Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: The Hawaiian Comedian presents. I've been doing comedy for over 20, 23 years and I've been on the road. I've been in different cities. I've been different things like that.
[00:00:07] Speaker B: We're here to talk about everything, man. The topics you talk about with your friends, your family, questions you got for us. Twitting in the city.
[00:00:14] Speaker A: Aloha.
[00:00:19] Speaker B: Maybe you missed us and maybe this is the next episode. Either way, what it do? Boo Boo Sweetie in the city. I don't know, some people might miss it.
[00:00:27] Speaker A: No, I think they did miss us. It's been a minute.
[00:00:28] Speaker B: I think some people be hitting that next button. Just quick like you to the intro. Intro hooked you. And now you're just on to numero whatever this one is. I've lost track number seven. Oh, good job, number seven. We'll see how long AC keeps track of these.
[00:00:42] Speaker A: Oh, I'm going keep track of them before. And I'm be like number 176. Yeah.
[00:00:45] Speaker B: How you going to do that?
[00:00:47] Speaker A: Just going fl.
[00:00:48] Speaker B: You just going to flash it five, 10 times. As you can tell, this is what we do, man. This is Twitty in the City, brought to you by the Hawaiian comedian. Of course, I'm Twitty. That's the homie hc the thc. I call him hc. It's just the Hawaiian Comedian. I don't want to be saying that on the podcast. That would probably take up 80% of it if I had to call you that every time.
[00:01:09] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:01:09] Speaker B: So I just go HC for sure. By the way, I gotta. I'm gonna go broke, bro.
[00:01:14] Speaker A: Doing what?
[00:01:15] Speaker B: Costco. This. Almost everything I wear is Costco. Was on my way here, stopped at Costco. Was only going to go get a hot dog because you can't beat that price. To get to the hot dog spot, you got to walk past the apparel. You walk past the apparel. Oh, look, the jacket that was 30.99 was on sale for 12.99.
[00:01:35] Speaker A: You know that's what they do with the rotisserie chicken, right?
[00:01:38] Speaker B: Oh, probably. I buy rotisserie.
[00:01:39] Speaker A: Rotisserie chicken all the way in the back of the store because they know that's where people have to walk. You got to walk past everything in Costco.
[00:01:44] Speaker B: It's a successful scheme. And they're going to keep taking my money.
[00:01:46] Speaker A: Right. It's funny. You're going for. You're going for a hot dog. You come out with a. With a long sleeve.
[00:01:51] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:01:52] Speaker A: And then you. What's worse is if you come out and you don't Even have a hot dog. That's the worst part you ever did that.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: I, I, I, no, I didn't come.
[00:02:00] Speaker A: Out, come out with a receipt and you're like, man, hold up. I was going in there for a hot dog.
[00:02:04] Speaker B: Yep. That, that happened to me. So that's, that's just what we do. Another episode, twitting in the city. Get the likes, get the subscribing, getting them comments. We're going to let you know what we feel, how we feel, and if you like it, you like it. This episode. I think you're gonna like this one, hc. I didn't, I didn't even preface it to you. I think you're gonna just know at the top of your head. I think in society nowadays, some people need to understand what basic must have skills you should have.
[00:02:31] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. This gonna be this episode. Yes, this is gonna be this episode.
[00:02:35] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:02:35] Speaker A: I've been waiting for this one.
[00:02:37] Speaker B: Dude, should I even just be on? Do you want to just go?
[00:02:40] Speaker A: No, no, I want you, I want. Bring it in there. Let's build it up.
[00:02:43] Speaker B: Okay, so this all preference because I was on the phone with my buddy and we were talking about how we'd been long friends and he was like, man. I was like, yeah. I was like, I do anything for you, bro. And he was like, yeah, you're a real friend. And he reminded me how I had to come save him from a date, but not from the date being the girl. So here's the preference. My homie.
[00:03:07] Speaker A: That's what it sounded like for a second.
[00:03:09] Speaker B: No, senior year, so can drive. Homie took this girl out on a date. They went to the movie theaters. I know they're on the date, okay? House phone calls. I'm like, who is calling me this late? I answer, it's my homie. I'm like, yo, what's up? How's it going? He was like, bro, I need a favor. I'm like, okay, cool. Like, I need to be the third wheel. What's up? He was like, I need you to come help me with my car. Now. This dude grew up how I grew up.
[00:03:38] Speaker A: Okay, what do you need Jumpstart or something?
[00:03:40] Speaker B: I. So that's what I'm asking.
[00:03:41] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:03:42] Speaker B: He was the first red flag, hc. I named off several things. I was like, you need to jump. You need a battery. Like, what's up? I'm like, like, did you forget? Because I was like, did you forget to get your oil change? I told you to get that change. And he's like, I just need you to come down here. So now I'm thinking, like, what could. Bro? What could this be? First of all, if it's past that, why are you calling me? I know stuff, but I'm in high school. Okay, H.C.
i pull up and there is a flat tire.
So he did not know how to change the tire while on a date.
[00:04:30] Speaker A: Did the flat tire happen during the date?
[00:04:32] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:04:33] Speaker A: Was the date sitting in the car?
[00:04:34] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:04:35] Speaker A: Just sitting there?
[00:04:36] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:04:38] Speaker A: She didn't even know how.
[00:04:39] Speaker B: She didn't know how.
[00:04:40] Speaker A: And he didn't know how.
[00:04:41] Speaker B: He didn't know how.
Can I tell you how mad I was?
Which is why he said he thought we weren't going to be friends.
[00:04:51] Speaker A: Let's. How long did it take you? Did you still help him with it?
[00:04:55] Speaker B: I did.
[00:04:55] Speaker A: How long did it take?
[00:04:56] Speaker B: I probably set a record because I was so pissed. I'll tell you this, hc I was so mad that I cranked the. I cranked the car before even undoing the bolts, and I somehow got the bolts done with it being off the ground.
[00:05:11] Speaker A: That's that mad.
[00:05:12] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:05:13] Speaker A: Momentum. You get the tire going one way and you pop it back the other way to get the boat free.
[00:05:17] Speaker B: That's how mad I was.
[00:05:18] Speaker A: Yeah, that's mad.
[00:05:18] Speaker B: Like, I didn't even do actual protocol. I just.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Took the tire off. I think I just let the tire roll.
[00:05:27] Speaker A: Let me ask you this, because this would have made me even more upset. Where was your friend? Was he learning or was he standing off to the side on his phone?
[00:05:36] Speaker B: I think he wanted to learn. And I just told him, get out my way. I said. Literally, I said, either go somewhere else or just get back in the car.
[00:05:44] Speaker A: You see? And I think that's where.
[00:05:46] Speaker B: Because that ain't the time to learn.
[00:05:48] Speaker A: It's not. But you know what, though? But you know what? Like, we can be mad, like, oh, I'm. I'm. I have known things like this to happen. And it's like, you look at certain people and you like, how did you get this far?
How did you get this far in life? Like, I think in that situation, you should be able to know how to. Changing the tires should be part of the driving test.
[00:06:09] Speaker B: It really should. It.
[00:06:11] Speaker A: I think that should be a part of the actual drive. If you can't change the tire, you don't need to be out because some people are like, well, I can just call a tow truck. What if you can't call a tow truck? What if you in a spot where there is no cell phone service? Oh, what are you supposed to do?
[00:06:23] Speaker B: There's some spots in Idaho you ain't got no service.
[00:06:25] Speaker A: And I know some. And I know some dudes are sitting out there going, well, you know, I was never. And I'm like, I don't give excuses to guys. I don't. There are certain things. Oh, nowadays that us guys have to know. We have to know how to do certain things.
[00:06:40] Speaker B: And this is where this topic came up. So, yeah, he brought that up to me, and I said, I almost forgot about that. And he was like, I can't believe you forgot. I said, it was that long ago. And also, again, I don't know how the two of us growing up together.
[00:06:55] Speaker A: In the same way. Same thing.
[00:06:56] Speaker B: Same way. Like, same way. And I'm just like, how did you not know how. Like, that is just. If I'm calling a tow truck for a tire nowadays, those bolts are on. But even then, I took a trick from you. I keep one of my. I keep my spare drill in my truck.
[00:07:14] Speaker A: Right in the truck.
[00:07:14] Speaker B: Like, I got no excuse.
[00:07:16] Speaker A: Nope.
[00:07:16] Speaker B: Unless the battery's dead on my. On my drill.
[00:07:20] Speaker A: And even with that, though, like, I got. I have a lug nut. I have a lug nut wrench that is like, the four ways.
[00:07:24] Speaker B: Oh, I still got that. Yeah.
[00:07:25] Speaker A: So even if I can't just use my electric, I can. I can still use the manual to get it off, But I. There's. There's certain things in there now. There are certain things that, like, I came across a snag being in construction. I was taught a lot of basic things, especially for a house.
[00:07:40] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:07:40] Speaker A: Like, if things need to be built in the house, I. I can pretty much. I have the tools for it. I have the stuff for it. I can do yourself. Sometimes that does backfire.
It does backfire. Like, just because we know it don't mean we gotta always tell it, though. And that's what. That's what I mean by.
[00:07:55] Speaker B: Okay. Got you got.
[00:07:56] Speaker A: So I'm in my friend's house. We're walking in the hallway, and I look up in the ceiling, and it has one of those. You know, the attic access points. Yeah, it's like a little door that opens up and closes. Well, it's on a spring, but I notice it ain't closing all the way.
I could see that one of the springs.
[00:08:13] Speaker B: There's a little gap.
[00:08:14] Speaker A: Yeah, there's a gap in it, and it's. One of the springs is messed up. So I. Thinking that it was just him and I in the hallway.
I Didn't know there was anybody else in the hallway because I was looking at him. Somebody was standing behind me. Behind me was his wife. Now, I was looking at this thing, and I'm like, dude, why. Why don't you fix that real quick? And he turned back and looked at me, and he gave me this long story. I probably should have picked up that this story is too long. And the only reason why he's telling me this story is because he knows that there's somebody behind me, that he already told this story, too.
[00:08:50] Speaker B: Right?
[00:08:50] Speaker A: Now he looked at it, and he was like, oh, you know, I got to get a ladder, and I got to go down to the tool shop, and I got to rent the special tool. And the special tool is going to.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: Be able to get this.
[00:09:00] Speaker A: And I just. I'm looking at it because I'm thinking, he's talking to me. He's not giving me any signal that there's somebody behind me. That's over here in the conversation. Yeah. So when he goes in there, I'm still thinking I'm talking to him, and I look at him, and I'm like, nah, bro, you ain't got to do that. Look, take a flathead screwdriver, take a little ladder, go up there, grab this right here. That thing's going to pop off. That thing's going to flip around. When it does, pop it back on. That thing will go right up.
Dead silence.
[00:09:28] Speaker B: You got that man for about 5.5seconds. You got that man in trouble.
[00:09:32] Speaker A: He just looked me in my face and put his head down. And I'm like. Like, did I just give you bad news or something? Behind me, I hear, is that all he has to do?
[00:09:44] Speaker B: I'm sorry.
[00:09:45] Speaker A: I sat there, I turned around, and she looked at me, and she goes, see? He told me he had. He got all this stuff, and he told me how to get. And I'm sitting like this. And now. Now.
Now I gotta prove it. She leaves, she goes, grabs a stepladder, comes back in, she goes, all you said you needed was a flathead screwdriver. That's what I heard. And I'm like, damn it. So I get up there. Now I got to do it. Now he's looking at me like, well, now you got to do it. And then after I was done and I left, and she was like, that took him three months to get to a point where you had to do something in five minutes.
[00:10:15] Speaker B: Five minutes left.
[00:10:17] Speaker A: And he just looked at me, and he goes, why you do that? He goes, that used to be My time where I tell her I'm working on it and I could just stay up there. And then I said, man, we got. We got to work out some kind of hand signals, right?
[00:10:27] Speaker B: You got to do something.
[00:10:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:28] Speaker B: Like, you need a lot. Be like, oh, babe, you need something. Why didn't he just do that? You can at least lean over and be like, babe, you need something.
[00:10:34] Speaker A: I was hoping he would have nothing. He just kept quiet.
[00:10:37] Speaker B: Like, I'm. I'm gonna give him a little bit of discredit on that one. He at least got. He gotta give you some better warning.
[00:10:43] Speaker A: My thing is, too. If you gonna fake it. Like, let me in. Like, let me in on it. Like, if you. Cause you can't sell. You can't sell it to me. That it can't be done with these special tools. You can't. That's not gonna work for me.
[00:10:52] Speaker B: No, it can't. It can't. No. That's a funny story. So for me, obviously, changing the tire, I Like, if you can't do that with a car.
[00:11:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:02] Speaker B: I think that's the. Like, the basics.
[00:11:05] Speaker A: But who taught. Like, who taught you how to drive? Like, if you. How did you not know that? In case you get a flat? Right. Like.
[00:11:12] Speaker B: Like, that's just. To me, it was like, how's that not common sense? Like, I don't want to be strange.
[00:11:17] Speaker A: Let me. Were they on their way to the date or were they on their. Their home?
[00:11:21] Speaker B: On their way home?
[00:11:22] Speaker A: They were on their way back from.
[00:11:23] Speaker B: The date, and this happened and it.
[00:11:24] Speaker A: Happened, and neither one of them could change the tire.
[00:11:27] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:11:28] Speaker A: They're just sitting in this car.
[00:11:29] Speaker B: Yep. Well, they both were outside and they both.
This is where I've matured. Because I don't. Like, I don't. When you ask me for help at that point, there is no teaching.
Like, I just came from my house. I was probably playing doggone Madden on the PlayStation 2 at this point in high school. So it's like, you're interrupting my night because you don't know how to do something. And you don't know how to do something, or you at least don't got nobody else to call.
[00:11:55] Speaker A: Right?
[00:11:56] Speaker B: So, yeah, when I show up, uh, we're not talking, we're not checking. She was like, oh, thanks, Twitty. I didn't. I don't think I said, you're welcome. I just said, I need you to move, please.
[00:12:05] Speaker A: This would. This would turn into a learning thing for me. Uh, that would be a learning thing for me. Because if not, they Just gonna call me again?
[00:12:11] Speaker B: Oh, no. I flat out told him. Cause she was in the car, we're in the bag, I closed the trunk. He's like, thank you, bro. I said, don't you ever call me unless you lose all four tires. And I said by lose, like, they put you on cinder blocks.
[00:12:27] Speaker A: Yes. Or you just got lug nuts broke while you.
[00:12:30] Speaker B: I said, if you ever call me about a flat tire, I said, I love you, but I'm leaving you.
[00:12:35] Speaker A: You know? And that. That. That also reminds me, like, of, like, watching, like, I mean, just basic stuff. Basic stuff should be in there, like, especially for a guy. Like, I'm. So that's what I'm saying is I don't give excuses to guys. There are basic stuff that guys got to know, right? You got to know how to. How to use a screwdriver.
[00:12:50] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:12:51] Speaker A: Or Phillips. I have met folks that do not.
[00:12:53] Speaker B: What?
[00:12:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I have met folks that do not, like, know the proper way to use a screwdriver. Like, they'll grab it, and when they turn, instead of turning with your hands so that it can keep going, they will literally turn their whole wrist, and they go back, turn the whole wrist again, and then go back, turn the whole wrist again.
[00:13:11] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Nice fingers.
[00:13:12] Speaker A: It's fingers.
[00:13:13] Speaker B: You use the whole. You use the hole. If you're unscrewing something, you got to really get it out. Otherwise you're going to shoot one hand.
[00:13:19] Speaker A: And you're pushing in as you're turning with the other hand to keep it to where you have that. That. That. If you have to put more force.
[00:13:25] Speaker B: That's probably how you get arthritis nowadays.
[00:13:27] Speaker A: I've met guys that don't know how to use a crescent wrench. Don't even know what a crescent wrench. How. How it goes in the sizes for different things. I've seen people using tools on things where I'm just like, what are you doing? I don't know how many guys I know that will reach for a butter knife before they actually reach for something that you're supposed to be reaching for. They'll be like, oh, just give me a butter knife. I've seen guys using steak knives to get the screws out of the back of remote controls, because it's the only thing that's small enough and sharp enough to get that little screw out there. So they're going to their kitchen, grabbing their steak knives and using those things to open up, and it's like, where you don't have a screwdriver, you can.
[00:14:03] Speaker B: You can still use a flathead. It's just a little more difficult. But I'd use that over a butter knife.
[00:14:08] Speaker A: There's so many. There's so many things I see by so many different guys that I'm just sitting there going, what? Like, what happened?
[00:14:13] Speaker B: Okay, so we got lose. Losing. Using a screwdriver, changing a tire.
This is one that I found out when I was in college.
Properly washing clothes.
[00:14:28] Speaker A: Yep. Yep.
[00:14:30] Speaker B: Like, not all clothes are equal.
[00:14:33] Speaker A: No.
[00:14:33] Speaker B: And that's one that my mom taught me. My mom was a. My mom was somebody that taught me. I grew up in a single household, so my mom said my son will not just be a man. Like, he will know all things. So I learned how that you have delicates. You got workout clothes and you got whites.
[00:14:50] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:14:51] Speaker B: And you got to know the temperatures to wash those. Oh, and also towels. Towels are separate.
[00:14:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Don't wash the colors in hot.
[00:14:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Don't do that in hot. Don't do. Don't do whites and cold. Don't do delicate or don't do whites in high. And don't do delicates and hot. You do it in cold.
[00:15:06] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:15:06] Speaker B: Yep. And then if you're bougie, you air dry your nice stuff. You don't have to. You can actually do a low setting. But I just like to air dry.
[00:15:14] Speaker A: I air dry on my, like my jersey. Stuff like that.
[00:15:16] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:16] Speaker A: That I don't want to put in the dryer. I'll put. I'll air dry. But like. Yeah. My mom, same way. 13 years old, I knew how to do my own clothes. My mom had me in there, you know, because she always told me that she, she never wanted me to need somebody that never needs someone to help to do my stuff. Just that if I ever have somebody in my life that she wants me to have him. Not need someone.
[00:15:35] Speaker B: Exactly. Here's a sleeper one that I bet a lot of people don't. How to iron.
[00:15:42] Speaker A: Hmm.
[00:15:43] Speaker B: I think that is. I think that is a asset you need, but it's one that you kind of really don't until you really need it.
[00:15:52] Speaker A: Well, I mean, there's like so many wrinkle free clothes nowadays.
[00:15:55] Speaker B: Right.
[00:15:55] Speaker A: Back in the day, we didn't have that many clothes that wrinkle free, but we was ironing rayon shirts.
[00:16:01] Speaker B: But there is that. There could be that moment you go into a wedding, you had to fold everything up. I don't care if you got it in the bag and all that. And you need to get that crease out. You got to know how to put it On a certain set in cotton wool. How much water to pour into it.
[00:16:16] Speaker A: Are you going to tell me you have ironed your Levi's?
[00:16:20] Speaker B: Probably not. Oh, have I ever.
[00:16:22] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:16:22] Speaker B: Oh yeah.
[00:16:23] Speaker A: Yes, you do.
[00:16:23] Speaker B: I put the front crease on it.
[00:16:25] Speaker A: Do you put that. Do you put the two side seams together so that you can find where that creases going to be?
[00:16:29] Speaker B: And you got to iron and I hard press hard. Oh, yes.
[00:16:33] Speaker A: It'll crease, right?
[00:16:33] Speaker B: Oh yeah, that front. That front. It didn't matter if I was sitting down with my knees crossed. You was going to see that crease.
[00:16:37] Speaker A: That's one of the reasons why I like dicky pants is that even if you don't iron them, that crease never leaves.
[00:16:43] Speaker B: That's cuz Dicky's probably. They had that big machine that probably pressed them things in there for.
[00:16:47] Speaker A: I think that's where they're actually sewn together at, is down that crease. That's where I think Dicky's. That's their secret is there's actually a stage stitching down there because wash them things over and over again, dry them out and still pull them out and they still got that crease.
[00:17:01] Speaker B: I don't think, I mean, I don't.
[00:17:03] Speaker A: Think this is like in there.
[00:17:05] Speaker B: That crease is in there. And I've washed some Dickies and I've washed them on accident with like my workout stuff and I was like, oh, there goes my crease. Nope, still in, still in there.
[00:17:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:17:13] Speaker B: Might have been a little faded, but.
[00:17:15] Speaker A: You could, you can tell where it was. Yes, yes.
[00:17:17] Speaker B: Dickies did have that hard crease. I'm trying to think what else I feel like knowing how to like cook and not like not relying on.
[00:17:29] Speaker A: And not even like. And not even like a full course meal. Yeah. Like basic stuff. Like you should know how to make rice. You should know how to make macaroni and cheese. Yes, you should know how to make basic, like basic type of meals. Like, I'm not, I'm not expecting anybody to know how to make like, you know, cordon bleu.
[00:17:44] Speaker B: No.
[00:17:45] Speaker A: Or like bake Alaska or something like that.
[00:17:47] Speaker B: But Mac and cheese, the ones out of. I'm talking out of the box. I ain't saying you got to, you know, like my grandma Katie, she does like three layers of cheese. Three different. That craft Kraft Mac and cheese blue box. Get you your boiling water, put the noodles in it. Let the, let the water boil first. Put the noodles in it. Probably got to let them cook for maybe five, five, seven minutes.
[00:18:09] Speaker A: Now let me ask you, do you make the sauce first and then put the noodles in, or do you make the sauce with the noodles in it?
[00:18:16] Speaker B: At the same time I go sauce and then pour it in. So as the noodles are cooking, I make the sauce.
[00:18:24] Speaker A: In a different pan. Oh, so you got two pots?
[00:18:27] Speaker B: I got two pots.
[00:18:28] Speaker A: Okay, okay.
[00:18:28] Speaker B: One. Cuz if I, at the time when I was making Mac and cheese, I wasn't trying to wait. So like the faster I could make it, the faster I could eat it. Cuz I was also that one kid that waited till he was starving to start making something, so I had to skip some processes. But.
[00:18:43] Speaker A: Yeah, but don't you got. But even though if you made up on time for that, don't you get that time back again? Because now you got two pots to wash rather than just one.
[00:18:50] Speaker B: Yeah, when you're hungry. When you're hungry, bro, you gotta, you do what you can.
[00:18:55] Speaker A: But like, yeah, that's one. You gotta cook.
[00:18:57] Speaker B: Yeah, just some like basic. Like, I ain't saying you gotta be out here like Chef Boradin it. Like you gotta know how to cook, clean, cleaning, like not this whole. Just a quick wipe over. Like, no, like wiping stuff down and wiping down a necessity. I ain't even gonna go that far, hc. I ain't even going to talk about fully moving stuff. But like the stuff you were using periodically, like changing a toothbrush, changing your sheets, changing your towel, like I'm talking that type of cleaning. Wow.
[00:19:30] Speaker A: I think I'm guilty of the towel 1. I think my towel lasts like a little bit longer than it should.
[00:19:35] Speaker B: Mine does now.
[00:19:37] Speaker A: I always think it's because I got it hanging over the door that it completely dries that I'm good. Like then it's like sometimes you just. Have you, have you ever got out the shower, grabbed your towel, went to put it to your face and you was like, oh, nuh, nope. This is happening.
[00:19:49] Speaker B: I've been there.
[00:19:50] Speaker A: New towel.
[00:19:51] Speaker B: I've corrected that now. So I try to go correction. I don't try because my wife usually when she's getting ready to do a load of laundry, she just grabs my towel. There's been times I literally just changed it and I was like, hey, I just changed that. She was like, it ain't gonna hurt to get another one. I'm like, ah, you right.
[00:20:05] Speaker A: Do you gotta leave the bathroom to get another one or the extra towels in the bathroom?
[00:20:08] Speaker B: No, I usually gotta leave.
[00:20:10] Speaker A: Okay, so hold on. Cause I know you. So when you leave, you turn the lights off. Before you go get the tower, then you gotta turn the light back on when you come back in with a new tower.
[00:20:17] Speaker B: That's the only time I don't.
That's true. Previous. In the previous episode, I did talk about that.
[00:20:24] Speaker A: You said, you can't leave the room when I turn the light off. So I'm thinking, you ain't got no towel, so you. Like, I'm gonna leave the room lights off. You just.
[00:20:31] Speaker B: No, I'll keep the light on.
[00:20:33] Speaker A: Walking around naked in a dark house.
[00:20:35] Speaker B: Naked in the dark. Turn the room down.
[00:20:37] Speaker A: Dark, dark, dark.
[00:20:38] Speaker B: No, I keep the light on. You know what? If I would have said yes, you probably wouldn't have been surprised. But no, I do keep the light on when I go get it. Cause it's a quick.
[00:20:45] Speaker A: It's a coming. That's what. Yeah, it's a quickie.
[00:20:47] Speaker B: I'm coming right back. But, yeah, there's some people who didn't know that. I'm not gonna lie. I was guilty. I used to, like, change my towel once a week, like, at the end of the week sometimes.
[00:20:56] Speaker A: That's how I need to. That's. That's how I need to. I need to get like that. I. I know I've gone a week and a half and didn't.
[00:21:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:21:02] Speaker A: Just been like, I don't think this towel is good no more.
[00:21:04] Speaker B: No, my wife. My wife changed them out every three to four days. She prefers two to three. But I was like, that's too fast. Like.
[00:21:12] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:12] Speaker B: Especially if I. Now if I'm, like, outside doing work. Yeah, that towel probably needs to go because. Yeah, I was outside getting muddy and dirty and all that.
[00:21:20] Speaker A: But you. You got to know basics, though. And.
[00:21:22] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:21:22] Speaker A: And that is one. Like, you got to know how to do laundry. You got to know how to do cleaning. You got. Cleaning is, like, especially for me. That's. It's huge for me. Oh, my Cleaning. Like, I say, move stuff. Like, you're not cleaning it if you ain't moving it. If it's staying in the same spot, it ain't getting clean.
[00:21:36] Speaker B: But I'm being. I'm being nice as a basic. Yeah. You want to talk about cleaning? We can get into cleaning, but at least taking care of your surfaces that can be seen, or even cleaning the kitchen table that you use, cleaning the countertops that you use.
[00:21:50] Speaker A: See, and that's the thing. I was, like, with my kids, like, I was so hard on them about cleaning, about this. No, we're going to do it by the numbers. You're going to Hate it. It's going to be like this because I know if they grasp the concept, the actual concept that you're showing them, they're only going to go if, if they skip cleaning, it's only going to be for a little bit because they're going to be like, oh, nope, it's got to be. It's got to be like this.
[00:22:10] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:22:10] Speaker A: And it's going to put them back in that top bracket again.
[00:22:13] Speaker B: Yeah, that's how I was like cleaning was. It was a Saturday. Yeah. Before I could go outside, I cleaned. There was times hc I cleaned on DOG on Friday thinking I was slick. My mom would go out with her girlfriends. I'm like, I'm a clean tonight. I wake up on Saturday, I'd be like, hey, it's done. I don't care. Clean it again. I'm like, I literally just cleaned it.
[00:22:33] Speaker A: No, you did.
[00:22:33] Speaker B: I got done at 10pm no you didn't. And she's like, but what did I say? And I'm like, so much for going out playing.
[00:22:40] Speaker A: And my dad, my dad, he'll just come up with a new project if I try to do something like that where I jump ahead in the next day. And I'm just like, yo, dad, is that. I finished it yesterday. He was like, oh, okay. Well I'm glad because I got this other project for you to do. Like he used to figure out something. My dad was good with that. Like that's where I get it from, is that my father used to do it like that. My father. I would think I was getting ahead. Right. And really I was finding out I was behind. I was just behind by so many jobs.
[00:23:02] Speaker B: He was being nice and letting you be on your own pace.
[00:23:04] Speaker A: But I was five jobs back. He gave me one job ahead. So when I was like, I'm done with that. He's like, cool, we still got three more jobs left.
[00:23:11] Speaker B: You ain't never caught up.
[00:23:12] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:23:13] Speaker B: What's another one I'm trying to think of that you need as a basic. Those are my main ones. Cleaning, cooking, changing a tire.
I say go for it.
[00:23:23] Speaker A: Grooming.
Oh yeah, Grooming.
[00:23:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:23:27] Speaker A: And I mean basic grooming and I mean basic stuff that I see slipping on. I'm getting tired of shaking guys hands and I'm getting cut on their fingernails.
[00:23:36] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm.
[00:23:37] Speaker A: That's that I, I go to shake your hand. I should not feel your fingernails up against my, my fingers.
[00:23:42] Speaker B: That's true.
[00:23:43] Speaker A: Scratching me, things like that. Maintain your fingers, maintain your hygiene. Like, I mean if, if you are growing a beard or something like that and it's going over there still. Like, if you can clean up the neck, you know, clean up the thing. Nice shape. There's nothing wrong with that. But I see a lot of guys that are just slipping.
[00:23:59] Speaker B: I see a lot of guys.
[00:24:01] Speaker A: Yeah, they're just like, hey, you know what I'm gonna throw on this hoodie? I'm gonna throw this on. I'm gonna throw this beanie on. I don't give a crap. I'm gonna just go out here and do this. And then it's like, come on, you could have been more because. And I, I would know you to be more presentable than that.
[00:24:13] Speaker B: Oh yeah, you gotta. You gotta look. You ain't gotta look all gq, but maintaining. Right.
[00:24:18] Speaker A: Like back in the day, like when my grandfather and my. Then when they were walking around, they were walking out hats, they had ties. Oh like it was. It was a must to walk outside with stuff like that.
[00:24:28] Speaker B: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Grandpa and. And pops was always almost like the last. Cuz that.
[00:24:32] Speaker A: That's my number one thing is I've seen more guys who are just leaving that just, you know, don't care. Like. Yeah, like, I mean, especially up here in Idaho. It's kind of funny cuz like, you know, I like, I see you in your. In your pink sweatpants, your green crocs. You got a 9 millimeter on the side of you because it's an open carry state and you wearing a car heart. It's like, come on, get. Get your life. And you going to a job interview. Like, come on, you get to figure out something.
[00:24:55] Speaker B: You're out something like just because you got things planned after. Yeah, after the interview.
[00:24:59] Speaker A: Even though, even though we don't even know what you got Crocs, sweats and a handgun. I don't know what's going on over here.
[00:25:04] Speaker B: You a chill.
[00:25:05] Speaker A: What's something something target practicing.
[00:25:09] Speaker B: Oh, man. You know what we got to do. That brought it up. You talk about grooming. Next episode, I need to talk about how my grooming has evolved. And that's how we're just going to end it. I'll explain it to you next episode. Twitty in the City. Fellas must haves. There's YouTube nowadays. Just figure it out, man. We got to do better. Till next time. Hit the like, hit that subscribe button. Twitty in the City. I'm Twitty. That's H.C. we out.
[00:25:36] Speaker A: Aloha.
