Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Would you rather have your search history live streamed once a month on YouTube or be forced to respond to every text with what that mouth do?
[00:00:10] Speaker B: Wow.
Wow.
[00:00:17] Speaker C: 20 in the city.
[00:00:18] Speaker B: Aloha.
[00:00:19] Speaker C: Producer Sean's got a new game. He wants to travel.
[00:00:23] Speaker B: I'm excited. That last question got us.
[00:00:26] Speaker C: I'm Twitty. That's thc.
As the Hawaiian comedian. Keep hitting the like. Keep hitting the subscribe button.
[00:00:32] Speaker B: Also comment if you notice that, like, the further episodes we get, it seems like Twitty is wearing less and less clothes.
[00:00:38] Speaker C: I gotta. It's.
[00:00:39] Speaker B: No, no, I'm just saying, like, I'm over here looking like old man from Farmer Ted trying to get a job at some place, and you looking like Blade.
[00:00:49] Speaker C: Okay. Ready to go kill vampires?
I was waiting for producer Shawn to put the camera on because I feel like I need to specify to the people, this studio gets hot when you in here for 20. No, that's minutes.
[00:01:01] Speaker B: That's true.
[00:01:02] Speaker C: So I'm sorry. I want to be comfortable and not just be over here. People thinking that I'm nervous or I got a greasy forehead.
[00:01:07] Speaker B: No, I'm not thinking like that. I'm just saying it's like they look at you, then they look at me, and they're like, damn, Sean, you need to work out.
[00:01:13] Speaker C: At least you don't look like a mechanic this week.
If you saw the episode before this one, then you know. And if you don't, you should go back and check that one out.
[00:01:21] Speaker B: So what's our producer. What's our producer got in store for us today?
[00:01:24] Speaker C: So producer Sean butt in whenever you want, but he's given us a this or that scenario. And if, like I said earlier, you were in the middle of the tease one that he gave that we weren't gonna do, but THC was pissed about.
[00:01:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:38] Speaker C: Cause he said that was so good. I mean, well, I'll put it out there and then producer Shine, you let.
[00:01:44] Speaker A: We can do it at the end. If we do that one at the end.
[00:01:47] Speaker C: Do that one at the end.
[00:01:48] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:49] Speaker C: All right, so producer Sean's got a this or that for us and therefore a bonus. We'll do the one that teased.
[00:01:56] Speaker B: That was so good.
[00:01:57] Speaker C: Because I got a question for you that I think you. I think you misheard what he said.
[00:02:01] Speaker B: Nope, I didn't.
[00:02:02] Speaker C: And I was. Okay.
[00:02:03] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:02:03] Speaker C: All right, you guys ready? Hit us.
[00:02:06] Speaker B: Yes, sir.
[00:02:06] Speaker A: All right, so would you rather.
First one. Would you rather fight a gorilla once a year with a sword or always have a mosquito follow you forever that can never kill you?
[00:02:18] Speaker B: No, you go first. You go first. Oh, you go first.
[00:02:21] Speaker C: I.
[00:02:22] Speaker B: Come on.
[00:02:22] Speaker C: I gotta go. Grilla. Once a year I live with mosquitoes and I can't. So if this mosquito is following me, that means it's probably annoying, which means it's buzzing by my ear.
[00:02:32] Speaker B: Hold on. We talking a full size gorilla.
[00:02:34] Speaker C: I got a sword.
[00:02:36] Speaker B: Full size gorilla. You only got one. Time to swing that sword and miss.
[00:02:40] Speaker C: I hate mosquitoes.
[00:02:43] Speaker B: Enough to go fight a gorilla with a sword?
[00:02:45] Speaker C: I do. You know producer Sean, repeat the question just to make sure I understood, but.
[00:02:51] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure following you around. Yeah, I think that that mosquito.
[00:02:55] Speaker C: 365.
[00:02:56] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:02:56] Speaker A: Would you rather fight a gorilla once a year with a sword or always have a mosquito follow you forever? That can never kill always. Or that you can never kill someone always.
[00:03:07] Speaker C: So while I'm sleeping, you just gotta hear this.
You showering.
And even if you swatted to make contact, Zing. I know. Cause you know that mosquito is following you, but it's in range of your ear.
[00:03:23] Speaker B: You talking about that one day with a gorilla. Okay, how long we fighting?
[00:03:27] Speaker C: I got.
[00:03:28] Speaker B: Sean, how long do we have to fight the gorilla?
[00:03:30] Speaker A: Oh, is there like a for, let's say a minute.
[00:03:34] Speaker B: Oh, a minute. Okay. Okay. Now we get in there.
[00:03:36] Speaker C: I thought maybe now you want to.
[00:03:38] Speaker B: Be on the gorilla. I Only gotta last 60 seconds with the gorilla.
[00:03:42] Speaker C: Yeah. Change your mind.
[00:03:43] Speaker B: Now if I can land the sword.
[00:03:46] Speaker C: I'm telling you, dog, you.
[00:03:47] Speaker B: You.
[00:03:50] Speaker C: You want. You won the fight. You are not gonna want that mosquito, dog. You don't.
You don't.
[00:03:57] Speaker B: You don't want that fight with a sword.
[00:03:59] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:04:00] Speaker B: I'm taking the mosquito. Wow. I'm taking the mosquito. Yep.
[00:04:03] Speaker C: You're going to be two days.
[00:04:05] Speaker B: I'm going to find a way to put on some type of netting so that it can't get in. Yes. Going to bug me, but it ain't going to get in.
[00:04:10] Speaker C: You're going to be two days in and asking to switch me. And I'm a say no. I'm taking my.
[00:04:16] Speaker B: You know what? Me and my mosquito is going to come down that one day a year that you got to face Mr. Gorilla man with your sword, you ain't going to have front row sick. Me and my mosquito will have front row seat. You watching you take on a gorilla.
[00:04:29] Speaker C: With a sword, you ain't going to be friends. Mosquito.
[00:04:31] Speaker B: We're gonna be like Twitter. You got 60 seconds on the clock.
That day, me and the mosquito gonna be best friends.
[00:04:39] Speaker C: That's gonna be in the rest.
[00:04:41] Speaker B: That's the day I'm gonna look at the mosquito and be like you know what? I chose right.
I'm gonna look the mosquito dead in his back. I picked the right one. You know how I know watch twitty the next 60 seconds. I. I picked the right one. And you know what the mosquito might be like for 365 days a year. I. I think by day 210 going to be used to.
I'm going to be used to it.
[00:05:04] Speaker C: 24.
[00:05:05] Speaker B: I don't. I don't dog you talking to gorilla. They gave you a sword. He didn't say a sharp sword. He just said a sword. See why just cuz, just cuz you hit him with the sword don't mean it went in.
[00:05:15] Speaker C: Why you got to. Why he got.
[00:05:17] Speaker B: I'm just saying this is a gorilla. This is a fool. I'm telling you. You telling me that I'm not thinking about this mosquito being with me. I don't think you actually looking at. When you step in the ring and you look over the other side and and you got this 600 pound animal staring at you all muscle, all muscle ready. And he's looking at you like you remember how do you remember how Macho man looked at Spider man and he was like bone saws ready. And he was like that's right. I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of playtime like you you letting a gorilla. I don't care what sword you got. You could have a sword. You had two swords. I don't care.
That's gonna be a shoulder. 60 seconds this gorilla gonna crack his knuckles and look you dead in the face. 60 seconds baby.
[00:06:04] Speaker C: I can't do a bug. I can't do a bug.
[00:06:06] Speaker B: I'm doing it. Me and the mosquito will be front row after your at your fight with the girl.
[00:06:10] Speaker C: 365.
[00:06:11] Speaker B: 247 dog telling you by day 210 me and him then got along already.
[00:06:15] Speaker C: And you can't kill it.
[00:06:17] Speaker B: It's all right.
It's all right. I can't kill it. You're right. It's gonna have to die someday just because of natural. Natural causes. That's what. If it stay alive it don't matter 200 days I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be cool. I'm gonna be. Especially when we come to your fight day because you gotta fight this gorilla once a year. Like even if you make it. Even if you make it year one.
[00:06:37] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:06:38] Speaker B: You gotta fight them year two and, and if you make it that means you had to kill Him. So they got to bring a new one to you on. On year two, and they gonna get.
[00:06:45] Speaker C: I'm telling you, I'm taking it.
[00:06:48] Speaker B: Every single year, you got to fight. And even when you turn 65.
Yeah, if I'm sticking with this dude, the rest you said forever. I'm sticking with this mosquito. You fighting this gorilla every year for the rest of your life?
[00:07:00] Speaker C: Yeah, one time.
[00:07:02] Speaker B: By the time. By the time I'm 60, I'm not annoyed by this little bug by my ear. By the time you 60, you still gotta get in a ring with this gorilla.
[00:07:10] Speaker C: If you made it that far, I still want it. I can't. I cannot. I'm telling you, I can't have nothing buzzing around my ear, dog.
[00:07:18] Speaker B: No, I don't like. Think about this, man.
[00:07:20] Speaker C: I don't like having these headphones on when it's quiet for five seconds. Seconds between you being quiet. Producer Sean getting to the studio. I don't like that annoyance of silence.
[00:07:31] Speaker B: I can't.
[00:07:32] Speaker C: That mosquito.
[00:07:33] Speaker B: But if I put that.
If I put that as. As a.
An annoyance of silence, and I was to put that over a 600 pound gorilla waiting to whoop your ass for 60 seconds, you telling me that that's still going to outweigh this? I don't think so, man. I'm. Yep. I'm getting front row seats, I'm getting popcorn, I'm getting a soda. Me and the mosquito gonna sit right there. Gonna be Number Seat number 22, cuz it's gonna be in the second row. Seat number 22. I'm gonna be right there looking at the. At the ring like, let's go, let's get ready to rumble. Let's do it.
[00:08:04] Speaker C: It's only one time. And then 364 other days, I'll ask you how you and your mosquito buddy.
[00:08:09] Speaker B: Doing if you make it. Cuz I'mma tell you. You got 364 days till you got to do it again.
[00:08:16] Speaker C: I like. I still. I can't.
[00:08:17] Speaker B: I don't know, Sean. That's the answer. I'm taking the mosquito, he's taking the gorilla.
[00:08:21] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:08:21] Speaker C: I can't.
[00:08:22] Speaker A: Another one too.
[00:08:23] Speaker C: I can't do it.
[00:08:24] Speaker B: Go ahead, Sean, throw us another one. All right.
[00:08:26] Speaker A: Would you rather have your search history live streamed once a month on YouTube or be forced to respond to every text with what that mouth do?
[00:08:37] Speaker B: Wow.
Wow.
[00:08:43] Speaker C: I got to go my search.
[00:08:44] Speaker B: My search. Yeah, I'd go my search.
[00:08:46] Speaker C: I can't be talking. I can't talk to my grandma and say what that mouth Do I know one of my homies? And saying that.
[00:08:53] Speaker B: Especially that how I check in with.
[00:08:54] Speaker C: My dad and I text my nephew right now for football. I can't.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:08:59] Speaker C: I'm sorry. That one was too.
[00:09:00] Speaker B: Do my search history.
If you put my search history up, you're gonna be bored, bro. I'm telling you. I'm old.
I Google. I Google like tires.
[00:09:09] Speaker C: You know what I. I Google just how to spell. You just go. You just go see a word like hippopotamus.
[00:09:14] Speaker B: You would probably see something more amazing from my Amazon list, do you know what I mean? Than you would from my regular search list. You will probably find more interesting stuff just from my search on Amazon.
[00:09:23] Speaker C: You go ask Sean. Can I just deviate to my Amazon?
[00:09:26] Speaker B: Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Like, my search could. I mean Amazon. If you went through my search in Amazon, you would find out. It'd be like, what? Why is he looking for underwater cameras that glow in the dark on fishing lines? Like, I'm just saying, like, I look for.
[00:09:37] Speaker C: Your Google search is just selling tires.
[00:09:40] Speaker B: Yeah, you know? Yeah, exactly. Like, just random question. How. Yeah. How cold is it going to be today? Like it's this. Yeah, it's just random.
How do you spell lieutenant? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, just.
Just stupid searches. Like you. You'd be bored looking at my search history. Like, what did he look up? What did he look up? He looked up how to spell lieutenant. This dude don't know how to spell lieutenant. Ain't nobody out there. You can't. If I ask somebody, if we just stop people on the street and be like, spell lieutenant. They would look at you.
[00:10:08] Speaker C: Like, I. I think it's L. Is it L, E or L I?
[00:10:13] Speaker B: I just told you, I don't know how to spell it.
[00:10:16] Speaker C: Google.
[00:10:16] Speaker B: You gotta Google it. See, that's what I'm saying. You. That's what my search history would look like.
[00:10:20] Speaker C: I gotta do it right now. Let's see. Yeah, I think it's le.
[00:10:24] Speaker B: I think it's. I don't.
[00:10:25] Speaker C: You know what's sad? I gotta do the voice.
Spell Lieutenant.
L, I, E, U, T E, N, A, N, T. You say L I. Yep.
[00:10:37] Speaker B: Lt. Starts Li.
[00:10:39] Speaker C: I'm Loot. Let's see. Lt. And then a definition.
[00:10:43] Speaker B: Is it a rank?
[00:10:44] Speaker C: Deputy or substitute? Action for a superior. He accepted his top lieutenant's resignation with deep regret.
[00:10:51] Speaker B: Got it. Yeah. No, that's lieutenant.
[00:10:53] Speaker C: I got it. I guess that.
[00:10:55] Speaker B: Yeah, I guess I didn't. You couldn't. Dude, if you would have asked me to spell lieutenant. There is no way I would have went li. That's what I'm saying. So you could look at my. You look at my search history. Then. Then for me to text.
What did he say?
Yeah, what that mouth do?
[00:11:09] Speaker C: I couldn't.
[00:11:10] Speaker B: Oh, my God. You mean.
[00:11:11] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:11:12] Speaker B: So my every text.
[00:11:13] Speaker C: So literally a month ago was my birthday. My grandma texted me, happy birthday, baby.
[00:11:18] Speaker B: And I got it. Yeah, you gotta say, grandma, what that mouth do? You say, thanks, grandma. You. All it says is what that mouth.
[00:11:25] Speaker C: No. Yeah.
[00:11:26] Speaker B: Who are you talking about? What that mouth do? Nah, it's not happening.
[00:11:29] Speaker C: I can't do that.
[00:11:31] Speaker B: My search history is on blast. Do it.
[00:11:33] Speaker C: All right, so we got one separate and then one that was just a no brainer.
[00:11:37] Speaker B: No brainer.
[00:11:38] Speaker A: All right, this is the big one. This is the one we teased everyone with.
[00:11:41] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Oh, here we go.
[00:11:45] Speaker A: Okay. Would you rather have to loudly moan every time you eat something good or scream, yes, chef. Anytime someone hands you food?
[00:11:52] Speaker B: Okay, every time I eat something good.
[00:11:55] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:11:55] Speaker B: Did I hear that right, Sean?
[00:11:57] Speaker A: Yeah, every time it's something good.
[00:11:58] Speaker C: So I thought he. He just said, anytime you eat something. I was like, that's going to be messed up.
[00:12:03] Speaker B: To your. Your. Your previous question. It was you that heard it wrong, not me.
[00:12:08] Speaker C: I did. I.
Anything.
[00:12:10] Speaker B: Anything that was good.
I would have to. I would have to. I would have to what you said. I would have to moan, Sean.
[00:12:16] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:12:17] Speaker B: Yep. And then the other one was.
[00:12:19] Speaker A: You have to answer, yes, chef. Anytime someone hands you food.
[00:12:22] Speaker B: Anytime, anytime. So you be in the middle of McDonald's and somebody hand you some French fries you like.
[00:12:26] Speaker C: Yes, chef.
[00:12:28] Speaker B: I'm moaning, I'm moaning. I'm moaning if it's something good.
[00:12:31] Speaker C: Oh, you got a nice. You got one of those nice, quiet restaurants allowed, too?
[00:12:35] Speaker B: One. You got to put a suit and tie on. You got to have your tie before you can even sit down.
[00:12:39] Speaker C: And see, this question ain't fair because. Because that just matches your personality.
[00:12:43] Speaker B: It does 100.
[00:12:44] Speaker C: That. That's a cheat code. That's a. That's a personality.
Yes, it is.
[00:12:48] Speaker B: No, it's not.
[00:12:49] Speaker C: Because it's something you want to freaking do. But you know that it's just not.
[00:12:53] Speaker B: Let me ask.
[00:12:53] Speaker C: Appropriate.
[00:12:54] Speaker B: Then let me ask you this. You know my personality. You know who I am. Would it matter if it's yes, chef or me moaning?
Would it matter? As far as my personality goes, no. If anybody handed me food, I would be like, yes, chef. Would it matter if. Whether I say, yes, chef or I moan to match my personality.
[00:13:12] Speaker C: No, but you. A hundred percent.
[00:13:14] Speaker B: I'm moaning.
[00:13:14] Speaker C: Yes. You're. You're grabbing. If there was. If it was a joke now, if it was a joystick, you are grabbing, moaning by but two freaking hands. Yes.
[00:13:23] Speaker B: I think that is the hugest compliment to somebody who cooks good food. And you eat their food and you look at them and you. Like, there are people out there that will actually keep cooking. Because people are making that noise.
They will keep cooking. That's. My mom used to tell me that the best compliment you can give to a chef is a quiet table.
[00:13:45] Speaker C: Yes. If everybody's talking or moaning, according.
[00:13:48] Speaker B: But the moaning is different. Moaning is different. You're not talking. You're not.
[00:13:51] Speaker C: You.
[00:13:52] Speaker B: You are not in anybody's zone right now. You are only in the zone of what you are eating. That's why you moan because you thought you was alone.
[00:13:59] Speaker C: I'm not going to disagree. I'm going to also go with them on. It's just. I'm just making sure.
That's gonna be so funny, though.
[00:14:08] Speaker B: I would love to hear you say, yes, Chef. I would love to hear you say, yes, chef. Every time you got some food from somebody, that would be the. I would love to. At work. Especially at work, when people bring in donuts, like, and you sit right there where all the food goes.
[00:14:20] Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
[00:14:20] Speaker B: So, like, if somebody just put it on a plate and hand it to you just every five minutes, all I would hear across. Across the way is, yes, chef. Yes, chef.
[00:14:27] Speaker C: You know what?
[00:14:28] Speaker B: Yes, chef.
[00:14:28] Speaker C: I feel like, yes, chef. Would match my personality more.
[00:14:30] Speaker B: Yes, chef.
[00:14:32] Speaker C: You moaning matches your personality the most.
[00:14:35] Speaker B: Could you hear these two cubicles?
Yes, chef. Yes, chef.
[00:14:41] Speaker C: Yes, chef.
You know what? For the sake of just comedy, I gotta go. Yes, Chef. Because if we had the same table.
[00:14:50] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. And it was the same donuts, like, it's the same.
[00:14:55] Speaker C: Yes, chef.
[00:14:55] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:14:57] Speaker C: That's a good. You know what?
That's the icing on the cake right there. That's okay. So we had one that we disagreed on. We had one that was a common denominator.
[00:15:06] Speaker B: I'm not fighting a gorilla.
[00:15:07] Speaker C: This one is a To more so also be for each other's personality.
[00:15:11] Speaker B: Correct?
[00:15:12] Speaker C: Because I would. I would be sitting there, just be like, oh, yeah.
[00:15:14] Speaker B: Yes, chef.
[00:15:14] Speaker C: Yes. Yes.
[00:15:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:16] Speaker C: And then you're just.
[00:15:17] Speaker B: I do that now. Like, people will give me stuff now, and you hear me moan first. That's the greatest compliment.
[00:15:23] Speaker C: That's why I said, that's, like, not fair to your personality.
[00:15:26] Speaker B: When I. But if But. But if, like, even as me as a chef, if I make some tri tip, if I make some ribs, if I make. If I make some mistake and somebody bites into my food that I just prepared and they go, that. I look at that like, thank you.
[00:15:40] Speaker C: Yeah, I just. Like you said, I'm thinking about the funniest thing, though, is to freaking go to, like, cut, bop, and you just get.
[00:15:47] Speaker B: You.
[00:15:49] Speaker C: This is your 15th time eating that same bowl, and you just.
[00:15:53] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:15:54] Speaker C: Y.
[00:15:55] Speaker B: Every spoonful, every pork, and they just.
[00:15:57] Speaker C: Going to be like, this guy got something wrong with him.
[00:15:59] Speaker B: That's when we have to explain it to him, too. Me like, n. See, he got. He got to make that sound every time. He got to see something good. So if he.
[00:16:06] Speaker C: That's what's funny to me.
[00:16:07] Speaker B: So if I eat something terrible, I don't make no noise.
[00:16:09] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:16:09] Speaker B: So that'll also tell somebody, too. Like, if somebody hand me food and I don't make a sound like, they.
[00:16:15] Speaker C: Just give it to me, I know that's disrespectful.
[00:16:17] Speaker B: They going to be like, oh, he don't like it. How you know? Because he would have moaned, and he didn't moan.
[00:16:22] Speaker C: So am I the one can't lie, so I'm the one that's in the wrong? So producer Sean was. I. I wasn't good. I just. Anytime somebody handed me food, I say, yes, chef.
[00:16:31] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:32] Speaker C: It didn't matter if it was good, if it's bad. So I can lie to somebody, right?
[00:16:36] Speaker B: You can be telling this to somebody at a fast food restaurant. Yes, Chef. And they're like, I ain't no chef. I just work here.
[00:16:40] Speaker C: Like, so I just need you to be after me because you the real one.
[00:16:45] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:16:47] Speaker C: Here's a baked potato. Yes, Chef. Okay. Okay. And then you get there, and you don't moan.
[00:16:51] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, then they know.
They know it's trash. It's garbage.
And it's funny because I had to look him in the face. Like, I'm trying to moan just so you don't catch me, but I. I can't do it.
[00:17:03] Speaker C: You just see your lip trembling, like, especially.
[00:17:06] Speaker B: Especially if it was made by somebody that's really close to me.
[00:17:09] Speaker C: Oh.
[00:17:10] Speaker B: It's always like, if my mom made a cake and I ate it and I didn't moan.
I just look like, mom, I love you to death. Why didn't you moan?
Didn't even moan. When you eat my food, you can't.
[00:17:21] Speaker C: Lie because your taste buds are gonna. If it's good.
[00:17:24] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:17:25] Speaker C: That might backfire. On it.
[00:17:26] Speaker B: It's gonna 100. Your mom, it's gonna 100. It's gonna 150.
[00:17:31] Speaker C: Backfire on me so I can get away with it.
[00:17:34] Speaker B: Do you know how many barbecues I went to where I just ate the food just because I was trying to be polite?
[00:17:38] Speaker C: Dog. That's messed up.
[00:17:39] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:40] Speaker A: What if people know this about you, that you moan really loud when you have really good food, so then when they hear you not moan, then they know that it was bad food.
[00:17:46] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:46] Speaker C: I think even if they didn't know that works, the fact that it is here you moan, they'd be like, why didn't he moan at that?
[00:17:52] Speaker B: Yep.
That would be a. That would be a sure tale.
[00:17:57] Speaker C: He moaning my potato salad. He don't like your baked beans.
[00:18:00] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you, there ain't a potato salad out there that can make me moan.
[00:18:03] Speaker C: That can't.
[00:18:04] Speaker B: That can't.
Potato salad, macaroni salad. I'm just kind of. Oh, I mean, except for the Hawaiian Mac salad. Like the Hawaiian Mac salad I can eat.
[00:18:13] Speaker C: Is that even called Mac salad?
[00:18:14] Speaker B: It's called Mac salad.
[00:18:15] Speaker C: I thought it was something.
[00:18:16] Speaker B: No, it's Mac salad.
[00:18:17] Speaker C: I got a. What do you call those? Plate lunch.
[00:18:21] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:18:21] Speaker C: When I was in Hawaii and I feel like he didn't say it was called Mac salad.
[00:18:24] Speaker B: Oh, it's Mac salad.
[00:18:25] Speaker C: Okay. Maybe he was just being fancy.
[00:18:27] Speaker B: Yeah, he's probably okay. He was a tourist.
[00:18:30] Speaker C: So you are a moaning buzz mosquito.
[00:18:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:18:35] Speaker C: Oh, what was the other one? Oh, Google searcher.
[00:18:38] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:18:38] Speaker C: And I'm a yes chef. Google searching.
[00:18:41] Speaker B: Silverback gorilla. And you even said silverback like we, we didn't even specify.
[00:18:46] Speaker C: He did.
[00:18:47] Speaker B: Which gorilla. You said silverback.
[00:18:50] Speaker A: Silverback.
[00:18:50] Speaker B: Yeah. See like now you went to silverback, so you going up, you're going up against big dog now. I'm telling you, it's not going to work for you.
[00:18:57] Speaker C: I can't.
[00:18:58] Speaker B: I don't. I don't care if you had two swords, three swords. I don't care if you had a crossbow. That gorilla is going to take your blow.
[00:19:04] Speaker C: I do not like anything. I am.
[00:19:07] Speaker B: Picture this, picture a 2 year old with a sword coming at you to come get you and really trying to come get you.
[00:19:18] Speaker C: Oh, I, I know the odds.
[00:19:20] Speaker B: That's. That's the odds. That's you full grown man fighting a little kid with a sword. That's what that gorilla. That gorilla is a full grown. No man. You know, I'm. Me and my mosquito will be there.
We're gonna be right there. Front row. Just we. And we're gonna be your number one fans, too.
[00:19:37] Speaker C: What's your MOS, Isaiah Tweety.
[00:19:39] Speaker B: Right here on the front of our stuff right there. It's gonna be like, tweety, I'm wearing Tweety in the City shirts during this fight. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna have a maid. I'm gonna be sitting there with Twitty in the city hats. I'm gonna be out there meeting them. I'm gonna even make one so small that my mosquito gonna have one.
[00:19:52] Speaker C: I like how you and your mosquito just gonna become friends.
[00:19:55] Speaker B: We stuck. You said forever. Yeah. I'm probably gonna get on his nerves more than he gonna get on my nerves, because he got to put up with me now. He's like, dude, I can't even lead this dude.
Like, I can't go nowhere after a certain minute. He gonna be like, all right. I'm just stuck with this dude.
If I don't just land on his shoulder and not buzz him today, then I probably. I probably go crazy. If he stopped buzzing me, because I'd be like, something wrong because I don't hear nothing.
[00:20:17] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't hear my mosquito, buddy.
[00:20:19] Speaker B: That's what happens to old people.
[00:20:20] Speaker C: Oh, okay. I like this. This was fun. We found out a lot about each other.
I'm take. I'm taking the gorilla, though.
[00:20:27] Speaker B: I just can't fight the gorilla. I'm taking that mosquito all day, and we becoming friends.
[00:20:30] Speaker C: Get in the comments to tell us what your this or that was for each one. Fight a gorilla with a sword once a year. Mosquito buzzes around you forever.
[00:20:42] Speaker B: Yeah. Don't. Don't forget, though, you fighting this gorilla every year.
[00:20:45] Speaker C: Every year. Once a year. Yes.
[00:20:47] Speaker B: So Even if you 85 years old, you getting in the ring with this gorilla, if you still alive right now.
[00:20:51] Speaker C: I feel like the second one was easy.
[00:20:53] Speaker B: You know? How many years we gonna be like, it's gonna.
[00:20:59] Speaker C: This is gonna be the year it's.
[00:21:00] Speaker B: Gonna be then you get it. We're like, damn. See you next year.
[00:21:03] Speaker C: Yep. I guess. Yeah. No, I still. I can't. I can't.
Because that means. That means sleeping dog. Like, while you sleeping, he gonna sleep too.
[00:21:12] Speaker B: He gotta sleep. No, he got us. He ain't up 24 hours a day.
This is why it's called this or that, man. He's got to stay with me. He's with me. He gonna fall asleep telling you, I have a way of putting people to sleep, dog.
[00:21:25] Speaker C: That buzzing is okay.
[00:21:27] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:21:28] Speaker C: That's why you're this or that.
[00:21:29] Speaker B: Buzzing. You got a big old 9,000pound gorilla waiting to whoop your ass.
[00:21:33] Speaker C: I'm Gorilla Twitty. That is buzzing. THC Twitty in the city. Till next time, get in the comments, tell us you're this or that, remember?
