Episode Transcript
[00:00:02] Speaker A: Twitty in the city.
[00:00:03] Speaker B: Aloha. Here you are.
[00:00:05] Speaker A: It's just rolling.
[00:00:06] Speaker B: We rolling.
[00:00:07] Speaker A: Why are you mad about the topic?
[00:00:08] Speaker B: Now, hold on, hold on. Now. You came. You came before we even started. For the people. Welcome. But when you started, you was like, man, this might start something. I'm like, okay. Oh, this is how we start. We got a pay per view event coming. Yeah,
[00:00:22] Speaker A: I'm Twitty. That's thc. Hit the, like, hit the subscribe. We're doing a major swag.
[00:00:30] Speaker B: 10,000. 10,000.
[00:00:31] Speaker A: 15K.
[00:00:32] Speaker B: 15,000.
[00:00:32] Speaker A: We're almost at 10,005, but we're 15,000 subscribers. Then we're going to have a major giveaway of swag. Might even throw stickers and koozies that we don't have yet. Your choice.
Producer Sean is gonna have to keep us at bay here because this topic could. We could go down a rabbit hole.
[00:00:48] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:00:48] Speaker A: But I want us to. I went to a 90s themed party.
[00:00:53] Speaker B: 90s, okay.
[00:00:56] Speaker A: Where you had to bring your favorite 90s snacks of any form. Solid liquid chocolate.
So I was like, thc, okay.
When you think of 90s snacks, what was your go getters? And just to put it out there, I will give you some of my top fives that. You can't argue with me now.
[00:01:20] Speaker B: What kind of. What kind of snacks you talking?
[00:01:21] Speaker A: Here we go. This. This is where it gets. This where it gets ugly, bro. Because I'm going everything from a Capri sun, okay. To Little Debbie's Honey Bun.
[00:01:31] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:01:31] Speaker A: To a Fruit Roll Up.
[00:01:33] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:01:33] Speaker A: A Gusher, okay.
And then I'll even go Lunchables. Those are like my top fives. I didn't even hit dog on Lil Debbie. Oatmeal cream pies. I ain't even hit Andy's Hot fries. I didn't even hit a Push Pop. We had those in there. We had Ring Pops. Like, the list is crazy, bro. So we can go any form.
We can go Candy lady store. We can go jawbreakers. Like, the. The list is endless, bro.
What's that brand? Heart Harbor. Harboro. For gummy bears.
[00:02:06] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:07] Speaker A: It was the only brand back then in the brown bag. Like, that's. The range is endless. Which is why I was like, we could. We could go into a hole. But.
[00:02:15] Speaker B: But where do we draw the line between 90s and 80s? Like when you say jawbreakers and things like that? Like, that's all 80s.
[00:02:20] Speaker A: Well, that's why I. I went to
[00:02:21] Speaker B: like, like, the 80s. We the inventors of candy.
[00:02:25] Speaker A: So I guess for childhood.
[00:02:28] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:02:28] Speaker A: Which is 80s and for me, it was 90s. But your childhood.
[00:02:32] Speaker B: My child's childhood is 90s, right.
[00:02:36] Speaker A: So you. You can dabble in between and. Really?
[00:02:39] Speaker B: Yeah. And that's where you. When you were talking about, like, you know, fruit roll ups, gushers, things like that.
Different flavors of cheez. Its different. Like.
[00:02:47] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:02:48] Speaker B: Back in my day, there was one flavor of cheese.
[00:02:49] Speaker A: It.
I only knew one flavor too. Here's one of them. Lays potato chips.
[00:02:55] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:02:56] Speaker A: Salt and vinegar. Only kind I cared about. Blue bag. I didn't care about the green bag. I didn't care about the yellow bag. The salt and vinegar lays chips.
Hitter banger. Can't argue with me. I chose those over the regular lay's potato chips. Doritos. There was only two color bags. Red and blue.
[00:03:14] Speaker B: Red and blue. Yep, yep.
[00:03:15] Speaker A: And if you had the blue bag, you was bougie.
[00:03:18] Speaker B: I mean, now they got like yellow. Yeah, yeah. All kind of different ones, but it's all. But it's represented by the flavor. Like blue. We knew was cool ranch.
[00:03:24] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:03:25] Speaker B: We knew was nacho cheese.
[00:03:26] Speaker A: Yeah. But that's like, that's. It's. We could go so far, bro. Like ice cream. The ice cream. The candy lady. Like a jawbreaker, bro. Oh, come on. For seven. For 25 cents, a jawbreaker.
[00:03:37] Speaker B: And I mean, like a real jawbreaker. The one that lasts you, like, all day.
[00:03:40] Speaker A: Like off of the. Off of the TV show. Edd and Eddie.
[00:03:43] Speaker B: Yeah. The one that's out of the one that you got to take out to talk to people. Yes, yes.
[00:03:47] Speaker A: Yeah, you sound like it's just sitting there, just dripping on your oozing.
Yes. That type of jawbreaker. We had the small ones, which we called lemon heads or. Oh, what do we call them things. But they were the little ones because they were yellow. But they. They were the micro size.
[00:04:03] Speaker B: Those were lemon heads. But they were.
[00:04:04] Speaker A: Yeah, lemon heads.
[00:04:05] Speaker B: You had lemon heads, you had Boston baked beans, you had Alexander the grape.
You had all these different types of.
[00:04:12] Speaker A: That's why I said this can get ugly. Like, if you had. If you think of your childhood, what. Let's start small.
[00:04:18] Speaker B: Top five of candy.
[00:04:20] Speaker A: Sure. We'll break it down.
[00:04:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Let's do different. Let's do candy. Because if we do, like of all. I was like, man, hold on. This is gonna take place.
[00:04:27] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. You gotta think about it. Well, we'll do candy. Give me your top five of candy.
[00:04:31] Speaker B: Well, candy. I always put them inside the way that they're made now. Okay. If you. If you look at them to me, this is how it used to go in my head. Three Musketeers, Milky Way, Snickers.
[00:04:41] Speaker A: Now, I can't argue with what.
[00:04:43] Speaker B: Because those three go in a category. You have chocolate and nougat. Then you have chocolate, nougat, and caramel. Then you have chocolate, nougat, caramel, and peanut.
[00:04:50] Speaker A: But.
[00:04:51] Speaker B: And peanuts.
[00:04:51] Speaker A: That's true.
[00:04:52] Speaker B: So that's why I like them. So those. I liked it in that order because I was like, this is one without the other. Without the other. If I don't have this, I got a Milky Way. If I don't have this, I got a three. I got a three musketeers.
[00:05:00] Speaker A: You were. You were. You layered your. Your candy.
[00:05:03] Speaker B: Well, as a kid, especially in middle school, when I was in junior high school, that was my go to. I sold candy. I sold candy to everybody. So, like, as far as Candy goes, top five from the 80s, you got three already. Okay, there's those. Those three chico sticks. Chico sticks.
[00:05:21] Speaker A: Oh, chico sticks.
[00:05:23] Speaker B: Oh, I forgot about those Laffy Taffy. When they were bars. Not just a little square. Oh, I forgot they were like this big. They were like.
[00:05:30] Speaker A: Cause the king size was like that long. The king size was like the size
[00:05:33] Speaker B: of whatever it was called the ropes or whatever. They were like, they were that long.
[00:05:38] Speaker A: They were long like that.
And you only had, like, three flavors. You had the yellow, you had the pink, and you had the lime green color. You only had three colors.
[00:05:46] Speaker B: Then you had, like, you know, you have, like, you have. You had, like, the Authentics that were kind of like, you know, you had sweet tarts, and sweet tarts were like, okay, those are authentics because the bottle caps. They had bottle caps and you had sweet tarts. And bottle caps was like the generic version of a sweetheart.
[00:06:00] Speaker A: Yes. Or would you say it was more generic than a Smartie? Because, see, to me, a smarty was. A smartie was your basic sweet tart. If I, like, if I could afford to get the sweet tart, I got it.
[00:06:11] Speaker B: I think sweet tarts and I think sweet tarts and. And Smarties and Smarties. I think they had had, like, an agreement, and they, like, they just didn't agree on what they wanted to look like. They just wanted to be different looking.
[00:06:23] Speaker A: Yeah, but they just.
[00:06:24] Speaker B: But they agreed on this is what it was going to be. And I think bottle caps just jumped in there like, you know what? I'm going be different than all of y'. All.
[00:06:30] Speaker A: Yeah. When I think of a sweet, sweet tart, I think of. I think of going to the candy lady and I. I had $3, and it was like, I'm getting a sweet tart.
[00:06:38] Speaker B: But I'm. I'mma tell you, though. Like, this is. This is what's crazy when it comes to candy. I was. That's where. I'm a mama's boy.
I'm a mama's boy because my mama had two candies that, like, no matter what kind of candy was in the house, bro.
[00:06:52] Speaker A: Don't tell me. Don't tell me. No matter what. Is one of these in a gold wrapper?
[00:06:57] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:06:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:06:58] Speaker B: Yes.
Yeah. And I'm gonna tell you, to this day, I still buy it.
[00:07:03] Speaker A: Duh. The gold, it's called Ferrero. I feel like every mom back then, 80s, 90s, early 2000s, if you didn't have the gold wrapper in your purse, you was not a mom. I'm gonna say it. If you didn't had a gold rapper, you was not a mom.
[00:07:19] Speaker B: The gold rapper. There was a gold rapper and a pink rapper. Now, this was the pink rapper. What was the go. The gold wrapper was the Ferrero Rocher Y. That was the hazelnut in the middle of the.
[00:07:29] Speaker A: That's, bro.
[00:07:30] Speaker B: The other one was my mom's Almond Roca. And it was a little Roka. It was almond Roka little thing. It was a little candy. It was like, a pink wrapper, and it was.
[00:07:38] Speaker A: I got to Google this one. I didn't know.
[00:07:39] Speaker B: I ain't heard about the pink one, the Almond Roca. My mom had, like, handfuls of this, and, like. But it was like, she would be like, nobody touches it because it came in a can. It came in, like, a. Like, a coffee can.
[00:07:51] Speaker A: Oh, I do know.
[00:07:52] Speaker B: It came in, like, a little coffee can with a little lid on it. And that was like, that's my mom's can. Like, but I was like, yo, that Almond Roca was the bomb.
[00:08:00] Speaker A: Yes, I do remember. So, okay, you said a pink. I'd say that's more of like an off reddish kind of.
[00:08:06] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, no, no. The rapper. The rapper.
[00:08:08] Speaker A: Oh, the rapper's pink.
[00:08:09] Speaker B: The can got you.
[00:08:10] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:08:11] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes.
[00:08:11] Speaker A: The rapper is pink. Got it, got it, got it. Okay.
[00:08:13] Speaker B: Cause, see, because, like, the can was always hidden. It was. It was always the little candies, if I was lucky to find one. So I always look for the pink wrapper, and I never knew what the
[00:08:22] Speaker A: name of those were. I do remember the pink.
[00:08:24] Speaker B: The Almond Roca. Oh, man. That was. My mom would actually, like if I got caught with a. With a gold wrapper or a Pink wrapper. Like, if she found him in my room. Oh, it was time to. It was time to do the whole room. I had to rip my whole room apart.
[00:08:38] Speaker A: Well, you can't, because you can't.
[00:08:39] Speaker B: That was.
[00:08:40] Speaker A: That was like the cardinal rule. If I give you this, I feel like that's how you made your way into adulthood, of. From being like an eight year old to, like a teenager.
[00:08:48] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:08:48] Speaker A: If I give you this rapper, not only do you enjoy it and you eat it, but you put your rapper in the trash. Because you don't get a rapper back to mom. It's like, if you want big boy candy, you gotta act like a big boy. And I don't know what it was about that gold rapper that gave you so much.
[00:09:02] Speaker B: He gave you status because you couldn't just have it. That's why everything else. You could just have, like, everything that was in my kitchen. As long as I asked my mom or I let my mom know I was going in the kitchen, I never really got. I never really got to know. Like, if I asked my mom, hey, can I make a sandwich? She was like, go ahead. Hey, mom, can I do this? Go ahead. But if I said, hey, mom, I'm gonna grab one of them Ferrero Rochers sitting on top, she was like, no, you ain't touching none of that. That's not happening. And then you ever try to get it to where, like, it used to be, if they. Where it came in, it was like in a little tray sometimes, or was it nothing? But if you took one and you just kind of moved around, if you
[00:09:39] Speaker A: moved it around in the trail, it was.
[00:09:41] Speaker B: Looked like she would kind of look at it, but she couldn't tell whether or not there was one missing from that.
[00:09:46] Speaker A: Why did. Did your mom also. The gold wrappers, they were also. That was in the nice candy bowl jar? Yes, it was the. It was one of those, like, crystal bowls maybe. And if it was though, it was a small bowl. So she could tell how many was in there.
[00:09:59] Speaker B: Yeah. See, my mom wouldn't put something that valuable in that dish. See that dish in the front? Cause she knew when I came home, when I came home and I had all my friends with them, that was the first place that all my friends went to. They went straight to that dish on the coffee table. So she wasn't putting anything good in that dish.
[00:10:13] Speaker A: See, your mom's nice. My mom would. And she would put the small one out, so she knew how many was in there. And she was testing. She was testing how well of A son. I was to tell if my friends, like, you can't touch these, because then I got the blame.
[00:10:25] Speaker B: Nope, nope. My mom wasn't even gonna play that yet. She wasn't even gonna play.
[00:10:28] Speaker A: We ain't playing. No.
[00:10:30] Speaker B: When you open that little dish on the count on the coffee table, that thing had. What was it? The sugar coated orange slices?
It was those.
[00:10:39] Speaker A: That trash. That was trash, bro.
Any mom that had that.
[00:10:43] Speaker B: But think about it.
[00:10:44] Speaker A: You was being cheap.
[00:10:45] Speaker B: Tell me, but tell me you didn't have that one friend. It was. I don't know what's wrong with y'.
[00:10:48] Speaker A: All.
[00:10:49] Speaker B: Every time there was one person, yo, your mama. Your mama hella nice. She be leaving these orange slices in here.
[00:10:56] Speaker A: Gross.
[00:10:56] Speaker B: Because you always had that one friend that thought if he ate that, he didn't have to eat a regular orange. He thought, oh, no, this is my fruit. Yeah, that's not your.
[00:11:03] Speaker A: That's not your fruit. And I honestly. Give me the orange over that. Nasty.
[00:11:06] Speaker B: Yeah. And that's my candy. Like, candy them to go for my top two. The mother three. That's. That's the other three. That's the five. But, like, if. If you was to go to, like, you, what would you say? Little Debbie? The. Yeah. If you to go to the little snacks like that. Oh, I mean, Little Debbie does have a lot of winners.
[00:11:21] Speaker A: A Little Debbie got some hitters.
[00:11:22] Speaker B: I'm not gonna say that she doesn't. She does. The honey buns. Especially Little Debbie. Honey buns is like, they. They were fighting for.
[00:11:31] Speaker A: For me, the top. The top two Little Debbies, the honey bunny and the oatmeal cream pie. I don't know what it is about the oatmeal cream. It's the simplest freaking thing.
[00:11:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:41] Speaker A: But it just hits mine is.
[00:11:44] Speaker B: Is the oatmeal creams and. And the Swiss rolls. Now the Swiss rolls, dog. I.
[00:11:50] Speaker A: My.
[00:11:51] Speaker B: My mom had Swiss rolls.
[00:11:52] Speaker A: You used to put me on a pitch count for them things.
[00:11:55] Speaker B: Swiss rose. When I'm gonna tell you what Swiss rolls, Little Debbie. Swiss rolls to me was when hostess went bankrupt and went out of business and I couldn't get no more Ho Hos or no Ding Dongs. And like, Little Debbie was my girl.
[00:12:08] Speaker A: That was. Debbie pulled up and was like, I got you.
[00:12:11] Speaker B: She was like, try these Swiss rolls. And I was like, what's this Swiss roll?
[00:12:14] Speaker A: Duh. My, my. You talked about your mom not putting those out. My mom will put the Swiss cake rolls on the top in that cabinet above the fridge.
[00:12:24] Speaker B: Okay. Oh, yeah. I had to get Double doors.
[00:12:26] Speaker A: I had to get permission to get one because I'm not. I will tell you the moment she bought a box, I would take that ass whooping. I eat all eight packs. I would eat them all in one day if I would. That's. That is a whooping I was willing to take. For Little Debbie doll, there was one day my mom bought him at 10:40am By 12:13, they were all gone.
[00:12:46] Speaker B: But, like, growing. But, like, growing up, though, it was all Hostess.
[00:12:49] Speaker A: Oh, Hostess is a g. Host.
[00:12:50] Speaker B: OG Hostage. From my. My Susie Q's to my Ho Ho's to my Ding Dongs.
[00:12:55] Speaker A: The Ding Dongs to the.
[00:12:56] Speaker B: Just the regular cupcakes.
[00:12:57] Speaker A: Little dad. All right, Little Debbie and Hostess, they.
[00:13:01] Speaker B: They went.
[00:13:01] Speaker A: They went. They went after.
[00:13:02] Speaker B: Yeah, they did. They went through.
Yeah. Little Debbie made you. Hoses went dropping and they came back.
[00:13:10] Speaker A: Yeah. But Little Debbie, she was consistent.
[00:13:12] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:13:12] Speaker A: During. During the drought days, Little Debbie was like, I got you.
[00:13:14] Speaker B: Let me ask you this, though.
When you find out, Host, just be real with it. Just be real with it. Because I asked some people, because I know a lot of people that we was like, Hostess loyal. Like, we go to the Hostess store in California to get our bread, to get our stuff. Like, it was. Yeah, it was Hostess store.
[00:13:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:29] Speaker B: I wasn't going to Walmart to get myself. I was going straight to the host.
[00:13:31] Speaker A: Oh, you had my Hostess.
[00:13:33] Speaker B: Like, once that died down, I was like, damn it. Now if I want any cakes, I gotta go to Little Debbie.
Now, Little Debbie was good to me, and I was good to Little Debbie, but I'm gonna tell you something. When Hostess came back, I ain't talked to Little Debbie in a minute, but
[00:13:47] Speaker A: did I.
I'm a Gemini. So I. I split both. I. I kept. I kept tiptoeing both sides. It just depended. Yeah. Just depend.
[00:13:55] Speaker B: If you walk in there, whichever one's cheaper or whichever one it was.
[00:13:58] Speaker A: Whichever one was cheaper.
Little Debbie tried to get bougie sometimes, bro. She tried to be.
And I had to set her straight, and I had to go to Hostess.
I did, though. She tried. She tried to be too Ms. Independent, and I had to go to Hostess. I. Yeah, I dabbled in between both. I wasn't. I couldn't give up Debbie like that for Hostess. I love me some Hostess, but, yeah, I. I dabbled in between. But when she got expensive. Yeah, she. She got a bad shoulder.
[00:14:26] Speaker B: When that Ho Ho came back, I. I don't think. I don't think I've touched the sweet Swiss roll since.
If I know I Can go get a ho.
[00:14:33] Speaker A: I was like, I'm getting Swiss roll.
[00:14:34] Speaker B: Who?
[00:14:35] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:14:35] Speaker B: I'm telling you, it's so crazy how they name them too. Right? Like, I'm going to go get this hoe. I don't want this Swiss roll.
All right, so we did this and candy.
[00:14:45] Speaker A: So this category, I gotta ask. This is a dangerous one.
[00:14:47] Speaker B: Oh, this is the one that you
[00:14:48] Speaker A: were scared of because we're gonna talk drinks because somebody brought my two favorites. They brought. Actually, I got three favorites, but they brought these two. And I couldn't believe it.
They brought the mini Sunny Ds and they brought the Tang.
[00:15:06] Speaker B: Who brought Tang?
Nobody. This day. This generation know about.
[00:15:10] Speaker A: Well, it was a 90s themed. And so everybody's. There was. We're all like mid-30s.
[00:15:15] Speaker B: Whoa. They found Tang today.
[00:15:17] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:15:17] Speaker B: There's still Tang out there.
Shut up. There is not Tang. Is there really Tang out there?
[00:15:22] Speaker A: I.
I don't know where they got it, bro.
[00:15:25] Speaker B: You sure they didn't buy a bottle and fill it up with Sunday Delight, bro?
[00:15:28] Speaker A: No, because it was the powder.
[00:15:31] Speaker B: No, no. Tango white Tang exists. White.
[00:15:36] Speaker A: You tell me if I'm wrong.
[00:15:37] Speaker B: No, no.
[00:15:38] Speaker A: White cap, green, orange with the. What was the freaking animal? Was it a gorilla or. Or a monkey on a surfboard?
[00:15:46] Speaker B: I just. I don't.
[00:15:47] Speaker A: That's Tang.
It was. It was a monkey or a chimpanzee or something on. It's Tang. Powder was there, bro. Because I did my classic three scoops in a 12 ounce water and crushed it.
It's bro. Tank. Yes.
Tang is out there in powder form at Walmart, bro. I. Why would you think I'm bringing it up?
[00:16:08] Speaker B: What?
[00:16:09] Speaker A: Yeah, this. This party was two weeks ago.
It's in a 90s party that I'm talking about. That was like three, four years ago. This party that I witnessed. Tang was two, three weeks ago, bro.
[00:16:21] Speaker B: They got all different flavors now.
[00:16:23] Speaker A: Yeah. No, Tank is still here, bro. And they brought the original. And I'm so glad they did. I didn't want in the new flavor, but they brought the original orange Tang. When you open that lid, it smelled like straight powder dust.
Yes.
[00:16:36] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:16:37] Speaker A: Yes.
She's still here, bro. Wow. She didn't go anywhere.
[00:16:42] Speaker B: Ain't that what the astronauts drink? That's what they told us. That's what astronauts drink.
[00:16:46] Speaker A: Really?
[00:16:46] Speaker B: Hang. Yep.
[00:16:48] Speaker A: But yeah, Sunny. Sunny D was there. Tang was there. Capri Suns was there. The Kool Aid Jammers were there. The Orange High Seas Orange was in there.
But Sunny D and Tang.
[00:16:59] Speaker B: What's the one with the they were like plastic bottles. And you twist the top off them Kool Aid jammers. Yeah, the jammers.
[00:17:06] Speaker A: Yep.
So I. I got a long list of those. That's if I had to go top five. I think it was in my top. No, that's six. Shoot, I gotta go Tang. Sunny D, high C. Kool Aid Jammer. Capri Sun.
Those are my five.
It's dangerous.
Tang number one. I'm Tang. Ain't nobody. Ain't nobody dethroned in Tang. You can't now.
[00:17:29] Speaker B: You can dethrone Tang.
[00:17:30] Speaker A: And in my heart, you can.
[00:17:31] Speaker B: You can dethrone Tang.
[00:17:33] Speaker A: That's easy, bro. Tang.
[00:17:35] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:35] Speaker A: Tank Tang was a. Was a fateful die hard. Never changed the price, never changed the bottle.
[00:17:42] Speaker B: Yeah. So did Hawaiian Punch.
[00:17:44] Speaker A: Hawaiian Punch.
[00:17:45] Speaker B: Damn.
[00:17:46] Speaker A: Freaking little cartoon.
[00:17:48] Speaker B: That's right. And he came in that little thick ass can that you had to pop.
You had to head. You had to add so much of that and then add water to make it to where God.
[00:17:56] Speaker A: About Hawaiian Punch.
[00:17:57] Speaker B: You got.
[00:17:58] Speaker A: Damn him.
[00:17:59] Speaker B: You got your Gatorades. You got your different.
Let's see.
[00:18:02] Speaker A: Everybody loved Gatorade, so I'm. Gatorade was.
[00:18:04] Speaker B: He was cool.
[00:18:05] Speaker A: But Hawaiian Punch, I forgot about Punch.
[00:18:08] Speaker B: The Kool Aid, man. You got different Kool aids. You got different.
[00:18:12] Speaker A: Oh, somebody brought Yoo Hoos.
[00:18:14] Speaker B: Oh, see, you can keep that.
[00:18:16] Speaker A: What?
[00:18:16] Speaker B: Yeah, you keep that.
[00:18:17] Speaker A: That's the best way. That was the best cheat code for chocolate.
[00:18:20] Speaker B: I just. I just. I don't know, man. I just. I never.
[00:18:23] Speaker A: You just like the OG way or do you just don't like chocolate milk?
[00:18:25] Speaker B: I just don't like chocolate water.
[00:18:27] Speaker A: Got. What?
[00:18:28] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:18:29] Speaker A: No.
[00:18:29] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:18:29] Speaker A: Cup, bro. Don't you.
[00:18:31] Speaker B: Between.
[00:18:32] Speaker A: Between.
[00:18:32] Speaker B: You know what it looks like to me? I'm gonna tell you right now what it looks like to me. It looks like brown skim milk.
[00:18:36] Speaker A: It's. Bro.
[00:18:37] Speaker B: I'm just. I'm just being.
[00:18:38] Speaker A: Milk was thick enough in quantity.
[00:18:41] Speaker B: No, no, no. There's something about you who I just. I just didn't trust, man.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: I just don't know.
[00:18:46] Speaker B: I'm not. I. Would anybody buy you. Who? You.
[00:18:48] Speaker A: You can't just. You, you, you with a little Debbie Whipple cream pie.
[00:18:54] Speaker B: You will see me roll up with a Debbie cream pie and I would roll up with my nest. Quick. Powder chocolate. Take the cap off the can.
[00:19:01] Speaker A: That's quick. Get out of here.
[00:19:03] Speaker B: I'm taking the pass. I'm gonna take the cap off the top. I'm gonna scoop. I'm a man. I'm gonna add that to my milk. I'm gonna stir that up right there.
[00:19:11] Speaker A: Nesquik ain't got nothing on you, bro.
[00:19:13] Speaker B: Are you kidding me?
[00:19:14] Speaker A: Nesquik is out here trying to be cute now.
[00:19:16] Speaker B: That bunny, man. Hey, that's what I'm saying. You remember the Nesquik bunny? You said he had the strong.
[00:19:23] Speaker A: Yeah, he had the strong.
[00:19:24] Speaker B: Everything way better than you. Who?
What is it? Tell me what it is. It's just chocolate water. It's not chocolate water. Milk don't look like that. I'm sorry. If you some yoo hoo drinkers out there.
Milk don't look like that. That looks like melted caramel or something. You got to look like it don't
[00:19:40] Speaker A: look like milk once you shake it up. It's the same thing as nes.
[00:19:43] Speaker B: Gotta shake it.
[00:19:44] Speaker A: It's been sitting.
[00:19:45] Speaker B: Nah, man. It's milk.
[00:19:47] Speaker A: You're supposed to shake every milk.
[00:19:48] Speaker B: No, man. I'm telling you, right? That ain't milk.
[00:19:50] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:19:50] Speaker B: All right. Yoo is not milk. That's where you thought the damage was coming. That's Yoohoo. Is not milk. I'll tell y' all, all you. You who drinkers out there right now. What n tell you.
[00:19:58] Speaker A: No, you. I. I give you the fact you got. You got the bunny. The bunny was a gangster, but he. He ain't an OG like you.
[00:20:04] Speaker B: That was chocolate milk. What is yooo? Chocolate milk? Yes. That's not chocolate milk.
[00:20:08] Speaker A: Just because you say it looks like it tastes.
[00:20:10] Speaker B: Why does it look like skim milk?
[00:20:13] Speaker A: You asking the wrong one. I just know it might. It tastes good.
I know what skim milk tastes like. And you who don't taste like skin.
[00:20:20] Speaker B: You who tastes like skin.
[00:20:21] Speaker A: No, it don't.
[00:20:22] Speaker B: It tastes like chocolate.
[00:20:23] Speaker A: I'm gonna give you some Yoohoo and I'm gonna give you some chocolate water.
[00:20:25] Speaker B: Tastes like chocolate water.
[00:20:26] Speaker A: Straight chocolate water. Same way.
[00:20:28] Speaker B: You know why I don't like Yoohoo? Because I got a river that goes through my neighborhood back home.
[00:20:32] Speaker A: Stop.
[00:20:33] Speaker B: And the river water and that yoo drink insane. You sorry.
[00:20:37] Speaker A: That's a lie.
[00:20:38] Speaker B: That you might. That river. And if I put that river water in a bottle and I had you two, you. No, there's no way you would tell me what the difference was. There's no way.
[00:20:48] Speaker A: That's nasty. That's some nasty water.
[00:20:51] Speaker B: That's why I don't drink Yoohoo. I just. There's. There's certain things, like some people say they don't eat shrimp because it's texture. It's a texture thing to them.
[00:20:58] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:20:59] Speaker B: Okay. This is a sight thing to me.
[00:21:00] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:21:01] Speaker B: It's a site. You who just looks like the river. Go back to float my.
[00:21:04] Speaker A: Go back to the childhood river.
[00:21:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:21:06] Speaker A: You think somebody just put a bottle and put a logo on it.
[00:21:09] Speaker B: Plus, I grew up in an era that it was, you know, Willy Wonka and Willy Wonka the Chocolate Factory with Gene Wilder, and they had a chocolate river. You know what I'm saying? So I was like, oh, that's probably a bunch of you.
That's what it is.
[00:21:19] Speaker A: Instead, it's that unsaturated Willy Wonka probably
[00:21:23] Speaker B: got Yoohoo lovers in that. I'm sorry about if I make y' all mad, but yoohoo's garbage there, babies.
[00:21:29] Speaker A: That's. Yoohoo was. Was more of a thing than Nesquik. It was for. I'm telling you. 92 to 96.
[00:21:37] Speaker B: I think Capri Suns and high C was jumping higher than Yoohoo sales.
[00:21:41] Speaker A: Oh, I won't argue with that. I. I'm a Capri high C. I was more of a high C kid than a Capri sun.
[00:21:47] Speaker B: I was. I was more Capri sun.
[00:21:49] Speaker A: Was i3 some out before high C or did they kind of come together?
[00:21:52] Speaker B: No, I see high C came after.
Yeah, IC came after. And it was funny that my son Isaiah one time asked me if he can have some hick juice because he was actually saying it together.
[00:22:02] Speaker A: Oh, he didn't. He wasn't spaced out.
Yeah.
[00:22:05] Speaker B: When he was. When he was a child, he used to open the door and he'd be. He'd open the refrigerator door like, dad, I want some hick juice. And I was like, what is hick juice? And I look. And I was like, oh, that's high. See you knucklehead.
[00:22:15] Speaker A: Here, don't skip. That's why they put the dash in there.
[00:22:18] Speaker B: But Capri Suns, I used to take it to. You put the straw in it. When you put the straw in it, you can blow air into it and fill it up and then it will. It would force the water, the. The juice to come out. So you didn't even have to suck on it. You could just hold the straw in your mouth.
[00:22:29] Speaker A: I will say they've gotten soft. So they brought. At this party, they brought Capri Suns. The hole is no longer aluminum. It's now just clear plastic. So you can see.
[00:22:41] Speaker B: You can see where you poking in.
[00:22:42] Speaker A: Yes. It used to just be the actual same color of the Capri.
[00:22:47] Speaker B: So they don't mind showing us what color Capri sun is.
[00:22:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I feel like that was the whole Excitement was.
[00:22:51] Speaker B: Nobody knew. Yeah, yeah, you had a pouch.
[00:22:53] Speaker A: You didn't know till you actually drank
[00:22:55] Speaker B: it that you was like, didn't they have like. Like ones that. Flavors that were like, oh, this is going to be a surprise flavor. Okay.
[00:23:01] Speaker A: Yep, they had a surprise flavors.
[00:23:03] Speaker B: Yoohoo. I'm telling you right now, dog.
[00:23:04] Speaker A: No, no, you're not going YouTubers.
[00:23:07] Speaker B: No, sorry, you who not YouTube.
[00:23:09] Speaker A: Sorry, you YouTube now you.
[00:23:13] Speaker B: You who now they go, they gonna tell us this, this video can't come.
[00:23:16] Speaker A: We gonna get. We gonna get a notification due to you telling us bye. You are no longer on this.
[00:23:23] Speaker B: Not YouTube.
[00:23:25] Speaker A: YouTube. We love you, my man. Said YouTube Bye.
[00:23:31] Speaker B: But mostly like most of. Most of my drinks though, growing up though was like. Like I drank a lot of soda.
I drink a lot of soda. I had. I only.
[00:23:39] Speaker A: I grew up on soda, but I really. Oh, I lied. It was three fruit drink.
[00:23:42] Speaker B: Fruit soda drinks was my favorite.
[00:23:44] Speaker A: What was the orange? Sunkiss.
[00:23:46] Speaker B: Sunkiss. Yeah, Sunkiss. And there was another one.
[00:23:49] Speaker A: I was Sunkiss a W. Root beer. Oh, and
[00:23:55] Speaker B: did I.
[00:23:55] Speaker A: Was I a Crush? Yes, Crush.
[00:23:58] Speaker B: Crush was the other one.
[00:23:59] Speaker A: I like Sunkiss more than Crush.
[00:24:01] Speaker B: I could down Sunk it. Sunkiss Orange. Done. Gone.
Gone.
[00:24:05] Speaker A: That can. Are they still around? I know Crush still is.
[00:24:08] Speaker B: Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
[00:24:09] Speaker A: I gotta take a trip down. Down a soda aisle and just reminisce on.
[00:24:13] Speaker B: It's funny sometimes if you visit like the dollar stores you like, that's where I find all my retro candy. All my retro soda. Like, I found a rocky road at a. At a dollar store. I was like, dude, I thought they stopped selling ro roads. Like. Nope, they still got them.
[00:24:28] Speaker A: Rocky road.
[00:24:29] Speaker B: Red Red rapper Everything producer Sean.
[00:24:32] Speaker A: You know, we need to do our next vlog. We need to go hit up a dollar tree. Dollar General.
We need to find some retro candy.
[00:24:39] Speaker B: I agree.
[00:24:40] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:24:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:24:41] Speaker A: No disrespect to Walmart. No disrespect to an Albertson. We need to go hit up the retro spots.
[00:24:46] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:24:46] Speaker A: The spots that we are wondering how they still are producing these.
[00:24:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:24:49] Speaker A: Dollar General, I bet would be. Oh, Dollar General. I bet they got Crushes on deck.
[00:24:54] Speaker B: See, what's crazy is I found like old school candy. Like when I grew up, like the candy had. I don't remember if you remember the Astro Pops and the ones that if you. If you bit on them, your teeth stuck to it and then you try to fight off and they broke off, but they were. They were pointed at the front, at the top and then they came down like it looked like A Christmas tree.
[00:25:10] Speaker A: Yes, I do remember that.
[00:25:11] Speaker B: Now they're reversed.
Now the stick is at the point. What, that you're holding it, and then it's flat on the. On the top.
[00:25:18] Speaker A: And they got soft.
[00:25:19] Speaker B: Yeah, somebody got stabbed. I'm just saying somebody got stuck with them. I don't know.
[00:25:24] Speaker A: Yeah, don't.
You can't. You can't reverse that, man. That's like the Capri sun. Don't make that hole clear.
[00:25:30] Speaker B: I'm gonna go look for some Tang today. Now that's. I said I'm there. I'm still tripping out about that, bro. I haven't seen Tang in a long time.
[00:25:37] Speaker A: When they brought the powdered form, I literally was like, how long you been hanging on to that? And they're like, oh, I got it today. And I was like, there's no way, bro.
[00:25:46] Speaker B: They would have been a jeep. They would have made this. The. The Tang and use that as the stuff to put on the ice when they were using a Snoopy snow cone machine.
Oh, they would Tang that.
[00:25:58] Speaker A: That's a classic.
[00:26:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:00] Speaker A: Speaking of Scooby, Scooby snacks back then were another snack of mine that I liked. I always wanted them in my lunchbox for school.
[00:26:06] Speaker B: Scooby Snacks.
[00:26:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Just. They're just like graham crackers, but they were just Scooby.
[00:26:09] Speaker B: Oh, we had. I had. What is it? Teddy Grahams?
[00:26:12] Speaker A: Yep. Animal. Was it the animal cracker with the. With the carnival red? And it was a pink box. They came in that little box? Yeah, yeah.
[00:26:18] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:26:19] Speaker A: Those hit. Those are one Teddy Graham.
[00:26:21] Speaker B: Those are mother cookies. Mother's cookies.
He had mother's cookies. I knew mother's cookies because my mom was collecting base.
Mother cookies had baseball cards connected to the.
[00:26:29] Speaker A: Gotcha. I was like, how is this getting connected to mother's cookies?
[00:26:32] Speaker B: Mother's cookies.
[00:26:34] Speaker A: I think that's my. That's it. That's my list.
[00:26:37] Speaker B: I can't believe you got yoohoo on there, man.
[00:26:39] Speaker A: Bro. Got to. I grew up on it. Oh, sorry. My last one.
You can go down puddings, but I feel there's only one pudding brand. It's snack puddings, but I didn't know of any other brand. Who.
[00:26:50] Speaker B: Making them?
[00:26:51] Speaker A: Who's making them?
[00:26:52] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:26:53] Speaker A: Who makes snack puddings? There's.
[00:26:54] Speaker B: There's a couple of companies that make them. Like, how? We had Little Debbie's To. To Hostess. Yeah. Like, you got jell.
[00:27:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:27:02] Speaker B: You got jello Instant pudding. You have that. The other one, it's just. I think it's just Called instant pudding or something, but it's in the same. It's in the same aisle.
[00:27:09] Speaker A: You gotta go jello. So if you want. You want good quality and quantity jello pudding.
[00:27:16] Speaker B: Are you the same with yogurt? Yes.
So it has to be like a yogurt brand. So it can't be like a. An off brand yogurt.
[00:27:25] Speaker A: Because. Because like, you were talking about, you said it from a texture standpoint. I already don't like yogurt. I know it's good for you. I can't. I can't have no water. I can't have my yogurt. And I see water just floating on top.
[00:27:39] Speaker B: The more you stir it just.
[00:27:41] Speaker A: Yeah, it don't.
[00:27:41] Speaker B: It didn't help. No, you just stir it in that lake state.
[00:27:44] Speaker A: I'm like, diluting it. Really. Like, I don't know how I'm diluting my yogurt.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: Why is this lake not leaving?
[00:27:49] Speaker A: Yes. I. Yeah, I'm so. I can't. I'm not a yogurt person.
[00:27:54] Speaker B: You can't just drink that water real quick.
[00:27:56] Speaker A: No. Anybody that does that, you are trifling. I'm sorry. If you drink that, you are trifling.
[00:28:05] Speaker B: I've never seen you gag like that before.
[00:28:07] Speaker A: That is disgusting, bro.
[00:28:11] Speaker B: Just peel that lid off and just.
I will.
[00:28:14] Speaker A: I will lose a friendship if I see somebody do that, dog. Our friendship is done. I don't care how long I know you. If you sip on your yogurt that.
[00:28:26] Speaker B: Just to get that little bit of water, not to get any yogurt. That water. That was just before you stir.
[00:28:34] Speaker A: Oh, no.
Oh, God damn it, Tac. Now I gotta go on the yogurt strike. I can't. I can't look at yogurt now.
[00:28:44] Speaker B: No, you can. No, that's how you get that good yogurt. You get that good yogurt.
[00:28:49] Speaker A: Oh, I can't do it now. I'm taking the yogurt timeout. Dog. Dog. If I see somebody sipping yogurt, I'mma have a problem.
I don't care if I don't know you or not, dog. You are going to hear it from
[00:29:01] Speaker B: me in the comments. People going to send videos or little clips of people.
[00:29:04] Speaker A: Please don't. I ain't never asked y' all if y' all love me. Do not send me no comments about that.
[00:29:10] Speaker B: You love me, send them. If you love me, send them.
[00:29:15] Speaker A: It's going to be the first time you're going to hear. You're going to see. No, you're going to see. No replies from Twoity. They're going to be like where he at dog?
[00:29:22] Speaker B: And it's just going to be the yogurt laughing emojis.
[00:29:24] Speaker A: Oh God that is dude disgusting.
Why would you even say something like that dog?
[00:29:31] Speaker B: That's the yogurt part. You peel off the top and you got all. Gotta stir this instead of stir it. Just you know.
[00:29:37] Speaker A: Please tell me you've never done. Please ask my co host dog please take a sip. Don't tell me you've done that.
[00:29:43] Speaker B: Oh if I, if I told you I ain't never done that I'd be lying to you.
[00:29:46] Speaker A: That's so nasty.
[00:29:49] Speaker B: Hey man that's how you get stuck with certain. You get stuck in certain situations.
I was thirsty at the time. How. And all I had was a yoga.
[00:29:57] Speaker A: How am I gonn. How did it. I don't know. I'm done. Hit. Hit the like hit the. No I'm not Hit the like hit the. Subscribe Hit in the comments.
Name your type of snacks growing up from the 90s or the 80s or whatever if yeah if you, if you do yoga stuff just just DMT directly don't put it in the comments if you love me that way I can
[00:30:19] Speaker B: read them back to Twitty like if
[00:30:20] Speaker A: you love me, if you respect what we do, if you love what we do. Do not put no yogurt emojis in the comments.
[00:30:26] Speaker B: Complete opposite of what Twitty just said. If you love us send.
[00:30:30] Speaker A: Oh we're going for 15k. 15k whether you do the yogurt or not you'll still get a swag bag. I might reduce it if I find out you drink your yogurt I add to it. That's disgusting.
[00:30:43] Speaker B: I would add to it if you say you drank it before and you don't mess with Yoohoo.
[00:30:46] Speaker A: Oh my we're done.
