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[00:00:02] Speaker A: 20 in the city. Aloha, somebody that was not a fan of that hat. You like to rock it now, huh?
[00:00:08] Speaker B: Huh?
[00:00:09] Speaker A: Look good, don't it? It look good.
[00:00:10] Speaker C: It does, yeah. Yeah, it does.
[00:00:12] Speaker A: I'll get you one.
[00:00:13] Speaker C: It does.
[00:00:13] Speaker A: He was over here. This man gave me a hard time about that hat, which is Twitty in the City, by the way. He was like, it's too much orange. I ain't gonna like it. Look at you.
[00:00:21] Speaker C: You know why?
[00:00:22] Speaker A: Why?
[00:00:22] Speaker C: Because I'm surrounded by orange around here. I'm Idaho blue and orange, blue and orange, blue and orange.
[00:00:27] Speaker A: It's a different orange.
[00:00:28] Speaker C: Blue and orange. Yeah, but all that's missing is the blue. Hey, but I like the way you got it with the. With the. With the black and with everything like that. Like this is clear.
[00:00:36] Speaker A: Trust me. Trust the process. I got us, bro. I got us. But you know what else we got? Rich's reliable Rise, baby. We got a spoon.
[00:00:44] Speaker C: See, that's right.
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[00:01:32] Speaker C: Keeping this.
[00:01:32] Speaker A: You're not keeping it, keeping this.
[00:01:33] Speaker C: Walking out the studio with me.
[00:01:35] Speaker A: You ain't keeping it.
[00:01:36] Speaker C: Sean, you heard it.
[00:01:37] Speaker A: He didn't hear you see, he ain't
[00:01:38] Speaker C: saying it's nice, though. I like it.
[00:01:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I know it's nice.
When I design something, I know it's gonna look good and it's breathable.
That's why I was a little offended when you said you didn't really like it. I was like, I got the holes in the back for a reason. So it's breathable. So your head doesn't sweat.
I'm thinking about us, man. I think about us.
[00:01:55] Speaker C: I'm not a fan of the rope.
[00:01:57] Speaker A: I can get you without the rope.
[00:01:59] Speaker C: I'm not a fan of the rope.
[00:02:00] Speaker A: I'll get the rope off. That's easy. That's a done dollar.
[00:02:02] Speaker C: I like the color with the black. Like, the black and everything on there, that's just clean. And folks can get this on our merch if they want.
[00:02:08] Speaker A: Oh, they can't, bro. We ain't promoted that in a while.
[00:02:11] Speaker C: They can get this on our merch, right?
[00:02:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Johnny, he be setting all that stuff up on the bottom. Probably already got one up here. Cause he know we forget to talk about stuff. We got merch. Yeah, Has T shirts, long sleeve, short sleeve. We got it all. We got a lot going on. But just hit the, like, hit the. Subscribe and appreciate y', all, as always.
This topic.
There's some things that happen that just don't make sense to me, and I'm a victim of them myself. So I ain't out here calling anybody out. And I don't do none of these. I do some of these. And I figured I'd go through this list of things that don't make sense and why we do it. This first one, I don't do.
[00:02:46] Speaker C: You don't do.
[00:02:46] Speaker A: I don't do this one having the AC on. And you also got the windows down.
Why? What does that do?
You are defeating the purpose in my eyes. You can't have natural air. Don't tell me you do it.
Don't tell me you do it. You ain't said nothing yet but laughed. You do it, don't you?
[00:03:08] Speaker C: By.
[00:03:09] Speaker A: So explain. I'm glad you do it, because explain it to me. It don't make sense.
What?
[00:03:14] Speaker C: What?
[00:03:14] Speaker A: What? What is it? Like? Just. What is it? It's.
[00:03:18] Speaker C: It's. It's kind of like. Okay.
It's. It's like you asking why somebody has a blanket on and the AC is running.
[00:03:25] Speaker A: That's one of mine, but yes.
[00:03:27] Speaker C: Okay. So it's kind of like the same thing. It's like. I don't know. It's like. Okay, if you have the windows up in the car and you turn the AC on, okay, a certain point, sometimes it gets cold. It in the. Okay, now.
[00:03:40] Speaker A: Now I know down, right?
[00:03:41] Speaker C: So you turn it. You could turn it down, but it still stays cold. You can turn it to where it's like maybe a one Or a two. But it's still kind of cold.
[00:03:48] Speaker B: You.
[00:03:49] Speaker C: The wind coming in will actually offset quicker. So if you're getting. If you're getting. If you're getting really cold from the AC to kind of offset that quicker, you roll the window down.
[00:04:01] Speaker A: So.
[00:04:02] Speaker C: But then again, I've been. But then again, I've had somebody look at me and told me that I was crazy because I was in a convertible and I had the top down with the AC blowing.
[00:04:10] Speaker A: That's also stupid.
[00:04:11] Speaker C: Yeah, that's.
[00:04:12] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[00:04:13] Speaker C: But it was cool to feel the cold air where I was at.
[00:04:15] Speaker A: But you just want the best of both.
[00:04:17] Speaker C: But I can. I could put my hand up and feel the warm wear while we.
[00:04:19] Speaker A: By the way, any of these get in the comments.
[00:04:22] Speaker C: What's wrong?
What's wrong with having best of both worlds?
If I could have it. If. So you telling me back in the day, if I was on a horse, but I. But I could carry around the AC and have it blown on me that I wouldn't do that. Oh, I'd have done that.
[00:04:38] Speaker A: Why you always got to go extreme with stuff? Again, I'm not out here saying I am upset. I just want it to make sense to me because it don't make sense
[00:04:45] Speaker C: to me because most of the time it's just because I can.
[00:04:49] Speaker A: Wow.
[00:04:50] Speaker C: Yeah, it is. Think about it. There's no reason why I have to.
It's just because I can. And that's what a lot of people. There's not. There's not a lot of people. There's not a lot of people that won't even admit that. They won't even admit that because they might think it's too whatever or whatever. But you know what? It's because I can't. I can. That's why my window's down. My AC is blowing.
[00:05:09] Speaker A: It don't make sense other than just because you can. Because to me, I'm like you. You're wasting.
[00:05:14] Speaker C: Plus, I know I'm going to turn it off in a minute if I'm going to come to a stop because I don't like my AC running when I'm at a stop.
[00:05:21] Speaker A: The windows up.
[00:05:22] Speaker C: That's just not he.
[00:05:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay, I'm going. I'm going to the next one.
[00:05:26] Speaker C: Okay.
I'm guilty as. I'm guilty as hell on that one.
[00:05:29] Speaker A: I do do this.
[00:05:30] Speaker C: You do this one or.
[00:05:32] Speaker A: No, I stopped doing this. And my wife thinks this is. It is disgusting. And I bet you will tune a lot of people to me if you get up in the morning and you have breakfast?
[00:05:43] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:05:43] Speaker A: Why in the hell are we brushing our teeth before we eat breakfast?
[00:05:48] Speaker C: Wait, wait.
[00:05:50] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:52] Speaker C: No, you don't.
[00:05:53] Speaker A: I do.
[00:05:53] Speaker C: No, you don't.
[00:05:54] Speaker A: I wake up. I wake up, bro.
[00:05:57] Speaker C: You smelling like ass in the kitchen.
[00:05:59] Speaker A: I wake up, I pee, I put clothes on. I make my. Either my sausage or my bacon and egg McMuffin from scratch with my little English muffin. Toast it, throw my jelly on, throw my butter on that, and then OJ or milk, and then I go brush my teeth. I'm going to tell you it makes no sense. You going to brush your teeth before you eat?
[00:06:18] Speaker C: Yeah. And I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something to everybody out there. I know y' all ain't stupid. I only got four teeth. I don't give a shit. But.
But even if I'm camping, even if I'm camping, I am rinsing my mouth. I am. I am. I am brushing my teeth before I eat breakfast.
[00:06:40] Speaker A: Nope.
[00:06:41] Speaker C: In fact, man, I do it after.
[00:06:44] Speaker A: It don't make sense to brush. And then you immediately go eat.
[00:06:48] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:06:49] Speaker A: Now, if I'm going out to eat, I will brush my teeth before.
[00:06:54] Speaker C: I won't. Immediately. First thing I'll start off with is a. Is a glass of water. That's the first thing I start off with. Glass of water. Okay, but if you're not taking all that bacteria that was sitting in my mouth and while I was sleeping.
Oh, no.
[00:07:08] Speaker A: It makes no sense.
[00:07:09] Speaker C: Yeah. Let me get some toast.
[00:07:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:11] Speaker C: No.
[00:07:12] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:07:12] Speaker C: Now that toast you need. Wait, so now the toast. You telling me that what tastes just fine and it don't. You guys, it's going to taste like ass and jelly.
You can't know. You can't. No, no. You got.
You're telling me you don't clean your. Bro, I clean. I clean my mouth. I don't care. I don't care.
[00:07:31] Speaker A: I'm telling y', all. I don't.
[00:07:33] Speaker C: I will.
[00:07:33] Speaker A: I brush my teeth if I'm, like, leaving. And like. Like, if I'm going to go to work and I want to stop and go to, like, Dush Bros or Sonic, I will brush my teeth then. But if I'm going to be in my house and I have not left for breakfast, I don't brush my teeth.
[00:07:47] Speaker C: I guarantee you I am not the only one out there that know what Colgate and bacon taste like.
I guarantee you I'm not.
I know what it tastes like. I do.
[00:07:57] Speaker A: I get it.
I'm just Saying it don't make sense to me, bro.
[00:08:01] Speaker C: It just makes sense. You gotta at least. What? How about rinse? Like, just some. Some scope, some listening.
[00:08:07] Speaker A: That's what I have my water or my orange juice for while I'm making my breakfast.
[00:08:11] Speaker C: But it's mixing with everything that was sitting in there for the whole night, bro.
[00:08:14] Speaker A: It's. It's my. It's just my own saliva.
[00:08:16] Speaker C: Yes. Yeah, but it's like a snack. A stagnant lake, bro.
[00:08:21] Speaker A: You water just sitting in there. I know somebody out there. Sean is on my side.
[00:08:25] Speaker C: Tell me you don't.
[00:08:25] Speaker A: We gotta.
[00:08:27] Speaker C: Sean, Are you on Twitter?
[00:08:28] Speaker A: We eight minutes in. We gotta pull Sean in already. I only got.
[00:08:32] Speaker B: I will brush my teeth the minute I get up usually.
[00:08:35] Speaker C: Thank you.
[00:08:36] Speaker B: But.
[00:08:37] Speaker C: But I'm not saying you haven't before.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: There is a point, though, that if you're waking up and going to get like, apple juice or orange juice in the morning, it just doesn't taste good after you brush your teeth.
[00:08:50] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. Like, you. You did all that cleaning, and then for some people, they're gonna go back and brush again. So just wait till after.
[00:08:58] Speaker C: Why is that a problem?
Why is it a problem? It's like you asking me why did I wash my car if it was sitting in the garage.
[00:09:06] Speaker A: Again, I'm just asking for it to make sense. There's just certain things that just don't make sense. I'm not saying it's right or wrong. I just. I brought this topic.
[00:09:14] Speaker C: This is what don't make sense. Okay, this what don't make sense? What don't make sense?
[00:09:18] Speaker A: Cause this is the topic. Then.
[00:09:20] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. This is what don't make sense.
I can't be burning my nose hairs while I'm waiting for my toast and bacon.
My breath will be kicking, brah. Like, kicking. Like, my nose hairs will be like, bro, you got to do something. I can't just sit here like, hold on. So you telling me if I take you out to breakfast, you just staring at me like, no, you know.
No, no, no, no. There's a difference.
[00:09:42] Speaker A: Well, I'm going out in public.
[00:09:44] Speaker B: Yeah, see, that's where I like, if
[00:09:46] Speaker A: I'm going out in public, I'm gonna brush my teeth.
[00:09:48] Speaker C: Brushing your teeth before you eat. So. Yo. What? Yo, hold on. What you said was. Your. Your logic was, why am I going to brush my teeth if I'm just going to eat? So what difference does it make if we going out or we just going down?
[00:10:00] Speaker A: Because I know the norm Is that I would be looked at weird. And. Yeah, why don't you think you looked
[00:10:06] Speaker C: at weird in the kitchen? If I'm standing there, If I look at you, I'm looking at you. I bet you, bro, you better brush your teeth when you came down here.
[00:10:11] Speaker A: In my own house.
[00:10:12] Speaker C: I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
I'm your guest. You're going to be sitting there talking to me all breath like, talking about you go be like, charge. You get some more of. You better stop saying omelette all loud and hot like that. I don't want you saying omelet and hot cake. Yeah, yeah. Why is all. Why is everything you telling me got an H in it? So is it hot?
Is it hot?
[00:10:37] Speaker A: Telling you it ain't that bad.
[00:10:39] Speaker B: Orange juice, though, like, if you go. If you wake up, brush your teeth, go downstairs and pour yourself a glass of orange juice.
[00:10:44] Speaker C: Have a cup of coffee first.
[00:10:46] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:10:46] Speaker A: All of this is different.
[00:10:48] Speaker C: Orange juice, because it's so acidy. That's why.
[00:10:51] Speaker A: Yeah. And to me, I'm like, that's what. It's gonna kill the bacteria if I have some OJ while I'm making breakfast.
[00:10:55] Speaker C: Apple juice, Apple juice, oranges, because they're so acidic. They have so much acid in it. That's why. And then when you mix that with toothpaste and they'll cook. Yeah.
[00:11:01] Speaker B: I want a good tasting.
[00:11:02] Speaker A: So. Yeah. So there you go.
I take a swig of OJ in the morning. There's. There's my mouthwash before I have my actual food. So I didn't clean my mouth.
[00:11:10] Speaker C: So, you know, every time we eat breakfast in a restaurant, I'm just gonna look at you and I'm just gonna
[00:11:15] Speaker A: always assume brush my teeth.
[00:11:16] Speaker C: I'm just like, I don't care. I don't believe you. Because it goes against your own logic. That's why it goes against your own logic.
[00:11:23] Speaker A: I don't. Lost all your trust now. Yeah.
[00:11:25] Speaker C: We sitting at Denny's and you were like, let me get an omelet. Oh, hold up now. Hold up, hold up. If he ordered off the breakfast menu, that's because he ain't brushed his teeth yet.
[00:11:34] Speaker A: I brush. I'm look at the people.
If I go out for breakfast, even if it's by myself, I will brush my teeth. I am talking about bed to kitchen, my own kitchen. I don't brush my teeth.
[00:11:49] Speaker C: So if you ever show up to his house and have breakfast with him, just know he gonna come there with shit breath and Hotcakes.
[00:11:53] Speaker A: Yeah. If you know I'm cooking.
If you know I'm cooking breakfast, text me that. Text me to find out when I'm eating. So by the time you get there, you know that I've had breakfast already. And then I brush my teeth, bro. It don't make. Why am I gonna brush twice in an hour span? There's also no way that it's okay.
[00:12:10] Speaker C: So why do you not. Why doesn't that logic apply when you go out there?
[00:12:14] Speaker A: Because I know the social norm would be like, that's disgusting.
[00:12:17] Speaker C: So what? It doesn't matter if you don't care. It's your logic.
[00:12:20] Speaker A: Cool. All right, so show me.
[00:12:22] Speaker C: We're going there.
[00:12:23] Speaker A: We going to Iowa. Yeah, let's go to Denny's. And you gonna see me with a bat with a little mini.
[00:12:26] Speaker C: No, I'm gonna see. I'm gonna see the waitress. I'm gonna see the waitress with her thing up like this on her to be like, what else would you like, sir?
[00:12:32] Speaker A: I don't be talking that assessor.
I ain't gonna be. I ain't gonna be in her face saying, can I get up?
[00:12:37] Speaker C: Yeah, that's why you so.
[00:12:40] Speaker A: A lot of H words.
[00:12:41] Speaker C: A lot of H words.
[00:12:42] Speaker A: Right now, you over here thinking, I'm gonna have a waitress lean over and be like, a lot of H words. Can I get.
Eliminate orange juice?
I ain't gonna be that mad. You over here tripping this dude. I know I ain't the only one. I hope. I better not be the only one.
[00:12:57] Speaker C: You the only one, Probably. You're the only one so far. And there's three of us so far. We asked three people, and one out of three said some shit.
And you the one.
[00:13:08] Speaker A: You know what? I own it.
[00:13:09] Speaker C: Then you gotta own it.
[00:13:10] Speaker A: Okay, let's switch from hygiene then. Since that took.
I'm gonna just scrap my hygiene one. That's my thing, I think.
[00:13:17] Speaker C: You know, we gonna roll through these.
Come on, let's do the hygiene one. We got to. We got to. No, you don't, because we already there. We already know you don't brush your teeth when you eat breakfast at home. So come on. We know before you eat oatmeal in the house, you.
We know. We know that now. We know that. Next. Next one. Come on.
[00:13:37] Speaker A: Next one.
I'm going and switching it up to house to house. Like, we've talked about this before, okay?
It don't. It won't ever make sense to me.
Why am I cleaning my house before I have visitors and if you live in a clean house already, why am I cleaning before guests?
[00:14:01] Speaker C: What do you mean?
[00:14:02] Speaker A: So perfect example, like deep cleaning.
[00:14:04] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:14:05] Speaker A: Like if I got guests coming in on a Friday and I clean my house on a Sunday.
[00:14:10] Speaker C: You don't know why?
[00:14:12] Speaker A: No.
[00:14:13] Speaker C: Cause guests talk shit.
[00:14:14] Speaker A: But my. I know my house is clean already.
I've been in that house. I've been living in my own house for four days after post cleaning.
[00:14:22] Speaker C: You know that that house is clean
[00:14:23] Speaker A: for you again, I will still clean it, but it just doesn't make sense. Why am I cleaning for people? Because then I gotta turn around and clean again when everybody leave.
[00:14:32] Speaker C: Cause guests talk shit. They talk shit when they leave your house and they start talking to other cause. Cause let me ask you this. You ever been to a family function and as you at that family function, you see aunties and uncles talking to each other and when they pass one auntie or one uncle will look at the other one and be like, yeah, yeah, they nasty as hell. They stayed at my house the other day, didn't have the dirty ass sheets, had dirty ass blankets. Dirty ass this. So they talk relatives.
[00:14:55] Speaker A: They do do the eyes.
[00:14:56] Speaker C: So they make. So. Yeah. So they make. Yeah. Oh, have you seen that? When they come to visit,
[00:15:03] Speaker A: everywhere aunties
[00:15:04] Speaker C: look under, they move.
They're like, oh, this lamp. This lamp looks nice. They'll move the lamp. Look at all that dust under that lamp. Don't they put the lamp back again? Like they make you feel like you don't. That's why I do it. Because they make me feel like I don't do it.
[00:15:17] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:18] Speaker C: And I don't. I know I'm leaving. And 100%. 100% like, I know how clean you are. You're like me, like, we. We keep our work areas clean. We keep our vehicles clean.
[00:15:27] Speaker A: So it ain't. It ain't for us. No, it is true though. That's.
[00:15:31] Speaker C: It's because we don't want other people talking shit.
[00:15:33] Speaker A: It don't make sense. But it do make sense because. Yeah, you do. I don't want nobody talking behind my back, calling me trifling.
[00:15:39] Speaker C: And you got to think too, is like, how clean you are. How clean I am.
[00:15:42] Speaker A: Right.
[00:15:42] Speaker C: We actually have people who are not that clean. So they think we bougie.
So if our shit is dirty just a little bit.
[00:15:50] Speaker A: Oh, got it. They done put us. Yeah.
[00:15:53] Speaker C: That ain't fair.
[00:15:53] Speaker A: That is so wrong.
[00:15:54] Speaker C: It is so wrong. 100% it's wrong. But that's where we get put.
[00:15:58] Speaker A: You gonna put Me in an extra upper class because I'm clean.
[00:16:02] Speaker C: Yes. Yes.
[00:16:03] Speaker A: So therefore, because they not me.
[00:16:06] Speaker C: Correct.
[00:16:06] Speaker A: You have put me in that class.
[00:16:07] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:16:08] Speaker A: If you come to my house and you forgot there is a freaking one.
[00:16:11] Speaker C: You forgot one shelf to wipe down. You forgot one thing to wipe down. That's so petty. But tell me why that's the only thing they talk.
The only thing they talk about is that one shelf that they found when I say that they ain't was clean except for this one shelf I put my finger on.
[00:16:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Because I'm doing what should be normal.
[00:16:29] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:16:30] Speaker A: I get put in. That's so messed up. You know why don't put me as bougie?
[00:16:33] Speaker C: Because they already feel. They already feel uncomfortable when they come to your house. You have folks that come to your house that aren't as clean as you, that when they come to your house, they sit there and they. And they feel uncomfortable. They shouldn't feel uncomfortable. No, but they do. Because they're like, shit. Like I was, you know, I don't take care of stuff like this. But then. And then when something is out of place and something is dirty, it's easy for them to spot it real quick.
[00:16:56] Speaker A: That's messed up, but it's easy. I know some of y' all about to be in the comments too, like, yep, I feel the same. If you feel the same way, I'm sorry. And if you the one out there putting us in an upper class. How dare you. That's. That makes a lot of sense. That's so messed up.
[00:17:10] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:17:10] Speaker A: So you gonna put me in a
[00:17:12] Speaker C: bougie because you clean?
[00:17:13] Speaker A: Because I'm clean. Yes.
It's a lose lose. If I'm trifling, no, I'm just trifling.
[00:17:18] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:17:19] Speaker A: But if I'm just clean, I'm bougie.
[00:17:21] Speaker C: Yes.
Yeah, that's what happens. So me, me, I own my bougieness now. I don't care.
[00:17:27] Speaker A: Oh, I'd rather own. I don't own that all day.
[00:17:29] Speaker C: I'm just like, man, Sean, it's hella cleaner here. I don't know where to put. I'm glad you in that state of mind. I am glad you are in that state of mind. I'm glad when you come to my house and you feel like you don't know really, like how to put some shit down and put some away because you feel like I'm gonna come back. Yeah, I am glad you are in that state of mind. Hundred percent.
Come to my house and be on your best behavior. Thank you.
[00:17:50] Speaker A: Oh, he said, I am glad.
[00:17:52] Speaker C: I mean, it's. It's.
[00:17:53] Speaker A: It's that.
That makes so. Gosh, that's so messed up.
[00:17:57] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:17:58] Speaker A: I'm getting penalized.
[00:18:00] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:18:00] Speaker A: For being clean.
[00:18:01] Speaker C: For being clean.
Like, how many people have you had coming to your car? Just be like, oh, I don't even want to touch nothing because you keep your car so clean.
[00:18:07] Speaker A: Or, I have.
[00:18:08] Speaker C: Or like, I don't really want to do this. And then. But then they. When they see that, they know your car is cleaner than a car, so they automatically made you bougie.
[00:18:17] Speaker A: They do that automatically. And if anything is in it, we're like, oh, what's this rapper doing here? And it's like, bro, that's.
[00:18:22] Speaker C: And this how you. And this how you know that you're the bougie one? Do you know how you know?
Because when you get in their car, they refer to your car of why their car don't look so good right now.
First thing out they mouth is like, I'm sorry, man. I know it's not as clean as yours. I know it's not. That's the first thing they say. That's how you know they've already put you in the bougie category.
[00:18:44] Speaker A: That's so petty, bro.
[00:18:45] Speaker C: That's how you know if you don't know whether or not you in that bougie category, let wait till your friends say, well, I know it's not as clean as your car.
[00:18:53] Speaker A: I've had that a lot.
[00:18:54] Speaker C: And when they say that a lot, that's how you know you the bougie one.
[00:18:57] Speaker A: That's. Y' all should be ashamed, man. I'm out here just being normal.
[00:19:00] Speaker C: And it's coming from the friends that when you try to get in a car, they like, hey, hold up for a minute. And they got 19 empty bottles sitting on the. On the floorboard of the front seat. They got all these papers that they don't even use. I don't even know why the papers are in there. They're like. Like, tax forms from, like, 1993.
[00:19:17] Speaker A: That's also messed up, though, because I feel like for us bougie people, we don't call out nobody for being that nasty.
But you going to call me out.
[00:19:27] Speaker C: You know what's funny?
[00:19:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:19:29] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no. You and you already in that category in their face.
[00:19:32] Speaker A: Like, okay, yes. If. Unless it's just downright nasty, I will say something, especially if you, my friend. But, like, if your car's not as clean as mine, I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just gonna be like, yes, it's a little messy, but that's you.
[00:19:44] Speaker C: That's. Do you.
[00:19:45] Speaker A: But let them get in my car and let me have one speck of dust on my dashboard. Oh, what's going on, Twitter? You getting lazy, bro? Don't talk about my car. My car on this bad day will out beat your car.
[00:19:56] Speaker C: And this. And this is another way that, you know they put you in the bougie list is. Cause they would look, and they will. And they will take themselves and they will put themselves in the nine. Like, they'll be like, well, I'm. Now, I know my stuff's not as clean as yours, Twitty. Or I'm not. I don't do this as clean as you do. Or I come in there and it's like, now you already know the compare. The comparison has been made without you being in the room.
[00:20:18] Speaker A: That's crazy. I have heard that.
[00:20:21] Speaker C: That's foul. Connect the dots.
[00:20:23] Speaker A: That's foul, bro.
[00:20:24] Speaker C: Nowadays, when people sit there and they go, man, Sean, you bougie. I'm like, yep.
Like, especially when that's foul. Like. Like my dog. Like, my dog Kyoki, right? Like, there's a lot of things. Like, there's a lot of things that I don't allow my dog to do.
[00:20:37] Speaker A: Kiyoki got a standard, but that dog got standards.
[00:20:40] Speaker C: Like his. His water is always filtered. I don't. I don't give his water from the sink. His food is always dog food. I don't sit there and feed my dog human food. Like, that's. It's not good for them. I don't feed them French fries and potato chips and things like that. That I see. I don't. I don't let things fall off my stuff so that my dog can eat it off the ground. I don't do that. Now, my dog does act a little bougie. Like, if you. If you have a bowl of water and you.
[00:21:03] Speaker A: Oh, he ain't drinking out of it. If you.
[00:21:05] Speaker C: Well, if it's his bowl, he'll drink. But if it's a bowl that all the rest of the dogs got to share, he'll look at me and be
[00:21:10] Speaker A: like, dad, I have seen him at work. This man gets a clean plastic bowl and will put the filtered water in it.
[00:21:18] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:21:18] Speaker A: And Kyoki looks at you like, thank you. What is. No. He looks at you at first like, you want me to drink out of that plastic bowl?
And you're like, go drink. And he's like, I Guess yes. That don't even want a clean plastic bowl.
[00:21:30] Speaker C: But hey, when people ask me and they say, man, your dog is so bougie, I'm like, yeah, but because my dog is bougie, he gonna get all the years of his life.
[00:21:37] Speaker A: That is true. Okay.
My wife hates it when I do this.
Let's go to a parking lot, and then we gotta do. Would you rather. With producer Sean.
[00:21:47] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:21:47] Speaker A: These topics, which, by the way, I was expecting to be this deep diving. We gotta do around two of these.
[00:21:52] Speaker C: Okay? Okay.
[00:21:53] Speaker A: So this one.
And I'm guilty of this. It don't make sense. Parking lot.
I will drive, okay, at least three or four times to get a closer spot when I would have been better off just parking somewhere in the back and walking in. I use the same amount of time. I don't know what it is about the success of getting that closer parking spot, but it took just as long.
[00:22:17] Speaker C: It ain't got nothing to do with it.
You ain't learned yet.
You a young man.
You ain't learned yet.
Every old man out there right now, they 15 above right now. Every old man will tell you right now, we. We all went through that face. I can do this. Now there's this. There's a closest spot. Somebody gonna pull out. How many excuses. How many excuses? How many sayings do you go through before you actually just say, I'm gonna go park somewhere else?
[00:22:42] Speaker A: Somebody gonna pull out.
[00:22:43] Speaker C: Somebody gonna pull out.
[00:22:44] Speaker A: One of these people walking out is gonna be in these cold spots.
[00:22:47] Speaker C: You ever follow somebody that almost feel like a stupid soccer. Because they gonna see. That's young man.
That's young man. You. You a younger man. You a younger man. You coming out, old man. We ain't got time for that no more. We need to park. We need to get out. We need to get in this.
[00:23:01] Speaker A: This.
[00:23:01] Speaker C: You driving. You know how many of us old dudes that. Now let me ask you this. You, as a young man, when you driving to look for that spot, you're like, I can go. I can go around one more time. I can go. I can make another trip. How many old dudes you see walking, staring at you?
[00:23:14] Speaker A: A lot.
[00:23:16] Speaker C: Because we did that already.
We did it already. Then when you do it, we watch y' all and we sit there. We go. Yeah, he probably.
He probably in his 30s.
[00:23:25] Speaker A: He ain't hit that mark yet. He ain't hit it.
[00:23:27] Speaker C: He'll know.
[00:23:28] Speaker A: What's that phrase? He's still wet behind the ears.
[00:23:30] Speaker C: Then they come back like, yeah, you wait. It's all that time to do what?
To be closer.
[00:23:35] Speaker A: I've seen some people walk in and out by the time I done parked.
[00:23:37] Speaker C: I went. I went in, bought, came out, and still seen dude trying to wait for a parking spot. I was like, dude, you could have been done already. And on your way home, he seen,
[00:23:44] Speaker A: said, you ain't learned yet.
[00:23:45] Speaker C: You ain't learned yet. You. You a young man. You a young man. Young men do that. Young men do that. And you know what's crazy is that when young men have young wives, the young wives support their young. Their young men husbands. And they sit there in the car and they don't say nothing.
[00:23:59] Speaker A: But when they get older, they like just.
[00:24:02] Speaker C: Now, when they get older, they look at the husbands and stuff and they look over and they go, oh, baby, this. Where you going to park? Where we going to park? You better get your exercise. You going to get your steps today, baby.
[00:24:12] Speaker A: Dog, you know what? It is too, though, and it's sad. It is. If you look in the parking lot, it's mostly older people who gotta walk.
[00:24:21] Speaker C: You know why? Cause we ain't spending that gas. We ain't spending that gas.
[00:24:24] Speaker A: We.
[00:24:24] Speaker C: We ain't. I just got a full tank now. It's gonna take me 15 minutes to find a spot. No, it ain't happening, dog.
[00:24:30] Speaker A: The ratio. Unless I got that cap spot, bruh.
[00:24:33] Speaker C: And I got the AC blowing with the window down, like, we gotta find a spot.
[00:24:36] Speaker A: That's how you balanced it out. You left.
For every quick spot I can park in, I can let these windows in. This AC come, you can run.
[00:24:44] Speaker C: Yeah, baby.
Young man over there doing laps in his car with the AC blowing.
[00:24:48] Speaker A: I start taking account, be like, excuse me. So I gotta ask you a question. He gonna be like, what? I'm like, do you drive your car with your AC down, With the windows down in your ac? And if he says yes, I'm gonna look at where he parked and I'm gonna be like, that's why.
[00:24:59] Speaker C: Yep. Way over there, Way over, way over there.
[00:25:02] Speaker A: Had to get it in, dog. He said you were young, man.
[00:25:07] Speaker C: You don't know. Wait, wait, wait till you hit your late 40s getting into your 50s. You're gonna be like, that's why. Because you ain't got time now. You ain't got time. I ain't got time to be sitting in the I. It took me a long time to get to this place. I'm parking and getting out.
I'm not sitting in the parking lot for another 20 minutes. Took me 20 minutes to drive here and I gotta do 20 minutes in the parking lot. Nah, that ain't happening.
[00:25:28] Speaker A: He says, you see mo people in the back than you do in the front. Cuz we got. We gotta get out, gotta get out.
[00:25:35] Speaker C: It's done. My legs hurt, my back hurts. I've been sitting for a minute. Time to get out and stretch.
[00:25:40] Speaker A: Oh, I'mma come holler when I.
I'mma keep track. I'mma see when I start getting.
[00:25:49] Speaker C: When you hit 50, I'm gonna be in my 60s, 70s, and I'm gonna look at you. You gonna be like, damn, P, you was right. You was right. I part know I'm gonna look at you and be like, she. I don't even drive no more. Like, I just. You go up and get it.
[00:26:01] Speaker A: The new thing is you got to get somebody to just drop you off.
[00:26:04] Speaker C: Now I'm gonna get a 30 year old so he could just keep driving around looking for a spot. That way when he let me out, I could just go in, buy my come back out. He still was looking for a spot. Be like, dude, you ain't got to look for a spot. I just get in and go.
[00:26:16] Speaker A: So I'm just gonna always be behind.
I'm gonna be doing the stuff you doing now. Then you gonna tell me, you need to get yourself a 30 year old. I'm gonna be like, bro, I can't win. I was doing that 10 years ago,
[00:26:27] Speaker C: but I do that. I was doing that when we started the podcast.
[00:26:31] Speaker A: You got to get bougie now and get yourself somebody to just drive you to the front. Oh, my God. All right, my list.
I only got through three of them. I expect THC to educate me. That's fair, though. You had two of them. You got me on.
[00:26:44] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:26:44] Speaker A: Producer Sean, would you rather make it make sense? Addition, I got no idea what he's going to ask us, but it's related to.
[00:26:52] Speaker C: To what we were just talking about.
[00:26:53] Speaker A: Okay, so, producer Sean, would you rather make it make sense? Addition, the flow is yours, sir.
[00:26:58] Speaker B: Okay, we got one food one.
[00:26:59] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:27:00] Speaker C: Ooh. We like all food ones.
[00:27:02] Speaker B: Would you rather always burn the roof of your mouth on the first bite or eat food that's slightly too cold?
It's for everything.
[00:27:11] Speaker C: Burn my roof.
Burn the roof. The roof is on fire.
Because you said I only burned once.
No, it'll burn every single time.
[00:27:20] Speaker B: On the first bite.
[00:27:21] Speaker C: Sorry. Yeah. On the first bite. Yeah, on the first bite.
[00:27:23] Speaker B: Ah.
[00:27:24] Speaker A: But every.
[00:27:24] Speaker C: Yeah. Does that mean ice cream is gonna burn me or is it just anytime I eat Just hot food. Oh yeah.
I'm tell you what, I'm tell you why I'm sensitive.
[00:27:36] Speaker A: I gotta. I'd rather have it cold. I am sensitive.
[00:27:39] Speaker C: My mouth burns every first bite now.
So like everything that's hot now, like that's where I learned how to chew and breathe at the same time.
[00:27:48] Speaker A: Oh yeah. So my wife will tell you I'm soft.
I can't, I can't. I can't survive soup. Like chili and soup. I got. I'm gonna have to take it. I can't, I cannot do hot. Like I can't. I can, I cannot.
[00:28:00] Speaker C: I can do hot. My wife.
[00:28:01] Speaker A: My wife. Five, six bites in, I'm still letting
[00:28:04] Speaker C: my cold makes me think that this is old one. Cold makes me think that if I do want it hotter, I gotta reheat something. I'd rather just have it hot. Straight out, burn my mouth, but it only burns me on the first bite. Second bite, I'm good to go.
[00:28:18] Speaker A: Nope, that first bite and then now my mouth is burnt. I can't really get all the flavor, all the taste. Sure you can give me cold.
[00:28:26] Speaker C: What about you, Sean?
[00:28:28] Speaker B: That one's tough because I hate burning the roof of my mouth.
[00:28:31] Speaker A: Because then that burning the roof of your mouth be she sit for a minute.
[00:28:35] Speaker B: Yeah. It's not just a one day thing. That's like the next couple meals.
[00:28:38] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:28:39] Speaker B: And if it's every hot meal burns the roof of your mouth.
[00:28:41] Speaker A: Yeah, every hot meal. So you better just make sure you only get one hot meal a day. Maybe then you might be okay. Maybe a week. But if you, but if you got every day. So if your breakfast is hot, your lunches are hot and your dinner is a hot meal, you just burn it. Every first bite.
[00:28:56] Speaker C: Yeah, that's fine. The second bite going to be delicious.
Second bite going to be delicious.
[00:29:00] Speaker A: Ain't going to be able to tell me what it tastes like though. But like it was good.
[00:29:03] Speaker C: It was good.
[00:29:04] Speaker B: I mean I'm thinking like pizza if it's a little too cold. The pizza is a little. That's fine.
[00:29:09] Speaker A: Cold, somewhat cold chicken I can eat. I can deal with that. That's how you know, that's how you know your chicken good. You can cold.
[00:29:15] Speaker B: You bite into a burger and it's a little bit cold.
[00:29:17] Speaker C: No.
[00:29:17] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:29:18] Speaker C: No. Nope. Nope. I spit it out.
[00:29:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I'd have to be. All right. I can't.
[00:29:23] Speaker C: Nope. French fries. Not.
[00:29:24] Speaker A: I just have to avoid french fries. I can't eat cold french fries, but I just avoid them. I get a salad it's slightly cold.
[00:29:29] Speaker B: It's not, like, freezing.
[00:29:30] Speaker C: But I gotta get my sandwiches at the delis. Toasted. That's why as much toasted sandwich at
[00:29:36] Speaker A: the deli they'll be hitting. Yeah, no. Can't be putting that on a cold bun. I need them buns hot.
All right, Sean, number two. What we got number two.
[00:29:46] Speaker B: I only got two on this list.
[00:29:47] Speaker A: That's fine.
[00:29:48] Speaker B: Let's roll with the second one. This one's tough. This isn't really related to what you guys are doing, but I found this on the list.
Would you guys rather have to drive with no music or someone riding with you who won't stop talking?
[00:30:05] Speaker A: I think I'm going. I gotta be violent.
[00:30:07] Speaker B: Both completely ruin your.
[00:30:08] Speaker A: I gotta go Simon's foot.
I just. I have to go to no Music at some point. We can't. We can't talk the whole drive.
Me and my wife don't talk an entire drive sometimes because we just know, like, she wants to read. And then there's. Sometimes when I'm driving, I need to focus.
Give me. Give me the silence. Talking the whole time.
[00:30:29] Speaker C: Talking to me or just talking in general?
[00:30:32] Speaker A: I don't. Either way. I can't do that in general. No.
[00:30:34] Speaker B: They might not be talking to you.
[00:30:36] Speaker C: Just be talking in the. In the air.
[00:30:37] Speaker B: And it's almost worse. They're just talking.
[00:30:39] Speaker A: Give me music.
[00:30:40] Speaker B: No music.
[00:30:41] Speaker A: Give me no music. Like talking the whole time.
[00:30:45] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:30:46] Speaker A: So, perfect example. Would you rather, on your drive, when you did your last show in Wyoming.
Wyoming. And you had to have somebody, and if you had to drive with somebody, either gonna go silent or that whole drive, they just yapping.
[00:31:03] Speaker C: Well, I have done that with comedians, and I've had actually the pleasure of being in silence for one trip and being to where that comedian had no off button.
[00:31:16] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:31:17] Speaker C: And I mean, it was a no off button for, like, three states.
[00:31:20] Speaker A: Do you want an off button or do you want no off button?
[00:31:24] Speaker C: People ask me now, why am I an old man with tens and twelves in my truck?
It's because I've been driving with people who don't shut up.
Now, Sean, if they're talking the whole time, does that mean I have to turn my music on off?
[00:31:41] Speaker B: Yeah, I guess. There's no music in this car, so
[00:31:44] Speaker C: there's no music either way.
[00:31:45] Speaker B: Either way.
[00:31:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:31:46] Speaker C: So you could have it.
[00:31:46] Speaker B: I guess maybe you could have the. You got to hear them talk, though.
[00:31:50] Speaker C: I have to hear them talk.
[00:31:51] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:31:52] Speaker C: Because that's how I used to get away from. It was just.
[00:31:55] Speaker A: Nah, Nah, you, you either. The only thing you hearing is, I'm with Twitty.
[00:31:58] Speaker C: I'm with Twitty.
[00:31:59] Speaker A: Or you hearing nothing?
[00:32:00] Speaker C: Nope. I'm a Twitter. I gotta have a silence because I, I, I was probably in the second. Almost to the second state and I. And I wanted to punch them in the face so hard.
[00:32:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I like having conversations.
There's got to be silent. You gotta be. There's gotta be some silence at some point. Just give me all silence.
[00:32:17] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, all silence. What about you, Sean?
[00:32:21] Speaker B: Yeah, I'd probably. I don't mind the silence when driving sometimes, Sometimes I forget to put music on. If I'm just thinking and driving, I'm
[00:32:26] Speaker C: like, oh, I've done that before.
[00:32:27] Speaker A: That's a lot of talking, man.
[00:32:29] Speaker C: Yeah, I've done that before too. You just kind of roll down the window and you just.
[00:32:32] Speaker A: Cuz see, I'm thinking about the long haul. I'm not thinking about, you know, from like here to my house, which is 15 minutes. That's fine. I'm thinking about if I'm on a trip. Nah, now I'm with you that whole trip.
[00:32:41] Speaker C: I'm killing them. Y something.
[00:32:43] Speaker A: We ain't going to make it.
[00:32:44] Speaker B: And you don't get to get a word in.
[00:32:45] Speaker C: We ain't going to make it.
[00:32:46] Speaker A: Oh, and I don't get to get a word in?
[00:32:48] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, no, you're talking your ear off. We ain't making it. Nah, I'm making it.
We ain't making it.
[00:32:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Nope.
[00:32:56] Speaker C: Those are good ones, Sean.
[00:32:57] Speaker A: Even if I have to give you the car and I just walk, I was like, I'll find somebody else that's just silent. I put my thumb out.
[00:33:02] Speaker C: I like those guys.
[00:33:03] Speaker A: Need a ride? I'd be like, yeah. I'd be like, you like to talk or no? You like. I like silence, my man. I'm hopping in.
[00:33:08] Speaker C: I can't.
[00:33:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that's too much, bro.
What was my last road trip? Oh, yeah. Five hours. I can't. No. Five hours of just talking and I gotta listen and I can't say anything.
[00:33:18] Speaker C: I think that's probably why I had a good trip with my dog. Cause my dog just sat. He just sat right there on the side. He just looked at me and I looked at him and we just cruise on down.
[00:33:27] Speaker A: You get it? You understand? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:33:29] Speaker C: I'm with you on that one.
[00:33:30] Speaker A: Get in the comments with our. Would you rather. As well as the make it make sense. Do you also have some make it make sense that you don't understand? And maybe it's something that was on my list. But again, THC was over here educating me and had an answer for all of them that we only got the three. So we will be bringing it back. But get in the comments. Hit the like. Hit the subscribe 10kizzy. We. We got to be there, by the way.
[00:33:52] Speaker C: And you got.
[00:33:52] Speaker A: I think we're there.
[00:33:53] Speaker C: And you got to let them know too.
We haven't. We forgot to say it on the last episode.
[00:33:57] Speaker A: What happened?
[00:33:58] Speaker C: If you do like our merchant, you do like our stuff.
Twittyinthecity.com oh snap. Yeah, we forgot to mention on the last one too.
[00:34:08] Speaker A: We got a websiter.
[00:34:10] Speaker C: Dang.
[00:34:11] Speaker A: Guess what happens. I get too much stuff. Yes.
Twittyinthecity.com. yeah, you can get it all. You can inquire about the show. You can comment and I would love you to. You got topics you want us to hit? There is a contact us section. There is a contact session. You want to be a partner like Rich is reliable rides. Use a reliable one. By the way, you want to get 10% off of your labor on your first visit.
But yeah, I almost forgot Dog Twitty inthecity.com. that sounds nice.
[00:34:41] Speaker C: And it's. Everything's there. Like from our merchandise issue One Stop Shop. Issue One Stop Shop. I know we're getting a lot of people that was asking us like, you know, where can I catch a podcast? Where can I catch you stuff like that? If you go to twittyinthecity.com there. It's all there.
[00:34:53] Speaker A: The links are there for the YouTube to all the social platforms, everything, the contacts.
[00:34:57] Speaker C: In fact, we have the links on there to where you can actually listen to us on Spotify and on Apple
[00:35:02] Speaker A: Music or Apple Podcasts, whatever it's called.
[00:35:05] Speaker C: And it's. And they're all listed by. By episodes and everything.
[00:35:07] Speaker A: And you can watch it just on the website we made. We did. Man. I forgot that plug. Cause yeah, you can actually listen to the show on the website. It won't take you to that second browser and you gotta be off the website. No, it is ingrained, man. Yeah. Twitty in the City dot com, bro. Yep. How did I forget about that? There's too much going on.
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[00:35:52] Speaker C: Proud of it. Proud of it.
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