Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: The Hawaiian Comedian presents. I've been doing comedy for over 20, 23 years and I've been on the road. I've been in different cities. I've been different things like that.
[00:00:07] Speaker B: We're here to talk about everything, man. The topics you talk about with your friends, your family, questions you got for us. Twitty in the city.
[00:00:14] Speaker A: Aloha.
[00:00:20] Speaker B: I just got to say it. I'm Twitty. That's thc. We are matching. And I know where he got it from. Costco. Yep. If you would have told me no, I would have called BS on site.
[00:00:30] Speaker A: Wouldn't have told you. No, I. Costco.
[00:00:33] Speaker B: Costco.
So in the last episode, I talked about how Bath, Bed, Bed Bath. Bed Bath. Bed Bath and Beyond or Bath and Body Work and Body Works. Yeah, I talked about how you did both of them.
[00:00:46] Speaker A: You, you mentioned both.
[00:00:47] Speaker B: I did both, but I meant to talk about Bed, Bath and Body Works.
[00:00:50] Speaker A: Bath and Body Works.
[00:00:51] Speaker B: How they evolved. Costco has evolved.
[00:00:53] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, 100%.
[00:00:55] Speaker B: Or actually maybe they just been always like that. I just wasn't pay.
[00:00:59] Speaker A: Let me ask you a question. When, how long do you think we got? How many years you think we got where you can walk into Costco and buy a house? Just, I'm, I'm just like the house is set up in there and it's going to be like a tiny home that you can bring home. How long do you, I'm thinking like in the next year. Yeah, they're gonna have tiny homes being sold.
[00:01:17] Speaker B: Costco 2 to 4.
[00:01:19] Speaker A: You can walk there and walk out with a two bedroom, two bedroom, one bath.
[00:01:22] Speaker B: They got sheds and like with lights in them.
[00:01:25] Speaker A: I just, I, I don't, I, I don't see them stopping. Like, Costco just has everything in there.
[00:01:30] Speaker B: They do. But yeah, we're wearing the same hoodie. It's the Gary Brand. Some of y'all actually watching the podcast might actually be rocking this hoodie right now, which would be crazy if you are getting the comments. Yeah, had to get the gray. I feel like you always got, you got to get the gray and the black and then if you want to go for a third and you can get a brown or green, but you got to get gray and you got to get black.
[00:01:51] Speaker A: Cause I just, I, I, I only get gray and black because it matches gray, black and white.
[00:01:55] Speaker B: And you're a raider and there's a.
[00:01:56] Speaker A: White and a raider colorist. That's right.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm assuming though, THC was smart and didn't wear his Costco hoodie. Out in the yard. I don't know if you can see it. I might give our production guy, Sean a little closer, but yeah, it's a green stitch. Shout out to my mother in law. Emergency sewing that was needed. She said she felt bad cause she didn't have this color. I said the fact that you can wear it.
[00:02:18] Speaker A: Did the whole pocket fall down?
[00:02:19] Speaker B: Yes. Oh, I was in the yard. I was by a tree trying to be fast and got caught and I felt it. And instead of me stopping and looking, I just kept going. And. Yeah. And I had all my tools in my pocket. And all I hear is bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. But shout out to my mother in law. She sewed it up. It's back in action. But I'm. I'm very sour at myself.
[00:02:42] Speaker A: It's all right. It's still a good hoodie.
[00:02:43] Speaker B: It is. I'm just mad that I did that. I should have known better.
[00:02:46] Speaker A: Yep. Mine are nice and stiff because I don't wear them outside. I just.
[00:02:50] Speaker B: All right, Mr. Mr. Bragg. Right. I'm not going to lie. I did think about going and buying a second gray and having a work. A work one and a nice one and a backup. Yeah. But I usually don't wear the ones that I like. My hoodies that I like in the yard because of that reason.
[00:03:07] Speaker A: I just think it's crazy that you. That you wearing the same thing as me.
[00:03:10] Speaker B: I know.
[00:03:11] Speaker A: We. We look like we. This twins day in high school where everybody.
Yeah.
[00:03:17] Speaker B: Oh, that's funny. All right, we got to get back. Hit the, like, hit the subscribe button. I'm doing all the extra stuff. But the people have returned. We got denise in the DMs, which by the way, shout out to Denise.
Trusting us slash wanting our advice. We're. We're going relationships already.
[00:03:37] Speaker A: Denise, why are you asking us?
[00:03:40] Speaker B: I don't know. I mean, I'm down.
We said we don't answer anything.
Just full disclosure. Denise. Our opinions and stuff. We are not liable for anything.
[00:03:50] Speaker A: We are not experts. We are not saying we experts.
[00:03:53] Speaker B: You asked. What is that saying? You asked me. So don't be mad what I give you.
[00:03:57] Speaker A: And what does Denise have to say?
[00:03:59] Speaker B: So, Denise.
Ooh, Denise in Omaha. So she said hello. Twitty. Thc. Twitty. Been a big fan of yours since Omaha being at the radio station. Appreciate you, Denise. Thc. Nice to meet you. Love getting to know you as well. I'm sure we're going to continue our friendship. I like how she said continuing the friendship.
[00:04:19] Speaker A: Like continuing the Friendship. Thank you, Denise. Thank you.
[00:04:21] Speaker B: This is episode 10. So really, 10 episodes. If they don't know us by now. Because I feel like we didn't put it all like, this is us, Denise.
[00:04:29] Speaker A: You know it's us.
[00:04:30] Speaker B: Yeah, she knows us. You know, it says, all right, her and her man Been together 10 years.
[00:04:35] Speaker A: 10 years.
[00:04:35] Speaker B: And she is not a fan of separate bank accounts.
[00:04:40] Speaker A: Ooh.
[00:04:41] Speaker B: She says, I've asked every year. He says, there is no need. I don't know why. I always have proof of receipts when you need it. She said, for me, it's just more of a.
I, like, wrote notes. I didn't look at the whole thing. But she says more of, like, a closure for her. Like just a. Just the. Just. It would feel good to know that we have the same account. Is this something I need to just accept, or should I keep pushing the issue? That's the summary of it.
[00:05:09] Speaker A: Well, Denise, I'm.
If I was to give you any advice on that, I. I don't. First of all, how long has he had this where the accounts were separate? Was it from the very beginning?
[00:05:20] Speaker B: I'm assuming from the very beginning, because you said, we've been together for 10 years.
[00:05:24] Speaker A: Okay, so if you've been together. If you've been together for 10 years, Denise, then this ain't a surprise. If he's done. He's done this from the beginning. Now, if he's recently started to do that to where he's just like, hey, I'm coming. I mean, don't just have faith and Trust in the 10 years that y'all have together. Don't try to look for something to be like, should I be concerned? No, you should not be. He's just handling. I probably. I would say that he has a separate account just so he can buy stuff for you or for people that he don't want. You know what I'm saying? Like, he don't want you to tell, hey, I know he bought this for you, or something like that. Like, he's. He probably wants to keep it a surprise. I. I wouldn't just jump off and be like, oh, this is a sign.
[00:06:06] Speaker B: Yeah, two. There's a lot of things, but two. For me, I would say I think it's something you just need to let go. Again, 10 years. If this is the only thing that you're concerned about. You don't have any. You don't have any proof of. Like, he's spending money where he doesn't need to, aside from if it's on you. I think you Gotta just let it go. Secondly, I also wouldn't be surprised because me and my wife, we have a joint account, but we both said if we would have known that fricking hassle it is to get a joint account together, another one, he might just not want to deal with that because that. That ain't easy. It ain't just close, open like, no, you gotta. You gotta get their people on the phone, get put on hold. They had to verbally hear me close my account, do my Social Security, and you wouldn't.
[00:06:51] Speaker A: And even as a joint account holder, like, you wouldn't even be able to do any of your banking if something had happened to the other joint account holders.
[00:06:59] Speaker B: Right?
[00:06:59] Speaker A: Card. Now everybody's cut off because of one. One incident.
[00:07:03] Speaker B: Yeah. So I know from that standpoint, it could be the fact of the hassle, right? Maybe, yes, that could be premature. But I will say it ain't easy. I think me and my wife was at the bank for like an hour and a half.
[00:07:15] Speaker A: And. And I tell you the truth, like, I don't. I don't think you should have all your money tied up in one bank. Like, I don't. I don't think that should be, like, everything that's coming in should be tied up in one bank. I don't think that. I think you should have it spread out. I think you should have multiple accounts. You should have some accounts that are helping you collect interest, things like that. You have some accounts that help you where, you know, like, Like. Like, for instance, for me, I have three different banks, but I have. I have one bank that the, you know, the. The public never sees. I never use my debit card. I keep that one straight up with that. And then I have another bank that I use that I have the money kind of go through. And if I'm buying, like, tickets online or something like that to go on airline or something like, I will use that account for that in case that thing gets hacked. There's not that much money in there already, and that's the only thing I make public. But I have multiple. You don't ever want to just have one account because, like, how you were just saying, like, if you have a problem, that's a whole big hassle.
[00:08:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:08] Speaker A: You try to go in there and try to. And try to divvy up and be like, oh, now we got to cancel this. Now we got to cancel this. Now this has got to be done. Now. If you had separate accounts, you might have lost that one and you could deal with that one. But you would still have access to other monies and other things to help you do it so that you're not just stuck.
[00:08:24] Speaker B: Yeah. And I would also say Denise, too, we don't know that. She didn't give me all information. But also, if you know the account, as far as you know it's there, you know what bank it's at.
[00:08:35] Speaker A: Right.
[00:08:36] Speaker B: I think you're good now. If it's like, well, what, what bank is it with? Oh, you don't need to know all that, then maybe be a little hesitant.
[00:08:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:08:43] Speaker B: But if he's like, yeah, it's Wells Fargo. Like, like, if you want to go right now, we can go look at the last couple statements.
[00:08:48] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:08:49] Speaker B: But if he's like, you don't need to know the bank, I'd be like, yeah, that might be a little fishy. But if he didn't flat out told you, like, it's this bank is this card, like, if I ever die, you can use it. I got you as a, I mean, come on. Secondary.
[00:09:01] Speaker A: Come on, Denise. Ten years, Like, I know he's had that, said something like, he couldn't just say nothing for 10 years. You know, like, if she, if she asked him and said, why is it he could just be like, no, you don't need to worry about. I know, I know he didn't say that for 10 years.
[00:09:14] Speaker B: Right. I, I, I, I'm assuming, Denise, you can comment or get in the DMS and follow up and we can do a quick follow up in the next episode, but I'm assuming this is an account or a conversation you had to have before you got married. And he was like, I don't know about all that, let's discuss it later. And then later became a. I don't think we need to do that. And if he had a valid reason, like, he, like, HC just said an extra account for us, but also too, I would imagine maybe he also has it that his income comes into that account and then he pours out some to their account. Or maybe, I don't know if his account could be the main one that does all, like, for you. Like, one account is for the bills and then another account is extra spending money.
[00:09:58] Speaker A: Plus, I'm not just saying, Denise, if he's had this account for 10 years, maybe he had this account before y'all. Maybe he had this account 11 years ago.
[00:10:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:10:08] Speaker A: And he just never closed it out. And that was the one that was direct deposited from his checks. And he's been at this company for more than 10 years. Yeah. And it's been coming in there. So he was kind of like, I don't want to stop this, because then that's a whole big paper trail. That's a whole big thing you got to do just to start and stop and stop and start a whole new account now.
[00:10:25] Speaker B: Yeah, stop. For me, it's, it's too much paperwork, dog. Like, I'm 32. I'm not old, but I'm like, I, I get mad when we dog on at work, got to update stuff.
[00:10:35] Speaker A: Now, I, I, I got a question for Denise. Denise, let me ask you this, and you can comment back on it, but has he ever used that account to pay for stuff for both of y'all that you know about? Oh, and if you do, and if he has, then you ain't got no concern. Like, there should be no concern whatsoever. Now, if he was spending this account, you didn't even know about this account. This account was out. Like, how you were saying, like, this was his secret account would account. Like, yeah, okay, Damn. We got some. Now we. Now we got some good. But if he's like, nah, if he's taking you out to dinner and use this account, if he's taking you out shopping and use this account, if he's taking you guys out and it was both of y'all, like, on a trip or something like that, and he used that account for that. Deny, don't, don't even sweat it.
[00:11:19] Speaker B: Like, here's, here's a class, not a classic. Here's a good phrase that I feel like most men when they have a significant other or somebody they care about and something happens, car issue, house issue, something of that magnitude where your main account can't handle it. I'm sure he has used the phrase, if something broke down, like, oh, my transmission went. I don't know how we're going to pay for it.
[00:11:43] Speaker A: I can transfer.
[00:11:44] Speaker B: Or he might just say, I use this phrase a lot with my wife. Don't worry about it. That's probably what that account is for.
[00:11:49] Speaker A: Correct?
[00:11:50] Speaker B: It's to be able to still pay bills or take care of some Christmas stuff. I don't know if you guys got kids, but take care of Christmas. And this account is for your transmission go out, you get a flat tire, your brakes go bad, you got to buy a new car, you got to make payments on that, but it doesn't sustain in your actual 100% right.
[00:12:08] Speaker A: 100% right.
[00:12:08] Speaker B: If he's in that phrase, don't worry about it, and he's taking care of you the kids or you. Like, like HC said, that's what that account is for, correct? Yeah. Maybe every now and then he might buy himself, I don't know, a new system or something. But for the most part, that account is the emergency one.
[00:12:23] Speaker A: Correct.
[00:12:24] Speaker B: Like you say, your anniversary is coming up. Where are we going, babe? Don't worry about it.
[00:12:27] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:12:27] Speaker B: Oh, he's spending the money on that. Probably don't got to worry about taking care of it from the main account.
[00:12:32] Speaker A: Plus, if he's. If he's using that account to handle those other stuff, then that's. That's like an ease on the household. You know what I mean? Like, the household might be like, okay, if they do have a joint account, if they had one, but he had this separate account, and they were using that joint account to take care of, like, groceries and things like that or whatever. But this other account, you know, kind of put down on how much was going to be spent on. On fixing the roof, fixing the car, fixing this, fixing that, and he was able to. To handle those expenses outside of the main thing. Then let him go, Denise. Don't be mad. Don't figure that he's just handling his business as a husband like he's supposed to be doing. Taking care of the family, doing what he's got to do, and making sure that the money's up in there. But, like, yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't sweat a. Denise, I. I see another 10 years. I see. I see another 10 years coming up between you guys, and I hope you guys make it to where you come back and say, hey, we've been together 20 years, and he still got that stupid account.
That's where she's gonna come back. We've been together 20 years. Been 10 years since I told you this.
[00:13:34] Speaker B: Yeah, I know where stupid. I know where it said, I know I can't use it unless he does, but he takes care of me. So, Denise, I think me and AC Said it. You can call it the hill. The hill. You need to just die. Like, don't die on that hill.
[00:13:47] Speaker A: Don't die on the hill.
[00:13:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Sorry. I was gonna say it back. I was gonna say, die on the hill. Don't do that.
[00:13:50] Speaker A: Don't do that.
[00:13:51] Speaker B: That's a hill. You do not need to die on joint account. Sure, it's nice. So you both can see. But again, he's taking care of you. He's taking care of those big expenses that, you know, that joint account can't handle. It's a good account. Think about it. Like this. It's like your savings account. You might see it, but you don't really see it. It's just an account you just can't see. But somebody in the. In the household can see it.
[00:14:13] Speaker A: And if he's really trying to hide it, Denise, he's doing a horrible job.
[00:14:18] Speaker B: Yeah, he is horrible. He's doing all.
[00:14:21] Speaker A: He's not trying to hide it, you know, about it. You. You know it's there. So don't make it into something that is not.
[00:14:26] Speaker B: Yeah. And also, who knows, like HC said, could be an account he's had for so long, that bank might be. He might be profiting from that.
[00:14:35] Speaker A: Yeah. It might be some interest in there that you don't know about when. If. If something happened or whatever. And you asks, do you have, like, if. If something going on? And she's like. He's like, hey, you know what? I left that account in my will for you. And then, Denise, I bet you won't have no more questions.
Oh, he always had this. He was. He was saving up for me for at least 10 years. That's what I told. That's what I told Twitty and me.
[00:14:57] Speaker B: And they told me not to worry about it, and I'm glad I did it. Denise, I appreciate that one. That was. That was kind of. I'm surprised that that one was right up in their relationship. If you think we did a good job, you can comment about some more relationship advice.
[00:15:10] Speaker A: Like I said, we ain't. We ain't experts. We're not experts, but we. If somebody's asking like. Like we said, we. We will answer your questions. If you got questions, throw them at us.
[00:15:19] Speaker B: Get in the comments. Get in the likes, getting them dms. Like I said, hit that link in the bio subscribe.
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[00:15:36] Speaker B: Don't you know that phrase? Don't. Don't bring up something you don't want them to look at. Because now they're gonna look at it.
[00:15:40] Speaker A: No, because I want them to know I'm 100 with them. I ain't trying to lie to y'all about nothing. I'm not naive. I know that. But that button exists. I know it does.
[00:15:47] Speaker B: I know it.
[00:15:48] Speaker A: I know it does. And I know a couple y'all that hit it before and we get it. On it, but that's fine. I'm not. I'm not saying that.
[00:15:53] Speaker B: But not calling you out.
[00:15:54] Speaker A: Nah, I'm not calling you out, but I'm just saying, like, you know, just hit the like button, and then right down below it hit that subscribe.
[00:16:01] Speaker B: All right, well, for the next episode, I'm gonna put it out there.
I feel like I need to prepare you for this next episode.
We have to do it. I want to do old versus new or not new. New. Slang versus our slang. So I'm gonna bring up. I found some words that I think we can play a game of. Guess what it means. And then what terms would we had used to mean that same definition? I got some good words up in there. Some of them, I'm not gonna lie. I didn't even know.
[00:16:31] Speaker A: Oh, this is gonna be. Because I'm be honest. Like, I got. I got kids, but my kids are a little bit older now.
[00:16:37] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:16:38] Speaker A: And they caught me saying a couple of words that I was like, oh, is that what that means now? And I'd say, and they look at me. They looked at me the same way I looked at my parents. When my parents try to say my. My lingo.
[00:16:49] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:16:50] Speaker A: I looked at them like, no, I'm excited.
[00:16:52] Speaker B: I got a nice list. But next episode. So hit the like. Hit the subscriber. We are talking lingo on episode. What's that gonna be? 11, 12, 11.
[00:17:03] Speaker A: Because this is 10.
[00:17:04] Speaker B: This is 10. This is 11. If you've been watching, you know, the Running drug, I'm seeing how long AC can keep track of how many episodes.
[00:17:10] Speaker A: It is all day.
[00:17:11] Speaker B: Hit the like. Hit the subscribe. Next time. I was gonna say next week. I can't say next week. You might be hitting next right now. But the next button coming up, it's gonna be lingo. Twitty, hc. Till next time.
[00:17:23] Speaker A: Aloha.
