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[00:01:43] Speaker A: So speaking of men and reliable and I went on this vacation, okay. And my sister in law asked. Cause apparently ladies get in the comments. There are certain rules that women have that you just know you don't get taught.
So she wanted to know what are rules as a man that you don't get taught that you just know.
[00:02:05] Speaker B: Perfect.
[00:02:05] Speaker A: Perfect example. It ain't hard you just need me. I'm gonna put you on the right line, all right?
[00:02:09] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:02:09] Speaker A: One number one rule, you know, as a guy. And nobody has to tell you this.
[00:02:13] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:02:14] Speaker A: If it's three urinals and there's two of y'. All.
[00:02:17] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:02:18] Speaker A: One in the middle, one in the middle. See, that's the type of rule you don't get taught that you just. You just observe and you notice.
[00:02:24] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:02:24] Speaker A: I don't need guy to guy. I need guy. Urinal guy.
[00:02:28] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:28] Speaker A: Again, if it can happen, you know, if it's jam packed, you can't divide, that's fine. But if it's just two of us, you better not come beside me.
[00:02:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:37] Speaker A: You better not take the center, because that's also selfish.
[00:02:40] Speaker B: You know, I think, though, when they do that, when you. When you got all three and all three are taken up, I think that's when they should start, like, installing, like, different types of, like, TV screens that go on the top above. Because if you notice. Yeah. You notice whenever. If all three of them are done. Look at how people they. They straight up.
[00:02:57] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Because straight up, you don't look around.
[00:02:59] Speaker B: You don't. Yeah. You don't go to the left. Right. You just look straight up.
[00:03:01] Speaker A: That's what professional.
[00:03:02] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:02] Speaker A: I don't need to be looking down. I know. I know.
[00:03:04] Speaker B: What is.
[00:03:05] Speaker A: I know.
[00:03:05] Speaker B: I know how to aim.
[00:03:06] Speaker A: Yeah. So those are the examples.
[00:03:08] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:03:08] Speaker A: Keep thinking of some. I got another one for you.
[00:03:10] Speaker B: Which one?
[00:03:13] Speaker A: One bed. Two guys gotta share.
[00:03:16] Speaker B: Somebody sleeping on the floor.
[00:03:17] Speaker A: Sleeping on the floor or by default you go butt to butt. And you stay. No, you stay. But there ain't no rotating.
[00:03:24] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:03:25] Speaker A: There's a pillow. You in the middle.
On the ed.
[00:03:28] Speaker B: In the middle of y' all sleeping. It's for some way. Butt to butt. It's still gonna end up being somebody gonna run, somebody gonna roll over. Somebody gonna know.
[00:03:36] Speaker A: I'm undefeated.
[00:03:37] Speaker B: I'm on the floor.
[00:03:37] Speaker A: I'll take the floor or you take the floor. I'm undefeated. I know when I'm. If I have to share a bed with a guy, I'm not rolling over. It's like my body just knows. Like, we are not. We are not here to be comfortable. We are just here to sleep. Get some Z's. And we better wake up looking at that window.
[00:03:55] Speaker C: Movies.
[00:03:57] Speaker A: Oh, movies.
[00:03:58] Speaker B: Are you sitting next?
[00:04:00] Speaker A: Oh, no.
[00:04:01] Speaker B: But nowadays you gotta buy tickets.
[00:04:03] Speaker A: Yeah, nowadays you gotta buy tickets.
Probably buy them separate and put them. Like, stagger them.
[00:04:10] Speaker B: So you're gonna expect a stranger to sit in between. Y' All.
[00:04:14] Speaker A: No, because if you buy the ticket
[00:04:16] Speaker B: separate, if you buy 18 and then you buy 19, but you don't get.
[00:04:19] Speaker A: Okay, here. Here's the unwritten.
[00:04:20] Speaker B: You bet 18, you skip 19 and you buy 20.
[00:04:23] Speaker A: That's ideal. 20 is gonna be open, but if you can't.
That middle armrest, you don't. You don't lean on that. You each go opposite ends.
[00:04:31] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you right now, if I just buy a ticket and I can just walk in and sit where I want to sit at a movie theater. Yeah. There's one seat in between.
[00:04:36] Speaker A: Yeah, always.
[00:04:37] Speaker B: If I gotta buy a seat and there's two of us, I'm buying three seats.
[00:04:40] Speaker A: What, you gonna waste the money, though?
[00:04:42] Speaker B: I ain't wasting money. That's holding my popcorn. That's holding my drink. As I get another drink, bro, I get another. I get two drink carries, actually, because now they both drop on either side, and I got a place to put the popcorn right in the middle on the chair, dude.
[00:04:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm buying.
Telling the homie, you 21.
[00:04:59] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:05:00] Speaker A: 19.
[00:05:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Now, if I buy two, if I buy three seats and. And my homie sit next to me and make the seat open on his side, I'm gonna be like, nah, see,
[00:05:07] Speaker A: that's not how this working, bro. You said you gonna buy 13.
[00:05:11] Speaker B: It's happening. It's happening.
[00:05:14] Speaker A: Yep.
No.
[00:05:16] Speaker B: Yep, yep.
[00:05:16] Speaker A: But you know what? You in your 50s, so you balling. You got it like that.
[00:05:20] Speaker B: No, I ain't got it like that. I still gonna look for that coupon before I get up in there.
[00:05:23] Speaker A: I don't got it like that. That's.
Yeah, you're gonna look for that. Buy one, get one. Yeah. And you're gonna be like, look, y', all, we're not sitting in 20. No, that's gonna be. That's a concession stand there.
[00:05:33] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:05:33] Speaker A: Bro.
[00:05:34] Speaker B: Get the bogo. Get the bogo. Get that one in there. Boom.
[00:05:38] Speaker A: I'm telling you, you a mess.
[00:05:39] Speaker B: Putting Kyoki there. That's what I do. I put my dog there.
[00:05:42] Speaker A: See? That's fair. You got a service dog.
[00:05:43] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:05:44] Speaker A: But if you had to share, every guy knows you don't share the center. You. You slow, lean, you use the outside arm. Okay? So that's the rule for the movie theater. This one. Oh, you go ahead. I got a list. So you tell me.
[00:05:57] Speaker B: I got one. Because you. You're. You're. You're more into sports than I was. You played.
[00:06:01] Speaker A: You.
[00:06:01] Speaker B: You play football? I played baseball, but in football. Let me ask you. This now going in. In the gym locker room. Remember? And everybody was up in there.
[00:06:07] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:06:08] Speaker B: You sharing deodorant?
[00:06:10] Speaker A: No.
[00:06:11] Speaker B: And I'm not talking roll on.
[00:06:13] Speaker A: No. No, not at all.
[00:06:14] Speaker B: No. Right.
[00:06:15] Speaker A: How every. Every guy. Every guy.
[00:06:17] Speaker B: How many folk. But how many folks do you see in that. In that locker room? That is like, yo, let.
Let me get some of that.
[00:06:23] Speaker A: And you get the stupid look, you know? Okay, you only asking if it's. If you really desperate or if, you know, you got that one guy or teammate, yo, that has a second one.
[00:06:34] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:06:34] Speaker A: That's the only way I'm coughing it up is if I know. Because this is the other phrase. If I hand it to you, I'm telling you, you don't got to give it back.
I don't want it back. I mean, so if I give you the deodorant, I'm going to tell you, just keep it. I don't want that.
[00:06:48] Speaker B: Because, like, even in junior high school and in high school, like, the spray was okay to. To borrow from somebody else.
[00:06:54] Speaker A: Yeah, The AX Body spray.
[00:06:55] Speaker B: But I watch people sharing.
[00:06:56] Speaker A: Nah, that ain't the stick. Nope. Like, stick, like.
[00:07:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:07:02] Speaker A: Nope, that's the one.
[00:07:03] Speaker B: When you. If somebody borrow from you and they try to give it back, you just like, nah, nah.
[00:07:07] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. You tell them, yeah, that's yours. That's yours, that's yours. Yeah. As you. As you're halfway tossing, be like, you got that? And that meant you keep that. Now you ain't sharing that stick, though.
[00:07:15] Speaker B: See, that's what I'm saying.
When you say. When you say man rules, like, there are certain man rules for a bunch of stuff. Like, we can talk about hygiene. We can talk about.
[00:07:22] Speaker A: That's. That's why I wanted to talk. Yo, this is. We can talk about the whole list. Cause I'm about to go into cars.
[00:07:28] Speaker B: Okay. Where my favorite subject.
[00:07:31] Speaker A: Radio.
It's not my car. I don't touch the radio. Ooh.
Not for volume. Not to change the song.
The only way I'm touching that is if back in the day, if you was driving and you say, get the CD case and swap something out. But for me to just get in there and turn the volume up and turn. No, that is a no. No.
[00:07:52] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you the number one worst thing to do when you touch my volume, and it pisses me off. And I. I don't say it to. Because most of the people that do it, I'm just. I'm in my car like. Like you just did. That is when they turned down my stereo so they can talk on their phone.
Oh, that's the worst. That's the work. Because now your conversation is more important than anything I got going while I'm giving you a ride.
[00:08:17] Speaker A: Nah, no, they will.
[00:08:18] Speaker B: They. I. It gets on my nerves when somebody gets into my car and they get on their phone and then they reach up and start turning my down. That's when I'm like, what you about to. You about to get a finger missing?
[00:08:29] Speaker A: Nah, you about to. You about to get left. Oh, yeah, it is why we're in the McDonald's parking lot, bro. You. You can walk the rest.
[00:08:35] Speaker B: Finish your conversation outside, bro.
[00:08:37] Speaker A: That's bad.
[00:08:38] Speaker B: Especially if you not driving. Like, okay, if this is your car and you're driving, you got all the. You got all the control that show. That's your car. But you in my car right now. Like, I don't know who you was used to doing this.
[00:08:50] Speaker A: That's like, when it comes to certain man. So when it comes to car stuff, that's about as important as hygiene. Like, there's certain things you just don't touch. You don't ask about. You don't do anything.
Same thing going to the car. The other man rule. You don't slam the door. Like, you just don't. You just don't walk out and let the arm just swing the door. You turn and face the door and you let it just. You don't.
[00:09:13] Speaker B: Especially if it's the homie. Because, like, dude, I got kids and I don't even let them slam my door and they blow.
[00:09:18] Speaker A: You know, you don't let a door slam. No, you don't let door slam. That's a no. No, you didn't. It made me think about hygiene.
I feel like another guy rule. I don't care how bad it is. We ain't sharing underwear. No, that's a no.
[00:09:31] Speaker B: No, no.
[00:09:32] Speaker A: You ain't sharing underwear.
You're going to free ball it out. We can share shorts, we can share T shirts.
[00:09:38] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:09:39] Speaker A: But we ain't doing underwear.
[00:09:40] Speaker B: I'm telling you right now. Everybody that I've ever loaned a pair of shorts to or a shirt or something like that, it's theirs. Yeah, that's theirs. Now. I. I done gave up that pair of shorts.
I gave it up. It's yours. Here you go. I mean, but underwear. No underwear, no T shirts, no socks, no underwear.
[00:09:56] Speaker A: Socks is in that saying. You don't share socks. Nope. Because it's funny. So I was at the Cabin with, with the family and my nephew had forgot socks. And, and in my brain I thought for a second, I was like, I got an extra pair. And I immediately went in my head and I was like, he ain't going to take them. I just, I know my nephew, he'll just be sockless than to ask somebody to borrow socks. Right? Like that's just. And he's 11 and I think he even just knows because I walked past him. I think as he was talking to my sister in law and she was like, whatever you have is what you have. And you know as a kid you do that like you're thinking about it. And he looked at me and I looked at. And he just gave me that look like don't up, don't, don't ask, don't even offer, but I don't want it.
[00:10:41] Speaker B: But think about it.
[00:10:41] Speaker A: Something else.
[00:10:42] Speaker B: But think about it. Like I think that's when you were talking about when, when do we start learning this shit? Like he learned, right, that like that was his learning. And it was like, you can't take that away from him. He got go without socks. That's going to teach him next time he come out there, right. One of the main things he going to have is socks.
[00:10:58] Speaker A: Yeah. But he also learned that he's just not going to go ask.
[00:11:01] Speaker C: Like, oh yeah.
[00:11:02] Speaker A: It's just.
[00:11:02] Speaker B: No, because that becomes more embarrassing now. Now you, now you have to admit
[00:11:06] Speaker A: that you don't mess up. But I witnessed it when I was like, he didn't even look at me and just say, hey, Uncle Isaiah. He was, he just like, he just like, I don't, I don't ask.
[00:11:14] Speaker B: Well, he lucky we were sitting in the 90s in the hundreds this past weekend. Because like I'm just, I'm just saying if we was in the cold. Yeah. He would ask.
[00:11:21] Speaker A: I don't think he would have.
[00:11:22] Speaker B: He would. I don't think he would have once that snow hit. Yeah, he would.
[00:11:25] Speaker A: I think he would have just put the shoes.
[00:11:27] Speaker B: You wouldn't have let him know. That's another man rule to us. If you think about man rules. If we're gonna check people, we gotta check them. If we're checking other dudes, we gotta check them and then show them the right way.
[00:11:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Depending on the elements.
[00:11:39] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:39] Speaker A: Like if, but if it was just to go like to the car to get something. But if we was going on a hike, no, I would have hooked him up. But it was summer, so he also knew.
[00:11:46] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[00:11:46] Speaker A: So yeah, that was another rule. What Was the other one I had. Oh, food.
If I offer you something on my plate, you don't put your fork in my food. No, you hand me a new fork or you slide your plate over. So I can.
[00:12:05] Speaker B: We do that all the time at work.
[00:12:06] Speaker A: Yeah, well, you just don't. You just don't take your fork and dive in it.
[00:12:09] Speaker B: Why? That's. I'm just saying that's like double dipping the chip.
[00:12:12] Speaker A: Well, I feel like ladies get in the comments. I feel like women do that. Like, it's just like, oh, girl, try this. And it's like, oh, you know why?
[00:12:18] Speaker B: Cause I'm just saying. Like, I'm just saying, you know why, right? Like, they reach in. Cause you know what I'm saying? Cause that's for one. If it's their man's plate, you can't. You ain't stopping them. That's not happening. You're not even telling your girl. But they get used to it, right? So they get used to sticking their pork and they plate and in your plate. Because your plate is their plate and. Yeah, and their plate. Oh, yeah.
[00:12:37] Speaker A: You ain't gonna stop you. You ain't gonna stop you.
[00:12:39] Speaker B: Their plate is their plate and your plate is our plate.
[00:12:42] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I meant like girls who, like, with a girlfriend, they also share all the time. I feel like with guys, they share,
[00:12:50] Speaker B: they use the same stall next to each other in the bathroom. They sit next to each other at the movie theater. They'll hold hands at the movie. The.
Oh, yeah, they eating off each other's plate. But like, me and you, like, nah, if you sitting in front of me, I'm not reaching over with my fork or my chopstick to try to grab stuff off of your plate.
[00:13:06] Speaker A: And also, I feel like with a guy, you're not gonna ask for food. I have to offer it to you. We're like, for example, we've been in the office, okay, I have something to eat. You might say, that smells good. What is that?
And then I'll say, is this, this, this. Do you want to try some?
[00:13:26] Speaker B: Correct.
[00:13:27] Speaker A: You don't come out the gate saying, yo, man, that smells good. Let me have some. I feel like as a guy, we just, we just give you the credit that it is good. And if you want to offer it, then that's fine. But you're not just going to come out the gate and say, bro, that's good, let me try some.
[00:13:41] Speaker B: Because that, that goes back to animal instinct, right? Like when, when, when you, when you have dogs, like, if you take, if you look at dogs eating. Like if another dog sticks his. His head in another dog's little bowl, like, they get mad.
[00:13:52] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:52] Speaker B: They're like, now I think the only time I can take something off of your plate because I've done it before when with you. Because it was near the end of what you was eating and you had just that one piece that was on your plate, but you said, go ahead, grab that real quick.
[00:14:08] Speaker A: Yes, again, I gave you the.
[00:14:09] Speaker B: You gave me permission to do it.
[00:14:11] Speaker A: Just say corner. I might as well just.
[00:14:13] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's the only time I think it's okay for you. You to take something off of somebody else's plate.
[00:14:17] Speaker A: And I was at the end.
[00:14:20] Speaker B: Yeah, and as soon as you was done, you threw the plate away because it was a little paper plate or something that was on it.
[00:14:24] Speaker A: Yeah, but again, I offer no, I
[00:14:26] Speaker B: didn't just walk up and grab a
[00:14:27] Speaker A: fork and was like, what's good?
[00:14:29] Speaker B: Then that's when you stabbed me with your fork.
[00:14:31] Speaker C: Right.
[00:14:31] Speaker B: Then as soon as I. What you doing? Like, how'd you know I was done? Like, you know I was done.
[00:14:35] Speaker A: Nah. But it also reminded me, oh, my sister, when you said about girls sharing or not sharing, but being beside in the stall. The other thing is too, females, they go to the bathroom together.
Guys never.
[00:14:51] Speaker C: I don't.
[00:14:52] Speaker A: I think it's a rule with a guy. If we both got a pee and if you beat me, I'm waiting until I think you're about halfway done. I'm not gonna get up with you and be like, I gotta go too, though. I don't know what it is about a guy, but it's like, damn, he already said it. Let me sit here for like two or three minutes and then I'll go.
[00:15:09] Speaker B: Women don't understand this. Okay, I noticed that there's something that comes out of women. Women bathrooms that don't come out of men's bathrooms. Chatter. Now, this is not.
[00:15:19] Speaker A: Yes, now this is.
[00:15:21] Speaker B: I. This is something I don't think women understand about men's bathrooms. I don't, I don't.
I don't think they understand. You can go in as friends, but when you get in there, you doing your business. Don't nobody talk to nobody in there. No, you don't talk to your friend when he's peeing one urinal away from you.
[00:15:38] Speaker A: Conversation is on pause.
[00:15:40] Speaker B: If you sit in your stall and you run out of toilet paper, you just ran out of toilet paper. You do you not you not asking nobody else why you stuck in there. It's not happening. Nope, it's not happening.
[00:15:51] Speaker A: You. You not.
[00:15:52] Speaker B: You're going to use.
[00:15:53] Speaker A: I didn't think about that. You right, bro. It's straight chatter. You can hear a pin drop in the men's bath.
[00:15:58] Speaker B: This is how I found out. If you go to a casino, right? Or, like, the airport, you had the men's bathroom on one side and, like, the women's bathroom on the other side. And then there's, like, that little hallway in between.
[00:16:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:16:08] Speaker B: So walk to the hallway. You can either go left to the men's or right to the women.
[00:16:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:16:12] Speaker B: And then it goes around that little. That little turn. If you stand just right there, like, if you wait for somebody to come out, just listen. The women's side, loud as the men's side, it's like they all, like, went to jail or some. Yeah, it's just quiet.
[00:16:25] Speaker A: All you hear is. You can tell when the water got ran, when the toilet got flushed, and when the. The air blower is getting done. That's all you hear.
Yeah, that's. You hear.
[00:16:34] Speaker B: That's it.
That's it.
[00:16:36] Speaker A: That's it, dog. I didn't think of it. You don't hear nothing.
[00:16:40] Speaker B: And if you think about it, you think about it, because I've done this. I have. I have totally done this. I have walked in the bathroom with my. With my partner because we both had to go pee.
We had a conversation going to the bathroom door. The minute we got in the bathroom, conversation stopped. We started doing our thing. Did our thing. Conversation didn't pick up until we walked out of the bathroom door.
[00:17:00] Speaker A: I've done it, too.
[00:17:00] Speaker B: And we started right back to where we were.
That's not gonna happen on the other side. That conversation is gonna go all the way through, and there's gonna be other people in the bathroom of that other side that's gonna be joining the conversation. Because the conversation is like, yeah.
[00:17:14] Speaker A: Now, on the guy side, it's funny, too. Cause in the guy's bathroom, dog, the only word you might hear is just, yup. And that's to solidify. Like, we're ending this.
[00:17:23] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:17:23] Speaker A: Like this conversation is on pause.
[00:17:25] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:17:25] Speaker A: That you don't hear. No. Like, yeah. You know, bro, the other day when we were just.
[00:17:30] Speaker B: We don't re. Ask another question.
That's the only time if you want to get your boy to ever not answer your question with a question. Be in the bathroom with him.
[00:17:39] Speaker A: Be ready to go.
Yeah.
[00:17:41] Speaker B: Because if you hit. Because if he asks you another question, that means we got to continue this Conversation while we're going. It's not going to happen.
[00:17:46] Speaker A: He said, bro, you was right. There is not a. No, there is not a conversation.
[00:17:50] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:17:51] Speaker A: I didn't even think about that.
[00:17:52] Speaker B: Nope.
[00:17:53] Speaker A: It's straight, but it's.
[00:17:54] Speaker B: Because it's business. Yeah, that's it.
[00:17:57] Speaker A: I think with guys, we're also big on eye contact. So it's like, I'm not having a conversation with you.
[00:18:02] Speaker B: Correct.
[00:18:03] Speaker A: Because I'm a Feel disrespectful because I'm not looking at you, but I'm not gonna look at you while I'm peeing. Like, I just.
It's a loser. So just in the conversation.
[00:18:13] Speaker B: As a standup comedian, I'm gonna tell you, this is where it gets worse. Cause I've been to the bathroom with other comics. I've had other comics start a joke before we walk in, and we don't even hear the end until we leave the bathroom. Like, I gotta hurry up and pee, wash my hands and everything before I go out. Before I can hear the punchline of
[00:18:29] Speaker A: this joke, dawg, that's funny. You get back like, all right, dog, finish it. Like, what are you talking about?
[00:18:33] Speaker B: Yeah, we walking in, he's like, man, there was two do wood cat, and they all got in the back of this pickup truck. So they're walking in there, done go in there, had a lot of business over there.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: Like, yeah, exactly.
[00:18:48] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:18:49] Speaker A: But you better not ask him to finish in the bathroom. No, no, that's crazy. I didn't even think about that one.
[00:18:57] Speaker B: And I think most of the time, we don't talk in the bathroom because if we in the stall area, like, if we be quiet, I think we think that nobody's gonna know who it is or which one it is or who. Or who's the one that was, you know, because you could be an even. Oh, damn, who's that? Like, but there's two or three stalls, and there's two or three legs. As long as everybody stay quiet. Nobody know who that came from.
[00:19:18] Speaker A: You trying to be incognito? Yeah.
[00:19:20] Speaker B: And everybody, like. Because even the person that didn't do it is still sitting down going, they might still think it's me. That's why we don't.
[00:19:26] Speaker A: They might say nothing.
[00:19:27] Speaker B: Yeah, we don't say nothing.
[00:19:29] Speaker A: Oh, the bathroom is a business, though.
[00:19:31] Speaker B: It is, it is.
[00:19:32] Speaker A: But again, it's nothing. That.
It's an unwritten rule that you just don't. You don't get taught that.
[00:19:38] Speaker B: No.
[00:19:38] Speaker A: Like, I don't recall being in the bathroom because we weren't gonna talk about it. Or my dad outside the bathroom being like, all right, when you go in here, you don't talk. You just, you just learn it, correct? You're just like, why is everybody quiet? But you also, though, as a kid, as a boy, just know not to talk. It's like you just felt the sense of like, if nobody's talking, I'm not gonna talk, right? And I'm always kinda scared to ask my dad while I'm peeing, why we ain't talking.
Like, I never had a conversation about it. I just. As I got older, it was just like, yeah, you just don't do that.
[00:20:07] Speaker B: That was hard for me too. Cause I was one of them talkative kids.
[00:20:10] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:20:10] Speaker B: I asked all kinds of questions.
[00:20:11] Speaker A: Every rule, every rule.
[00:20:13] Speaker B: Why is this? Why is that? Why is this?
[00:20:15] Speaker A: Your dad was probably so embarrassed. Cause you probably was that one kid. Everybody looking around like, why is this dude talking? Yeah, like, why is he everywhere?
[00:20:24] Speaker B: Everywhere? My dad used to tell me one time, he used to ask me how long a piece of string was just. Because that was a question that would keep me busy for hours.
How long is a piece of string? And I'd be like, how long is a piece of string? Which one? My shoelace. That string over here. This string. It took me to 35 years old before I looked my dad and my dad said, how long is a piece of string? And I look at my dad and I said, halfway to one end times two.
He was like, you really gotta answer. Yeah, it took me 35 years.
[00:20:50] Speaker A: Five years.
[00:20:51] Speaker B: I was just out there just talking, talking, talking, talking, talking.
[00:20:54] Speaker A: Yeah, that's crazy. Get in the comments. Let me know. Ladies too. Because my sister in law brought up some and my wife was involved, but I didn't get the full list of like the things.
[00:21:05] Speaker B: Give me one, give me one that she gave you. Remember one.
[00:21:09] Speaker A: The one is the. We had the whole bathroom conversation. Like, it's like, yeah, girls go to the bathroom together. Like, you don't. You don't ever go solo. No, they will ask. They will ask a friend of the friend.
[00:21:20] Speaker B: I have a question for that. Okay. I have a question for that.
[00:21:23] Speaker A: Well, don't look at me.
[00:21:23] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no.
For, for, for both. Like when this happened and she said that, like if you have to go to the bathroom and, and you'd say, I'm gonna go bathroom. I'd be like, all right, see you later. Like, see when you get back.
[00:21:35] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:35] Speaker B: Now are there any. Okay. Are there any ladies out there that have actually gone to the bathroom with their friend because their friend didn't want to go alone, but yet they did not have to use the bathroom.
[00:21:44] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. You could ask me that.
[00:21:46] Speaker B: Because I asked that. That's what I'm saying. Yes.
[00:21:48] Speaker A: You just. It's a. It's a co. What are they doing
[00:21:51] Speaker B: when they're in there? Are they just.
[00:21:52] Speaker A: I didn't ask that much.
[00:21:53] Speaker B: So you didn't get that far. I didn't get that. Put it in the comments.
[00:21:56] Speaker A: Because I was struck by the fact that they would go and do nothing. Have and don't have to go. I just assume where it was like you might have to go like 15%. So you're like, I'll go give it a try. But my wife and my sister in law were like, oh yeah. No, there's.
[00:22:10] Speaker B: I've like, you know what it is? They go in there with their friends. That's when they start talking to the. All they do is and stuff.
They sit right there by the.
[00:22:17] Speaker A: By the comments. We want to know what you do.
[00:22:19] Speaker B: We want to know.
[00:22:20] Speaker A: You don't have to go but you in there.
[00:22:22] Speaker B: But you're in there.
[00:22:23] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I asked who wants to go
[00:22:25] Speaker B: in these bathrooms when you don't have nothing to do in these bathrooms.
[00:22:28] Speaker A: This. This is. You ask the people. There's so many questions. Let's. This might be one of those conversations, bro. You're gonna be deep in it in the comments.
[00:22:37] Speaker B: Good.
[00:22:37] Speaker A: I'm a little. Good. It's gonna be like 14 pages of just back and forth. Which.
[00:22:41] Speaker B: Good. Because I'm tired of talking to Hamburger Helper. Been talking Hamburger Helper for. I need a new topic to come up in here.
Brian, we went down the. That Hamburger Helper episode was so long ago.
[00:22:50] Speaker A: Please get in the comments for tac. He's ready for a new topic.
[00:22:53] Speaker B: Yeah, everybody's still mad at the Hamburger Helper. I like this topic. I want to hear from the ladies. I want to hear from the ladies. Like when you, when you guys. Seriously, when you guys are in there, if your friend goes in there, you know, you don't have to use the bathroom but you in there anyway. What are you doing?
[00:23:05] Speaker A: I feel like there's. You have to. You know.
[00:23:07] Speaker B: Are they talking 100.
[00:23:09] Speaker A: They gotta be.
[00:23:10] Speaker B: So they're still holding the conversation that they were talking about when they were.
[00:23:14] Speaker A: How awkward.
[00:23:15] Speaker B: I just want to know.
[00:23:16] Speaker C: I want.
[00:23:16] Speaker A: I don't think it'd be awkward for us. I'm not going to answer for them. I'm gonna let I'm gonna let ladies. Yeah, let them answer, because I'm gonna put myself in a hole that might be wrong. I don't know what they do. I would love to know if you just sit like you just posted up on the wall chit chatting while she's handling it. Are you just.
[00:23:30] Speaker B: You got a lot of money in sync, looking in the mirror, you know, I.
[00:23:34] Speaker A: Please get in the comments.
Speaking of producer Sean, as always, would you rather audition Unwritten Man Rule Edition? So he gonna ask us some questions.
I'm assuming it's gonna be related to the topic we've been talking about. We got to decide. Which would we rather have to do. All right, would you rather Unwritten Rules Edition, producer Sean. Let's. Let's see what you got for us.
[00:23:58] Speaker C: All right, this is a.
I guess what's more embarrassing in a way of, like, what would you rather not do?
[00:24:05] Speaker A: Okay, so we gotta pick the one we would not want.
[00:24:08] Speaker B: That's gonna be hard for me, Sean. I'm a comedian. You can't embarrass me. I do a lot of stuff.
[00:24:12] Speaker A: All right, we.
[00:24:13] Speaker C: So you're standing in front of. Let's say you guys like each one of you. Twitties looking at you. Peabody. Peabody. Twitties looking at you.
All right, so would you rather let me find it? Would you rather another man watch you struggle to open a jar or watch them struggle, you put together a piece of furniture?
[00:24:34] Speaker B: Furniture.
I got more excuses for the furniture. I got way more excuses for the furniture. I can blame. I can blame so much more shit because of that furniture. I could be like, God damn, ikea.
I can't get. I can't put none of the furniture. I would rather a jar. If I can't open a jar in front of you, there's no excuse. I got right now.
I got more excuses for furniture. Yo. I didn't buy the right hardware. I didn't buy the right thing. I'm missing the hinge. Oh, I didn't know it went that way. Oh, they didn't tell me A and B was supposed to go together this way.
[00:25:09] Speaker A: You answered that too fast, bro.
[00:25:11] Speaker B: I'm telling you because that was a jar. Like, if I just suck a jar in front of you, and I was like, tweety, open this jar. What is your excuse?
[00:25:20] Speaker A: I'm not disagreeing. But the way you answered that, though, was like, I will be damned if I can't open that jar.
[00:25:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I got no excuse why I can't open this jar.
[00:25:31] Speaker A: Said furniture. More excuses More excuses.
[00:25:34] Speaker B: Yup, it's true.
[00:25:35] Speaker A: Don't have all the right parts.
[00:25:36] Speaker B: They forgot the Allen wrench.
[00:25:38] Speaker A: They measured it slightly wrong.
[00:25:40] Speaker B: A doesn't really fit to baby.
[00:25:42] Speaker A: He said, I got no excuse with a jar. None.
[00:25:45] Speaker B: None.
Sean.
[00:25:47] Speaker C: None.
[00:25:48] Speaker B: Sean.
[00:25:49] Speaker A: No, I have no excuse.
[00:25:50] Speaker B: What about you, Sean?
[00:25:51] Speaker A: That's. That's a quick answer. I'm in the same boat.
[00:25:53] Speaker C: Yeah, I'd say furniture.
[00:25:57] Speaker B: I just have so many outs with furniture.
[00:25:58] Speaker A: Why don't you answer that like it was a real situation?
[00:26:02] Speaker B: Because I feel like it was. I feel like it was like. I feel like that question kind of hit personally. I done put so much together.
[00:26:09] Speaker A: You answered that quick.
Furniture. Way more excuses.
[00:26:12] Speaker B: Way more. Way more.
[00:26:13] Speaker A: Catch me now. Opening no damn jar.
You answered that like a. Yeah, I can't.
[00:26:20] Speaker B: I can't. I can't walk away. Why? I can't open the jar. You can't do it.
[00:26:26] Speaker A: Oh, snap.
[00:26:28] Speaker B: Especially about former Marine. Yeah, how's the former Marine supposed to explain why they can't open a jar? And we a jar. We jar heads. Like, come on.
[00:26:35] Speaker A: Snap. He.
You answered that too fast.
[00:26:39] Speaker B: Got way more excuses, but I don't disagree.
[00:26:42] Speaker A: Furniture all day.
[00:26:43] Speaker B: All day.
[00:26:44] Speaker A: Oh, man.
[00:26:45] Speaker B: All right,
[00:26:48] Speaker A: what's the next one?
[00:26:50] Speaker C: All right, would you rather admit you don't know how to change a tire or would you rather have to get an attendant at a store to tell you where an item is?
[00:26:57] Speaker B: Oh, easy.
[00:26:58] Speaker A: Oh, tell me where the item is.
[00:26:59] Speaker B: Tell them where the item is.
[00:27:00] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I know. I've been in that situation where somebody has lied that they knew how to change a tire and didn't.
[00:27:07] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:27:07] Speaker A: And they had to call me to come help them.
[00:27:09] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:27:09] Speaker A: I think one of our episodes is one of my friends. He was on a date with a girl and called. I remember that like 10, 11 o' clock at night. And I was pissed.
[00:27:16] Speaker B: Stayed on his phone while you changed it too.
[00:27:18] Speaker A: He probably. Actually, I don't even know what he did. I told him to get away from me. Like, I told him to get away from me.
[00:27:23] Speaker B: He was on his phone texting how mad you was to everybody else tweeting right now.
[00:27:26] Speaker A: I was pissed.
[00:27:27] Speaker C: Do you guys ever get that though? Like in a. Say you're at Lowe's or Home Depot and you have to ask somewhere apart, like, oh, yeah.
[00:27:33] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. But you know what, though? I turned. I turned it in. I mean, I'm a stand up comedian, so me, I'm going to turn it into a show.
I'm gonna make it funny all the way in there and I'm gonna make it. Like, if I can't find it, I'm gonna be like, I can't. I'm gonna act. How do you ever act? Like, you can't be the only one asking where this is.
[00:27:48] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:27:49] Speaker B: Attitude.
[00:27:49] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:27:50] Speaker B: You know what I'm talking about. Like, when you ask a person, you're like, come on. Do you know where this is? They got to be hiding it. Yeah, it's. It should be here. Like. Like, we only store. We don't know nothing about this store and how they stop.
[00:28:00] Speaker A: I'll play it off too. Like, I've bought it before. And I'm like, I know it's around.
[00:28:03] Speaker B: I know it's around here somewhere.
[00:28:05] Speaker A: See, that's famous. That's the famous line I like to use. Use.
[00:28:07] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure it was in this area the last time I looked for it.
[00:28:12] Speaker A: And I. Lowkey feel good when they're like, yeah, we did move it. I'm like, oh, thank God.
And then they'll be like, what? But the thing that get me is it can backfire sometimes, because then they'll be like, what'd you buy for last? I'm like, oh, I. I didn't. Or.
[00:28:23] Speaker B: Or if they go. Or they go. No, it's always been in that area.
[00:28:26] Speaker A: You know, then you gotta look at that.
Then I gotta take that out.
[00:28:29] Speaker C: Sure.
[00:28:30] Speaker A: I do say, you sure? But in the back of my mind, I'm like, we lost. We took an L. How many times
[00:28:34] Speaker B: I heard you sure? In a. In a parts store and a hardware store, a improvement store. You sure? Yeah, he's sure. He's 100 sure.
[00:28:43] Speaker A: I hope he's.
[00:28:43] Speaker B: But, yeah, I'd rather. I'd rather.
[00:28:45] Speaker A: I'd rather talk.
[00:28:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm still gonna ask.
[00:28:47] Speaker A: Changing the tire. I've also. With this podcast alone, I better know how to change a tire.
[00:28:53] Speaker B: You better.
I'm gonna be mad. I might go out there and pop your tires right now just fine. Just to make you change.
[00:28:59] Speaker A: You know what I stole from you that I keep strapped.
[00:29:01] Speaker B: What's.
[00:29:02] Speaker A: That? Is my.
My.
My drill. Boom, boom. Got my sockets and everything.
[00:29:07] Speaker B: Everything.
[00:29:08] Speaker A: So I got to do it manually. Pop the battery.
[00:29:10] Speaker B: These ones. These ones are fun. Sean, you got any. You got any other ones?
[00:29:13] Speaker C: Yeah, this one might be a little bit tougher.
[00:29:15] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:29:16] Speaker C: Why would you rather have someone mess with your thermostat or move your stuff around in the garage?
[00:29:20] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Oh.
[00:29:22] Speaker A: Oh, that.
[00:29:24] Speaker B: Oh, right. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you right now.
[00:29:26] Speaker A: Twitter the thermostat, though, dog, that's one of those.
[00:29:30] Speaker B: Is a shooting offense.
One of those. Is one of. One of those options right there. That's. Oh, and I'm gonna tell you, I would rather. I'd rather you touch my thermostat.
[00:29:40] Speaker A: I think. I think I'm. This is my way. Rather than for three. I can't. Ooh. I can't. My.
My wife even knows there's certain things in the garage she just doesn't even go over to because she just. She just knows it's in a certain spot. Yep. She'll come and ask me, and I'll be like. I'll be like, go get it. She's like, nope, I need this.
[00:30:02] Speaker B: I'm like, okay, yeah, see, walking over. No, walking over and correcting the thermostat is a whole lot easier than me trying to find that 10 millimeter socket that somebody just decided to walk away with.
[00:30:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I can't, bruh.
[00:30:14] Speaker B: I. Sean, that. That.
[00:30:16] Speaker A: You know what else, too? That also. That also goes into my list of unwritten men rules.
When you. When you're looking for something in somebody else's garage, you leave everything exactly where it said, if not better, if not better.
[00:30:31] Speaker B: If not better.
[00:30:32] Speaker A: Yeah, that's.
[00:30:33] Speaker B: That's a rule number.
[00:30:34] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a heartbreaker, Sean. But, yeah, I can't.
[00:30:36] Speaker B: You could touch my thermostat all day. Stay out of my garage.
[00:30:39] Speaker A: I'm just.
[00:30:39] Speaker B: Stay out of my shop.
[00:30:40] Speaker A: Thinking about my garage right now, and if. Even if my drills were moved, I'd be irritated.
[00:30:46] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you right now, Sean, I know where the trash is in my shop.
[00:30:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:30:50] Speaker B: If I threw something away, I know exactly where I threw it away. If I need to go back and find it again, that's how much my shop is. My shop. Don't touch my shop.
[00:30:57] Speaker A: Yeah, because you. Because then you wasting my time. Yeah, I'm on. I'm on the timeline when I'm getting stuff done out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not out there just being like, oh, where's that? It's like, no, I gotta know when you. This. Grab this. Put that thing when you walking.
[00:31:10] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Yeah. With the way you're pointing when you're walking to the shop, you already have an idea of where you're gonna be walking to, because that's exactly where the last place you left.
[00:31:18] Speaker A: Yes.
You should never be in your own garage. You have to stand and look and say, where is something?
[00:31:25] Speaker B: Dude, touch my Thermostat. Change my thermostat. Do whatever you want to do to my thermostat. Give me a new thermostat. But don't touch my. Don't touch the shop.
[00:31:31] Speaker A: That was a close one, though. I. I don't know.
[00:31:33] Speaker B: Yeah, when he said thermostat first, I
[00:31:34] Speaker A: was like, oh, nah, the shop.
[00:31:36] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:31:37] Speaker A: Yeah, you can. You can hit the thermostat every day, and I'll be fine. Because you know what that is? It's just a simple press and just get it back. Right.
[00:31:43] Speaker C: Just push it back down to garage.
[00:31:45] Speaker A: Oh. Ooh. He said that's a fireable defense. Yeah, it is, though. A garage. Yeah.
[00:31:52] Speaker B: This is where my tool's going. Where my table saw.
[00:31:53] Speaker A: Right now the judge does be like, you, garage. There's some people that probably was gonna unfollow if they didn't pick garage. Yeah.
[00:32:00] Speaker B: We been like, what am I listening to right now?
Been like, I thought these dudes gave a. About tools and stuff like that. We picking thermostat. Don't touch my thing. Yeah. I don't know. Take my 10 millimeters. Take all my screwdrivers, and move all my. Around in there. Now I can't find a level or square. Yeah, it's fine.
[00:32:19] Speaker A: No, that's a.
[00:32:20] Speaker C: No. No stuff in the studio. Like, if there's a remote that's on my designated spot on that TV right there, you guys are looking at.
[00:32:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:32:28] Speaker A: Oh, I don't even. Like when you're trying to get it set up. Once I'm set, I don't try. Yeah.
[00:32:32] Speaker B: You notice, Sean, when you come up in here and you start moving stuff, me and Tweety just become like. Like statues.
[00:32:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:32:37] Speaker C: No.
[00:32:37] Speaker B: Yeah, because we want to make sure wherever you go. Because if you. We're waiting for you to look at us and be like, hey, go to your left or go to your right. Yeah.
[00:32:44] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:32:44] Speaker A: It'll be like, is that comfortable for you? I'm like, is it comfortable for you? Yeah, I don't care. I'll slide left or right.
[00:32:50] Speaker B: I'll be wherever you need me to be.
[00:32:51] Speaker A: I will stand this one spot.
[00:32:53] Speaker C: Or they, like, slouch sitting back, and I'm like.
[00:32:57] Speaker B: Like that.
[00:32:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:32:58] Speaker C: And they're like. They're sitting like that the whole time. And then halfway through the podcast, they sit up and their head's, like, cut
[00:33:03] Speaker A: off in the floor. I respect the process. That's why I'm like, I know. I know. He's putting me in a box, and I gotta stay in that box.
Even when I laugh. Sometimes you notice when I laugh, I do it quick and I get back in frame. Cause I could. I picture Sean being like, you better get back in that box.
I don't care how funny it is, you better get back.
[00:33:19] Speaker B: Right.
Those were good, though, Sean. I like those ones.
[00:33:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Did you have them? That was it?
[00:33:23] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:33:23] Speaker A: Okay. All right. Those same questions, get in the comments.
I feel like we all. I feel like everybody should be kind of in the same boat.
This might be one of the first. Would you rathers. I think we should all be in sync.
[00:33:34] Speaker B: I still wanna find out what's happening in that bathroom.
[00:33:37] Speaker A: Ladies, fellas, maybe you done talked with your spouse or your significant other and you got all the details. If you know, get in the comments along with all the other questions. Again, shout out. Rich is reliable rides riches.
[00:33:50] Speaker B: Reliable rides.
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