonna burn, like, sizzling.
[00:06:17] Speaker B: But you gotta know that, though. Here's a perfect example. My wife knows now she's Italian. She's got a little bit of mix in her, but she knows the process because when we got on the boat, she was like, I'm Gonna go, I'm gonna go sit out. I'm like, cool. She was like, I'm sitting out for two hours, I ain't back in two hours, come get me. So she wouldn't be looking like a lobster.
[00:06:38] Speaker A: Okay, that's, that's, that's fine. But I'm, I'm also say this too, is that most of these folks know they burn, but it's a different color than what it was.
Or it's a color which I've met people that are like, I take the burn over my pale skin.
I know, I've seen them. I've talked to him.
[00:06:58] Speaker B: I, I saw one that was just.
[00:06:59] Speaker A: Like, I'd rather be red, bro. Than to be see through, bro.
[00:07:03] Speaker B: Was literally like a rotisserie. Day one he was red only on the front. And then by the second day he was red on the back. So the only thing that was white was the arm, the side, the inside of the arm.
[00:07:13] Speaker A: So he had a racing stripe.
[00:07:15] Speaker B: Yes.
Look like dog on what's his name? From cars. He had a racing.
[00:07:20] Speaker A: Lightning McQueen. Yeah, racing stripe on.
[00:07:23] Speaker B: But I'm like, dog, that's got a man.
[00:07:26] Speaker A: Some people just burn. And they do know. They do know. They know. They know they burn. They know it's going to happen.
[00:07:31] Speaker B: That's just not a good look.
[00:07:32] Speaker A: But again, it's, it's not. But maybe that's just a thing. Maybe they get burned so that they can come back home and tell everybody how much sunshine they got.
[00:07:41] Speaker B: I guess. Cause my thing, I get it if you're like out and you're just, you're playing basketball or doing the mini golf with the kids and it's like, well, yeah, I was out here with my kid for four hours.
[00:07:51] Speaker A: You end up with that stupid sunburn when you go out mini golf when you end up with that sunburn that's on your face and it makes that little line. And even when you take your glasses off, you look like you got glasses off.
[00:08:01] Speaker B: But the ones that's just for four.
[00:08:05] Speaker A: Hours and then flip.
[00:08:06] Speaker B: And then flip. I'm like, you got six days on the cruise. You can progress this thing.
[00:08:11] Speaker A: Yeah. You can start slow. Start slow?
[00:08:14] Speaker B: Yeah, just start slow. It'd be one thing if we was on a 24 hour cruise. I get it. Go get that burn.
[00:08:19] Speaker A: Right?
[00:08:20] Speaker B: We own this boat for six days and guess what? You're going to get off the ship and go to a beach and do more tanning.
[00:08:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Gradually layer it out, lean into it.
[00:08:29] Speaker B: You can tell me. Shut up. If you in there Let me know if it's just like, you just got.
[00:08:33] Speaker A: To dine a little bit. Oh, I guarantee you there's somebody at the house right now watching this sunburn right now, looking at it.
[00:08:38] Speaker B: Must be nice. I get it. I don't have rights to talk, but I just. Why don't you just progress? Or are you just maybe you just trying to rip the pan. The band aid off because you're just so pale. You're like, you know what? I just gotta get some of those looks.
[00:08:49] Speaker A: Some. Some of those people look so red. It look like they've been just ripping band aids off. Yes. Yeah.
[00:08:53] Speaker B: I t. C. We did not take a picture because it was wrong, but there was a guy. Literally. Y'all can't see this, but there's a. Literally a red sign that says record. No, it was that I.
[00:09:06] Speaker A: No, no, folks at home, this red is red. Red, red.
[00:09:10] Speaker B: Like my wife. Ask her. She will not lie. He was. And this is day one. I was like, bro, that's red. Yes, he was that. I.
[00:09:18] Speaker A: That's red. Red. That's like, blood red.
[00:09:21] Speaker B: If I had a picture and pulled it next to him, you would think I photoshopped it, but I didn't. He was that red.
No, like, I. Like. He was that red, and I couldn't.
[00:09:31] Speaker A: Catch him in a selfie.
[00:09:33] Speaker B: No.
He was so far away. I didn't want to be that guy. I'll tell you like this.
[00:09:39] Speaker A: He was getting a picture of the red dude, but you're gonna send me pictures of piranha eating your feet? Yeah. Okay.
[00:09:44] Speaker B: That's me. That's just me and myself. If somebody gonna get mad at taking pictures of myself, that's. That's a little wrong of me.
All right, next one. You've been on cruises.
You know that they have drink packages.
The math.
The math. Don't math with me on this.
[00:10:03] Speaker A: My. Okay, Wait, mind you. Me on a cruise. I went to work.
I went there to have fun.
[00:10:09] Speaker B: No, no, no. Right, right.
[00:10:11] Speaker A: Yeah. So I didn't get to have like this. When you start talking about drink packages, I know they're there. I know they're on there, but I'm not familiar with them because I didn't. I didn't have a drink. Okay.
[00:10:18] Speaker B: So I wanted to just know that.
[00:10:20] Speaker A: I had to sleep with one of the people that worked in the kitchen.
[00:10:23] Speaker B: I just wanted to know that you knew what they are as. Yeah.
[00:10:27] Speaker A: For the packages that go with your tickets.
[00:10:29] Speaker B: Yes, yes. So this math. Don't ma. I want to see if this math makes Sense to you.
[00:10:34] Speaker A: Oh, see, now you bringing this back up again. Okay, we had a big old war about this last time.
[00:10:39] Speaker B: This if, if you don't side with this one.
[00:10:42] Speaker A: Okay, go.
[00:10:43] Speaker B: This might be our last episode.
[00:10:45] Speaker A: Go.
[00:10:45] Speaker B: It won't be. Okay. A drink package, okay, if you buy it in advance, it is $50 per person. If you buy it on the ship, it's 80 bucks. A1 time fee per person. But what that gives you, you have a 15 drink limit per day on coffee, sodas, Gatorades and obviously alcohol and beer.
Your average.
[00:11:19] Speaker A: Wait a minute. But you guys didn't have soda and stuff like that where you can just go up and get it from the fountain?
[00:11:23] Speaker B: Well, yeah, in the.
Wow. In the buffet lunch area.
[00:11:27] Speaker A: Just go in that area.
[00:11:28] Speaker B: Yeah, but if you wanted a can soda.
[00:11:30] Speaker A: Oh, that, that counts as one of your 15.
[00:11:32] Speaker B: It can.
It can. So this is, this is where I'm getting at. If you ever haven't been on the cruise yet or this is your first time, I'm getting, I'm getting ready to put you on, dog. I'm getting ready to put you on. So Your average cocktail, $14.
Your average beer, $9. Coffee, anywhere between five and seven dollars. Only know that because my wife, if you know me from first episodes, I don't drink coffee. But my wife did. So I was keeping tabs because I had this question for thc Coffee, five to seven bucks. Water, three A soda, like four to five.
If you do the math, it is cheaper to get the drink package correct, 50 bucks. There are some people on the cruise that was trying to tell me the drink package ain't worth it. And they are the same people that are trying to bring on which there's protocol, their favorite wine and then their own sodas.
And I'm like, you can only bring two 12 packs. And your wine, you can only bring one. And it has to be in its original bottle. Glass of wine you can knock out in one day. You're trying to tell me you're going to have maybe two sodas a day.
And I don't know how much you spent on that. It might have been less than 80, but you can get more with the drink package.
[00:12:59] Speaker A: No, yeah, I'm with you.
[00:13:01] Speaker B: Yeah, thank you. That's. I was trying to tell somebody that. They're like, I don't make sense. I'm like, how does that not make sense?
[00:13:05] Speaker A: I mean, just as you broke it down to like what, what a beer was, you said what, $9 a beer.
[00:13:09] Speaker B: Is like 8 to $9.
[00:13:10] Speaker A: Okay. So right there, if it's 8 to $9, I mean, this is rounded off, say it's 10 bucks.
[00:13:14] Speaker B: Right?
[00:13:14] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:13:15] Speaker B: 10 times a.
[00:13:16] Speaker A: If you guys getting five drinks, right. Rather than 15 if you, if you get it for the. For the package.
[00:13:22] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:13:23] Speaker A: So what, Is there anything that comes with that $80 package that doesn't come with the $50 package?
[00:13:28] Speaker B: No, the 50 and the 80 is just a matter of when you. When you buy it. So like me and my wife, when we planned this trip, we booked it.
[00:13:35] Speaker A: This time, but it wasn't like somebody was like, oh, I, I didn't get my package. So then I just bought it when I got here. It was more like, no, I knew I was not gonna buy it because me spending 80 was better. Was a better deal.
[00:13:49] Speaker B: No, people who don't get it is thinking that it's a ripoff. So it's like a discount. If you buy it in advance, you getting it for way cheaper. Because me and my wife spent 50 bucks each. But if you want to get it, because the two years before that, we didn't buy it until we got on the cruise.
[00:14:05] Speaker A: So now you get 15 drinks a day.
[00:14:08] Speaker B: A day. That is midnight to 11.
[00:14:10] Speaker A: 50 bucks.
[00:14:11] Speaker B: 50 bucks. One. Just one time purchase. It's not $50 a day. You pay, you pay $50 one time.
[00:14:18] Speaker A: For the whole six days, for the.
[00:14:19] Speaker B: Whole duration of your Cruise. You get 15 drinks a day. They do not roll over. And you do not have to.
[00:14:25] Speaker A: Do not roll over.
[00:14:26] Speaker B: No, they don't roll over.
So it's 15 that day. If you hit 15, you got to start paying until midnight, then it kicks in. Or if you had four.
[00:14:37] Speaker A: How do they monitor that? Not. It's not with the soda. Right? Because with the soda you can just go in the buffet area, whatever, and you can.
[00:14:43] Speaker B: No, it is. Cuz if you want to get a can. That's what some people were saying. They were like, well, I want my canned soda. Still get the drink package.
[00:14:50] Speaker A: Okay, okay.
[00:14:51] Speaker B: That was my whole thing. I agree with you. You shouldn't be buying soda. You can get it for free. Same thing with water.
[00:14:58] Speaker A: Right, right, right.
[00:14:58] Speaker B: But if you want to be that bougie, you should be getting a drink package.
[00:15:02] Speaker A: I mean, you should get a drink package anyway. If you just want to drink.
[00:15:05] Speaker B: That's my whole point.
[00:15:06] Speaker A: Because you said what was a mixed drink?
[00:15:07] Speaker B: A mixed drink is like 14, 15.
[00:15:09] Speaker A: Because it shows you.
[00:15:10] Speaker B: No, like it shows you every time.
[00:15:12] Speaker A: I can get me 15 of those for way cheaper than what? 15? What's 15 times 15, what is that?
[00:15:19] Speaker B: That is 15 times 10 is 150.
[00:15:21] Speaker A: Yeah, okay.
[00:15:22] Speaker B: Add another.
[00:15:23] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. You.
[00:15:25] Speaker B: Nah, that's almost 200, if not right at 200.
[00:15:28] Speaker A: And that's just one trip because you. If you just down there today. Yeah, yeah. You still got another day to go. But if you got the 50 package, I'm gonna get 15 more drinks in the next 24 hours.
[00:15:38] Speaker B: Basically, if you buy it way when you buy the same day. You booked that.
[00:15:42] Speaker A: See, man, if I do this, I'm gonna be drunk on this cruise.
[00:15:45] Speaker B: But see, that's the thing. You don't have to. And that's the thing I'm trying to tell y'all. If you get the drink pack, if you want to be drunk, go for it. I don't think that's a good thing.
[00:15:53] Speaker A: No, it's only gonna take two drinks.
[00:15:54] Speaker B: For me because I'm a lightweight, but that's fine. But guess what? You know what you like? You like soda and coffee. And coffee. You can rack up on that.
[00:16:03] Speaker A: Love my coffee.
[00:16:03] Speaker B: You can rack up. That's the thing. You don't, you don't have. It's not just for alcohol. And I think that's where people get messed up. It's for any type of drink that has a price, it goes towards your 15.
[00:16:15] Speaker A: Okay, that's.
[00:16:17] Speaker B: That's where I was trying to get at. And the person trying to tell me I'll just keep doing it my way. And I'm like, okay, so you gotta haul in your 12 packs and you gotta have this specific wine and you spend 80 bucks. And you spend it. Yeah. And you spending money regardless if. And me and my wife did the math.
[00:16:33] Speaker A: Be more too. If you, if you're buying your drinks just individually.
Yeah, that's gonna be way more.
[00:16:38] Speaker B: It's bad. It's bad. Me and my wife, two years ago when we went on a cruise with our friends, they had it and we trying to be cheap, thinking we weren't gonna drink that much. We were like, no, we'll just pay, bro. We got that first drink together. It was almost $35 for just two drinks. And we are an hour into this five day cruise.
My wife bought the package and it was an upcharge. We got it for $70 each. But even still, I would have ran through 140 in the first day.
[00:17:14] Speaker A: Easily. Easily.
[00:17:15] Speaker B: So even if you don't get it until you're on the boat, you still gonna win. If you're gonna buy anywhere between Five to seven drinks. Get the drink package. If you gonna buy less than that, then you maybe don't need it. But if you gon buy a coffee, I know there's some coffee lovers out there. If you're gonna buy a coffee, a Gatorade, a soda in a can, a beer, those are four different types of drinks, and you're already at four.
[00:17:41] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:17:42] Speaker B: You gotta get it. So anybody telling you out there, drink package is false? They don't know what they talking about. Cause I got it in depth. Cause I thought it was just alcohol. And then, bless her heart, I forgot her name from two years ago on our cruise. She explained. She said, oh, no. On Carnival, your drink package, that is any drink that has a price is covered, and it's covered at anywhere. You could be at the bar.
[00:18:05] Speaker A: So what is like a little. You got a little card with you.
[00:18:07] Speaker B: You got your. It's called your sale, your sale and sign card.
[00:18:10] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:18:11] Speaker B: They swipe that. So that's how they keep track of how many you're at. If you decide to do all 15 drinks of alcohol. But they still keep tabs. And then it tells you they'll be like Sean Peabody, he had a soda. 475. Minus 475. You owe zero.
Oh, because you still have to sign off.
[00:18:32] Speaker A: I'm getting a drink package, right? I'm doing it.
[00:18:35] Speaker B: Yeah, you get a receipt to just sign off.
[00:18:37] Speaker A: I want to go on one where I just don't have to worry about doing a show. I don't want to. I just want to sit back. I just want to look at the water. I want to get 15 drinks a day. I want to get it all for 50 bucks. I want to do it all. I want to. I don't want to be the. Yeah.
[00:18:50] Speaker B: I want to win. It is a win.
[00:18:52] Speaker A: You know what? I think you and I gonna switch shirts and I'm gone. I'm going on vacation for a minute. You gonna put on the hoodie? I'm gonna put on the shirt. I'm gonna leave it all unbuttoned. I'm going to the Caribbean or wherever you went to, bro.
[00:19:03] Speaker B: It was nice. All right. My last one, actually. This thing could go to three parts, but I don't think we need to go that far. This. I'mma pick the last one that I really want to talk to.
We did drink packet stand overdoing. Okay. This is the one I don't get paying for room service.
[00:19:21] Speaker A: What do you mean you don't get it?
[00:19:24] Speaker B: Why.
Why would you. Okay. So here's my philosophy.
[00:19:27] Speaker A: Somebody gotta bring it to you.
[00:19:30] Speaker B: That's a charge per plate.
[00:19:35] Speaker A: What is the.
[00:19:36] Speaker B: The room service. Yeah, I'm not.
So let me back.
[00:19:42] Speaker A: Do you have the option to go and get it yourself?
[00:19:45] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:19:45] Speaker A: There you go.
You like you. You stated already. This was a dream. When we were talking about the drinks, you was talking about bougie.
[00:19:54] Speaker B: I can't be.
[00:19:55] Speaker A: If you want to be bougie and have somebody bring your stuff to you because you don't feel like you want to get up and go get it, then yes.
[00:20:02] Speaker B: And you know what? I can be. I'm being judgment on this. I don't see the. I do not see.
[00:20:07] Speaker A: You can't be frugal on the drinks and then talk about room service, though. No.
[00:20:12] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:20:13] Speaker A: No, you can't. Okay. Because you arguing with yourself now.
[00:20:16] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm doing math in my head.
[00:20:19] Speaker A: No. You getting mad because you had to pay for room service.
I think I should have been charged as one of your 15 drinks.
[00:20:27] Speaker B: No. I just don't get. If you're not.
If you have the capability of going and getting it.
[00:20:34] Speaker A: Yes. Why?
[00:20:35] Speaker B: Okay, so there was a room beside us.
Easily couple me and my wife's age. So we're mid. We're mid, low 30s, easily can assess every day.
Here's my breakdown for you. Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Every time we walk past, their room, plates piled up. So I did some investigating. I was like, is room service like the drink package? Cause if it is, I'ma hop on that. No. Depending on what you order, There is a 7 to 12 charge to bring it to you.
So let's say they did the minimum seven times three. That's 21, 21 bucks a day to bring me three meals and then times.
[00:21:25] Speaker A: That by six, by 120.
[00:21:27] Speaker B: That is more than my drink package.
When. And also here was the other thing. They were ordering stuff that's in. That was the other thing I was willing to. To not die on this hill on. If they was ordering stuff you can't get at the buffet.
I'll give you that. Thc. They was freaking ordering guys burgers, french fries, chicken nuggets, pizza stuff you can. And. And we are on the 10th floor, which is the same floor as the buffet.
It would have took them five minutes to go get it and come back. I just don't. I just can't understand that spending.
[00:22:08] Speaker A: You know why? Because this accrues to them. These folks probably ain't never been on a cruise ever. This was the first Time they got in there and they said, you know what? They said, you know what?
We going all out. We ain't moving from our room. We ain't doing nothing. We. I mean there are a lot of folks out there that deserve to have a vacation like that to where they just like, you don't never see us go in and out the door. You just see plates stacked up in the front.
[00:22:34] Speaker B: Yeah, that's not. And you know what? That I am vacation. I am judging because that is not my type of vacation.
[00:22:41] Speaker A: Maybe this man, maybe, maybe, maybe this couple put. They put their money to the side specifically for room service. Oh yeah. They knew what the charge was going to be. And this man said, you know what, babe? Going to spend about $225 in room service. So I'm going to make sure I got that covered.
[00:22:58] Speaker B: Every paycheck, they was transferring something over to way to save.
[00:23:02] Speaker A: They was like, what is you putting your 401k? Nope, nope. That's for room service.
[00:23:05] Speaker B: Room service. I ain't going to leave. Nope. You know what? I.
[00:23:10] Speaker A: And they on vacation.
[00:23:11] Speaker B: They are. You can vacation the way you want just to.
[00:23:14] Speaker A: But that's so funny though, cuz your ass is going up and down hallways doing investigations on people's plates outside of their door instead of just enjoying your own time on the boat.
[00:23:25] Speaker B: So here I. That's.
[00:23:26] Speaker A: You was. You was just sitting back like Nancy Drew.
[00:23:28] Speaker B: But look, but look at my career. This, this is, this is why I like going on vacation. This is what I do, baby. I was loving it.
[00:23:37] Speaker A: If you was the couple that was next to this man, if you guys would stay next door to him, just let you know he was creeping on your plates. He knew what kind of pizza y'all ordered. He knew what kind of hamburger it was. He knew if it was medium or medium rare. He was what? He was investigating everything at your front door.
[00:23:53] Speaker B: I can actually tell you. Yeah, they always got two. They got a pep. They got pepperoni cheeses ever damn their burger. It was a plain cheeseburger and the ketchup and the mustard was on the side.
[00:24:03] Speaker A: Man, this is too much information to be having on a cruise. You need to be going down a water slide or something. Like, you don't need to be sitting there.
[00:24:09] Speaker B: It ain't hard when they that simple. They ordered the same thing for lunch and dinner.
[00:24:15] Speaker A: That's so crazy.
[00:24:16] Speaker B: But it's.
[00:24:17] Speaker A: That's so crazy that you got this.
[00:24:19] Speaker B: Info when it's sitting outside.
[00:24:22] Speaker A: I would rather heard, man, you should have seen this one. Water slide. What about the. What about your neighbor's room? What about his room plates? I stepped over and kept moving because I was on vacation. No, you actually set up shop.
[00:24:32] Speaker B: You went through.
[00:24:34] Speaker A: You set up shop. It was just like how many times you peek out your door to see if something new got there?
[00:24:39] Speaker B: I didn't peek out every time, but I walked.
[00:24:42] Speaker A: Was you listening? Was you listening to be like, oh, they got something else delivered.
[00:24:45] Speaker B: I wasn't listening. I was mad. No, I was mad cuz I never heard.
[00:24:49] Speaker A: I'm gonna ask your wife if you was listening.
[00:24:51] Speaker B: Like, I wasn't.
[00:24:52] Speaker A: Sound like they got something else ordered. I wonder what it is. Babe, I bet you it's pizza.
[00:24:56] Speaker B: You know what? I bet they probably knew. I might be judging. I feel like they always ordered it.
[00:25:01] Speaker A: After they was staring at you through the peephole.
[00:25:03] Speaker B: Yup. They was like, when that black guy and that white couple walked across. We gonna order our stuff so they ain't here to see it. And they could just see the leftover. I never caught that door opened. Never. I just always. And I never caught a plate going in. I seen a plate coming out.
[00:25:18] Speaker A: Those were professional vacationers right there. They knew how to do that.
[00:25:22] Speaker B: They got me. All right, man, I'm tw. Witty. That's thc. All right, you know what?
We're gonna do a part three. We'll do one of what I enjoy on what I did.
[00:25:33] Speaker A: Okay. Yes.
[00:25:34] Speaker B: I feel like we do a lot of.
[00:25:35] Speaker A: I can't wait to get to that one. That's the one I'm waiting for.
[00:25:38] Speaker B: That's the one he wants. You probably want it. And also, if you see me on the cruise, watch yourself because I am watching.
[00:25:44] Speaker A: And just. And just. And just again, just. Just so you guys can know, man, Hoagland meats, the meats that we had up in here was so goodmeats.com. and if you want to get your own order right there, all you have to do is put in our special little code. THC25. THC25 gets you 10% off of your deal. Anything. And what is it, $40?
[00:26:08] Speaker B: Yeah, $40 limit. Because we trying to take your money. Because $40 means you automatically get free delivery.
[00:26:14] Speaker A: Free delivery.
[00:26:15] Speaker B: I used to be that same person. I'm gonna use a discount on the most cheapest thing and then it ends up being the shipping costs more than what I bought. Spend the 40. You can even spend it right at the 40 line. Spend 42, get your 10% and you getting free delivery. Come on, man. THC the number two five put in your promo code when you go check
[email protected] I'm Twitty that's THC. Aloha we out vacation part three I'll talk about some good stuff and not my dog on vacation stalking Even though.
[00:26:42] Speaker A: I love to do butt cracks and.
[00:26:44] Speaker B: Drink tickets man I I vacation different SAT.
