Episode Transcript
[00:00:02] Speaker A: 20 in the city.
[00:00:03] Speaker B: Aloha.
You better watch yourself.
[00:00:06] Speaker A: No, you better watch yourself, dog.
[00:00:08] Speaker B: You got coming in here with a
[00:00:09] Speaker A: bulletproof vest if THC screen go black or he go mute. Yeah, that's my producer, Shine, dog. He been. He is cooking today, so I'm gonna make sure we on our P's and Q's, though. Hit that. Like, hit the subscribe. We're going for the 15k to get a full merch set, which, by the way, appreciate y' all voting. I asked y' all if I want to do keychains or koozies. Y' all win keychains. So we're gonna add that to the collection. Long sleeve, short sleeve, hoodie, keychain.
What else we got? Oh, and the hat. The hat?
[00:00:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:00:38] Speaker A: Once we go to 15k, then we gonna get that out. Only way we get to 15k, hit that, like, hit the subscribe. I'm twitty. That's THC, bro. Yeah, these kids these days, they got it hard.
It's rough, bro.
[00:00:54] Speaker B: Dang.
[00:00:54] Speaker A: They got it harder than when we had it growing up.
[00:00:57] Speaker B: Okay, hold up, Sean, Are you pranking me?
[00:00:59] Speaker A: No.
[00:01:00] Speaker B: Are you pranking?
[00:01:01] Speaker A: No.
[00:01:02] Speaker B: You gotta be pranking me. This is not the topic. This is the topic, bro.
[00:01:04] Speaker A: This.
[00:01:05] Speaker B: That's the topic.
[00:01:05] Speaker A: It is that.
[00:01:06] Speaker B: Kids got it hard today.
[00:01:07] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:01:09] Speaker B: Today's kids.
[00:01:09] Speaker A: Yes, bro.
Parents got their kids on lock. Kids can't go nowhere.
[00:01:20] Speaker C: Oh, I've got a story for that.
[00:01:21] Speaker A: Without being radar, phone, watch, ring, camera.
Parents getting emails before teachers. Can you, like, back in our day. That's what I'm talking about. They can't. They can't get away with nothing.
[00:01:36] Speaker B: So how does that make it harder? Well, you talking like they got it harder. Like they're more, like, on lockdown than we was.
[00:01:44] Speaker A: Yes. I'll tell you this. If I had to pick, I would pick growing up how I did, or I would have been in so much more trouble, bruh. If my parents had any of the technology, if we had.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: If my parents had 25% of what they have today to monitor us every single day, I'd be in trouble.
[00:02:06] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying.
[00:02:06] Speaker B: Be in trouble every single day. I wouldn't trade it. Like I tell my kids, like I said, I would not trade it. When we was in trouble, they staple that little letter to your shirt so you can take it home and have mom and dad sign it. Yeah, but they left it up to us to get it to them, bro.
[00:02:20] Speaker A: They gave us a lot of trust back.
[00:02:22] Speaker B: They don't do that to these kids. I would say these kids are more on.
[00:02:26] Speaker A: Ok if.
Let's just go down the list.
[00:02:29] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:02:31] Speaker A: I would. I would be in trouble every day. But the biggest one that would probably would have got me is a ring camera.
[00:02:37] Speaker B: Why was you always back home or something?
[00:02:40] Speaker A: No, bro, the ring camera can hit the street. You know how reckless I was or how many times I do something stupid with a car. Like I play that game of being in the street and trying to wait till the last minute to the car came to try to avoid it. That's not safe. No, I ding dong ditched. Like ding dong ditch. Bro, we be done the moment you rang the doorbell, Ms. Johnson would have been calling Ms. Twitty.
[00:03:04] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:04] Speaker A: Isaiah was at the house at 12:48.
[00:03:06] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:07] Speaker A: With 13 seconds to spare.
[00:03:09] Speaker B: Nowadays you can't do.
[00:03:09] Speaker A: No, you can't.
[00:03:10] Speaker B: You can't do nothing nowadays.
[00:03:12] Speaker A: Or if you were supposed to take something to somebody house.
[00:03:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:15] Speaker A: Did you take it?
[00:03:16] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:16] Speaker A: No, you didn't. Didn't show up. Yeah, but you know where he was at though? He was at Chris's house because his.
[00:03:21] Speaker B: Cause his one went off.
[00:03:22] Speaker A: Dog. Don't tell me. How many times you supposed to be at somebody house and you didn't go there?
[00:03:27] Speaker B: Oh, all the time, bro.
[00:03:28] Speaker A: Ring ring.
[00:03:29] Speaker B: If my mom's watching right now, she gonna be mad as hell.
[00:03:31] Speaker A: Ring camera, I be toast.
[00:03:33] Speaker C: You know what the worst part of the ring camera is? Is on Halloween because you can't anymore go up and take the whole bowl and put it in your.
[00:03:40] Speaker A: Oh yeah, bro, you can.
[00:03:43] Speaker B: Because I actually caught these. Those videos on ring camera.
[00:03:46] Speaker A: But if it's in the neighborhood now. But if it's in the neighborhood and you know that's. That's Ms. Johnson's son.
[00:03:52] Speaker B: Yeah, but you know too is like. Is like I know a lot of people now, they don't even trick or treat in their neighborhoods. They go to other neighborhoods, right? Get dropped off and go. So like, those people in those neighborhoods ain't going to recognize them.
[00:04:03] Speaker A: Right? Ain't that sad? You got you to go be bad.
[00:04:06] Speaker B: You got to skip your own neighborhood. You can't be bad in your own neighborhood no more.
No. Cause every neighbor will know is you. And we all know it's whether it's by your car, your walk, the way
[00:04:15] Speaker A: you said you might go beat the system by going to a different neighborhood. Yep.
[00:04:20] Speaker B: That's the only way to do it now. That's the only way to do it now, bro.
[00:04:23] Speaker A: They out here. What do you call that? They pre. They pre. Strategizing before Halloween. All right, so p. I'm gonna go. We gonna go to his neighborhood. We've only been in his house one time. Don't nobody know us. But I can't go to your neighborhood. Yep. Because if I take the big candy, so such and so gonna snitch. And before I even finish my first lap, I'm gonna be called.
[00:04:41] Speaker B: And when you done on that side and I'm done on this side, we gonna come back, we gonna switch out costumes so that you can now be this one and I can be this one, and we going back to the same houses, bro.
[00:04:49] Speaker A: It'd be a full strategy.
[00:04:51] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:04:52] Speaker A: Second one for me is email with schools. Mm.
Being tar. First of all, forget being tardy. That's. That's already bad. No, even tardy.
[00:05:03] Speaker B: Cause tardy. They would. I would get a. If my. If any one of my kids was like, three minutes late or 30. 30 seconds after the. I got an email from the guidance counselor.
[00:05:11] Speaker A: What?
[00:05:12] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:12] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[00:05:13] Speaker B: Crazy. Like, straight up. Like, I was like, man, you guys,
[00:05:16] Speaker A: that's doing too much snitching.
[00:05:19] Speaker B: These schools were snitching.
[00:05:20] Speaker A: You know what? Whoever was in charge of that guarantee you class A nerd growing up matter got bullied.
[00:05:27] Speaker B: No, he got. Whoever that person is that does that. Maybe they did get bullied.
[00:05:31] Speaker A: They got. Bro, but they email.
[00:05:34] Speaker B: They got bullied so much, they turned it into an occupation.
You know what I'm saying? And they got bullied so much, they said, you know what my job's going to be in the future is I'mma tell on all of these kids. I'mma let them know that they're not in their seat. I'm sending an email today.
[00:05:49] Speaker A: 3 seconds and you got an email.
[00:05:50] Speaker B: It was like. Like, on. On the literal, it would be like. It would be like 30 seconds after. Because I remember my son was talking to me on the phone while he was going to his class, and he had to get off the phone. But the. I could hear the bell, and he said, oh, he tries to give me that. Oh, oh, that's the first bell ring. And I'm like, no, the. That's not. Because you could tell when the second bell had gone off because that's when it gets really quiet.
[00:06:11] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:06:12] Speaker B: Like, the first bell is still loud. Second belt is like, no, but. So it's like, nope. It's like, oh, yeah, that's the first bell. Then why is it so quiet in the back?
[00:06:19] Speaker A: Right? It's second or third, but like the
[00:06:21] Speaker B: minute he got in there. Yeah, minute he got up in there and he got in there, boom. Here comes an email dog.
[00:06:25] Speaker A: I y. I would have been done. You know how much planning I would do when it was I was getting told like, yeah, you're going to get a phone call home now. Yep, you toast.
[00:06:35] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:06:36] Speaker A: My mom probably would have came up to the school by the time the email got sent.
[00:06:39] Speaker B: Do you know how many times I used to sneak into my science class in middle school through the back door side just so I can just blend in with them trying to do it where they're doing experiments and the teacher really didn't take role yet.
So when you.
[00:06:51] Speaker A: Yeah, see teacher that just did this
[00:06:53] Speaker B: just kind of was like, I think everybody's here. Is everybody here? And then I just come through the back. Boom. Yeah, we, we. Everybody's here. Everybody's here. Can't have that done.
[00:07:01] Speaker A: Yeah. So aside from that, just pick your poison, bro. Your phone, a tablet, your. Your aura ring. They got the pre kit watches with your location.
[00:07:14] Speaker B: They even got the little tablet things that you can stick inside your shoes.
[00:07:17] Speaker A: Air tags, bro. I'd be done.
[00:07:20] Speaker C: Do you guys know life360? Hear that?
[00:07:22] Speaker B: 360. What's that?
[00:07:24] Speaker C: So luckily it was. It came out like right after I finished high school, so I didn't have to download it, but I definitely would have have had to.
Basically, it can monitor your live location at any point. It can also tell your parents when you're speeding in the car. It'll give them a notification. Be like, nope, Sean is going 80 miles an hour.
[00:07:42] Speaker B: Okay. Is that like connected to their phone or is it connected to something that
[00:07:45] Speaker A: is like on them phone still? I don't. I would.
[00:07:48] Speaker B: So would it still. Would it still work if you turn
[00:07:51] Speaker C: your phone off, it'll say Sean turned
[00:07:53] Speaker A: off his phone but you still in trouble.
[00:07:55] Speaker B: Oh yeah. They want to know why.
[00:07:57] Speaker A: It's just you just. I'd rather be in trouble knowing because I turned it off and be like, I forgot.
[00:08:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:01] Speaker A: But yeah, bro, I. I was at so many places I should not have been if I would have had a phone or any of these tags. Yeah, I'd have been busted. Let me ask you in a heartbeat.
[00:08:10] Speaker B: Do you think your parents would be one of the ones that would tell you you were being traced or do you think they would just.
They would just know.
Would they tell you though?
[00:08:20] Speaker A: No. Heck no.
[00:08:22] Speaker B: Because there's a lot of parents out there that would be like, don't lose your tag. Don't lose Your air tag. Make sure that's on there so I can find you.
[00:08:28] Speaker A: My mom, boy, she would have had the rest in peace. But she would have had the pleasure of catching me in the act.
[00:08:34] Speaker B: Really?
[00:08:34] Speaker A: And I would have been like, how? You know, she'd be like. She would have told me.
[00:08:37] Speaker B: Don't worry about it.
[00:08:38] Speaker A: She still wouldn't even tell me.
[00:08:39] Speaker B: Yep. Yeah.
[00:08:40] Speaker A: I'd be trying to figure out how the heck she's like, why you at such and so house? Or I thought she was going to the grocery store. Or you said you was home. Or like, how does she.
[00:08:48] Speaker B: Would she say. Would she say that? Or would she say, hey, since, like, if you told her you was going to the store, you ended up going to somebody house and you was over there. She knew you was not at the store because she can see where you at.
[00:08:58] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: When she would send something to you, like, hey, grab some milk for me. I Grab some bread, too. Grab some mayonnaise.
[00:09:04] Speaker A: I. It depends.
[00:09:05] Speaker B: That's what my mom would do. Instead of my mom trying to catch me, she would send, like, she goes, oh, oh, he's at the store. Oh, if he's at the store, then he can grab me some mustard right now.
[00:09:14] Speaker A: See, that's.
[00:09:15] Speaker B: And I'm like, nowhere near the store right now. But that's what I told her.
[00:09:18] Speaker A: Right. See, I'd be scared if.
Because that would be a. I'm scared to lie. I'd be scared to lie. And I also be scared if I need to get the product and then also come home right away. Or do I still get the privilege to go where I was supposed to go. See, that's. I would. I would rather my mom just say, I know you're there. And it's like, okay, I got caught. Rather than just throw this hint out, like, no, get some milk.
[00:09:39] Speaker B: And I'm like, you know, because then you don't learn. You don't learn. You got to have that. You got like. My mom would throw me through anxiety. Like, she knows I'm over here. She know the store is way over here. But I'm like, I'm going to the store. So she's like, oh, now she can find out that I'm here. She'd be like, yeah, grab me some mayonnaise, mustard. Grab me some relish. Give me some eggs. Make sure all the eggs aren't broke. And I need you to bring that all back. Now I got to go to the store.
[00:10:01] Speaker A: Yeah, now they have to. And they also know the time. Yeah. Where they'll be like, what took you so.
[00:10:06] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:10:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:08] Speaker B: And then it's like you had to book it from your friend's house to the store.
[00:10:12] Speaker A: I would be in so much trouble, bro. I. I easily can probably say for every three times I said where I was going, two times was a lie.
[00:10:21] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:10:22] Speaker A: Two out of three. Two out of, bro. Only all the time.
[00:10:25] Speaker B: Only one time you was really going where you was going where you said you was going, bro.
[00:10:27] Speaker A: I'm telling you because, though, I always picked somebody in route, so I never was off the beaten path.
[00:10:33] Speaker B: Oh, you one of them?
[00:10:35] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, if you one of them.
[00:10:36] Speaker B: If you going. If you going. Let me just. Let me just. Let me just roll with you for a minute.
[00:10:40] Speaker A: Like, if you was in between where I told my mom was going, you're on the way, right? So I'mma stop there.
[00:10:45] Speaker B: Gotcha.
[00:10:45] Speaker A: But I'm still in route. I never went off the beaten path.
[00:10:48] Speaker B: Oh, see, I. I did. I was way off the ADD adhd, bro. I was way off the beaten path. That's what. That's how my mom always.
Oh, yeah. I come back sweating, and all I did was pick up a gallon of milk dog. That was it. It was like my mama, look at me be like, man, I thought you was at the store. I was at the store.
[00:11:04] Speaker A: Your mom would be getting tagged so much, the phone just pinged.
[00:11:07] Speaker B: Oh, man, if my mom could. If my mom had an air tag on me when I was a kid, her. Her mat. That. That thing would be all over the place. She'd be like, damn, where is his kid going?
[00:11:19] Speaker A: But she was efficient, though. I bet you he's so efficient, like, in 20 minutes, he went 50 places. Yep.
[00:11:25] Speaker C: The worst part about life. 360 is that it stays like. You can look at past time, too. You don't have to catch him live.
[00:11:32] Speaker A: See, that ain't. See, that ain't right. That ain't fair, bro.
[00:11:35] Speaker B: That's not fair. You know what, kids out there. I'm so sorry that you guys got this much security, bro. Not. But I'm not, though, because I kind of do. Like, the kids are safe, right? They say.
[00:11:43] Speaker A: But some.
[00:11:44] Speaker B: But that's a.
[00:11:45] Speaker A: That's too. That's too much.
[00:11:46] Speaker B: That's too much.
[00:11:47] Speaker A: So then.
[00:11:47] Speaker B: Oh, let's talk about last week. Thursday.
[00:11:50] Speaker A: My mom would have brought that up and I. I would forgot about last week. And then. Oh, yeah, that's the other thing. You wouldn't be able to play dumb.
[00:11:58] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:11:58] Speaker A: Because there was. Sometimes I played dumb. No, I can't remember. Oh, I can 1246. You said you was at Dairy Queen.
[00:12:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:12:05] Speaker A: While you at Jonathan's house.
[00:12:07] Speaker C: Uh, see, it might only save for like a day or something, like the 24 hours.
[00:12:11] Speaker A: But still though.
[00:12:12] Speaker B: Oh no. You know what though? If it was my mom, she figure out a way to screenshot. Well, save it, screenshot it, or keep a parent keep it on a hard drive.
[00:12:20] Speaker A: What was it, what was it called, Sean?
[00:12:22] Speaker C: Life360.
[00:12:23] Speaker A: Our parents probably would have made Life360 a fortune. My mom would have probably built them a Pro plus package.
[00:12:29] Speaker B: There'd have been so many parents that would have done that. Three, six. Like 360 would have been bigger than
[00:12:32] Speaker A: Google Dog during our, our era. Bigger than Google Life360. If you out there, man, you missed out in 1980. You would have been making big bank Big Dog. I'm telling you, kids is you can't go nowhere.
You just. You stuck.
[00:12:51] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:12:51] Speaker A: You lock down that you could literally get tracked.
It's almost like when you get beat up, it's like how you want it. I feel like with kid. When it's. When it's about getting caught, how you want it done, you want it by the phone, you want to buy the ring camera, you want it by the airtag, you want it by the security camera at the Dairy Queen, you know, but.
[00:13:08] Speaker B: But it's funny too, is that like the kids now, they got options.
Like, when we grew up, we didn't have options. Like, and not, not options as far as technology, but options as far as consequences too. Like, we didn't have. We didn't have options. We knew what was coming, when it was coming and how it was coming and why it was coming. Yeah, we knew our, our when, what, where, why, how. Nowadays some of these kids, they can push. They can push the house the wise away for a minute. They only have to deal with the nows and the thens. Don't have to put it all together, but it's.
I don't know, man. I. They. They do have a lot of security.
[00:13:38] Speaker A: It's.
[00:13:38] Speaker B: They can't even, they can't even. They can't even move right now. And that's like, you know, like, like we was talking about this out on the outside. Like when we were talking about with the, with the restaurants and the kids and they want to separate kids from the restaurant areas with everybody else eating. How do you feel about that? Like, do you. Would you want kids or do you mind if there's kids?
[00:13:57] Speaker A: I don't.
[00:13:57] Speaker B: Where you eat at? Because some restaurants are actually Talking about separating.
[00:14:01] Speaker A: I don't mind.
I don't mind kids as far as how they act at a certain age. Like for me, five and under, you gonna act wild.
[00:14:12] Speaker B: Right, Right, right.
[00:14:12] Speaker A: But when. When you able to talk back and tell Mom. No, Catherine. Oh, you better.
[00:14:18] Speaker B: You can get out. Catherine.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: Better sit that behind down. Yes, but I feel like that goes back to the fact with being monitored. They don't. They don't reap. No, no.
[00:14:29] Speaker B: And that's what I'm saying. Correct? And that's what I'm saying is that if you monitor like that, then they don't get in trouble. Right?
[00:14:34] Speaker A: Yeah, but so it is. They're just like. I don't know.
[00:14:38] Speaker B: But what a lot of folks ain't looking at, though, is that when you do that, right? It's like if you. Okay, if you took criminals today and put them back in the day to rob things, they're gonna rob everybody blind.
They're gonna rob everybody blind. Criminals today, like, oh, yeah, back in the day. But if you took somebody back in the day, brought them to today and try to. They get caught every single time. They get caught every single time. So what I'm saying is, is that these kids now, when you give them where they. Where they're surveilled like that, right? Where every minute they got a camera on them, every second they got a camera on them. When this is happening, they're also learning and teaching themselves to manipulate even more because of the obstacles that are in front of them. So we're making them better manipulators by involving all of this security. Like, for us, there was no security. So we was always like. It was like. What do they call that? It was an A or it was like double Dutch, right? You had to wait till. You had to jump in the middle of this one. Nowadays, they can tell by the algorithm how everything is working. But that's what I'm saying. There's no consequence. So now you're making the. When you surveil them so much, these kids are having to go around. So now they're going, okay, we know we're going to be watched now. We know we're going to be listened to now. So we got to make sure we do this, we got to make sure we do that so that nobody catches us on this. Nobody catches on. So now these. Yeah, these kids are becoming like.
I don't know. I don't want to say like. Like. Like masterminds of evil or whatever, but. But they're starting young.
[00:16:02] Speaker A: They are.
[00:16:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:03] Speaker A: But It's. Yeah. I had to ask you that. I knew it was gonna. You was gonna be anti. At first. At first, bro.
[00:16:10] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, it's you. You 100. Correct. Though.
[00:16:12] Speaker A: I would be in timeout, grounded, punishment for at least 3/4 of the year.
[00:16:19] Speaker B: I'm 51 years old.
If we had that same surveillance, I'd still be grounded right now. I'll still be on punishment right now.
Right now for as many times I'd have been caught. Yeah. I'd be on pun. I'd be 50. I'd be looking at maybe seven more years, bro.
[00:16:33] Speaker A: You. I'm all for punishment. You out here doing life sentence.
[00:16:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Yep.
Got all technologies unchanged. I'm still like, yeah, I can't come outside yet, bro.
[00:16:44] Speaker A: You still gonna pull the window up?
[00:16:46] Speaker B: Nope. Yep.
[00:16:46] Speaker A: I got two more years.
[00:16:47] Speaker B: Two more years.
[00:16:48] Speaker A: I'll be out. I'll be out.
Dang.
[00:16:53] Speaker B: I don't mess up, bro.
[00:16:54] Speaker A: Said I 51, and I still got time.
[00:16:58] Speaker B: Yep. Yep.
[00:16:59] Speaker A: It's true, though. The damage was done.
[00:17:02] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:02] Speaker A: Like, so I always tell people, I. I will take my childhood. It was great, but I will take it. I'll take my punishments. My punishments was. I also feel like back then, if you got caught, you was also really bad at, like, not lying but knowing your system with your parent. Because it was also harder to get caught when.
[00:17:24] Speaker B: Back then. Yeah, it was harder. It was. It wasn't harder to be caught. I. I don't think it was harder to be caught. I think it was harder or not get caught.
[00:17:32] Speaker A: No, because.
[00:17:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:33] Speaker A: You told your mom you were somewhere, she just pulled up, and you wasn't there.
[00:17:35] Speaker B: Yeah, that was it.
[00:17:36] Speaker A: Yeah, that was it. But it was harder. What's the word I'm looking for? It was harder.
I can't think of the. Dang it.
[00:17:42] Speaker B: To, like, manipulate, like.
[00:17:44] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:17:44] Speaker B: Kind of harder to.
[00:17:45] Speaker A: Yes. It was harder to manipulate.
[00:17:47] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:17:47] Speaker A: So he was better off just coming up clean.
[00:17:49] Speaker B: Yes. Yeah.
[00:17:50] Speaker A: Like, with my mom, if it would have been like the grocery store, it'd been like, oh, where's my milk? And it's like, yeah, I went there. You can't. I can't just lie. I didn't.
[00:17:58] Speaker B: And then. But see, then. But there were things that we learned by interaction like that. Right. Like, we learned. We learned body language. Like, nowadays, kids don't know body language. Oh, they don't know body language. They don't know eye contact. They don't know. They don't look at people in. In their face when they talk to them.
[00:18:11] Speaker A: Body language. I'm a mast, Right?
[00:18:13] Speaker B: We had to be masters of body language because, like, how you were saying, like, your mom ain't gonna tell you when she caught you. You just had. You just had to recognize the question on how she asked it. And if you didn't recognize her body language while she was asking, that's you. You want? Like.
Yeah, because. Because my mom would walk up, like, I know. I got it. Like, you know what you're gonna say? You know what you're gonna tell her? And you walk up and she look at you, and she'd go, mm, where was you?
Doesn't blink. Doesn't.
[00:18:41] Speaker A: You better have your story ready.
[00:18:43] Speaker B: Even if your story is ready, you still second guessing. Like, oh, just the way she looking at me right now. I don't think it's gonna work. It's not gonna work.
[00:18:51] Speaker A: I dog communicating was a. Yeah. You didn't have time. There was no stuttering.
[00:18:55] Speaker B: No.
[00:18:55] Speaker A: There was no. There was no looking around.
[00:18:58] Speaker B: No.
[00:18:58] Speaker A: Did your mom ever used to snap you like, I'm here.
[00:19:00] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:19:01] Speaker A: Oh, I can't look away.
[00:19:02] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Right here, Right here, right here.
[00:19:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Don't look at that clock. Yeah. You didn't care about that clock.
[00:19:07] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:19:08] Speaker B: Is the answer up there? Is that what the answer is?
[00:19:10] Speaker A: My mom used to do when I was ever late for time and I knew I was in the wrong. She always stood in front of the grandfather clock, and I would try to look at it, and her favorite phrase was, what you looking at? Don't look at the clock. Now it's too late.
[00:19:22] Speaker B: Too late.
[00:19:23] Speaker A: And I was like, who. Who says that? Yeah, that's too savage. Like. Like, I just. Let me look.
[00:19:29] Speaker B: That's why the clock was always there.
The clock is always there.
[00:19:32] Speaker A: I hated it.
[00:19:33] Speaker B: Clock was always in the frame. Because that was what. Cause that. Because that would be the first thing that we would try to argue. Right. I was trying to. I was trying not to be late. I shot.
[00:19:42] Speaker A: I was running. I was running.
[00:19:43] Speaker B: So if you open the door, the first thing you see is a clock. My mom had a big ass clock that was on the wall.
[00:19:48] Speaker A: You couldn't.
[00:19:49] Speaker B: So when you walk in, there you go, oh, wow, Is that what time it is? It's like, yeah, you know what time? Then you don't have to explain to her why you like, you know, you like.
[00:19:57] Speaker A: Bro, if you said that. If we said that out loud in my house, my mom. My mom was more disappointed in acting dumb then at least trying to fake it.
[00:20:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:20:06] Speaker A: She'd rather be coming with A story than playing dumb with that. Hey, you know what time it is? I think it was that late. You know what?
[00:20:15] Speaker B: I'm.
[00:20:15] Speaker A: Go upstairs.
[00:20:15] Speaker B: Go upstairs.
[00:20:16] Speaker A: Yep. That was more punishment than actually having a conversation with my mom. Because then she's like, you're so belittling now that you really going to play dumb when you saw that giant clock at the front door. Yep.
[00:20:26] Speaker B: Can't do it.
[00:20:27] Speaker A: It's 6:35. I told you 6 o'. Clock.
[00:20:29] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:20:29] Speaker A: Two minutes.
We can work around that. 30 minutes late. You. You might as well just accept it. Like, you walk into the house and you done.
[00:20:37] Speaker B: My father's former military as well as my kids have fathered us. Former military.
Two minutes. Ain't we pushing it is. Is.
[00:20:45] Speaker A: Well, you notice I said two minutes with mom. Two minutes.
[00:20:47] Speaker B: Yeah, two. Yeah. My. But my dad. My dad was. My was. My was. Was the door. He was a street light come on street. Like, come on. We knew it wasn't mom that turned it on. That was my dad that turned it on. So, like, when the kids used to look at us and be like, hey, Sean, you can stay for me to click.
[00:21:01] Speaker A: Nah, nah, bro.
[00:21:03] Speaker B: I had one of my friends one time was like, dude, man, your dad'll let you stay. I grabbed him, I said, let's go ask him. Let's go ask him. Went back to my house, stood there, My dad looked that little boy in his face and was like, what?
Sean wanted to know if he could say.
I did not. Sean didn't have to say nothing. So he kicks out, no, get off my yard. That's how my dad used to say. All my friends come. Get off my yard. Get off my yard.
[00:21:27] Speaker A: None of.
[00:21:28] Speaker B: I don't need to talk to you. Get off my yard.
[00:21:29] Speaker A: Anytime. I said, you want to go talk to my mom? It was an absolute. You good? I'll see you tomorrow. Yep, see you. They just knew.
[00:21:35] Speaker C: You don't.
[00:21:36] Speaker A: You don't go have that.
[00:21:36] Speaker B: Now my. My mom has. Has let me go back once.
Once or twice. She's let me go back where I come in there like, mom, I'm checking in. But we're just like right in the middle of this game. And she was like, all right, look, ten more minutes. My mom would always give me like a 10 more minute rep. My dad. My dad was. My dad. My dad was famous. Like, where y' all finishing the game? And I'm like, yeah, we got the game going on out of here, dad. And it's like, you know, when the bottom.
[00:21:58] Speaker C: Who's.
[00:21:58] Speaker B: Who's out there. Ricky, Edison, they all out there. Where they at, right? Wave at him. Get your ass in the house.
Oh, that's so funny. Standing there just waving. And they looking at me waving. And he's like, get your ass to the house.
[00:22:10] Speaker A: Oh, that's a setup. I'm sorry for that, bro. You had me going, and I'm 34
[00:22:15] Speaker B: years old, and I thought he had me excited.
[00:22:17] Speaker A: He had. Wave at him.
[00:22:19] Speaker B: He said, wave. He's like, wave at him. I was waving him. Yeah, over here. He was like, get your ass in the house. Damn it.
[00:22:25] Speaker A: Oh, God. That's so messed up.
[00:22:28] Speaker B: That's how it was.
My mom and dad both had us waving. We used to wave over to all, like. We used to wave a Jack in the Box because it was a shortcut to get. Oh. So we didn't have to wait at the street light. If we. If we cut through the parking lot of Jack in the Box, we would have to wait at the street light and make the right turn.
And my mom used to pull in the Jack in the Box in the parking lot, and she'd be like, say, hi, Jack in the Box.
[00:22:47] Speaker A: We was like, hi.
[00:22:49] Speaker B: Say bye, Jack in the box. Bye. And then we just let the parking lot.
[00:22:52] Speaker A: The way.
[00:22:53] Speaker B: Yeah, bruh.
[00:22:54] Speaker A: The way.
[00:22:54] Speaker B: Just imagine. You won't. What hurt the worst is when they waved back. You know what I'm saying? That's because it was like, oh, you understand what's happening to me right now?
[00:23:04] Speaker A: That is so bad.
[00:23:07] Speaker B: He waved. My dad was waving with me. We was having this whole Wave party.
[00:23:10] Speaker A: He was waving.
[00:23:11] Speaker B: He was waiting. Oh, yeah. I wave at him. Oh, hi, Ricky. Hi, Edison.
[00:23:16] Speaker A: Oh, no. Get your ass in the house, Mr. Peabody. Don't do them like that, bro.
[00:23:20] Speaker B: That was my daddy.
[00:23:21] Speaker A: Hit him with the wave.
[00:23:22] Speaker B: The wave.
[00:23:22] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:23:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
Love you, dad. Oh, I love you.
[00:23:27] Speaker A: Hit the. Like. I got to end on that one. Hit the.
The wave. Yeah,
[00:23:36] Speaker B: they're waving, too, dad.
[00:23:38] Speaker A: Hit the. Subscribe also get in the DMs, if you haven't already.
[00:23:42] Speaker B: Yes, please.
[00:23:42] Speaker A: Do you think joints got it harder than we did when it comes to technology or what savage punishment did you have? Like, waving at your friends, thinking you coming back.
[00:23:52] Speaker B: Coming back. I know. That's what I thought. I thought he was already in his. There's Red. There's Ricky. Yeah, there they are, both of them.
[00:23:59] Speaker A: Oh, poor P. Yeah.
That's how you get. That's how you get an ass whooping at the dinner table. Cause you so mad that you, like. I ain't talking to Nobody talking to nobody, saying grace.
[00:24:10] Speaker B: Everybody. I'm quiet.
[00:24:14] Speaker A: But you know what? Our parents did that too. To test our patience.
[00:24:17] Speaker B: Correct.
[00:24:18] Speaker A: Because that's some stuff right there that you be like, I still gotta act. I still gotta act proper at the table. I can't be mad. Even though dad just really just rubbed it in my face.
[00:24:27] Speaker B: I better sit up and say my prayers.
[00:24:29] Speaker A: There was a few times my dad did that, and I took that ass off. And I was like, I ain't talking to nobody. I couldn't. Cause he did the same thing.
[00:24:36] Speaker B: He was.
[00:24:36] Speaker A: One time he had me go in the garage and, like, look for something. And, like, I think I wanted to get a basketball. And he was like, let's go. Let's go find it. Let's go find it. And we found it, and I pumped it up. He was like, you see this basketball? And I was like, yeah, yeah. He was like, you gonna take it too long? I was like, cool. Tomorrow.
[00:24:52] Speaker B: Tomorrow.
[00:24:52] Speaker A: I said, no, you didn't.
[00:24:54] Speaker B: Tomorrow, bro. You even sleep that night.
[00:25:00] Speaker A: I ain't never been. I gotta loud. I ain't never been so quiet in my own house for 24 hours.
My mom was like, oh, somebody ain't talking. I didn't even say hi to her. And my dad was like, yeah, he. He feeling himself right now. And she was like. And he. I think my dad later told my mom, like, I. I kind of pushed him. Like, don't. Don't go talk to him. Cause he gonna get an asshole.
[00:25:18] Speaker B: My dad was. You know what my dad would tell me the next day? He would have been like. I'd have been like, dad, I'm go outside. And I was like, nah. He like, you said you was gonna go outside. You said tomorrow. That. That was tomorrow's tomorrow.
[00:25:28] Speaker A: Oh, I hated that.
[00:25:29] Speaker B: Tomorrow's tomorrow.
[00:25:30] Speaker A: I hated that.
[00:25:31] Speaker B: It's today now.
[00:25:32] Speaker A: Oh, I hated that one. God. Get in the comments. What phrases or what punishments did your parents. That's gotta be an episode. Phrases that your parents used to say. Oh, ho, ho. I got a bunch of those. Me too. 15k, full merch, swag, top to bottom. Summer, fall, winter edition.
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[00:25:52] Speaker B: I want one.
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