Things That Instantly Get Your Man Card Revoked

[00:00:00] Speaker A: There was times we got jumped. We got jumped by, like, seven people. It was three of us. We got jumped by, like, seven people. Yeah. A couple of them took off limping, but we got whooped. Like, we got whooped. [00:00:08] Speaker B: Oh, you. [00:00:09] Speaker A: But we picked ourselves up off the ground. We laughed because we got whooped. And then we got better. Then we found them together. [00:00:22] Speaker B: 20 in the city. [00:00:23] Speaker A: Aloha. THC. [00:00:26] Speaker B: Yeah. We gotta pull some man cards, bro. [00:00:28] Speaker A: What? Yeah. Oh, I love doing this. [00:00:31] Speaker B: Would you say you have a list of things. [00:00:34] Speaker A: Okay. [00:00:34] Speaker B: That if a man doesn't do or know how to do, you get your man card pulled? [00:00:38] Speaker A: 100%. [00:00:39] Speaker B: Okay. [00:00:39] Speaker A: And I agree with pulling them in public. [00:00:41] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:00:42] Speaker A: Pull them in public. [00:00:43] Speaker B: All right. Certain ones are gonna be in public. So my first one I had to start off with was in the house. [00:00:47] Speaker A: In the house. [00:00:47] Speaker B: Cause I went to a friend's house, and he had the damn nerve to ask me how to change his light bulb, man. Car gone, bro. [00:00:55] Speaker A: You talking, like, LED bulb. [00:00:57] Speaker B: Like, no, no, no, no, no. We're not talking different types. We're talking how to actually get the light on. [00:01:04] Speaker A: This man ain't never took a light bulb out in his life. [00:01:06] Speaker B: I guess not. [00:01:07] Speaker A: How did he get that far? [00:01:08] Speaker B: I immediately walked out the house. [00:01:10] Speaker A: Hold on. How old was he? How old is he right now? [00:01:12] Speaker B: He's like a year older. No year younger than me, so I'm 33. [00:01:15] Speaker A: A year younger than you, so he's 33 and he don't know how to put a light bulb up? [00:01:18] Speaker B: Literally came over to the house, dapped me up. That's. [00:01:21] Speaker A: See, man. [00:01:24] Speaker B: He might not get that one back. [00:01:26] Speaker A: Is that a millennial thing, though? He threw that in there. Look, See? I wasn't even gonna say nothing, but previous episode. [00:01:33] Speaker B: And you know what? [00:01:34] Speaker A: It don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter what generation you from. I don't give. I don't care if you a baby boomer. You know how to change a light bulb. I'm really. I really got issues. [00:01:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:41] Speaker A: If you a Gen Xer, I got serious issues. [00:01:44] Speaker B: Oh. [00:01:45] Speaker A: If you a millennial, I'm like, no, I still got issues. Get to the Z's and the A's. I mean, like, I think the Z's kind of got it. No, they got it on lock. With what a light bulb is. The A's. I don't know. I'm not. I had no. I don't know. I don't know yet. All right. Did you look at him and take it from him when he said that. [00:02:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I. I immediate. Oh, it's gone. I thought about ripping it up. He might redeem himself. [00:02:11] Speaker A: So if he can't change the light bulb, man. Card gone. [00:02:13] Speaker B: Oh, gone instantly. [00:02:15] Speaker A: Big G. Turn in a screwdriver. Oh, if you. I've met people that don't know how to turn a screwdriver. Like, don't know how to hold a screwdriver properly and turn it. [00:02:24] Speaker B: Righty tighty lefty Lucy. [00:02:25] Speaker A: All day. [00:02:26] Speaker B: That song is for a reason. [00:02:27] Speaker A: You know, I have said that out loud to so many people. [00:02:30] Speaker B: Like, they still don't get it. [00:02:32] Speaker A: I was watching one try to do it, and I was. In my mind, I'm like, okay. I'm looking at him and he started, and I hear. And I'm saying it out loud. Righty tidy lefty Lucy. Righty tidy lefty Lucy. You know them? The gentleman had the audacity to ask me what the hell I was talking about on the fourth time I said it. [00:02:50] Speaker B: Oh, man. Card gone. [00:02:51] Speaker A: That was it. [00:02:51] Speaker B: I wanted to. [00:02:53] Speaker A: Wallet right there. Boom. [00:02:55] Speaker B: That might be more than a man car. That's your adult card. [00:02:58] Speaker A: That's. That's adult. Yeah. Because I. Yeah. You don't have to be a man to understand that. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Righty. [00:03:01] Speaker A: I know a lot of. I know a lot of ladies that say, right. Tighty, lefty Lucy. [00:03:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Sticking to the house. [00:03:07] Speaker A: Okay. [00:03:08] Speaker B: Let's. Let's go garage here. [00:03:09] Speaker A: Okay. [00:03:10] Speaker B: Or. Sorry. Yeah, they're all in there. Fuse box. You don't know your fuse box is. [00:03:15] Speaker A: I worked construction in residential construction for years. [00:03:17] Speaker B: You got to know where that's at. [00:03:19] Speaker A: And I. I have to. I got to cut power to certain parts of the house that we working into. Right. But I would be. Do you [00:03:28] Speaker B: figure it out? I can tell you. [00:03:30] Speaker A: It used to frustrate me. It used to frustrate me so much. When you ask a homeowner where his fuse box is, and he looks at you like a what? And I'm like, how did you get this far? [00:03:41] Speaker B: How did you get the house? Yeah, that is true. You mean it? Cause, yeah. In the time they live in that house. You mean to tell me you never popped anything? [00:03:49] Speaker A: Or did you end up calling somebody probably did, bro. [00:03:53] Speaker B: And that person needs to get their card pulled. [00:03:55] Speaker A: Nah, nah, nah, nah. That person needs to get his hand shook, because you know what he told himself? He said, this dumb ass gonna pay me $400 to come out here and flip his fuse box. And you know what? I'mma take a lunch in the middle of this. You know what? [00:04:08] Speaker B: I'm. [00:04:09] Speaker A: I applaud him. I applaud him. [00:04:11] Speaker B: Crazy. But yeah. [00:04:12] Speaker A: Get your money, Boo Boo. Oh, no. Fuse box. [00:04:16] Speaker B: Fuse box has gotta go. [00:04:17] Speaker A: And it's easy, Pop. That's it. [00:04:20] Speaker B: It's the most obvious thing. And it's. [00:04:21] Speaker A: The one that's popped the other way is probably the one you gotta push the other way. You should know this. You should know this. [00:04:26] Speaker B: So you already said it. That's. So there's. There's two subs of that. You don't know where it's at. And then also you don't know how to reset it back. Like you said, it's the only everybody going left. The one that went right probably ain't supposed to be right. [00:04:39] Speaker A: You wanna know something? And I'm gonna throw this out. Since we talking houses, I'm gonna throw this out because I. I've seen this with my own eyes. I wouldn't be mentioning this if I didn't see it. I was watching my man try to stick a plug in the extension cord, and he didn't realize that one of them little plum and prongs was bigger than the other. So if you was to look at your gfi. [00:05:01] Speaker B: No. [00:05:02] Speaker A: That you plug in the wall, you can see that one is bigger than the other. [00:05:05] Speaker B: No. [00:05:05] Speaker A: It's funny. I bet you there's people watching this, and they was like, what? No, no. And they went down and looked at their stuff and said, what is bigger? [00:05:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:05:16] Speaker A: Broke his GFI trying to shove the extension corner. [00:05:20] Speaker B: I gotta go, bro. You gotta go after that. You ready for this one? [00:05:24] Speaker A: I don't know. Is it going up or is it going down? Does it feel like it's. [00:05:27] Speaker B: It's. [00:05:28] Speaker A: It's climaxing? [00:05:29] Speaker B: We're gonna go outside. [00:05:30] Speaker A: Okay. Outside, man. Car pulling outside. [00:05:33] Speaker B: Yes. [00:05:33] Speaker A: Let's do this. [00:05:36] Speaker B: Barbecuing. You can't. [00:05:43] Speaker A: And [00:05:46] Speaker B: so first off, there's barbecuing in general, but if you also had a nerve to tell me that you are great at barbecuing, and I come over. [00:05:55] Speaker A: Oh, brah, you put it on your invitations. You sent your invitations to me. You told me about how your mama's got this recipe that you was trying to do that you've been doing, doing this for the whole rest of your life. Yeah, you got me excited. Like I'm excited about a boxing match. Like when you watch the two boxers talk shit. You like? Yeah, you like. Woo hoo. [00:06:13] Speaker B: See, that's why I think the man card when it comes. But by the way, if you're lost. I'm pulling your man card. If you cannot handle the grill. If you are. Oh, if you're asking me for assistance, you know, or you're giving me a steak and it is running bloody red like they got shot, bruh. With a shotgun. [00:06:31] Speaker A: You ever had somebody hand you a grilled piece of chicken that was still pink? [00:06:34] Speaker B: No. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Still pink. [00:06:36] Speaker B: I ain't had it that bad. [00:06:38] Speaker A: I hope. [00:06:39] Speaker B: I hope you rip. [00:06:40] Speaker A: What's worse on a steak if it's too bloody or if it's overcooked? Like, it's just well overcooked. Overcooked. You overcooked. Overcooked. If you overcook your steak at the barbecue, I'm taking your grill home with me, dog. You will lose your grill privileges. [00:06:55] Speaker B: Because you know why? Not just your man card, because you know why. I can at least. It's disrespectful, but I can at least take that steak and go inside and warm it and warm it up. [00:07:03] Speaker A: Yeah, put it back in the oven. [00:07:05] Speaker B: I can't reassend something that got burned. You can't bring that back. That's a neat. [00:07:09] Speaker A: Yeah, immediately. Especially when you sold me on it. Like, oh, I was already iffy coming over. Cause I didn't know how the potato salad was gonna turn out. I didn't know if you really knew how to cook a burger or. And you told me ribs. And I'm like, okay, like, you gotta be specific. When somebody tell me ribs, I need to know. Beef or pork, which one you cooking? [00:07:27] Speaker B: That's fair. [00:07:27] Speaker A: Because there's different temperatures. There's different that's got to be done to these things. You got to know what you're doing when you. You tell me that. [00:07:34] Speaker B: And I show up that grill, bro. You know why the grill hurts? Because it's per. It's personal, bro. [00:07:38] Speaker A: It's 100 personal. It's 100 personal. Because you know what, men? Today, we only have a few spaces. We only own. We only have control of a few spaces. We only got room for a few spaces. One is that grill. That's our thing, men. We will gather around that with other men like, ah, you gotta look at this thing. 9,000 BTUs. Like, we. We proud of this thing. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Well, also, I wanna. I wanna learn from somebody. If you. If you said, you mastering this. Yeah, I'm coming over. [00:08:06] Speaker A: Not. This is. [00:08:06] Speaker B: This is your spot. Yeah, I'm not coming to hear me. I'm coming to. You got the. [00:08:10] Speaker A: Oh, you see me a little piece of cooked chicken and a pork rib that won't pull off the bone. [00:08:15] Speaker B: And don't you dare. And don't you dare say, I don't know what happened. You know, this grill been acting funky on me always. [00:08:21] Speaker A: Shit. Always, always, always. And I'm looking at your grill like, dude, you didn't just unwrap this today. Like, this ain't brand new. I'm looking at your cast iron. [00:08:31] Speaker B: Do not hit me with this shit. She was acting up today. The grill don't act up. [00:08:35] Speaker A: Yeah, no, there is no acting up. [00:08:36] Speaker B: User error, bro. Always user error. [00:08:39] Speaker A: Yeah. If you messing up that grill, that's 100%. I will hook your grill up to my truck and take it home. I'm like, you know what? You don't even need a grill at this point. What you need a grill for? [00:08:47] Speaker B: What you pulling the man to pull the grill. [00:08:49] Speaker A: The man car gonna be duct tape to the outside of the grill, and that grill gonna sit on the back of my truck. And every time I pass your house, I'm gonna drive past your house with your grill and your man card on the back of my truck. [00:09:00] Speaker B: Hey, that's personal, bro. [00:09:01] Speaker A: That's. [00:09:01] Speaker B: Yeah, that's personal. [00:09:03] Speaker A: Especially that, man. We only have a few spaces. We gotta defend. We gotta defend. [00:09:08] Speaker B: I knew. I knew it was gonna hit you hard, bro. Cause it. [00:09:11] Speaker A: That one got me in here. [00:09:12] Speaker B: I feel like every man. I hope not, but I feel like every guy has had that guy that has failed them on the grid. [00:09:18] Speaker A: Everybody. [00:09:19] Speaker B: It hurts. [00:09:19] Speaker A: People know, man, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. We treasure what we eat. We put. I know there's a lot of men out there that put a lot of stuff in their mouth that just. You just like, wow, I can't believe he ate that. But there's a lot of stuff that we put in our mouth that we treasure, and most of that comes off of our grill. We have to hold our respect. You disrespect the grill, you can't just turn around with your little kiss the chef apron on, talking about, well, I don't know why the ribs aren't coming off the bones like that. I'mma tell you why they ain't coming off, because you don't know what you're doing. [00:09:48] Speaker B: I can't. I can't sidetrack. But I got to ask you, is that a. Is that a semi red flag for you if somebody's got an apron like that? Yep. Is it a semi red flag? [00:09:56] Speaker A: That's. That's not even a semi. That's. You know, it's not even a semi red flag. It's not. I will call you out the minute I read it, I will call you out right then and there. I'll be like, really? Kiss the cook. That's what you need on right now. That's what you need on right now. It's nice. I like a little. Your little patterns. Yeah, yeah, it's nice. Okay, kiss. [00:10:15] Speaker B: I feel the same. [00:10:16] Speaker A: Because I think what he's doing is he's setting me up to hand me something that's gonna be garbage. But because of the way he looks, I'm supposed to be nice to him. That's why I think he wore it, because he would think, oh, if I had pee this rib that still ain't all the way cooked, he'd be nicer to me because he thinks my apron is cute. I'm be like, fuck you and this rib and his and his apron that you wearing. I'm leaving. [00:10:39] Speaker B: I'm out. [00:10:40] Speaker A: And I'm taking your grill with me. I had to ask. Oh, man. Man, I hope we ain't going up from this. [00:10:47] Speaker B: All right, We. [00:10:47] Speaker A: We can't be going up from this, cuz this one's already got my blood. [00:10:50] Speaker B: We going to flat. We going to flatline a little bit. [00:10:51] Speaker A: You know, I'm old. [00:10:52] Speaker B: We going to flatline a little bit. [00:10:53] Speaker A: Half a century. [00:10:54] Speaker B: I'mma tell you right now. [00:10:55] Speaker A: You try to get my blood boiling right now. I just think about four people that I just wanted to punch in the face right now. [00:11:00] Speaker B: We going to flatline. And then producer Sean, you going to know when to cut it, Cuz this I don't know. If you gonna ask you, you might walk out of the studio, but not yet. So we gonna flatline. We stand outside. [00:11:10] Speaker A: Okay. Hold on. Yep. Let me get something to drink. [00:11:13] Speaker B: All right, you ready? [00:11:14] Speaker A: Okay. [00:11:15] Speaker B: Okay. [00:11:16] Speaker A: Is this. Hold on, before he. Before you hit me with this next one. Are we going up? [00:11:22] Speaker B: No, this is flat. We gonna flatline a little bit. We're gonna flatline. But the next. The one that I'm gonna hit you with at the end, we gonna jump. We gonna knock out uppercut. [00:11:30] Speaker A: Okay. [00:11:30] Speaker B: All right, so we're gonna go to the flat line. [00:11:32] Speaker A: Show me the flat line. [00:11:32] Speaker B: Cutting grass. [00:11:34] Speaker A: Oh, you. Man. Why do you even have a yard? What? What? No, you didn't. [00:11:38] Speaker B: I said that so many times. [00:11:40] Speaker A: Why you have. Yeah, just fill it up with rocks. Stop being lazy. That's how you want to be. That's how. And you're gonna have all your neighbors looking at you like, oh, you lazy. As. Yep, you lazy. [00:11:47] Speaker B: As. But I'm not calling somebody. [00:11:49] Speaker A: I'm gonna tell you something to come cut my grass as a man. And I'm. I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna be real with this. Some people don't understand certain men, okay? And this is why I protect the yard. I protect the yard because there's something about it. After I'm done cutting, after I'm done manicuring, after I'm done going around the edges. [00:12:06] Speaker B: That's what it is. Manicure. [00:12:07] Speaker A: After it is. It is 100% manicure, but it's a manicure that. It shows the care that I'm putting into my project, into my yard. This is my. This is my stuff. As a man, I take care of. I take care of what I have and what I own and what I got. So I want it to look good. I'm gonna tell you right now, the smell of a fresh cut green yard mixed with the sprinkler that just turned on on the top of the grass, and you just get to sit there like this and watch the sidewalk turn color, watch the driveway turn color, like it's just washing it. Like there's something about that. [00:12:40] Speaker B: You know what else, too? It starts a. It starts a little. What's that called? Domino effect. [00:12:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:45] Speaker B: Because anytime I know you men out there, anytime my neighbors cutting their grass makes me wonder. [00:12:51] Speaker A: I don't. [00:12:51] Speaker B: I don't really get mad or like, h. There they go. I'm like, oh, yeah, we going. [00:12:55] Speaker A: We doing it Down. [00:12:56] Speaker B: We doing it. [00:12:56] Speaker A: It's time to get down. [00:12:57] Speaker B: We doing it. [00:12:57] Speaker A: And that's. [00:12:58] Speaker B: Hey, yo, Jim, what you doing over there? Hey, I see that trim. I see you went d. This time. I got it from you, dog. [00:13:02] Speaker A: I. I like it when. When if there's other men that are doing it, there somebody coming in, be like, hey, man, you got to try this. And they got like, the new trimmer. And they'll walk across the street like, we. We. And it's. And it's. You know what it is? It's like some people don't get it. And some people are like, you. You saying landscaping and doing yard work is man car stuff. And it's like, I'm gonna tell you something. The pride in which men take in what we owe, what we own, what we hold dear to our hearts. And one of it is our property. Our property, our cars, our stuff. Men are very like, we. We are attached to ourselves, and we take care of our shit. So when I sit there and I can stand there And I can look and I can say, you know what? I cut this. This looks this way. Because this is the way I put it. Yeah. If you can't take pride in your own shit. Yeah. Give me your card. Yeah, 100%. Want to take care of your yard? Give me your car. [00:13:47] Speaker B: I have not cut the grass on a certain day because I knew I wasn't going to give it the right attention and the right energy it needed. I wanted to cut the grass on the twos and it's like I'm going to just half ass it. [00:13:56] Speaker A: Have you ever kind of tried to wait until your neighbor was going to do it because you knew you wanted to keep both his yard and your yard at like the same height? [00:14:03] Speaker B: My neighbor got mad at me because [00:14:05] Speaker A: you jumped and I jumped. I jumped. [00:14:08] Speaker B: He literally came. He literally came outside, put his hands up. [00:14:12] Speaker A: This is how much of a man card issue this loan is, is because we are actually using our own slang words in the middle. He jumped. [00:14:19] Speaker B: Yeah, he jumped. He jumped, bro. [00:14:20] Speaker A: But we both knew what that meant. [00:14:22] Speaker B: He jumped, bro. He was hot. [00:14:24] Speaker A: Oh, you going first now, dawg. [00:14:26] Speaker B: He literally came. My neighbor literally on his porch, look, looked at me and I took the headphones off and I spaced out for a little bit. He said, twitty, what the fuck, bro? And I'm thinking, oh, am I supposed to cut his yard for him? He's like, Thursday, Thursday. And I'm like, my bad. He jumped, put his boots on. Nah, it ain't Thursday now, it's Tuesday. He didn't let you sit out here how you're pretty like. He got mad cause I changed his nose. [00:14:54] Speaker A: He wasn't gonna wake up in the morning and look over at that yard. No, he was gonna wake up and be like, nah, we even now. [00:15:00] Speaker B: Twitty, bro, he put his boots on every time he went past me. [00:15:05] Speaker A: Didn't even look at the yard while he was doing it. [00:15:08] Speaker B: Because of you, I'm out here. And then because I got done earlier and that's. He was out there later, he's like, oh, yes, they gotta edge up now. [00:15:14] Speaker A: And that's what I'm saying is like, it's, it's the pride that we take in what we have, you know? And like most of us, most of us men, we have our houses, we have our things that we take a lot of pride in. We worked hard for what we have. We worked hard for within it. If we, we have, you know, you got your lady with you, you got, you got your girl around you, your girls, she Wants to be around something, you want to take care of you, your nest, your place of where you put it. Because you want her to feel comfortable. You want the. You want everybody. This is your spot. So, yeah, if you don't take care of your yard and I walk past your house and it just looks like every day, and then. And not only that, I catch you on the porch enjoying a soda while your yard looks like, oh, oh, yeah, I'll pull your card right then and there. [00:15:55] Speaker B: Yeah, you got to pull it. Oh. [00:15:57] Speaker A: All right. [00:15:58] Speaker B: That was a little up, I think. I think I'm gonna go. [00:16:00] Speaker A: That's a little pride. [00:16:01] Speaker B: I'm go. I'm gonna go a little notch. All right, now we're going. We left. We left. We're leaving the house now. Now we are. [00:16:08] Speaker A: Had me mad at the ribs and the barbecue. Kind of brought me down with the hat. What, to cut the yard. See, if you cut the yard, that was a perfect little flat. [00:16:15] Speaker B: Yeah, I had to flat because that. [00:16:16] Speaker A: Because that put me at ease because I started thinking about cutting grass and [00:16:20] Speaker B: I started thinking about this place. Yeah. [00:16:21] Speaker A: The sprinklers going on. Nice. I can't wait for spring. I can't wait. [00:16:25] Speaker B: All right, we're going out in public. Okay. [00:16:27] Speaker A: Out in public. Three man urinal. [00:16:31] Speaker B: You and a guy. [00:16:32] Speaker A: I already know where you're going, and I already know you're going. [00:16:37] Speaker B: And he picks the one next to you. [00:16:39] Speaker A: I'm gone. [00:16:42] Speaker B: May pee. He's just going to dip. [00:16:44] Speaker A: You know how I know that? It burns when you stop peeing on purpose. I'm going to tell you how I know. How I know this for a fact, [00:16:51] Speaker B: because you had to get up out of there. [00:16:54] Speaker A: Three urinals. I'm on the end. I go to the end. [00:16:57] Speaker B: And you did your job. [00:16:58] Speaker A: I'm on the end. [00:16:59] Speaker B: You did your job. [00:17:00] Speaker A: He went to the middle. Nobody's on end. Now look, look, look. I can almost. I can almost go, okay. Dude went here because he really had to pee. [00:17:09] Speaker B: Nah, let's. [00:17:10] Speaker A: Hold on, hold on. If all the toilets are gone and all the urinals are gone and there's one in between me and the other guy, because that's how we. Hold on. Because that's how we set it up. [00:17:18] Speaker B: That's. [00:17:19] Speaker A: That's different, okay? No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. [00:17:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:21] Speaker A: And all the ones are gone and somebody coming and he really has to pee. He comes in. Now what does that dude do? That dude comes in and he knows he's in the middle, so he Knows it already. His head's already down. He comes in, he's like, I ain't looking at you. All I see if I. Even if I look this, all I see is my shoulder. [00:17:36] Speaker B: You know what's funny, too? [00:17:37] Speaker A: That guy. [00:17:38] Speaker B: Cause usually when you got a pee, it's the. Oh, that guy. Just. [00:17:41] Speaker A: Yep. [00:17:42] Speaker B: Almost like you don't even get the [00:17:44] Speaker A: rights to say that. Even if you. One urinal away from me. I don't like the dude that sits there and leans back. [00:17:48] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Oh, no. [00:17:51] Speaker A: Hey, bro. I'm just like, dude, who are you talking to? [00:17:54] Speaker B: But I will say on the reverse. So I'm pulling your card of that. I'm also pulling if three urinals are vacant and you're the first one, and you pick the middle. [00:18:01] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. That's also a card if you pick the middle. [00:18:04] Speaker B: You seen it, bro. I have seen it. [00:18:06] Speaker A: You asking for it. [00:18:07] Speaker B: I have seen it. [00:18:08] Speaker A: How? Oh, you seen it. You said, whether you come to the right or come to the left, you're going to be right next to me. [00:18:13] Speaker B: And you know what I. Do you want better? I've seen it. Where the point. You can't even say it was full prior. He got left by himself. They want a damn soul in that damn bathroom. And you picked the metal on purpose. Yeah. Nah. [00:18:25] Speaker A: Nope, man. [00:18:26] Speaker B: Car. Gotta go, dog. You gotta have a space. [00:18:28] Speaker A: You gotta have a space, bro. [00:18:29] Speaker B: You gotta set everybody else for success, bro. [00:18:31] Speaker A: We do that at movie theaters. Men will do that at movie theaters. [00:18:34] Speaker B: That's my next one. [00:18:35] Speaker A: We will split in between each other. Yeah. And I mean, unless you got. The only time I really see dudes who will. Who will sit next to each other is if we had a ball game, a baseball game, a basketball game. [00:18:46] Speaker B: Theater's packed. [00:18:47] Speaker A: Assigned seating. Yeah, you got an assigned seat in. The theater's packed. [00:18:49] Speaker B: But we've all walked into a movie theater. [00:18:51] Speaker A: Yes. [00:18:51] Speaker B: And there's four, y'. [00:18:52] Speaker A: All. Yep. [00:18:53] Speaker B: And we all on row F. Yep. And I'm two, and you three. He's five. He's six. And get your ass over. [00:18:59] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. The minute that movie starts doing the. The. The. When the drums start playing in the movie and we'll look at each other. All right, Split up. Get away. [00:19:07] Speaker B: I do you one better, bro. I'm already doing the Gap until somebody tells me I gotta move. I'm already setting that precedent. Like I said, unless you in the middle. [00:19:15] Speaker A: If you're in the middle, then you can't. You ain't got no option. You gotta wait till somebody Move. You gotta wait, because if you just jump, you just jumping, but you're still on the other side of somebody. [00:19:23] Speaker B: Yeah, but no, if you got that space. [00:19:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:26] Speaker B: I'm already setting that gap, pressing it where it's like, hey, bro, that's my seat. [00:19:30] Speaker A: My elbows is not touching. [00:19:32] Speaker B: That's like. [00:19:32] Speaker A: That's like us asking, like, if I. If I have a. If. If there's a situation where I think you need to pull my man cord is if I ever look at you and ask you to go to the bathroom with me. Oh. If I ever look at you and I say, twitty, I'm going to go to the bathroom. Can you come with me? [00:19:45] Speaker B: Nah, bro, I. [00:19:47] Speaker A: Please, I'm. [00:19:48] Speaker B: Bro, please. You're going to have to do a lot to get that car back. [00:19:51] Speaker A: Please. [00:19:51] Speaker B: That might be up there with barbecuing. That ain't. Please, Twitty, I got a lot of questions. Why? [00:19:56] Speaker A: I just need somebody in there. You don't even have. Is it worse if I tell you you don't even have to pee. You could just stand in there. Does that look worse on you because you just standing in the bathroom for no damn reason now? [00:20:08] Speaker B: Yeah, bro, I will. I might be on the outside. [00:20:12] Speaker A: Nah, bro, I ain't. [00:20:13] Speaker B: I've been. I've. Now I've gone to the bathroom accidentally with somebody. [00:20:17] Speaker A: You gonna wait for me on the outside like we at the amusement park? [00:20:19] Speaker B: Nah, I done peed with bros and have dipped out, had a full conversation, be like, yep, that's what's up. And then I'm out. And they like, where the did he go? I'm not standing outside waiting on you, dawg. [00:20:29] Speaker A: Come on. [00:20:29] Speaker B: What threat is there right now? [00:20:32] Speaker A: Nah, I wouldn't ask you to. I hope that. Hell no. [00:20:35] Speaker B: I would probably look at you and be like, what dared? [00:20:38] Speaker A: If you. If you. If you ask me, that's. Yeah, that's how. If you said, sean, you. You gotta come come in the bathroom with me. I'd be like, okay, what's happening right now? No, am I getting punked? What's going on? [00:20:49] Speaker B: You'd be like, that's funny. No, you would be drinking your dream. [00:20:54] Speaker A: Like, but. Because I know it's you. Because I know it's you, I'll probably be like. I would probably be like, I think you was trying to show me something. Or you was trying to get me out of the room because you wanted to tell me something. That's how I would say it. [00:21:05] Speaker B: Yeah, I probably wouldn't use. [00:21:07] Speaker A: You would never ask me to go to the bathroom, right? [00:21:09] Speaker B: If you ask me if it's me, [00:21:10] Speaker A: yeah, go to the bathroom. I'd be like, okay, he got something to tell me. Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta go. Figure out what he's trying to tell me right now. [00:21:15] Speaker B: You find out. I just really had to go. [00:21:16] Speaker A: But if you. [00:21:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:17] Speaker A: The minute I hear your zipper drop, dog, I'm out. I'm like, dog, why did you call me in here for this? [00:21:22] Speaker B: Wasting my time. [00:21:23] Speaker A: I'm thinking you about to drop something. I'm over there checking underneath the stall doors to make sure ain't nobody else in here. Because he was like, come to the bathroom with me. Not looking at. Okay, we clear. You just like. All you had to do is pee, man. I'm out. Bye. [00:21:36] Speaker B: All right. [00:21:37] Speaker A: Okay. [00:21:39] Speaker B: You good? I know this one gonna hit. This gonna hurt, bro. This gonna hurt. [00:21:46] Speaker A: You sure? [00:21:47] Speaker B: Oh, oh, I'm positive. [00:21:48] Speaker A: Positive. [00:21:49] Speaker B: I'm positive. Go ahead, man. Car gets pulled if you watch me get my ass whooped. [00:22:01] Speaker A: That's why I carry a gun. No, I didn't get it, but that's why. [00:22:12] Speaker B: Main card, [00:22:16] Speaker A: I'm taking. [00:22:18] Speaker B: I'm taking everything. [00:22:19] Speaker A: I'm taking your dad's man card. I'm taking your brother's man card. I'm taking your man card. [00:22:23] Speaker B: I'm taking. [00:22:23] Speaker A: I'm taking. Anybody else who stands next to you that says they a man, I'm pulling they shit in public. You go stand there and watch me get bro. And then I'm a wake up. I'm supposed to wake up with this black eye. I can't look out of my eye whatsoever. And I look at you and you just sitting over. Hey, Sean, you okay? Am I okay? Why are y' all still standing? If I'm out, you better be out. You better be out, or you better be carrying me. If I'm out, you better be like, man, it was like six of them, but we got him. Okay, cool, dog. You tell me it was two of them. And I'm. And I'm sleeping and you just sitting there enjoying your Sprite. [00:23:00] Speaker B: That, man, you are. You aren't getting invited to nothing. I'll tell you the year. [00:23:05] Speaker A: I'm gonna tell you something twitty and. And I'm being 100%. I'm telling you something. There are certain people in my life. There are certain people that I don't need to know what happened. I don't need to know what happened. You are one of them same. I don't need to know what. What happened. All I got to do is see you swinging. And if you swinging, I'm swinging. I'm in. I don't give a. I'll find. I'll find out what it was later on. I. When we're done, I'm be like, twitty, why we knock all these fools out? [00:23:34] Speaker B: Oh, same. [00:23:35] Speaker A: I will. [00:23:35] Speaker B: I will cuss you out afterwards. But I'm not going to sit there and be like, he probably deserved it. [00:23:39] Speaker A: This is why I'm clarifying this, because there are some men out there who deserve to get their ass whooped. [00:23:46] Speaker B: Oh, there's some instigators. [00:23:47] Speaker A: So there are some people. [00:23:48] Speaker B: There are some instigators. [00:23:49] Speaker A: So there are some people that if I see them get their ass whooped, they might open up their eye and see me looking at them like, yeah, you got your ass whooped. And I just wanted. I. I needed that to happen. [00:23:58] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I'm talking about the person that you, you know, should be having. [00:24:02] Speaker A: If that's my. If that's my dog. If that's my. If that's my road dog. If that's my. And I'm just sitting there and you just watch me get whooped on. Yeah, we got issues later. Yeah, we got big issues later. [00:24:12] Speaker B: It's. That's friendship card, like me said, man. Car. Your dad's car. [00:24:16] Speaker A: Your brother. Yep. Your brother's card. Yeah. Everybody's card. Your cousin's card. [00:24:21] Speaker B: Because this. [00:24:21] Speaker A: All of you. [00:24:22] Speaker B: I will knock on wood. I have not had a friend like that or anybody I didn't jump into with. I had a buddy in high school, we got our asses jumped, but it was an immediate. It was him and one dude and me and my other bro. We was on. Each on the opposite end and was like, if anybody jump in, we gotta go in swinging. And one dude came in and I knocked him out. And before I knew it, another guy knocked me out. My friend, it was end up being six or seven on three, and literally my friend got up and he looked at us and said, if I would have got up. And I didn't see y' all on the dirt, I don't know if I would have been able to, but I would have tried to find a way to whoop y' all ass. [00:25:03] Speaker A: And there are some people out there right now that are watching this and they're looking at this and they comment right now, or they thinking in the back of their head, I can't believe they got to go to some. They got to. They gotta resort to violence to find this thing. And I'm gonna tell you something, but you don't really know somebody until you get into a fight with them. Like, that was. That was like, when we were talking about all the different types of generations and stuff like that. Like, oh, yeah, Generation X was based on fighting before you became best friends. Like, we. We just. We just. We just. We knuckled up. And then that became my best friend. [00:25:36] Speaker B: My. [00:25:37] Speaker A: My brother Rico and my brother Ross were probably the two closest to me growing up. And I didn't have to say but one word, and we was all in. And it didn't matter how many people it was. There was times we got jumped. We got jumped by, like, seven people. It was three of us. We got jumped by, like, seven people. Yeah, a couple of them took off limping, but we got whooped. Like, we got whooped. [00:25:56] Speaker B: Oh, you. [00:25:56] Speaker A: But we picked ourselves up off the ground. We laughed because we got whooped. And then we got better. Then we found them together, because that's what men do. Men will be like, you know what? We got whoop now, but we gonna find them later. [00:26:10] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, but, man, if you walk [00:26:13] Speaker A: away, you watch that happen to me. You're not. Especially if leading up to it, you was talking all kinds. [00:26:19] Speaker B: Oh, if you. If you talking like you got. Yeah, you've. That. That's the one. I was like, I. I know Tac gonna lose his mind. [00:26:27] Speaker A: That's. That is. Because that's. That's a code of honor. That's. That's. That deals with honor, that deals with. With loyalty, that deals with shit that, like, where people talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. But then when you throw it in the middle, who really turn, they had turn that backwards and say, all right, we about to get dirty. [00:26:43] Speaker B: I. Sometimes. I don't got time to turn it back. I just got to go. [00:26:46] Speaker A: I get dirty. I don't care. I get in it. Yeah, like, a lot of. There's a lot of people out there that know me, and they're like, yeah, people get dirty. Yeah, you get in that. [00:26:53] Speaker B: I had a guy I ain't think would get dirty, and he was the first one in, and I said, oh, [00:26:57] Speaker A: those are the best, bro. [00:26:58] Speaker B: They. [00:26:58] Speaker A: Those are the best. Those are the ones that you want to get, like, the. The platinum membership man card. Those are the ones that need the platinum membership. Because, one, he didn't have to say shit. Two, he didn't have to let nobody know. And then three, he just got in the middle of it. You turn around like, oh, I didn't even know. I didn't even know homeboy was with that. Bop, bop, bop, bop. Let's go. [00:27:19] Speaker B: I had a buddy named Alex, glasses, shirt tucked in. Used to always think if I. If we got Alex out, I got to handle one and a half because Alex ain't going to do nothing, man. My buddy was talking to somebody and dude said, what? And shoved my buddy. Before my buddy could go like this. Alex from the side just cleaned clean. [00:27:41] Speaker A: I said, oh, see? And you got to hold on to them. And the crazy part like my. My boy, my boy Jacob. Jacob Rurivivar. That's his last name. And I could always. I could always pronounce it. I was one of the only friends that could ever pronounce his last name correct. Jacob, Jacob. And Anne. His sister was named Anne. Good friend of mine, been in my wedding. Like all that stuff. Like, this was my. This was my main dude. I knew him since I was a kid. Kid. But he was on spot. He was that. That dude didn't have to talk, didn't have to run around, represent. He was a straight A student. He was real quiet. He was with his stuff. He was a wrestler and a football player. Oh, but he was a quiet wrestler, football player. [00:28:22] Speaker B: What a combo. [00:28:22] Speaker A: He didn't run his mouth, he didn't talk. But the minute you got in his face, bam. That's why him. And I was always tight. I knew if I was throwing and Jake seen me throwing, he was throwing. If I. If I seen Rico Ross, if they see me throwing, they was throwing. They. We didn't even care what it was about. We were just throwing. [00:28:39] Speaker B: What was river. How you pronounce? He was that guy. Literally, I could see at a bar just posted up, leaning, talking to somebody and didn't see you. Just be like, hang on one second. [00:28:48] Speaker A: Very, yep, very smart, very educated. [00:28:51] Speaker B: Just casual man. [00:28:52] Speaker A: Went to college, got his degrees. Like, he was very, very smart dude, but very athletic. When in high school, this man was yoked cause he football player, dog football [00:29:00] Speaker B: player, a wrestler and a football bro. Yep, you better hope you swing and connect. [00:29:06] Speaker A: And that was like my best friend. Like, he stared right next to me. He was like, p. You swing. I swing. Yeah, bro. You swing, I swing. I don't give a shit. We gone. It's on. [00:29:13] Speaker B: Yeah, just don't. Don't hit me. [00:29:15] Speaker A: Nope, nope, nope. Never. I mean, well, we got into fights [00:29:18] Speaker B: with each other, right? [00:29:19] Speaker A: But it wasn't to where we hated each other afterwards. [00:29:21] Speaker B: Yeah, it was some stupid shit. [00:29:22] Speaker A: It was just a test. Oh, you think you. That. You think you that hard? [00:29:25] Speaker B: Always. [00:29:26] Speaker A: You think you that hard. That's why we had games like BB Blisters. You say something with a B in it and you get popped until you hit. Till you said BB Blisters. [00:29:33] Speaker B: Hit the like, hit the. Subscribe. Any man card pulling that we might have missed or there's probably a bunch. You know what, I'm just going to put it out there shouldn't be. If you got disputes about. [00:29:44] Speaker A: Yeah, put it in the like subscribe comment. [00:29:47] Speaker B: You can't handle. You can't handle disputes with any of those. You can't. [00:29:51] Speaker A: You can't. If you did, that's because you need your man. [00:29:53] Speaker B: Car pulled two of them. You for sure can't handle disputes about no fighting and barbecuing. I'm sorry, you can't. You can't argue with. [00:30:01] Speaker A: I mean, we'll give you the fuse box. [00:30:03] Speaker B: I don't want to give you none [00:30:04] Speaker A: of them, but I'll give him the fuse box. [00:30:06] Speaker B: I'll give them the fuse box. [00:30:07] Speaker A: I'll give him the fuse box. But no fighting in the grill. Nah, nah. You lose it automatically. [00:30:13] Speaker B: I wonder how many people gonna check their friend. Somebody got a friend that be talking a lot of smack about grilling also. That's your second red flag. If they talk about grilling a lot but they ain't never invite you over to cook, man card gone. You gotta talk all that smack about grill. [00:30:27] Speaker A: Anybody that knows how to cook. Anybody that knows how to cook. Anybody that knows how to cook on a grill, I'm gonna tell you right now, they don't say they don't. [00:30:36] Speaker B: They just grill. [00:30:37] Speaker A: They just say they just do what they do. What they do is they just tell you how much long you gonna have to wait until you go eat. That's it. [00:30:44] Speaker B: That is true. [00:30:45] Speaker A: They don't say else. And they will look you in the face too when you sit there you go, hey man, what you got on there? Man, you about 25 minutes, you find [00:30:51] Speaker B: out that is true. [00:30:53] Speaker A: And when they say 25 minutes, you're gonna find out and they got the grill down. Guess what? You better wait 25 minutes to find out cuz that man just told you. [00:31:01] Speaker B: That's right. It's almost like the guy that don't say nothing that can fight the guy that don't say nothing that can grill. Oh woo. [00:31:05] Speaker A: Right. It was like when you told us the 9 second in the microwave when you was like don't go past this time. It was like that was it. But if you have that set of rules Is that set of. Yeah. You know what you're doing? [00:31:15] Speaker B: Yeah, that's right. [00:31:17] Speaker A: If you run in your mouth. Oh, yeah. I got this barbecue sauce that I made yesterday and I was gonna put that all up in there. And then, you know, my mom had this recipe with these peas. I thought I could. I'll probably try that out. If you use the word try when you are explaining to me how you cook, I ain't hungry. You use the word try too much. You can't put try. Why'd you just do it? [00:31:36] Speaker B: And I ain't gonna be the one you trying it on? [00:31:38] Speaker A: No, exactly. That's what I'm thinking. I'm your guinea pig. Here, try this. [00:31:42] Speaker B: Why? [00:31:42] Speaker A: Why I gotta try it? Why you can't say, eat this? Cuz I know it's good. [00:31:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:46] Speaker A: Never did somebody that ran a grill hand me a piece of meat and ever was worried about what I was gonna think about it. That's how you know a good cook. A good cook will hand you a piece of meat and tell you to shut your face. Just keep on moving, keep it going. They ain't gonna sit around, hey, what do you think? What do you think? What do you think? [00:32:01] Speaker B: That is true, bro. [00:32:02] Speaker A: Good. A real cook will just put it on there. Boom. Get away from me and tell you to leave. Get out. [00:32:07] Speaker B: People. The people that I know in my circle. [00:32:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:10] Speaker B: Make you feel like a peasant. They just. They put it on the side and be like, there you go. [00:32:14] Speaker A: Hurry up, go. Take that. Get on. There's people behind you. [00:32:17] Speaker B: Move. [00:32:19] Speaker A: So good, though. You go back. You ever go. You ever go back and you like, damn, everybody ate all them ribs, brah. There was like six whacks over here. [00:32:28] Speaker B: I never felt so disrespected, but it'd be so good. They just put it on the side too. [00:32:33] Speaker A: Keep it, Keep going, keep going. They don't want no compliments. They don't want no questions about how long it took to cook. They don't want no secret sauce recipe. Shit being said. [00:32:43] Speaker B: Nothing. Dawg, you is so right. That is disrespectful as a mug. But they be on it. Yeah. [00:32:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:32:54] Speaker B: Woo. I'm gonna start going to barbecues and if they do, I'll be like, that's a real one. That's a real one right there. [00:32:59] Speaker A: They talk, just hand you the plate. They don't say shit. [00:33:01] Speaker B: Oh, bro. He said, take that and get on. [00:33:03] Speaker A: Get on. Next, your sister behind you. Move. [00:33:07] Speaker B: They don't even make eye contact. [00:33:09] Speaker A: Eye contact, go. That just means you taking the focus off of where they at right now. If they have to look at you, they mad. If they have to take their eye off the grill, they don't want to look at you. They wish it was somebody sitting there that they can just hand the food, too. That can handle. [00:33:24] Speaker B: Bro, that just changed, yo. There are so many. I might have to go invite myself. [00:33:28] Speaker A: You know how many times I've been to a barbecue with my partners, and he had his wife. They had their wife standing right next to the grill. And what they would do is when they was done cooking, they would move the food to the side. The wife would take the food off the grill and prepare the plates and hand it out just so he didn't have to deal with nobody that was in line. [00:33:42] Speaker B: Oh, that's a real one, yo. [00:33:44] Speaker A: That's a good one. [00:33:45] Speaker B: Go find. Go find you a man that ain't gonna look at you when he on the grill. That's what you need. Oh, hit the. Like, hit the. [00:33:51] Speaker A: Subscribe. [00:33:52] Speaker B: Oh, go ahead and take that and get on. I'm Twitter. That's thc. My man said they don't even look at you on the grill. Disrespectful. But it's so damn good.