Episode Transcript
[00:00:02] Speaker A: 20 in the city. Aloha.
I don't know where y' all at, but it's that chilly chili weather now. Yeah, we're in Idaho. Or I am. This is Twitty in the city. I'm Twitty. No, thc. He still got no voice. Appreciate y', all, by the way, getting the comments, giving him hearts, thumbs up, wishing him well. He will be back. He could have came back, you know, thc, but he was gonna sound really, really rough still. So I said, bro, I got this. Pl's got us. She's got me in my. In my wings. You can't see her. That stands for Producer Live. What you doing, Pl? How you living?
[00:00:36] Speaker B: I'm doing great. How are you, Twitty?
[00:00:38] Speaker A: I'm doing good. Thank y', all, by the way, for that 10. Kizzy. We keep growing. Hit that. Like, hit that. Subscribe. And also, THC had a note for me, is that I always forget. Do not forget. We got the website, twittyinthecity.com. you can get the episodes. You can get some more merch. You can also hit us up if you got questions you want to ask. Or better yet, we got a calendar that we're going to start filling up because we're going to start coming and doing the show in different cities. That's right. You got a spot. You want us to come to Twitting in the City. Dot com, Top right corner. Hit that. Partner with us and let's chit chat. Speaking of partnering with us, let's just go ahead and say it.
Everything's expensive.
[00:01:22] Speaker B: Absolutely.
[00:01:22] Speaker A: It's killing me.
Mainly my diesel truck drivers out there, dog. I feel y', all, man. It is rough. Six something a six.
Come on. It takes 120 for me to fill my tank up. That is in between a quarter and a half a tank.
Not on E.
Between a half and a quarter tank. It takes 120.
I know some of y' all out there like Twitter. That must be nice. Cause I'm 180. I know there's some of y' all out there that's way more expensive. But what's going on, dog? Like, take me back.
How old was I? Take me back to.08. When 20 bucks at the grocery store could do you damage. Like, literally, I went to the grocery store, I got four things for my wife. Four came out at $35. And them four things wasn't like alcohol or like a big bag or something. It was literally some seasoning, two boxes of some.
What are those noodles called?
Either Way she was making spaghetti. So I got two packs of boxes of spaghetti, some seasoning, and then I wanted some orange juice.
Almost 30 something dollars. Oh, sorry. And I got a thing of lifesaver gummies because I was craving, though. So five things for 30 something dollars. Make that make sense. That bag wasn't even heavy.
It was able to sit in my backseat and chill.
We got fast food joints.
You can't even call them meal deals anymore. I'm sorry. Walmart, your Little grocery store, McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Y' all little meal deals, they still hitting double digits. Like, what happened to those being like $5 and less? And if it is $5, it's because I get two items.
Give me my $5 meal deal where I got the burger, the side, the fry, the dessert, and the drink.
Five items for a dollar each, making it five dollars. Like, we gotta. We gotta do something, man. This.
These financial crisis got me, like, conserving and having to make decisions on what I want to spend money on. And I gave Pia the assignment we're doing. Would you rather edition expenses? She gonna hit me with two options of what I gotta choose from, what I gonna give up on.
And y' all already know you gonna get in the comments. Let me know your thoughts too. Um, Pl. Let's just hit it, man. Would you rather expenses addition? What. What two options are you giving me that I gotta give up and deciding on which one? I'm letting the people know right now. You put anything up against my hygiene, hygiene's winning. Like I'm telling you. I ain't giving that up. I will not be stinky to, like, eat. I won't be stinky till I have a clean house. I can't do it. I'm too.
I'm on a camera too much. I'm too pretty. Like, I can't. I can't do it. So hopefully I didn't ruin anything for Pl.
I'm just letting y' all know right now, it's gonna be. It's gonna be a quick, quick video. If it's like, you gotta choose this over hygiene, hygiene gonna win. And there you can't convince me. No other reason than.
[00:04:29] Speaker B: You know what? I don't blame you with that. I could a hundred percent agree.
[00:04:32] Speaker A: Like, I can't do it, but I'm not. I'm not here. I'm not here to ruin PL's fine. So PL, Uh, let's go ahead with the first Would you rather expenses edition?
[00:04:41] Speaker B: Okay.
Would you rather carpool with your most annoying Coworker every single day or pay double the gas for the rest of the year.
[00:04:50] Speaker A: Oh, gosh.
Okay, read it again. I got to dissect this.
[00:04:55] Speaker B: All right.
[00:04:55] Speaker A: Oh. So
[00:04:56] Speaker B: would you rather carpool with your most annoying coworker every day?
[00:05:01] Speaker A: Every day
[00:05:01] Speaker B: or pay double for gas for the rest of the year?
[00:05:04] Speaker A: Oh, I just said so. Gas is 6 something for me.
So is that 12 something worth an annoying coworker every day?
[00:05:16] Speaker B: Let's say 1.
[00:05:17] Speaker A: But my
[00:05:18] Speaker B: gaps just way too much about things that are just uninteresting. Just talks, talks, talks. You cannot listen to your radio.
[00:05:24] Speaker A: You know what? Nope, I can't. I, I'm good. I'm cool. I'm cool with it. I'm cool with it. Because you know why? When they come pick me up, and this is why I live where I live when they pick me up, the drive to work is eight minutes max.
Eight minutes. I can do it.
I can listen to music. I, I, I'm an athlete. I can, I can ISO them out. I can ISO them out. I got this. I, yeah, I can't pay 12. I can do it. I can carpool. Because the drive's only eight minutes. They come get me, we eight minutes from other studio. I can do it. I can do it. Eight minutes. I got it. Every day you do that calculation, even on the weekends. What's that? Eight times seven, which is, that's like 56 minutes. That's not even an hour in a week. I got it. I got it.
I think, yeah, I got it. I'm doing it. Yep. Give me the carpool. Give me the carpool.
[00:06:13] Speaker B: I guess in that perspective,
[00:06:15] Speaker A: if it now,
[00:06:16] Speaker B: do it
[00:06:16] Speaker A: now. If it was like, if I was like living in Nampa and I had to go to downtown Boise, that might be dicey, but I can, I can do the eight minutes. See, this, this is why you usually try to live close to your house.
It's paid off. This will you rather almost got me if I, if I like, had. If we had to go two towns, it'd be a tough one. I might pay the 12, son. But I can, I can do eight minutes a day.
Actually, it's more than that because it's to and from work. I can still do it. That's under two hours. Two hours in a week.
I can handle it. I can handle it.
[00:06:49] Speaker B: Yeah,
[00:06:50] Speaker A: I'm sticking with that one. I got it. I got it. I got it. Yep, we are going to give me the annoying coworker 8 minute drive one way so I 16 minutes
[00:06:59] Speaker B: with them. Or would you, like, kind of tune them out.
[00:07:02] Speaker A: I think early in the week, I conversate. I would try to start the conversation. Probably by the end of the week, I tune them out, but then I got the weekend to refresh.
So then I go, yeah, I would probably try to conversate to start the week out, you know, get the ball rolling. But then by Friday, it's like, we gonna get in and get out. We. We just clocking in. This is a mission.
[00:07:21] Speaker B: All right. I love it.
[00:07:22] Speaker A: All right, number two, that one was kind of tough, but thank goodness for living close to work, because that would have been a toughie.
[00:07:30] Speaker B: All right, let's see.
First of all, are you a coffee guy? Do you like energy drinks? Like, what's your way of getting caffeine?
[00:07:39] Speaker A: So I am a. I am not a coffee. I'm not an energy drink person. I'm just an OJ milk guy. I do not. I'm not a caffeine connoisseur. I do not intake in caffeine.
[00:07:50] Speaker B: Okay. Like, I guess.
Does that include soda?
[00:07:56] Speaker A: I have soda, but I'm not like a once a week type of guy. It's maybe like once a month. Once every two months.
[00:08:02] Speaker B: Okay, I see.
[00:08:03] Speaker A: So this
[00:08:04] Speaker B: might be kind of boring then, but hit
[00:08:06] Speaker A: me with it, though. Let's see. Let's see. Ask it anyway. Let's see. Don't let me. Don't let me ruin the question.
[00:08:11] Speaker B: Oh, absolutely not.
Let's see. So with that in mind,
[00:08:15] Speaker A: okay.
[00:08:15] Speaker B: Would you rather walk everywhere within three miles of your house or stop buying coffee or energy drinks or any kind of caffeine for the rest of the year?
[00:08:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, that one's easy for me. But I will say, even if you replaced it with, like, my favorite type of drink, I think I'd be okay to get that up to over walking.
[00:08:34] Speaker B: Water's just good for you.
[00:08:35] Speaker A: Yeah,
[00:08:35] Speaker B: water's good for you.
[00:08:36] Speaker A: It's good for you. Like, and you can always. You got flavor packs now.
[00:08:39] Speaker B: Look at me. Like,
[00:08:40] Speaker A: you know, and the flavor packs are good now. Like, it tastes like whatever you want it to be. So I can. I'm Gucci with water. Yeah, I walk. I can do that. Yeah, I can. We'll be good. Like, I can. Yeah, I can go without. Without caffeine, without a soda, without milk, without oj, without a milkshake. Hit me. I can. I can. Like, you said, water is flavorful these days. You got options.
I can even drink. Yeah, you just say, even if you had to take away Gatorade, they got gatorade packs like it. We got options. We got options.
Yeah, I'm cool with that.
[00:09:13] Speaker B: All right.
[00:09:14] Speaker A: No, no caffeine, no oj. No. Whatever you want. No, no chai lattes.
I'm good. We can. We can. We can do water.
[00:09:23] Speaker B: Oh, this is a good one.
[00:09:24] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:09:24] Speaker B: Okay. Would you rather buy your wife every birthday gift from Dollar Tree or never buy name brand shoes again?
[00:09:31] Speaker A: Oh, oh, oh. Ouch. Ouch. Okay, so I have to buy my wife's gifts from Dollar Tree or Dollar Store. Either way, it's gotta come from there. Or I have to give up my name brand shoes.
[00:09:43] Speaker B: We'll call it your wife. Your parents, Any siblings?
[00:09:48] Speaker A: Yeah, no. We can do the wife. So. Yeah. So pl. So I'm married. So I have a wife. But every year for my birthday, I buy a new pair of Jordans.
[00:09:57] Speaker B: Oh, I see.
[00:10:00] Speaker A: So
[00:10:00] Speaker B: that's a toughie.
[00:10:02] Speaker A: The day. The day. Brad, I can't be walking around with the fakes.
Oh, but I can't.
[00:10:10] Speaker B: Wife's birthday gift from Dollar Tree.
[00:10:12] Speaker A: Oh.
Oh, you can.
I feel like I can make something happen, man. Me and my wife, we couldn't have up on 10 years. She would understand the situation, right? She would understand,
[00:10:29] Speaker B: obviously. Well, you wouldn't tell her it's from Dollar Tree, Right? Like you.
[00:10:32] Speaker A: Right. She wouldn't know. I can't be walking around with the fakes, though.
Oh, man.
[00:10:45] Speaker B: Think long and hard.
[00:10:46] Speaker A: I know. I can't.
I can't be getting clowned, though. The shoes.
Instead of Nikes, I got Wies. Instead of Jordans, I got Borden's. Like, instead of Vans, I got cans. I can't be out here.
But the wife is only. Ah. And see, that's the thing. They're both once a year.
Like, I only get Jordans on my birthday. And then my wife's birthday is once a year. So it's either like. Ah, But you know what, though?
It's only for her birthday. I could make up for Valentine's. There's Christmas.
There's the anniversary.
Yeah, yeah. Why? Something get Dollar Tree. But you know what, though? I'm selling out for the rest of the holidays.
[00:11:36] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:11:37] Speaker A: I'm selling out for the rest of the holiday. That's the caveat. I can do that. I can't
[00:11:41] Speaker B: say birthday was
[00:11:42] Speaker A: right. You said birthday. So I can go. I can go hard on Valentine's Day. I can go hard on the anniversary. I can go hard at Christmas.
[00:11:49] Speaker B: But what would you get her? Do you have an idea of what you would get?
[00:11:53] Speaker A: It probably be diamonds, flowers, And a trip on all those other ones. And to make up for the birthday.
[00:11:59] Speaker B: What would you get her? I
[00:12:00] Speaker A: would have.
[00:12:00] Speaker B: Would you, like, by walking at a dollar tree right now? Is there something you could picture what you could.
[00:12:06] Speaker A: I think I'd be safe. I could get a candle. She loves candles.
[00:12:09] Speaker B: Oh, okay.
[00:12:11] Speaker A: But I would have to make it up and probably get, like, a Bath and Body Works candle for, like, Valentine's Day. No, I'm not. I'm not bagging on Dollar Tree. But I'm just. I don't know how good that candle supply is, but I could. I could get a candle and, like, a stuffed animal.
[00:12:26] Speaker B: You never
[00:12:26] Speaker A: go
[00:12:26] Speaker B: along with her favorite candy either.
[00:12:28] Speaker A: A candy. You know what?
And a good card.
[00:12:31] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:12:32] Speaker A: I feel like I've had some good cars come from a dollar tree, so they. They are hitting in that aspect. But I.
Yeah, I gotta keep my shoes, man. But like I said. We said birthday.
[00:12:43] Speaker B: We did say birthday.
[00:12:44] Speaker A: My wife is gonna kill me when she hears this. But like I said, I'm going hard for all the other holidays. I'm going hard. I promise you. Like, we're gonna make it up.
Yeah. Yeah. I gotta stick with it. I gotta stick with it. I got to. I can't be having the fakes on the feet, man.
[00:13:02] Speaker B: Yeah, you like. I love how you, like, thought long and hard and, like, wait. Nope.
[00:13:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I had to listen this. See, when you're in school, they tell you to listen to the question thoroughly. They. She said birthday.
Valentine's Day. I got you, boo. Anniversary. I got you. Christmas. I got you. And you know what? We can even throw it in there, too. We can throw in New Year's. I got you. I'll hit you. I'll hit you hard on four.
Yeah, I got to. Because there's four other options.
If there was no other way to make up for it.
[00:13:35] Speaker B: It doesn't even have to be a holiday either.
[00:13:37] Speaker A: That is true.
[00:13:38] Speaker B: Any random day of the year.
[00:13:39] Speaker A: You know what? We just celebrate once a month to make up for it. I got it. We good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:13:44] Speaker B: I love that.
[00:13:44] Speaker A: Yeah, we gonna go. We gonna go birthday. We gonna hit that dollar store. But I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be looking good in the Jordans when I take her on a cruise, like, for our anniversary. Like, I'm looking good for her.
Yeah, we got it. That's easy. Yeah, we're gonna sacrifice the birthday, but I got the Js. And we gonna celebrate for any other holiday. I got you. Halloween. We can even go big I got you.
[00:14:08] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:14:09] Speaker A: Fourth of July, St. Patrick's Day. What else we got?
[00:14:14] Speaker B: Easter,
[00:14:14] Speaker A: Easter,
[00:14:15] Speaker B: New Year's,
[00:14:16] Speaker A: New Year's Juneteenth. We got it. We got it all. We gonna celebrate. I got options. We good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one.
[00:14:24] Speaker B: Good. I love
[00:14:25] Speaker A: it. Can't be. Can't be in the fakes, man. Can't. I can't.
[00:14:30] Speaker B: All right, next one.
[00:14:31] Speaker A: That was tough. That was stressful.
[00:14:34] Speaker B: All right, let's see.
So would you rather do your own finances or let THC fix your plumbing?
[00:14:46] Speaker A: I would rather.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. TSC can do plumbing. He.
He got me. He's got me. I'll even help him. I'll be the best assistant there is. I'm not doing my own. Not doing my own taxes. No.
I did that one time, and I owe like, 8,000.
[00:15:05] Speaker B: Oh, wow.
[00:15:05] Speaker A: Yeah. I ain't doing. I ain't doing that. Ain't that crazy? You do taxes and one slip up can have you cost in thousands.
[00:15:13] Speaker B: That's scary to think.
[00:15:14] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I ain't doing that. No, no, no, no, no. Thc.
I'll call him in a heartbeat. He can do my plumbing, my roofing.
He got it. He can do. He's a. He was a carpenter.
[00:15:25] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Okay.
[00:15:26] Speaker A: Tac, He. He got a bag of tricks.
That's. That's. That's way easier than.
Than the. What was the question you asked me? That was super easy.
[00:15:37] Speaker B: The coffee. Yeah.
[00:15:38] Speaker A: That's easier than that. Yeah. Okay. Yep.
[00:15:40] Speaker B: I love that.
[00:15:40] Speaker A: Yeah. H R Block. I'm seeing y' all every year, which, by the way, let's talk if y' all want to sponsor, but that's who I use. H R Block. I ain't getting rid of y'. All. THC Plumbing. He got me. I know he does.
[00:15:54] Speaker B: Right. All
[00:15:55] Speaker A: right. What else you got?
[00:15:55] Speaker B: This is gonna go back to your shoes.
[00:15:58] Speaker A: Just leave my shoes alone, man.
[00:16:01] Speaker B: They
[00:16:01] Speaker A: ain't done nothing to you.
[00:16:03] Speaker B: Okay, well, I'm asking anyway.
[00:16:06] Speaker A: Fine.
[00:16:06] Speaker B: Would you rather buy new shoes every single month or never pay an electricity bill?
[00:16:15] Speaker A: So, obviously, if I don't pay the electricity bill, I don't got no electricity.
So then I can't watch tv, can't get on a computer to do work or to do lives.
[00:16:28] Speaker B: Well, you get new shoes every month
[00:16:32] Speaker A: versus just not getting new shoes at all.
[00:16:34] Speaker B: Versus getting no shoes, no brand new shoes at all. You're kind of stuck with your whatever you got right now.
[00:16:43] Speaker A: I gotta provide. I gotta. I gotta be a good husband. I gotta. I got a good Inventory. Ah, but if a pair of shoes go bad,
[00:16:51] Speaker B: you're stuck with it.
[00:16:52] Speaker A: I'm stuck.
[00:16:52] Speaker B: You're stuck with it.
[00:16:56] Speaker A: And don't pressure me either. I know people in the comments are like, this is an easy question. I am thinking about it. Okay. I'm just making sure.
[00:17:03] Speaker B: Getting long and hard. I like. I
[00:17:04] Speaker A: mean, we do got
[00:17:05] Speaker B: these before.
[00:17:06] Speaker A: I do got friends. I can go over to a house.
We share YouTube TV, so I can go over they crib.
I technically got this spot and where I work for Internet to do work.
No, I need electricity. I got. I gotta. My inventory is legit. I got enough. I got enough shoes I can do some damage with right now. I. I can.
But. But nope, I got it electricity. Because you know why your boy got a Christmas? Your boy gets cash from the family and then I can use. Nope. You know, I lied. They gotta buy it for me. I can't buy the shoe. But you didn't say nobody else can get me new shoes.
[00:17:46] Speaker B: I did not say that. No.
[00:17:47] Speaker A: So, yeah, we're just gonna let the family know. Instead of giving me cash, I'll just send them the link for the shoe that I want. Because it's kind of the same thing, you know?
[00:17:55] Speaker B: You're not buying your own shoes.
[00:17:56] Speaker A: No, I'm not buying it. But you didn't say. I couldn't tell somebody like, hey, grandma, so they're giving me like $80.
Here's these shoes. I. I was going to use the 80 on or. Hey, dad, you was gonna give me 80. Grandma was gonna give me 80. Get the 80 from her and bodies for me and give. Yeah, electricity.
[00:18:12] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:18:12] Speaker A: I got workarounds, man. But even if I didn't have the workaround, I would do the right thing because I am married and I gotta provide, and I'm gonna do electricity. Plus, like I said, my shoe game's pretty strong right now, so I could survive without a new pair of shoes. I could.
[00:18:29] Speaker B: All right. Yeah.
[00:18:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:18:31] Speaker B: Okay. See? See what happens when you think long and hard about these?
[00:18:33] Speaker A: Well, these questions you gotta. You can't just jump on the first thing. You gotta assess the situation.
They might sound hard, but sometimes they're not. They're not.
But for what's going on in the world with prices, got me thinking long and hard. All right, we're gonna do two more. Let's do two more. Give me a goodie. Give me a goodie Here, pl.
[00:18:52] Speaker B: All right. Oh, I have so many to pick from.
[00:18:55] Speaker A: Also, get in the comments if you ever got anything you want us to Ask to. By the way, even though THC is not her, he's still watching. He's not sick like a temperature. He just lost his voice. So. But he's still handling the YouTube comments. So anything you comment, you get a response back. That's THC all day. Also. Miss you, bro.
All right, P, what we got? What we got?
[00:19:17] Speaker B: All right, so this is more DIY or going professional with this?
[00:19:20] Speaker A: Okay. Okay.
[00:19:22] Speaker B: So you are moving.
[00:19:24] Speaker A: Okay?
[00:19:24] Speaker B: Doesn't matter where, offices, house, whatever, you're moving. So would you rather pay movers $5,000 to do it or get five friends?
They all help you. You don't owe any money, but you owe them a favor. And it could be anything that they.
Anything.
[00:19:46] Speaker A: I've moved so much, I got wear and tear on this body.
Gosh. See, that's dangerous.
So five friends.
Usually because I'm in this situation, when you help a guy move, they gonna use you to move for them.
So then I. They help me move. But I might for sure have five more times I gotta help somebody else move.
That's a lot of wear and tear on the body, man. Pl. I have moved.
I have either assisted my own life or family move in just in the last six years, four times.
[00:20:27] Speaker B: Okay,
[00:20:27] Speaker A: four. One, two, three, four, five. Sorry, six. Including my own self because I've moved twice and I've helped 4 in laws. 3 in laws.
[00:20:35] Speaker B: That's a lot of moving,
[00:20:37] Speaker A: the man.
5k though.
[00:20:40] Speaker B: Pay 5k to get it all done with professionals or have your friends
[00:20:44] Speaker A: have five friends and then I have to owe them a favor.
[00:20:49] Speaker B: And
[00:20:49] Speaker A: I already know, guys. You already know them. Five favors is going to be to help them move. So that's five more times I got to help move.
[00:20:56] Speaker B: But what if it's not?
[00:20:57] Speaker A: It is going to be Pl.
When it comes. When it.
Guys, we're pretty simple, man. If I help you move that, you're basically saying you gonna help me move. Like there's nothing else that can match that.
Like.
And fellas get in the comments, tell me if I'm wrong. Name a guy that helped you move and you didn't also just say to call it even. You help me move, you ain't gonna pick nothing else. Like, hey, I helped you move. Can you actually help me drive this car down somewhere they don't match the wear and tear, they gonna. They gonna ask. I got five more moves than me I gotta make to say the 5K is that.
That's tough, man.
That's tough.
But I am cheap.
I think I gotta go with the Five people. Because there might. There might.
There might be that one friend that asked for a favor, like to just borrow my truck to, like, pick up some wood or something or like to do some yard. That's the other thing. It's actually. It's either moving or helping them do yard work, which are both laborous.
But 5k to move, like, that's.
That's not. I don't got a lot of stuff. Like, I don't got 5k worth of stuff that people would move.
It would take the. It would take the ease off of me.
I can't answer that one, yo.
That's tough.
Okay, okay.
We're at. We're asking the five friends.
Final answer.
[00:22:40] Speaker B: All right,
[00:22:40] Speaker A: We're. We're gonna.
Yeah, I can't call for a 5K.
Yeah, we don't ask the friends. We're gonna. We're just gonna pray that they are good friends and they gonna ask for something light. They're just gonna understand the situation, and they'll be like, twitty, can you just give me a ride at home depot?
All five of them. Yeah.
That 5k tempted?
Cause then I'm done. Five friends with five favorites, pl.
And they're guys like, I. I know my five friends. I helped them move. They gonna want me to help them move. Like you say, it could not be. I know it.
If it ain't moving, it's going to be some yard work and ain't going to be like cutting grass. It's going to be like putting in a fence, getting rid of a fence, cutting down a tree, putting in some rock.
Do us like, it's. It's still all labor is.
Yeah. Just. Next question, Pl. That pissed me off. I'm going, friends. I really want to do the 5K. I really do.
But I ain't got $5,000 worth of stuff that somebody else can move. Like, I don't got. I don't have anything that heavy or laborious.
Yeah, yeah. Five. Yeah. Five friends, man. Five friends.
[00:24:02] Speaker B: Okay,
[00:24:04] Speaker A: wait, is there a time limit on when they can ask me?
[00:24:07] Speaker B: No.
They can hold it forever.
[00:24:12] Speaker A: Yeah, okay. Five friends. That's fine.
[00:24:14] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:24:15] Speaker A: They better, like, ask me to, like, pay for some wine or some whiskey or something. They better ask me to move. But they're not. Every guy. Every guy right now knows there's probably some guys that's gonna pay that 5 KPL. Like, guys, when we want payback, we're gonna ask you for the same thing.
It's the only way.
[00:24:33] Speaker B: Okay. What if the favor.
Let's say yeah. You have your friends. You owe them a favor, and your friend's favor is they're hiring movers, and they need money.
They ask you to lend them 2000 or something like that. Would you. Is that.
[00:24:52] Speaker A: Well, I mean, I have to.
[00:24:54] Speaker B: You have to.
[00:24:55] Speaker A: That wouldn't be a.
Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. Next question. Five friends. I'm getting too deep. I'm getting too deep in the weeds.
Five friends
[00:25:03] Speaker B: and then a favor, hopefully.
[00:25:05] Speaker A: Yep. Five friends. I'm
[00:25:06] Speaker B: saving.
[00:25:07] Speaker A: You know what? If I'm smart, I'll say that 5k for. If they need a 5k if I'm smart. But we gonna. Man, that was tough.
Just because I've done so much moving, man. I'm at that point, man. I want to pay somebody, but I want to pay 5. I'm done. I'm done. Move on, pl. And next question. I'm gonna keep this one hurt. This one was worse than the shoes or the. Or the birthday present.
Dang.
[00:25:29] Speaker B: Okay, this one. It may be really easy, or it may be very difficult, but
[00:25:35] Speaker A: I hope it's easy, because I just had a hard one. But we'll see.
[00:25:39] Speaker B: Would you rather pay $200 a month for gas or you drive for free, but your ex is the one that's driving you around?
[00:25:51] Speaker A: Mm.
Yeah, there's. There's no question. Is 200.
[00:25:56] Speaker B: Yeah,
[00:25:56] Speaker A: 200.
I'm married. Can't. Can't have an ex. Can't have an ex around.
[00:26:02] Speaker B: Okay, good,
[00:26:03] Speaker A: because she got to drive me. Like, that's. No. 200 plus 200amonth.
Yeah, that's about what I got to pay anyway, because my truck, I get, like, 5. 544 miles on a full tank, so I'm paying about 200 right now anyway. So it's either just keep my current life or say that 200, but I gotta have. No. Yep.
[00:26:24] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:26:25] Speaker A: That was easy. All right, give me. Give me one more. That was easy. That was easy. Give me one more. There's somebody in here that's gonna pick their ex. They're gonna say that. 200.
[00:26:33] Speaker B: I
[00:26:33] Speaker A: guarantee it. All right, give me one more. That one was easy.
[00:26:35] Speaker B: That was easy.
[00:26:36] Speaker A: I was. Man, I was prepared for. I was scared.
[00:26:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:39] Speaker A: All right, this one might be scary, though. All right, last one. Here we go.
[00:26:42] Speaker B: Okay.
No, I don't like that one. Okay. You find a good one? Yeah. So many options to pick from.
[00:26:50] Speaker A: These are tough.
[00:26:51] Speaker B: I wonder who would pick their ex.
[00:26:53] Speaker A: Somebody out there. I'm still. I still can't get over the five friends. Like, I'm still thinking about that. While you finding another one. That one was tough, if I had to say that one was tough. Followed by the shoes and the birthday.
Top, top, two hardest.
But I had a workaround for each one.
[00:27:12] Speaker B: Okay, here we go. Okay. Okay. Hopefully this one is better. Well, it will be better.
Okay, so would you rather have everything cost what it did in 1995, but only use 1995 technology or keep today's prices and technology?
[00:27:32] Speaker A: Oh, So that means I get pricing.
So there's no. There's no. There's no. There's no YouTube.
[00:27:43] Speaker B: No.
[00:27:46] Speaker A: But we got the kid Kizzy, though.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: There's radio.
[00:27:51] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:27:54] Speaker B: Maybe if you TV channel.
[00:27:56] Speaker A: What was the year again?
[00:27:57] Speaker B: 1995.
[00:28:00] Speaker A: Had to go back to dial up slow. I don't even think was there even 3G in 95.
[00:28:09] Speaker B: I'm an early 2000s, so I couldn't tell you.
[00:28:11] Speaker A: I think it. Oh, so there's no LTE. There's no 5G. There might have been. There probably was. No, no, there was no 3G. Because it went 5, 4, 3 LT. Sorry, it went 5 LTE. 4, 3.
So whatever. It was in 95. Because I didn't have a phone. I was only in 95. I was three years old.
I got CDs.
I might have a DVD player.
But we for sure ain't got no YouTube. I ain't got no Instagram.
There might have been MySpace there for sure. Wasn't Facebook.
I gotta look at the plus side, though. I get like a dollar and something on gas. Maybe a $90 on diesel.
I for sure can spend $50 in groceries and rack up.
That 95 is tempting, man.
I could do it.
Yeah, I.
Yeah, take me to 95, man. I want. I need that. Under two dollar gas.
I need that. I need them grocery. Yeah, yeah, you get a Big Mac for like 299. Probably.
Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah. Tell you at the 95. Give me 95 prices.
[00:29:30] Speaker B: So where would 20 in the city be airing?
[00:29:32] Speaker A: Oh,
[00:29:34] Speaker B: you still. Let's say you still had your podcast. It
[00:29:37] Speaker A: had to be radio.
[00:29:38] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:29:39] Speaker A: That's cool. I'm cool with it. People still, you know, I could travel. You know, I wouldn't be able to maybe fly to travel. We could hit the bus. We could hit the Greyhound.
Yeah, we just want to. You just wouldn't be able to catch us on YouTube or Facebook. We just have to catch us in person. That's cool.
Get a little newspaper ad.
Little.
What's that? Entertainment section of the newspaper. Check out Twitting. In the city near you. We can make it happen.
[00:30:05] Speaker B: All right, I love that.
[00:30:06] Speaker A: I got, I got 95 prices. So I can. I'm like, I got money, I got money to spend. I'm only spending $2 on gas a gallon.
Yeah, yeah, we'd be all right. Take me back to 95, give me them prices. Because these prices these days. Yeah, nah, technology will be crazy.
But I'd be all right. I'd be all right. I used to live in it anyway. Plus that just means as I get older I'll be excited for the new stuff because I already knew it was coming. I'd be like, yo, wait till 2002, hit dog. We bout to. This Internet's about to be crazy.
Yeah, gimme 95.
I need, I need them prices. I will be. No YouTube, no Facebook, no TikTok. No threads, no X.
What am I missing? No, no LinkedIn.
Yeah, we got it.
There's a lot of people. That's gonna be 95. I got a feeling.
Yeah, we got it. 95. Final answer.
Hit that, like, hit that. Subscribe, get in the comments. You heard all the would you rathers. I really want to know about the ex situation. There's some people out there that's going to choose their ex.
I need to know. I gotta know. And also the birthday versus the shoes. Like I said, I can't, I can't do fakes. But we had other things we can celebrate. We got anniversary, we got Christmas, we good. I'm picking one. And plus I'm gonna get you a candle.
I need my father in law to not share this with my wife, okay? Don't let my wife know I chose shoes over her birthday, okay?
Rick, do me a favor, don't let her see this.
Don't actually, don't even tell her. My wife doesn't even watch. Don't tell her, Rick. Be a good father in law and just let her think I'm out here choosing her, okay? I am.
Don't snitch on me, please. This one time don't snitch on me or any of my friends. They probably are though. That's how they are. They're gonna share and be like, you know what Twitty said?
She ain't have to know, okay? She ain't gotta know. You know what? If you're gonna tell her that, then tell her. I chose electricity, all right? To provide. I chose electricity and I chose to go back in 95. All right, that's two wins.
Hit the like, hit the subscribe, get in the comments. Appreciate y' all for the 10. Kizzy, I still ain't figured out what I'm gonna call it, but we're going for the 20 something. I'm calling it 20 something, not Kizzy, because that don't match THC. Get well soon, bro. We miss you. Throw some hearts in there for my boy. Thank you, Pl. Them questions was difficult. You probably gonna get me in trouble at home, but it's okay. I. I can handle it.