Ordering a Burger at a Mexican Restaurant Is a Crime

[00:00:02] Speaker A: Twitty in the City. [00:00:03] Speaker B: Aloha. [00:00:05] Speaker A: I can't. I can't. [00:00:06] Speaker B: Yes, he can. Yes, you can, Adam. For those just tuning in, welcome. This is Twitty in the City. Usually Twitty would start this off, but I'm going to start this one off today because Twitty just on one right now, one little topic, and he said, birded it out. Next thing you know, THC is starting to show. [00:00:21] Speaker A: So. [00:00:22] Speaker B: Hey, how's it going? Welcome to Twitty in the city. I am THC, along with my headliner, Mr. Twitty. [00:00:28] Speaker A: For that much longer, this man hit the, like, hit the subscribe. There's just certain things you just shouldn't do. You shouldn't order certain things. [00:00:38] Speaker B: Why? [00:00:40] Speaker A: I'm at a Mexican restaurant. Okay, good. Mexican restaurant. Check all the boxes. Mexican food is locked good. I look across from Mexico. I got this lady about my. Maybe my age, mid-40s, right? A Mexican restaurant. She ordered a frickin cheeseburger with fries. [00:01:03] Speaker B: Was it on the menu? [00:01:05] Speaker A: I don't even know. I didn't. I don't even know that's the fry. I don't even know, bro. Even if it is what you. You don't know. Uh. Don't you dare. Don't. I don't know what is wrong. [00:01:17] Speaker B: What is. What is gonna. Why? Why? [00:01:19] Speaker A: That's a card to send. I don't care who. The cardinal sin. It's a cardinal sin. You don't go to no Mexican restaurant, order a burger. You don't go to no Chinese restaurant ordering a pizza. You don't go, no, no, no. [00:01:32] Speaker B: Will the restaurant offer it? [00:01:35] Speaker A: Because they got stupid folks that want to go somewhere like that and be [00:01:39] Speaker B: like, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. If Panda Express wanted to offer me an orange chicken pizza, I might want to try that. You can't lie. You almost. You had a little twinkle in your eye when I said orange chicken pizza. [00:01:52] Speaker A: So Panda, the Taco Bell's. The Pandas of the world, they're kind of. They're dipping their toe. I'm talking about a full on, like, Mexican restaurant. Like, like sit down their street, tacos slap, got you enchiladas hit the quesadilla hits. They got the bean dip and the cheap little thing with the chips and the red. Like they do Mexico. [00:02:15] Speaker B: When you walk in the restaurant, you should. What you're saying is you walking in the restaurant, your mindset should be, we eat in Mexico. [00:02:23] Speaker A: Yes. [00:02:23] Speaker B: You shouldn't be thinking, I want ribs. [00:02:26] Speaker A: No. And if you are we got. I got so. Oh, yes, that's the answer. But who has the mindset of out here? I'm gonna tell you, I love it. I'm gonna go to Fiesta Guadalajara and I want a cheeseburger. [00:02:43] Speaker B: So what you saying is it's my fault that Chinese buffets offer you pizza? Yes, that's my fault. [00:02:51] Speaker A: Yes. [00:02:52] Speaker B: Cause they offer. Because they offer. This Chinese buffet place offers chicken strips. [00:02:57] Speaker A: I always say it. It's on the menu because somebody asked for it. Some idiot went to a restaurant that does their job. [00:03:06] Speaker B: Nah, I get you. [00:03:08] Speaker A: And was like, you don't got pizza, you don't got. You don't got burgers. What? What? You almost said a bad word. [00:03:16] Speaker B: You know, but hold on now. Don't be, don't be so mad at us, okay? [00:03:20] Speaker A: Yes. [00:03:20] Speaker B: No, don't be so mad at us. All right? Most of the reason why, like I'm going to tell you right now, 60% of me agrees with you. [00:03:27] Speaker A: What? 40% don't. [00:03:29] Speaker B: The father side. Now the father's side of me don't agree with you because when I go to certain restaurants, my kids didn't eat in certain food that I could eat. [00:03:37] Speaker A: No, no, no. [00:03:38] Speaker B: I wanted to eat. That's the reason why I think those that I can walk it. [00:03:43] Speaker A: That's called a kids menu, bro. You ain't. Nope, nope, you ain't. [00:03:46] Speaker B: Kids menu is pretty much the only thing that serves like a pizza or a hamburger. [00:03:50] Speaker A: Why are you 40 fricking years old and you ain't no kid? [00:03:53] Speaker B: I'm not eating it. I didn't say for me. [00:03:55] Speaker A: No, I'm saying though, this was a 40 year old woman. [00:03:58] Speaker B: No, I'm just saying like the reason why they offering it is if it's there, that's fine. Okay, But I'm discarding it. But I'm not going to lie to you. [00:04:04] Speaker A: Like I'm talking adults. [00:04:06] Speaker B: Okay, but. Okay, that's fine. But I'm not going to lie to you. There has been times that I have been eating in a certain, let's say it was Japanese, I was eating sushi. My kids don't like sushi. They didn't like sushi as a yacht. I like sushi. So when they would, they would have to eat something that they had cooked on the side. And I'm going to tell you something. There was one place I went to where I knew it was strictly all one, that when my kids little burgers showed up, I was like, that looked pretty bomb. I ain't going to lie. I wanted to Order. I wanted to order another kid's meal just so I can have it. [00:04:35] Speaker A: I'm not going to discredit that. The place don't know how to. I just. I just don't get. As an adult. Yeah, they had. I'm gonna check all the boxes for you, bro. Like I said, she in her 40s, her husband. [00:04:46] Speaker B: I get it. [00:04:46] Speaker A: They got no kids. [00:04:47] Speaker B: I get it. [00:04:48] Speaker A: You purposefully went there to get a burger. [00:04:50] Speaker B: Yeah. No, that. That don't make no sense now. That don't make no sense. [00:04:53] Speaker A: I promise you, if you see it, if there was kids there and the kid. I don't. Kids do what you want, but I'm gonna tell you something. Eat them up. [00:05:01] Speaker B: But I'm gonna tell you something. I don't care what restaurant I'm in, if it's on your menu, I might just order it. [00:05:09] Speaker A: But it's on the menu because somebody. [00:05:12] Speaker B: But it's there. [00:05:13] Speaker A: I guarantee, if it's there with a [00:05:15] Speaker B: price, that means I can order it. [00:05:16] Speaker A: Any Mexican restaurant, when you first established yourself, did you tell yourself you was gonna put a burger on the thing? [00:05:22] Speaker B: You just gonna put spaghetti. No, you gonna put spaghetti and meatballs on the appetizer? [00:05:26] Speaker A: Put it on the app. Because some idiot went to a Mexican restaurant and came out and was like, oh, my gosh, they got all this. This is too much. No, you post to get that. Damn. I'm just saying. [00:05:35] Speaker B: Don't be so mad. [00:05:35] Speaker A: I got it. [00:05:36] Speaker B: Just don't be so mad. [00:05:38] Speaker A: You know what it is, too? This is the same type of person that is that one friend that always got to go somewhere and ask somebody the details of the damn menu. [00:05:46] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no. That's not what it is. [00:05:48] Speaker A: That's not what it is. It's that same friend. The same friend that's going to ask somebody what type of steak that they cow came from. It don't matter. It's a steak, bro. You had. You are in the homeland of steak. [00:06:00] Speaker B: It depends on where you got your cow, bro. [00:06:02] Speaker A: You at outback and you gonna ask them where they get a steak from? [00:06:05] Speaker B: I'm gonna ask them what kind of cut it is. [00:06:06] Speaker A: Yes, that's different. No, they asking like, how is it fed? Where is it? It's that same friend that does that. But I'm the same friend that's a burger. [00:06:14] Speaker B: While I'm eating my steak, though, and you telling me how it was raised and all that, I will pay attention. Yes, 100%. [00:06:21] Speaker A: I'll put it to you like this. If it's Me, you, and this same person. It's different to ask the cut. And then you probably would be like, okay, sounds good. But then the friend's gonna be like, well, that cut. Well, how old was that cow? Where did it. Where. Where was it imported from where I [00:06:36] Speaker B: see, I'm not that dude. [00:06:37] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying, though, that that's the same friend that's gonna order a burger at a Mexican restaurant. [00:06:42] Speaker B: So you're saying it's his friend. It's his fault, why that shit's on the menu to begin with? [00:06:45] Speaker A: Yes. [00:06:46] Speaker B: So it was that. There was that friend. That's that friend. Don't mess it up for everybody. [00:06:50] Speaker A: And we all, you know, you got them too. Get in the comments. We got it. We got that one friend. You can't take them nowhere because they got to ask 40,000 questions. [00:06:57] Speaker B: How would you. [00:06:58] Speaker A: Restaurant, bro. It's an enchilada al pastor chicken. [00:07:02] Speaker B: Well, does that sauce come out of a can or is it made fresh sauce? [00:07:06] Speaker A: Do you really know how they make sauce? Come on, dog. [00:07:09] Speaker B: And all he's really doing is just going to put it on a Yelp review. [00:07:12] Speaker A: Yes. Or they ask all them questions and then don't order night. [00:07:16] Speaker B: How many? How many? [00:07:18] Speaker A: That, bro, when you ask me 14 questions and then you don't yet from that one. [00:07:24] Speaker B: It's that one food reserve. That food critic goes into that Mexican restaurant and complains that they ain't got burgers. [00:07:30] Speaker A: Yes. [00:07:32] Speaker B: So I do that. That messed it all up for everybody, bro. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Look, man, if I walk into my [00:07:38] Speaker A: local Mexican, she lost street cred. I don't even know the lady. [00:07:41] Speaker B: All I'm saying is if I walk into my local Mexican restaurant that I like to go into, grab my little food where I got my. I like to get my kid my chili relleno. And yeah, and yeah, when I'm in there and I'm eating that, if the lady comes and says we make a mean bacon cheeseburger, [00:07:59] Speaker A: that's like, that is still different if she asked me. [00:08:04] Speaker B: It's different if I say, go ahead. Yeah, I want to order that. Because you. It seemed like you're like, that's totally like, nah, man, that's taboo. You're not even supposed to be looking at a burger when you're not place. But if. [00:08:14] Speaker A: But if she brings it up, then [00:08:16] Speaker B: okay, what's the difference between her bringing it up and me just finding it on the menu? [00:08:20] Speaker A: That. No, bro. Why? [00:08:22] Speaker B: What's the difference between the two difference, she's the one handing me the menu. If she hands me the menu, she's saying that I can look and pick from anything on that menu. [00:08:30] Speaker A: This burger, bro, was the most. It was. This was the simple. This is more simpler than a McDonald's cheeseburger. It went. [00:08:38] Speaker B: You can't be simpler than that, bro. [00:08:40] Speaker A: It went bun meat, cheese, bun. Yeah. You gonna tell me the waiter at a Mexican restaurant gonna tell we make a mean plain cheeseburger. The burger, you at least said at least has some toppings on it. This, bro, I'm telling you, that burger had mustard, ketchup, cheese. You think the fries, it ain't had no lettuce. [00:09:01] Speaker B: You think the fry is gonna be cooked all the way through? [00:09:03] Speaker A: I don't even know, dog. It didn't even look. It had no seasoning. [00:09:05] Speaker B: Cause I know fries gotta stay in longer than tortilla shells. [00:09:08] Speaker A: Like tortilla the thing we gonna get up. How about this? Aside from just the burger itself, it's the fact you also ordered a plain burger. You didn't even have no lettuce. You, you a had no chili reno on it. [00:09:21] Speaker B: You know what, bro? Next time I go to a Mexican [00:09:23] Speaker A: restaurant with you, you better, bro. [00:09:25] Speaker B: I'm order burger, I'm order burger. [00:09:27] Speaker A: I'm a. I'm a separate order burger. I'm walking out. You can't walk out. [00:09:31] Speaker B: You can't. You going to come there with me? You can't leave without me. [00:09:34] Speaker A: I'mma leave without you. [00:09:35] Speaker B: No, you can't. [00:09:36] Speaker A: Because no matter what, I'm following you [00:09:38] Speaker B: wherever you go while I eat my burger. You were not eat my burger. [00:09:41] Speaker A: You were not going to embarrass me at a Mexican restaurant. [00:09:43] Speaker B: Why not? How would I embarrass you? There's going to be other people there that got a burger too. You think I'm be the only one in there if I'm the only. No, I'm not gonna be the only [00:09:51] Speaker A: one year old lady that I saw [00:09:52] Speaker B: if it was on the menu. That means I'm not gonna be the only one. [00:09:55] Speaker A: Yes, you are. [00:09:55] Speaker B: No, I'm not, bro. [00:09:56] Speaker A: I've been in this. That's the. I've been in that Mexican restaurant for the last four years, bro. [00:10:00] Speaker B: Why you gonna take me to a Chinese restaurant? I'm gonna order pizza. [00:10:03] Speaker A: Oh, I. That is. That should be illegal. You should get a ticket written up for that. No, that's stupid. Nope. A pizza at a Chinese restaurant. [00:10:15] Speaker B: Pepperoni. [00:10:16] Speaker A: No, I will give you credit. Now if it's a Thai Pizza. I'm leaning a little bit, but if you go in there and order a cheese pizza, dog, you can't look yourself with a straight face and talk about it. [00:10:31] Speaker B: I can know that it's just gonna get under your skin. [00:10:34] Speaker A: That is. [00:10:34] Speaker B: I can't. Knowing that that's gonna get under your skin. Oh, yeah. Now I'm dedicated to doing it. [00:10:38] Speaker A: I can't. [00:10:39] Speaker B: I'm dedicated to walking into like our favorite Mexican restaurant and just walking straight up to that person and order spaghetti and meatballs. [00:10:45] Speaker A: I can't, bro. There's two. Two exceptions. No kids, allergies. That's if. Unless you got two of those things. [00:10:54] Speaker B: Even allergies, though. Hold up, man. If you allergic, what the hell are you doing there anyway, bro? [00:10:58] Speaker A: I'm trying to be nice. You don't want over here getting on me about being outrageous. [00:11:02] Speaker B: Allergy is different. You don't want to be all like deathly allergic. I don't want somebody dying. [00:11:07] Speaker A: No, but. And also the husband, man. What you doing? Cause he ordered. That's how I know she's not allergic. Because he ordered an enchilada. [00:11:15] Speaker B: You didn't even see who drove, did you? [00:11:16] Speaker A: I didn't. It was probably her. [00:11:18] Speaker B: Nah, I think it was him. Who, who ordered. [00:11:21] Speaker A: Who? I don't even know it was. I was too busy in my environment. [00:11:25] Speaker B: She said burger, though. [00:11:26] Speaker A: No, I didn't even. I don't even know she said it. I just seen a plate that had a burger on it and I thought, oh, what little kid is here? And it's a grown ass woman getting served a burger. [00:11:36] Speaker B: I don't know what's wrong with that dog. I don't know what's wrong with that. [00:11:38] Speaker A: What's wrong with about feet? Anybody in here in the 208? You talking about fiesta, mother. [00:11:44] Speaker B: Okay. Is it an option? That's what I love about being American. See, being American means we got options nowhere, man. If I want a Tootsie Roll in the morning. Tootsie Roll. If I want to go to Mexican restaurants and order burgers, I'm gonna do that. If I want to go to old soul food places and order. And order nothing but Chinese food, that's what I'm gonna do. If it's an option and I can do it, then that means I can get it done. [00:12:10] Speaker A: It's only an option because somebody had to be ignorant. [00:12:14] Speaker B: Start ordering hot dogs at McDonald's. [00:12:18] Speaker A: That's even more acceptable than pizza at a Chinese restaurant. [00:12:22] Speaker B: No, because. Because Chinese buffets always have pizza. [00:12:26] Speaker A: That's because Again, you got to have options. [00:12:28] Speaker B: It's right next to french fries and the chicken wings. [00:12:30] Speaker A: I don't if you are. You know what? [00:12:34] Speaker B: And you're telling me anytime you went to a Chinese buffet, you didn't see old dudes walking back with chicken fingers and no pizza and all that? Oh, I've seen them all. [00:12:42] Speaker A: If I seen an old dude, it's because he had his grandson with him. [00:12:45] Speaker B: I seen old dudes sitting by themselves eating pizza wings. [00:12:47] Speaker A: This was my first encounter of being in those type of environment. [00:12:50] Speaker B: I mean, not like chicken wings, like chicken wings. Like they would like chicken nuggets. Yeah, yeah. [00:12:54] Speaker A: I've seen them putting on the plate for the grandchild. [00:12:57] Speaker B: No. [00:12:57] Speaker A: And that's totally okay. [00:12:58] Speaker B: I've seen them doing it for themselves. [00:13:00] Speaker A: Kids at that age, they don't know what they missing out on yet. But you 40 years old, you got two options. [00:13:05] Speaker B: You know what I would like to see you do? [00:13:06] Speaker A: You could order a cheese. Plain cheese. A cheese. A plain cheese quesadilla. Got more flavor than a hamburger. [00:13:12] Speaker B: I'm gonna get you a whistle and a referee shirt. [00:13:15] Speaker A: Oh, I'm gonna tear it up in there. [00:13:18] Speaker B: I'm gonna have you at these buffets [00:13:20] Speaker A: and we go, I'm gonna tear it up. [00:13:21] Speaker B: When you see a 45 year old man with chicken nuggets, I'm gonna tear it up. And French fries. You're gonna be like, what are you doing? [00:13:26] Speaker A: Yep. I'm gonna ask one question. [00:13:27] Speaker B: You're gonna blow the whistle. You're gonna throw a flag. [00:13:29] Speaker A: I'm gonna ask one question. Is there a child nearby? And if they say no, then you getting flagged. [00:13:33] Speaker B: You're throwing a flag. Every day you're throwing a flag. [00:13:36] Speaker A: Why are you there? [00:13:39] Speaker B: Like, I'm gonna blame it on them. [00:13:40] Speaker A: Have some courage and speak up and say, you know what? That's not my vibe. [00:13:44] Speaker B: Nope. [00:13:44] Speaker A: We need to go somewhere else. Or at least just go to a buffet where you got everything. Don't go to a specific buffet that does Chinese. And you know you don't like Chinese. [00:13:53] Speaker B: Well, that's why you were saying when people were ordering burgers when they walk into Mexican restaurants. If you walk into a Mexican restaurant, you should have an aspirin. [00:14:00] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. With this couple, I don't know who picked, but the wife should have been like, hey, I'm not really digging that right now. I don't. You gonna get a burger, bro. A cheese quesadilla would have been more More exceptional and probably had more flavor than that burger. That burger looked, bro, that. I'm sorry, Fiesta Guadalajara. I might disrespect you, but that burger looked like it was frozen and they just warmed it up. [00:14:26] Speaker B: I'm gonna have a referee kit with me anytime you and I walk into a restaurant. [00:14:29] Speaker A: Oh, please. [00:14:30] Speaker B: If we walk, as soon as you hear somebody order something where you just do. And I know how. I know how you do it because you. You what I call it. I call it ear hustling. Yeah, you ear hustle. You like to sit there sometimes to eat, but you like to hear what's going around. [00:14:42] Speaker A: I got you. [00:14:43] Speaker B: But then when you hear something that don't make no sense, you go like this with your head. Yeah. Funny as. That's what I want to be like. Yeah, just. [00:14:51] Speaker A: What is that? My. [00:14:52] Speaker B: Throw the flag in the air. [00:14:53] Speaker A: It's like my Superman change my out. [00:14:55] Speaker B: Yeah, man. When you do charge somebody with it, you got to give them the right penalty charge, too. How many yards? [00:15:00] Speaker A: Oh, I'm gonna get them. Personal, unnecessary roughness. Personal foul. If they Personal foul. You know, I'll make the rules up for you right now. Here we go. [00:15:10] Speaker B: Okay. What's personal foul? [00:15:11] Speaker A: Personal foul is knowing that you was going to a Mexican restaurant, but you still ordered. You just still wanted to order. Okay, what else we got? That's personal. [00:15:20] Speaker B: How do you different. How do you differentiate that between just going in there and doing automatically. [00:15:26] Speaker A: Oh, automatically. Oh, that's flagrant. That's flagrant. [00:15:28] Speaker B: What is that? What is that? [00:15:31] Speaker A: Unnecessary roughness? [00:15:32] Speaker B: Well, you say that already. [00:15:34] Speaker A: No, personal foul. [00:15:35] Speaker B: Personal foul. I understand. [00:15:36] Speaker A: Roughness is. [00:15:37] Speaker B: You. [00:15:37] Speaker A: You just was like. [00:15:37] Speaker B: You're just doing something. You just. You just doing the most. You just doing the most. Okay. You unnecessarily. [00:15:42] Speaker A: Unnecessarily. [00:15:43] Speaker B: Okay. [00:15:44] Speaker A: It's like, did you. Did you. Are you not. [00:15:46] Speaker B: No, no. I love. [00:15:46] Speaker A: I love my sky. That's one of the burger. Oh, that's unnecessary roughness. You came here to cause chaos. Gotcha. That's foul. That is foul. Language. You don't do that, you get a flagrant. A flagrant foul, and we can rate this to a flagrant, too, is if you go to this restaurant and you bring a burger from outside. So if you at Fiesta and they serve burger, but you still went to McDonald's or in n out, that's a flagrant foul. [00:16:15] Speaker B: I never understood. I never felt right. Never felt right to me. [00:16:20] Speaker A: To me, that's. That's both. [00:16:21] Speaker B: The only time I ever done that was during, like, High school times when like your friends would go to like Taco Bell, but you didn't feel like going to Taco Bell, so you went to like Burger King. [00:16:28] Speaker A: But that I feel a fast food restaurant, it's a little more still not cool. But, bro, I used to watch workers, [00:16:34] Speaker B: like back in the 80s and 90s, man, like, workers would look at you like, like it was like. It was like stripping, stepping on gang [00:16:43] Speaker A: sides, bro, but doing it. [00:16:44] Speaker B: You walked in at McDonald's with Taco Bell, them McDonald's employees, he'd be like, who is this? [00:16:48] Speaker A: But doing it at a sit down restaurant, bro. Oh, yeah, that's. That's ballsy. You just flat out saying, I don't care and I'm still. It's almost like you wanted to go there just for the vibe, but you really want to piss everybody off. [00:17:00] Speaker B: Yeah. You didn't want none of their food. You just wanted to come here and soak up all the air conditioning. [00:17:05] Speaker A: Exactly. [00:17:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:05] Speaker A: That's disrespectful. Nah, you can't. And we got. This is the same friend. The same friend that orders this stuff is the same friend that's going to be bougie asking all the details and that's gonna bring some other food. And it's the same friend or another [00:17:18] Speaker B: one of his friends that you not know. That is just like him, dog. [00:17:23] Speaker A: You know, you got that friend too. Put him in the comments. [00:17:25] Speaker B: I can't wait. Dude, I can't wait to take you [00:17:26] Speaker A: to the restaurant, dog. We not. I'm not going nowhere. [00:17:29] Speaker B: I'm getting you a hat with a referee. No, you going with me every restaurant. Yes, you is. [00:17:33] Speaker A: Because I know you. If we gonna go to a restaurant, we gonna go to one that's got all the food where they just serve everything. So I won't be upset. No, not going to no themed. [00:17:42] Speaker B: Oh, yes, we is. [00:17:43] Speaker A: We ain't. [00:17:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:43] Speaker A: No. Yeah. [00:17:45] Speaker B: No. I want to see you throw a [00:17:47] Speaker A: flag at Olive Garden, dog. [00:17:48] Speaker B: I want to see you throw a flag at Olive Garden. Especially when I look at him and I'd be like, can I have a hot dog? And maybe you guys make sandwiches. How mad would you be about ordered a sandwich at Olive Garden? [00:18:01] Speaker A: You. And that's the thing. You're doing this at well established places. [00:18:05] Speaker B: Yeah, Olive Garden accommodate. [00:18:09] Speaker A: King of bread, king of a salad. [00:18:10] Speaker B: That's right. [00:18:11] Speaker A: How you gonna be. How you gonna be allergic to a salad? [00:18:14] Speaker B: There's a lot of people that are, [00:18:15] Speaker A: bro, just saying, you gonna order a hot dog, but you can't eat Just a regular Caesar salad. [00:18:20] Speaker B: Nope. [00:18:21] Speaker A: There's so many. There's so many other options. [00:18:25] Speaker B: That's right. And this. And this is what I'm choosing. And this is what I'm choosing. [00:18:30] Speaker A: You are choosing. [00:18:30] Speaker B: Why are you getting over on me on my choices? [00:18:33] Speaker A: Because why? You are trying to avoid goodness to get to the bottom of the barrel. [00:18:39] Speaker B: No, I'm just trying to poke the shit out of you, dawg. [00:18:43] Speaker A: That's it. [00:18:44] Speaker B: That's all I'm trying to do. I am more in agreements with you. [00:18:48] Speaker A: I just like this lady. [00:18:49] Speaker B: I just like that you get pissed off at that shit. [00:18:51] Speaker A: It took my wife to cause me to not get up. And I was about to go ask her. It was so irking. I was hoping I could go over there and she'd be like, I'm actually allergic. But my husband really wanted to. Cause it was our anniversary. I just needed an answer. But she had that look like it was just a regular Tuesday. And the husband wanted to go there for taco Tuesday. And she was like, absolutely not. And he's like, come on, we eat there. You know what, too. I guarantee you she eat Mexican. And she was just being stingy in order. Bro, I'm telling you, the vibes I got, there was nothing special going on. She just wanted to act out. That's. [00:19:31] Speaker B: That's it, so. [00:19:32] Speaker A: Well, they weren't. [00:19:33] Speaker B: So you're saying she was in that state of mind before they even got to the restaurant? [00:19:36] Speaker A: I'm. Bro, I'm telling you. [00:19:37] Speaker B: Because you would have to be in that state of mind before you got [00:19:39] Speaker A: there, bro, the vibe she just looked like. She just wanted. [00:19:43] Speaker B: Like, if he would have said blue, she would have said red. If he would have said night, she would have said day. [00:19:47] Speaker A: The vibe he said Mexican. [00:19:49] Speaker B: She said, give me a hamburger. [00:19:50] Speaker A: Because I'll tell you this. You know me. I observe husband. He did some sort of combo where he had enchiladas and tamales, right? [00:20:00] Speaker B: Rice and beans. [00:20:00] Speaker A: But he had a Modelo Negro. [00:20:02] Speaker B: Okay. She. [00:20:03] Speaker A: Cheeseburger, fries. Eight fries, dry mustard and ketchup on the burger. [00:20:09] Speaker B: Wait a minute. Wait, wait. [00:20:10] Speaker A: And a water fries. [00:20:12] Speaker B: Oh, [00:20:17] Speaker A: Didn't even get a. I'd be cool if you got a soda. Just water. [00:20:21] Speaker B: Like a big Coke. [00:20:22] Speaker A: Just water. Just water. [00:20:25] Speaker B: You don't even drink water in Mexico. Nobody orders water. Not even in Mexico. [00:20:31] Speaker A: Waitress came back, said, can I get y' all anything else? Would you like anything else to drink? And she said, no, I'm fine. [00:20:37] Speaker B: Okay. Now she pissing me off. [00:20:38] Speaker A: That. [00:20:39] Speaker B: See, now she pissing Me off, okay? Ordering a burger and shit like that. And then she pissing me off. [00:20:43] Speaker A: Cause you know what that means, too? That means she got the menu. [00:20:45] Speaker B: She was mad. She was mad for what she got. [00:20:47] Speaker A: She got the menu and just went straight to the back. Cause I looked at the menu. [00:20:49] Speaker B: She didn't mean the menu. She pushed the menu to the side. [00:20:52] Speaker A: She. She might have. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. She might at least flipped it over to make sure they had burgers. [00:20:56] Speaker B: If you ordered now, she was. She. She knew she was gonna look that lady in the face and be like, give me a burger and fries and water. [00:21:03] Speaker A: Yes, dog. [00:21:04] Speaker B: Nobody orders water. [00:21:05] Speaker A: Husband. He was. He was vibes. I wanted to invite him to our table. He was full Mexican vibes, bro. Bro. He was probably Modelo negro with the lime and the bottle speaking Spanish, bro. Just tearing up the beans and rice. [00:21:18] Speaker B: She's just mad arms pose of eating a bird. [00:21:20] Speaker A: I don't even think she even ate the damn chips and salsa. [00:21:22] Speaker B: I'd been so mad, I'd have asked for my money back, dog. [00:21:25] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. [00:21:26] Speaker B: I'd have made her pay for her own. She paid for her own that night. [00:21:31] Speaker A: That's why I said I had to go ask. I maybe would have given her the benefit of the doubt if she was like, yep, we arguing. And I'm disagreeing because then at least tells me, okay, this is just. [00:21:39] Speaker B: It gives her a reason to act that way. Not just. She's just doing that. [00:21:42] Speaker A: Yeah, but. No, but she had that look like. She do this all the time. It don't matter where you take her. She getting burger, fries, and water. [00:21:49] Speaker B: You should have looked at the. How did the waitress respond, bro? Did the waitress look at it like, are you serious? He just. [00:21:54] Speaker A: Bro, the way I. I kid you not. If this is. This was the plate of the burger. You know, when it's Mexican food, it's hot. [00:22:05] Speaker B: It's hot. [00:22:05] Speaker A: Got. Got the. Got the mitten. [00:22:07] Speaker B: Yeah. Cause they tell you, too. Don't touch the plate. [00:22:08] Speaker A: Don't touch the plate. This is your number six. It's hot. Don't touch it. Yep, here's your burger. [00:22:15] Speaker B: Just say, bro, what you got to say? [00:22:18] Speaker A: What you gonna tell her? [00:22:19] Speaker B: That's what you ordered. [00:22:20] Speaker A: This. Here's your burger. [00:22:22] Speaker B: That's what you ordered. [00:22:23] Speaker A: What you want? This is. This is our Angus style cheeseburger with American cheese and toasted bun. [00:22:29] Speaker B: All right, now I want. Yeah, now I'm at. [00:22:31] Speaker A: Yeah, now. Oh, now. [00:22:32] Speaker B: Now, nowadays, if you had Your referee kit. I'd have threw it right there, bro. [00:22:37] Speaker A: It was bad. [00:22:38] Speaker B: You know what? I want to go there. Just to go. We should go there with two referee hats. [00:22:41] Speaker A: No, I. [00:22:42] Speaker B: We sit down the minute we hear [00:22:43] Speaker A: burger and fries, me and my wife are in timeout. Cause I'm kind of on the hunt. Like, I kind of want to go back and hope it was a fluke. Like, I want to give her the benefit of the doubt. [00:22:52] Speaker B: You walk back in there, if you order twice. [00:22:54] Speaker A: If I see you twice and you order a burger, that's your norm. You blowing a whistle, that's your norm. [00:22:59] Speaker B: You're going to blow the whistle on [00:23:00] Speaker A: her as soon as you see her twice. [00:23:02] Speaker B: Be like, no, no, I let the first one go, but this one I can't let go, bro. [00:23:06] Speaker A: I tell you how simple it is. If I could spot her for a second time, and the moment she walks in, if she just eats the chips and salsa, I'll let it slide. [00:23:13] Speaker B: So what could she have tell. What could she tell you that would make you just go, you know what? I'll leave you alone. [00:23:20] Speaker A: Allergies, ok. I'm even being nice on all these allergies argument. Wanting to prove him wrong. I'll even let that go. I'd be like, you know what? I got you. That's gutsy. [00:23:33] Speaker B: So spite. [00:23:33] Speaker A: Spite. Yup. Or just there's really two options. That's it. [00:23:39] Speaker B: So allergies and spike, that's it? Are the only two. The only. [00:23:43] Speaker A: What other reason you need? You know, I take that back. You know what? There's a third. There's a third. Cause I'm getting to that point at my age, too. It doesn't sit right sometimes. Like, I love Mexican, but it doesn't agree with me. [00:23:56] Speaker B: Then why you at the Mexican restaurant, bro? [00:23:58] Speaker A: I'm being nice here. Don't question my questions. I'm being nice. [00:24:02] Speaker B: I'm just saying. [00:24:03] Speaker A: But I'll let that slide. [00:24:05] Speaker B: I'm still trying to use your logic. What's your logic? [00:24:08] Speaker A: Because if she says my husband really wanted it, then I'd be like, you know what? That's a great couple. [00:24:12] Speaker B: Okay. [00:24:13] Speaker A: So compensating for him. But you know, you can't do that. [00:24:15] Speaker B: So nurturing. Looking out for him. [00:24:17] Speaker A: Yes. [00:24:18] Speaker B: Either. Either looking out for him or spiting him is two reasons you will accept [00:24:22] Speaker A: Alex, bro, at this point, I'll take anything other than just. I just don't. [00:24:27] Speaker B: So she looks you in your face and just says, because I wanted a burger. [00:24:30] Speaker A: Duh. I. [00:24:31] Speaker B: Because I just. Because I just wanted one. I didn't know there was going to be an angry man at the Mexican restaurant ready to yell at me. [00:24:38] Speaker A: I'm going to be like, thank you, ma'. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Am. [00:24:39] Speaker A: I'm going to talk to her husband and be like, bro, what have you been doing all these years to just like, you got to work this out. You got to try. You got to get her on the quesadilla plan or something. [00:24:49] Speaker B: So if you see her on the second time and she tell you it's because we arguing. We always arguing. Are you going to try to get them help before they leave the restaurant? [00:24:56] Speaker A: I might try. I'd be like, bro, give up Mexico because you got people in here concerned. [00:25:01] Speaker B: Yeah, take her to Chili's, bro. [00:25:03] Speaker A: Something, dog. They're so a bur. Like, I'm telling you what you want. You could go quesadilla at least. Yeah, you could. You could at least get a burger [00:25:14] Speaker B: that's got chicken sandwich, bro. [00:25:17] Speaker A: I would take a chicken sandwich. I would be. I would still be hurt, but I would at least take a chicken sandwich over a burger. Yes. [00:25:24] Speaker B: Okay. [00:25:24] Speaker A: If that burger has some guac on it, I'd take it. But if it's just, bro, it was plain. [00:25:30] Speaker B: Plain, bro, it was just two pieces of bread, a piece of cheese and some meat. That's it, bro. Straight caveman burger. [00:25:38] Speaker A: Reminded me of middle school lunch. [00:25:39] Speaker B: And it probably cost him 13.96. [00:25:42] Speaker A: Yes, bro, it was bad. I can't explain to you, dawg. [00:25:48] Speaker B: Next time you go, I'm showing up with you, they gonna get hella flags thrown at them, dog. [00:25:54] Speaker A: My wife got me in timeout. She said we can't go for a while. Cause she know I'm gonna be on the hunt. I low key want to go there like at 3:00pm and just sit there. [00:26:02] Speaker B: So the only time is spike that one. And if they got kids. [00:26:06] Speaker A: Yeah, kids. Yeah, if you got kids. I ain't even mad at you. These two, I get it. [00:26:10] Speaker B: Older people sitting there and got a kid. [00:26:12] Speaker A: Look, they kids might be 35, their kids might be my age. [00:26:16] Speaker B: Probably still mad like, mom, why are you ordering burgers at a Mexican restaurant? I'm telling you, that's probably why the kids didn't come. They was like, no, mom's going to. [00:26:23] Speaker A: I don't blame them. [00:26:23] Speaker B: Mom's gonna order a burger, bro. I don't. [00:26:25] Speaker A: That is. That is not going out with your parents worthy because you ain't going to put that on me. [00:26:30] Speaker B: That's for real. That's for real. [00:26:32] Speaker A: That's real kudos to the husband because he got a ride or die with that. [00:26:35] Speaker B: Well, I mean, he enchilada and everything, so he wouldn't. He wasn't tripping. [00:26:38] Speaker A: No, but you got a partner that just. Is just throwing everything off. [00:26:43] Speaker B: She probably just mad. [00:26:44] Speaker A: I hope so. [00:26:45] Speaker B: I hope she's a subscriber. [00:26:47] Speaker A: If you are watching. [00:26:48] Speaker B: I hope that you are. [00:26:50] Speaker A: Let's have a one on. [00:26:50] Speaker B: She going to lean over and be like, harold, they talking about us. Remember we was at that restaurant. I told you that was them, bro. [00:26:57] Speaker A: I. I come in peace, I promise you. [00:27:00] Speaker B: I just. [00:27:00] Speaker A: I gotta know. [00:27:01] Speaker B: No, he don't. He was the came in anger. [00:27:04] Speaker A: I come in peace. [00:27:04] Speaker B: He came in anger, distraught. He was mad. He was ready to throw everything I did. [00:27:09] Speaker A: I come in peace. Now, if you fall in one of those three categories, I'm Gucci. If. [00:27:14] Speaker B: And if you're a subscriber, he really. He'll understand. [00:27:17] Speaker A: Nah, I'm sorry. I love y'. [00:27:21] Speaker B: All. [00:27:21] Speaker A: If you out here just ordering a burger for the heck of it at a Mexican restaurant, we. We gotta talk about you. [00:27:28] Speaker B: I gotta stop banging the tables. I keep forgetting. [00:27:30] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, we got. We got in trouble. [00:27:31] Speaker B: We got in trouble last time we was in here doing this. [00:27:34] Speaker A: Hit the. Like, hit the. Subscribe. Please let me know if you are that friend or if you know a friend that does this. [00:27:40] Speaker B: Definitely. [00:27:41] Speaker A: You don't gotta call them out, but just say I got one of those. Because it's. [00:27:44] Speaker B: No, you gotta call them out. We want to know. We want to know. Call us. [00:27:47] Speaker A: The branches. Call them out. Call them out. [00:27:49] Speaker B: Let Timothy know we coming for him. [00:27:51] Speaker A: Fiesta, Guadalajara. If you was there about two weeks, a week ago off of Eagle and Chinden, and you were mid-40s and white, Holla at me. I got questions or just put in the comments angry and I'll be cool. I just need an answer, bro. I need an answer. Just put. [00:28:07] Speaker B: That was us. [00:28:08] Speaker A: That was us. I just. I need to know. First time ever putting out addresses. Eagle and Chinden, baby. Fiesta, Guadalajara. I love y'. All. Matter of fact, I. I'm gonna come back next week just to prove that y' all. Mexican food, good order, combo drink, bro. That's what I'm saying. How you go there? I try to tell you something. [00:28:26] Speaker B: I'm already in mood. [00:28:28] Speaker A: That's what I'm. Bro, you gots to be on a different wavelength to go to Fiesta and be like, tell yourself, yeah, I got you. You can't. Okay, Taco Bell. Sure. There's three places Here. [00:28:41] Speaker B: Mexican pizza. [00:28:43] Speaker A: That's the. You could. That's fast food, though. [00:28:46] Speaker B: But you said Taco Bell. [00:28:47] Speaker A: I did. That's why it's Taco Bell, because it's fast food. They did, right? Fiesta, Jalapenos. And Chapala. And chapala, yes. Those three places. I don't care. I could have allergies. And I'm taking that. [00:29:00] Speaker B: L. Yup, yup. I'm going home with the itchy. [00:29:02] Speaker A: I'm going with the itchy. [00:29:03] Speaker B: I'm going. I'm going home with an itchy. I'm going home, bro. [00:29:06] Speaker A: Those three places here in Idaho, you can't tell me, like, oh, the food. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. [00:29:11] Speaker B: It's happening. [00:29:11] Speaker A: You just ain't got no soul in you to eat that. [00:29:14] Speaker B: Yep, it's happening. [00:29:15] Speaker A: All right. I'm done. Hit the. Like, hit the subscribe. Cause I can keep going about this. Let me know, though, if you got friends that act like this, man. Cause I can't be alone. If I am, then I'm fine with it. [00:29:24] Speaker B: Just let us know it's you. [00:29:26] Speaker A: Be honest. If it's you again, I come. I come clean. If you got a reason, I'll accept it. If you just out here just because. Oh, we got problems. You can't be out here just acting reckless for no reason. [00:29:40] Speaker B: Yep. [00:29:40] Speaker A: Be mad or something. Have a bad day at work or something, man.