I Got a New Boat… Then Amazon Sent Another One | Twitty In The City Ep. 32

Episode 32 July 23, 2025 00:25:59
I Got a New Boat… Then Amazon Sent Another One | Twitty In The City Ep. 32
Twitty In The City
I Got a New Boat… Then Amazon Sent Another One | Twitty In The City Ep. 32

Jul 23 2025 | 00:25:59

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Show Notes

Sean got a new boat… but thanks to Amazon, he might end up with two. In this episode, we break down the wild delivery fail, the moral dilemma of keeping both, and whether turning them into a DIY catamaran is genius or just plain chaos. Should he return it or keep flexin’?

 

00:00 Welcome to Twitty in the City

03:24 The Boat 

07:14 The Second Boat 

12:35 Moral Police and Amazon Returns

13:24 Garage Projects and Boat Modifications

18:42 Fishing Stories

25:35 Final Thoughts


Presented by The Hawaiian Comedian

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[00:00:00] Speaker A: That last part right there is you more worried about me having two boats and hard flexing on everybody, is what you said. [00:00:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:00:05] Speaker A: You want me to be humble now? He don't need two boats. [00:00:10] Speaker B: 20 in the city. Aloha, THC. You gotta return it. If it happens, you gotta return it, bro. I've been thinking about it. You gonna have to return it. I can't let you keep it. I can't let you keep it. [00:00:24] Speaker A: I know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna make you say it. I know exactly what you talking about. [00:00:31] Speaker B: But I'm gonna make you think I thought about it. I can't let you do it, man. I can't let you do it. With that said, this is Twitty in the City. I'm Twitty. That is thc. The Hawaiian Community. Don't look. [00:00:44] Speaker A: Aloha. I done changed your mood already. Yeah, because I knew it. I knew it. I changed your mood. [00:00:51] Speaker B: You know what? [00:00:51] Speaker A: Because before we walked in, I heard you play a little clip, and I was like, okay, it's gonna be about it. I know what it's gonna be about. And the minute, like. [00:00:59] Speaker B: Okay, I thought about it, bro, but we gotta be real with the people. And the people, I feel like, are gonna respond and figure out if you should keep it or not. Something that big. [00:01:11] Speaker A: You can't, man. You can't. [00:01:14] Speaker B: I should. I'm all out of sorts. Sorry. Hit. Hit the. Like, hit the. Subscribe. You have been. Thank you. Appreciate you, dawg. New goal. [00:01:24] Speaker A: Yeah. This, man. [00:01:26] Speaker B: One. First of all, I don't think we've ever congratulated ourselves on hitting 1k, man. We subscribers. [00:01:33] Speaker A: I think you was gone when that happened. I think you was gone when that. When that. When we moved from that. [00:01:38] Speaker B: I mean, what can I say? I go out of town, good things happen. [00:01:41] Speaker A: Hey, you know what's funny, too, is that. [00:01:44] Speaker B: Wait, wait, wait. Producer Sean, you had a button bar this whole time? [00:01:47] Speaker A: This whole time. I wonder what else he got back. I forgot about it. What? Wow. I like that. Like, a little, like, man. Oh, did we. [00:01:56] Speaker B: Did we unlock. What is that? Like, in a video game? We just unlocked some new levels. [00:02:00] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. You guys, we found the chest. We found the chest that opens up. It was like, you can now. We now had, what, a thousand coins to spend? He was like, you have now unlocked the sound bar. [00:02:13] Speaker B: He has never brought up that he had that. And then I said, we got a thousand subscribers. He's like, oh, look at this bar. That just. I was gonna. I was gonna Clap. And I was like, oh, wait, I have an applause thing. [00:02:22] Speaker A: W. You know, and that applause goes out to everybody that's out there, man. I mean, much love. You guys have been liking subscribing. You guys have been commenting, like. It's a lot of comments, man. Lots. But you know what? I like that. Give that response. Let me know how you feel when you come in. But remember, like. And subscribe. [00:02:39] Speaker B: Yes. And speaking of that, because you guys have been awesome. It was just. Was like, you know what? Like, and subscribing going to make you feel dumb in a good way. I want our goal to be 3k now. I want to get the 3k. [00:02:50] Speaker A: I want five. [00:02:52] Speaker B: Okay. We're going to make it five. There it is right now. Our goal, 5k. That is our new level. And then, who knows, maybe producer Sean gets a whole nother level of button bars. [00:03:02] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what's going to be. [00:03:03] Speaker B: You know, we'll probably get. We'll get those little effects on the screen for us, that's the next level. [00:03:07] Speaker A: The different filters where now we can do, like, the cartoon effect. [00:03:10] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:03:11] Speaker A: Yes. [00:03:11] Speaker B: 5K. And subscribers hit the. Like, hit the. Subscribe. Appreciate you. [00:03:16] Speaker A: So rather talk about the sound bar? No, I'd rather talk about the new sound bar. [00:03:22] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no. All right, so I'm also gonna give producer Sean the video to show you what THC got. And I like it. It's dope. He got a boat, basically. Got a bonus from work. They had to do something with it physically. And this man went and got a boat. [00:03:40] Speaker A: Yes, boat. [00:03:43] Speaker B: Bimini top. [00:03:44] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Like I said, producer Sean's going to put it on the video. You'll see. It's a nice boat. It's also not £125. Amazon lied. Yeah, Amazon lied on that part. So I think it's like £200 at least. [00:03:57] Speaker A: At least. Two bills at least. [00:03:59] Speaker B: So needless to say, THC was supposed to get this before 4th of July. [00:04:04] Speaker A: This was ordered before Father's Day. [00:04:07] Speaker B: Yes. [00:04:08] Speaker A: It was ordered before Father's Day. Yes. [00:04:10] Speaker B: So ordered Father's Day was supposed to arrive, like, the week before 4th of July. [00:04:15] Speaker A: Yep. [00:04:15] Speaker B: Then had the typical delay of, like, it'll be here, like, July 1st. Typical Amazon. Yep. Then. Then THC, I'll let you cut in. You come to me and you show me a screenshot of what Amazon said. [00:04:29] Speaker A: At first it was the first, and then they said the seventh. [00:04:32] Speaker B: Okay. [00:04:32] Speaker A: So they gave me two dates. [00:04:33] Speaker B: Gotcha. [00:04:34] Speaker A: So I'm sitting there waiting, waiting. And then. And Then I get the announcement of we have lost your package. And I'm thinking to myself, keeping in. [00:04:44] Speaker B: Mind, this is a, this is a 12 foot, 12 foot, 12 foot boat. [00:04:47] Speaker A: 12 foot boat. You just lost it. How can you have a boat at 9 o' clock and then at 9:30 it. [00:04:54] Speaker B: Bro, that's because somebody got jealous. They got jealous and they said, I'm not delivering that. [00:05:02] Speaker A: Okay. [00:05:02] Speaker B: I'm putting that in the back of my truck. [00:05:04] Speaker A: So because this is through my company, we brought it back in and I had to go in there and they had to say, hey, they lost it. [00:05:10] Speaker B: But they, which is what Amazon said they did. [00:05:13] Speaker A: They lost it. [00:05:13] Speaker B: Still don't know how you lose a boat. But they lost it. [00:05:15] Speaker A: They lost it. So then my company was like, hey look, we can reorder it and still keep it at the same price and it'll just be a different date. [00:05:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:23] Speaker A: So I'm like, you know what, let's do that. Let's do it. Let's do it. So they reorder it and I get a new date. So when I get the new date, I'm like, cool. And it was, you know, it's a couple weeks out, you know, and I'm like, okay, yeah man, this is cool. I'll just wait. I'll just wait. Everything comes a good thing. Every good things come to those that wait. [00:05:41] Speaker B: You accept, you accept the fate. So didn't get to do nothing over fourth of July. That was okay. That that's why you really wanted to take it out on 4th of July. Didn't get to do that, but that was okay. [00:05:51] Speaker A: Then I get the, then I get. It was like maybe what, four or five days after they reordered it. It was like four or five days after they reordered. [00:05:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:59] Speaker A: I'm sitting at work and I'm talking to Todd and we're just sitting there just chit chatting and he's like, hey dog, what happened? [00:06:06] Speaker B: What's up with the boat? [00:06:07] Speaker A: And I'm like, man, they lost it. And he's like, what? How do they lose a boat? I'm like, dude, I, I, that was everybody's question was how you do, how do you lose a boat? But they lost it. So he goes, he goes, man, so now when I said, I said I gotta wait, they had to reorder it. It's gonna come on a different day. It's gonna be a couple weeks. And he's like, all right. He goes, as soon as he, we get done talking, like the second my phone rings. [00:06:31] Speaker B: Oh, okay. That's when I came outside. Yep. [00:06:34] Speaker A: And it was right before you came out. [00:06:35] Speaker B: Yep. I came outside. [00:06:36] Speaker A: I was. I'm on the phone and it's my daughter and she's like, dad, your boat's here. And I'm like, what? And she goes, yeah, this guy just showed up on a truck with a trailer. Should have asked him to leave the trailer, but. [00:06:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Because that boat ain't 125. [00:06:50] Speaker A: No, it's not happening. No. And they had it on there and. And he dropped it off and she brought it in and he signed it. Boom. And then I'm like, you know what? But I did go in and I did tell my bosses and everybody that I did get a boat that arrived. I was talking to. To. I was talking to. Oh, yeah. Yep. I was talking to her this morning and showed her the video that you have. [00:07:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:12] Speaker A: So I showed her the video and all that. So you're telling me now though? [00:07:16] Speaker B: Because that Amazon, so everybody knows this Amazon is also known. Even though you rebuy something, I know that first. [00:07:25] Speaker A: I know what you're going to say. What you gonna say? [00:07:27] Speaker B: You pose this question. Technically it was lost. It's got. It's going to get found. You don't lose a 12 foot boat. They're going to find that and they're probably going to bring it to your house. Even though you reordered. They're going to. [00:07:42] Speaker A: So what about the reorder? [00:07:44] Speaker B: You got to return it, bro. You can't, you can't keep both. [00:07:48] Speaker A: How you know I ain't got it now? [00:07:51] Speaker B: I'll find out when we have our one on one meeting. Cause I know you ain't got no shed. I know damn well you're not putting that in the house. Too heavy. [00:08:00] Speaker A: Yeah, not no 12 foot. [00:08:01] Speaker B: If it was, if it was 6 foot 125, you could put it in the house. I'm gonna find out. If not, I'll walk to every neighbor. Cause I know you know your neighbors. You'll be like, look, dog, I'll split the cost with you. You can. I'll share this one with you. We just got to hide. [00:08:14] Speaker A: I had a neighbor all mad, mad at me this weekend because I'm out there working on the. On the boat. Yeah, I'm out there doing it. [00:08:19] Speaker B: They just saw. It's a good looking boat. It's clean. [00:08:22] Speaker A: They're sitting there in their yard and they shoveling all this dirt that they just had dropped off on their driveway and they got to take it all the way to the Back. So, like they sat there all day shoveling this dirt while I was just. [00:08:30] Speaker B: Building, working on your boat. But yeah, Emma, it's going to happen. [00:08:34] Speaker A: Okay. [00:08:34] Speaker B: Don't know when. [00:08:35] Speaker A: If it does, man, I will do the honest thing. I will do the right thing and be like, no, listen, man, we only ordered one. This needs to go back. Yes. And, and then I'll get a receipt from them in case somebody thinks I'm being dishonest. No. And I record it. [00:08:49] Speaker B: I don't know. Comment below. Should THC return something that was supposed to have been here in the first place and got lost or from the. [00:09:00] Speaker A: Folks that we got that commented on the harbor freight ones, like all that whole lineup, that whole episode, man, I don't know what's going on. But them comments, I want them folks to jump on this one. [00:09:08] Speaker B: They'll probably jump on this. [00:09:09] Speaker A: I want to see some of this. I want to see some of this on here. [00:09:11] Speaker B: And I know some of you got what he asked for. Yes. Just had to order it twice. So if he gets it again and it is a 12 foot boat, the one you just saw, that's the one he could be getting again. Does he keep it and just have two boats and just be hard flexing on everybody or does he do the right thing? You know what? [00:09:32] Speaker A: I think that's what it is. I think that's what it is. I think. I think that's what it is. What was that last part right there? Is you more worried about me having two boats and hard flexing on everybody is what you said. [00:09:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:43] Speaker A: You want me to be humble? Don't need two boats. [00:09:45] Speaker B: What you. [00:09:46] Speaker A: You see now? Now I know why. You know what I hope? I hope the second boat come. [00:09:50] Speaker B: Please tell. [00:09:51] Speaker A: Please tell the second boat come. [00:09:52] Speaker B: Now. Please tell me on camera. What would you need the exact same boat for? [00:09:59] Speaker A: I'mma tell you why. I don't know if you ever. [00:10:01] Speaker B: No, no, no. [00:10:02] Speaker A: What bigger boat. Make a catamaran. [00:10:05] Speaker B: You going to attach the two? [00:10:06] Speaker A: I make a catamaran. Man, there are so many different. Yeah, I'm going to be that dude. I'm going to be that dude that's just sitting out there trying to DIY his own catamaran. Yep. I watched it. I watched people put two boats in there. One boat had all the gear. The other boat had the motor and stuff like that in there. And he was like, whoa. And it was connected like sideways with a little walking plank in between both of them. [00:10:27] Speaker B: You don't. You ain't even. This first boat ain't even touched water yet. This boat is still a virgin. I don't even think it's left your garage yet. And you already talking about extending it. [00:10:36] Speaker A: Yeah, it hasn't left yet either. [00:10:37] Speaker B: It'd been different if this boat at least has been out. And you. This boat is as dry as a baby's bottom. [00:10:45] Speaker A: I'm about to put a steering wheel on it, too. Yep, it's gonna be clean, man. It's just. It's gonna be like a little Fiat. You know what I mean? Like a little car. Just a little. Yep. It's nice, man. [00:10:55] Speaker B: See, this is why I don't think you need it. Cause it's just gonna. It's just gonna make all right. You ain't gonna have no garage, bro. [00:11:01] Speaker A: Let the second one show up. See what happens. [00:11:02] Speaker B: You ain't gonna have a garage. [00:11:04] Speaker A: Let the second one show up. Yeah, folks out there, what you do? The second boat gonna show up. What are you doing? And I'm talking about. I'm talking about a dedicated fisherman. I'm talking about people that, like. I mean, even if there might be something. [00:11:15] Speaker B: Yes. [00:11:16] Speaker A: I wouldn't even have to. I wouldn't even have to flex as much as saying that I got two boats in the water. I could be like, oh, one boat is broke. That's okay. There's another one in the backup. I just ain't had it out. It's just been back here like a spare tire. Spare tire. [00:11:31] Speaker B: You. [00:11:31] Speaker A: Why you can't have a spare boat. [00:11:34] Speaker B: I'm done with you. [00:11:35] Speaker A: I mean, every other boat. There's so many books, man. You know, I'm gonna do the. [00:11:39] Speaker B: This is the flexing part I'm talking. No, you go. You going to do it. But you going to think long and hard, though. This. This is probably up there with the fact of if, man, I have to. [00:11:49] Speaker A: Get a. I'd have to get a whole nother motor and everything else, man. [00:11:52] Speaker B: That ain't. That ain't going to stop you. I know you. That's why you. If you don't return that boat within a week of you having getting the okay. [00:12:01] Speaker A: So if you come get it. If you come to my house and you don't see. You just see my boat, you don't see another boat there. [00:12:08] Speaker B: I'm just assuming it never came. [00:12:10] Speaker A: Okay. [00:12:10] Speaker B: Because I also know you. You going to call or you going to send me a video cheesing. You gonna have. You go. You're going. [00:12:18] Speaker A: You know what? [00:12:18] Speaker B: If it is going to. [00:12:20] Speaker A: If it is, that means. That means, like, if you don't. [00:12:23] Speaker B: Because you tried. [00:12:24] Speaker A: You know what's funny? What's funny is if you see me on mine and I'm just sitting there chilling, I'm like, what's cracking? And then you see my kid go behind me in another one and I'll be like, what's up, man? I didn't. I didn't. [00:12:33] Speaker B: Look at you. Look at you. [00:12:34] Speaker A: That's my kids, though. [00:12:35] Speaker B: Yeah, but I see what doing, though. [00:12:39] Speaker A: I'm gonna be 100 before all y' all start calling the moral police on me. Because I know that's how some of these comments like to come off, bro. [00:12:46] Speaker B: I'm just. [00:12:47] Speaker A: I'm just. [00:12:47] Speaker B: If. [00:12:47] Speaker A: If it comes to my house, Amazon, if you watching right now, I will send it back. [00:12:52] Speaker B: They probably are. They probably. [00:12:54] Speaker A: I don't need to. I don't. You know what I'm saying? I don't need two. You right, I don't actually. This one boat is pretty tough, man. I was. [00:13:00] Speaker B: I was saying, like, it looks. [00:13:02] Speaker A: Oh, man. [00:13:02] Speaker B: I think if you start doing more. [00:13:04] Speaker A: Perfect. [00:13:05] Speaker B: If you start doing more and adding a second one to it, then, I mean, it's a. [00:13:08] Speaker A: And it's a. It's a john boat. It's a 12 foot john boat. So it's. It's a. It's made. They make them specifically for fishing. These are fishing boats. [00:13:15] Speaker B: Not to put you on blast either. You don't need a second one yet. You ain't even got a trailer yet for the first. [00:13:20] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you right. You 100 right on that one? Don't say you 100 right on that one. And what's crazy is I was down at Harbor Freight looking at all they different trailers down there. That's all I need is a flatbed, though. All I need is a small little flatbed. But it's got to be at least six feet. It's got to be at least six. [00:13:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Because you got 12 foot. Can't be dragging on the backside. [00:13:37] Speaker A: I can't be out there with like a car dolly and it's just hanging on there like, hey, you know what? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. No, no, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. [00:13:46] Speaker B: Just be patient. [00:13:47] Speaker A: Right. [00:13:48] Speaker B: Just go get flatbed, dog. [00:13:49] Speaker A: I am, I am. I'm gonna be fine. [00:13:51] Speaker B: You already talking about thinking about a second boat. You ain't even got a trailer to hold the first one. [00:13:57] Speaker A: I know this one was supposed to go on the roof of my truck. [00:13:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Until I. Yeah, not 125 pounds at. [00:14:03] Speaker A: 129 pounds is what that thing read. [00:14:05] Speaker B: That thing. Crap. It was in. I don't know what metric it was in. That equates to. It's at least 220. [00:14:11] Speaker A: It was at least. At least two. At least. [00:14:13] Speaker B: Because I picked the backup. And it was almost like shoulder shrugging. [00:14:17] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. No. [00:14:18] Speaker B: Okay. Please comment. I. I know you're going to do the right thing, but I'm also nervous. [00:14:23] Speaker A: I am. I'm going to do the right thing. [00:14:25] Speaker B: I don't know, dog. I know you. I know you especially. You just said it on camera that you want to do a catamaran. You gonna. [00:14:33] Speaker A: You asked. I said on camera because you asked me what would I do with two boats. That was your question. Your question was what I would do with two boats. What I would do with two boats is I would put them together and build a platform in between. That's what I was just answering your question. [00:14:48] Speaker B: No, you wasn't answering my question. [00:14:50] Speaker A: I wasn't telling you. I just told you what I was gonna do. If it show up to the house, I'm gonna send it back. That's what I'm gonna do. [00:14:55] Speaker B: You gonna do that? But this is the man that without hesitation knew what he would be doing with a second boat, who has had weeks to figure out if. [00:15:03] Speaker A: Man, first of all, I've been. I've been locked in this garage for like a week with this thing in there with me. So, like, that's what I'm saying. There are so many ideas that just jump to my head. So when you ask me a direct question like that, it's easy for me to answer that real fast. Cause that's all I've been thinking about since I've been in this garage, making that awning that I made out of pvc, that framework. [00:15:21] Speaker B: That's very cre. That's what I'm saying, that the boat's clean. [00:15:25] Speaker A: That took me long to put. To make sure that all my degrees and everything was going at the same. And everything was measured. Right. It was like a whole. It was a puzzle that was messing with me the whole time. [00:15:35] Speaker B: But when I'm saying you don't. You don't need to do that twice, but you also would love to do that twice. Yeah, as much as. See, that's. That's what I'm scared of. [00:15:43] Speaker A: But that's just me. That's just my nature. That's just me. I just. You put something in front of me and I'll build it. [00:15:49] Speaker B: I just don't want to I don't want to show up to your house. And the Mallee and the Yukon permanently are outside because you decided to. Yes, that's. That's what I'm saying. I know you dog. You will turn your whole garage into a boat shed. [00:16:04] Speaker A: You know what's funny is the Yukon been outside this whole time. Ain't been in the garage the whole time. [00:16:09] Speaker B: And. And why is that? Thc? [00:16:10] Speaker A: It's cuz that boat's sitting in the spot where the Yukon supposed to go. [00:16:13] Speaker B: I don't. [00:16:13] Speaker A: Outside. I kind of. I don't know. Maybe I should know. I can't. [00:16:16] Speaker B: Nah. [00:16:17] Speaker A: I don't want to put it out back yet until I put the wheels on it. [00:16:19] Speaker B: Exact. It's too clean. It's like getting any new toy right now. You are. I was with you the other day before this thing got built. You was eyeing that thing like it was your mom's homemade rice. Yeah, like you. [00:16:36] Speaker A: Said, 100%. And I still, I do. I come home now and I'll sit in the garage and I'll just envision and just look and be like, you know what? I could do this. I could put this here. I could put this. [00:16:45] Speaker B: I'm honestly pretty damn proud you came and did this show. I'm not gonna lie. I was expecting a phone call like, can I do it? [00:16:52] Speaker A: Can I do it here? Can I. I zoom in? We just found out later. Later, huh, Sean? It's not good to zoom in though, huh? [00:17:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:01] Speaker A: You can't do that. I couldn't. [00:17:04] Speaker B: I. I was like, I might not have a part. [00:17:06] Speaker A: You know what though? I. I do. I do want to do that one time. See, I could be out at Lake Low and still have signal. Just be out there. I'm putting the steering wheel on it, bro. I. I already figured out. I already figured out how to do it. [00:17:19] Speaker B: How are you thinking about a steering wheel? You ain't even took this thing out yet. How do you know you need it? [00:17:24] Speaker A: What do you mean? Because it's the comfort. It's the comfortability of it. Instead of having to turn around and reach around and grab the outboard like that. [00:17:32] Speaker B: Wow. [00:17:33] Speaker A: Wow. But you have to stay that way the whole time you driving, bro. [00:17:37] Speaker B: Did you forget? I was just over there. [00:17:39] Speaker A: I understand that, but I would rather just be able to sit back and just turn like that. Man. I seen the kits that they sell. The steering wheel kit so easy. You are so simple. [00:17:48] Speaker B: You are selling the people so simple. When you turn like, bro, yo, that is right here. You. [00:17:57] Speaker A: I mean, yeah. But I mean. [00:17:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, don't. Once again, it's still. [00:18:03] Speaker A: You got to be like this the whole time. You still got to be like. Instead of just be like this instead of just put your hand on the steering wheel so you can drink your coffee as you sitting there and you driving out. Oh, yeah, I got, I got cup holders in this mug too. [00:18:16] Speaker B: You, you're trying to flex, but you're trying to flex on Maxim. You're maximizing minimal effort. And I can't be mad at you about that. You were taking a boat that was like a grand and you're trying to make it worth four grand. [00:18:30] Speaker A: Yes. [00:18:31] Speaker B: So that people that's got the same boat as you is going to feel. [00:18:34] Speaker A: What I mean, what I'm saying. No, what I'm thinking, this is what you are doing. No, no, no. [00:18:38] Speaker B: What I'm doing is the same boat. [00:18:41] Speaker A: This is what I'm doing it for. This is what was crazy is I started this. This first of all, this ain't even my first boat. Like, my first boat was a raft that I put together. I had a 10 foot raft that had a wood floor. It had everything on their fish finder. It had the trolling motor so I didn't have to paddle. It had all that said. And because I had a motor now I had to register. So I had a raft that I had to register. But when I was going around by the dam and I was cruising around, there was a guy out there who was sitting there in this boat with like four or five downriggers. He's got this nice little, I don't know, fishing river boat. It's got all these downriggers, all the poles are down there. We, me and my son, we come cruising right by him in the raft and he looks at us and he looks at his boy that's standing right next to him. He looks at his partner and he goes, hey. He goes, see, that's all we needed. And we cruised right by him. He was like, how many, how many fish you got on the stringer? And my son picked the stringer up out of the water and we had like four or five. We had four or five trout that were already on there. And we put the thing back down and we looked at him and he ain't had nothing. Nothing. There was nothing on his boat. He had no. He was like, man, he goes, he goes, how much did that cost you? And I told him, I said, this is like, this is just a raft and just material that I put together. So you're looking at 500 bucks total maybe. And most of that was in the trolling motor, you know what I mean? Like, and. And. And he looks at it and he goes. And he points to his boat and he goes, 75, 000 total for his whole boat. [00:20:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:04] Speaker A: But he goes. He goes in your boat. He goes, you got to put that on a trailer. And I said, nope, it goes in the trunk of my Malibu. The whole boat would fit. [00:20:12] Speaker B: Right. [00:20:12] Speaker A: I had made that boat so that it could fit perfectly in the trunk of my car. [00:20:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:16] Speaker A: And when I told him that it deconstructed, he was. He was more. He was more upset that I told him that. And that's what I do it for. I do it for. Because it's like, you know what? These dudes is out here flexing with all these downriggers and all these fish finders and all these beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep machines on they stuff. And it's like, you doing all this and you don't need to. You only needed to do this. I still got more fish on my stringer. [00:20:40] Speaker B: That is true. I applaud you for that. [00:20:42] Speaker A: I don't. I don't flex on the little guy. I'll flex on the big guy, though. [00:20:46] Speaker B: Can you at least. Can you at least just. Here's my. Here's my thing. We gonna scrape. I know you're gonna do the right thing. Still get in the comments on if he should return or not. Before you keep advancing her, can you at least just put her out and see what she can do as is. Yeah, that's. That's. I feel like I'm more defenseful for the damn boat. Like, just. Just let her do her first. You might. She like, you just. You already treating her like, girl, you need this. She could be like, I'm fine as is. [00:21:15] Speaker A: Nah, it's not. It's not for her. It's how comfortable I am. And I'm going to tell you why. Because when you. When you sitting in these, you are pretty. [00:21:25] Speaker B: Telling you, bro, you sitting pretty. Damn. [00:21:26] Speaker A: When you sitting. You. When you. [00:21:28] Speaker B: You got carpet in there. [00:21:29] Speaker A: But you talking about. But you talking about being on the water for hours in one position. One position is just sitting down. You can't just get up and walk around because you want a boat. Like, you ain't just. [00:21:40] Speaker B: Yeah, you can't. [00:21:41] Speaker A: Actually, I can walk around back and forth on this one. [00:21:44] Speaker B: Yes. [00:21:45] Speaker A: This one. I can't. [00:21:45] Speaker B: That's what I'm pro. [00:21:47] Speaker A: You're going from. [00:21:47] Speaker B: You're going from 500. You have. You are making a big upgrade. That's what I'm saying. I. I think you're. You're so fixated on the. [00:21:58] Speaker A: I just want to match, man. Go right on the lake. [00:22:01] Speaker B: What did you. What was the boat you had before this? The frickin. You just said it. The story. [00:22:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:05] Speaker B: I feel like you're so fixated on the raft space that you don't even realize how much more space you got though. [00:22:11] Speaker A: No, I do. When I took. Cuz see, I even had a. The set of wood that I was. That I was going to use for like a center console to go right there in the front. [00:22:17] Speaker B: That fits perfectly on the freaking ground. [00:22:19] Speaker A: Yeah, it'll. It'll. It'll fit real perfectly. [00:22:21] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. But I was destiny, bro. Just. Just get her out before, before you, before you buy the steering. You know, you. You a grown ass dude. [00:22:30] Speaker A: I know what you're saying. I know what you saying. But like, but like this is. What I'm saying is like the motor comes with. When I bought the motor, okay. It comes with the hookup like this. It also comes with the hookup. So that is the extended throttle cables just in case you put in this on something that has a steering wheel. [00:22:48] Speaker B: I get that. [00:22:50] Speaker A: So it's already made for it. And it even gives you the extra parts to attach to the motor in order to do that. So why not just do that so that I can just stay fixed on this way and just. And just, just one hand on the steering wheel, one hand on the coffee and I got my thing and we already. That you seen how the trolling motor was in the front, right? [00:23:11] Speaker B: Yes. [00:23:12] Speaker A: Okay, and you agree that it's gonna work with the chair there, right? So you can sit back and be like, yes, did that on purpose. [00:23:19] Speaker B: I know. [00:23:20] Speaker A: So why can't I do that for the main motor? [00:23:23] Speaker B: Do what you want, dog. You're a grown ass man. I don't even care. [00:23:26] Speaker A: I'm gonna tell you this. When you see it and you go out on a boat with me when it's. When the steering wheel and everything, you're gonna look at me and be like, can I drive it? Yes, you can. [00:23:35] Speaker B: I want to drive it without the steering wheel. [00:23:37] Speaker A: That's fine. You can drive any. See, that's what I'm saying is I don't flex on, on, on our folks. I flex on the folks that come. [00:23:44] Speaker B: Out with all this. [00:23:45] Speaker A: Oh, look at all my. And then I pull up right next to them, they go, look. That's all we had to do. [00:23:48] Speaker B: I get it. [00:23:49] Speaker A: That's who I flex on. I pull up next to you and show you my stringer like I. I would. That's how we used to say it, to show me your stringer. [00:23:57] Speaker B: I just. I just want her to just get out in the water as you guys. That's. I'm just. [00:24:02] Speaker A: Well, Lake Lowell is the closest lake to the house. [00:24:04] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [00:24:05] Speaker A: And that's the one I'm about. [00:24:06] Speaker B: How about this? How about. [00:24:08] Speaker A: Well, I just got the registration and everything for it, so you got to get the invasive species stickers and all that. [00:24:13] Speaker B: And how about this? I'll. I'll bring it more. More home. Let's just. Let's just try to find or. Let's just make a trailer so that you can take her somewhere. [00:24:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:25] Speaker B: Because that's the biggest hiccup right now. [00:24:27] Speaker A: Well, that's what I'm gonna put. [00:24:27] Speaker B: The steering wheel. You can get the extender. [00:24:30] Speaker A: I'm gonna stop at Kevin's on the. [00:24:32] Speaker B: Way back and check it out. [00:24:34] Speaker A: And check out that one that he had been sitting out there. Because, I mean, even if it's got a V hole frame thing in it. [00:24:39] Speaker B: I can change that. [00:24:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I can. I can make that flat. That's. [00:24:42] Speaker B: That's my goal for you. But before you put the steering wheel on, at least just. Just get a trailer so that she can go somewhere. [00:24:47] Speaker A: Well, I'm. And I already got the trailer in. [00:24:50] Speaker B: The garage for so long. [00:24:51] Speaker A: Oh, no. She has to get out. My truck needs to go back in. My truck needs to go back in. [00:24:56] Speaker B: So you still do have a favorite number one. I thought that boat. I thought that boat took every piece of toy and just. I thought she was at the top. [00:25:04] Speaker A: Nothing's at the top of my Yukon. My uconn been good to me. [00:25:07] Speaker B: I know. [00:25:07] Speaker A: I love my baby. [00:25:08] Speaker B: That's why I was bro. I was scared to pull up and not if you. If the boat would have been where the mallee was, I would have understood. But the fact that the boat was where the Yukon is, I said, oh, my God, he's gotta have it. Okay, thank you. I threw that on you. You handled it well. [00:25:27] Speaker A: I swear. I knew you was gonna do that, too. The way you just said it and started, I'm like, this is where we going with it. [00:25:33] Speaker B: All right, I'm done throwing surprises again. Get in the comments. Should thc. If he gets the second vote from Amazon, I will. Should he keep it? [00:25:42] Speaker A: Yes. [00:25:43] Speaker B: Or should he return it? [00:25:44] Speaker A: I'll return it. [00:25:45] Speaker B: Okay. I'm twitty. That's THC. Hit the like. Hit the subscribe. We going for 5K. And also, congratulations on a thousand subscribers, sir. [00:25:53] Speaker A: Boom, boom, boom.

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