Episode Transcript
[00:00:02] Speaker A: 20 in the city.
[00:00:03] Speaker B: Aloha. This microphone muff smells like the wrapper from the inside of a Reese's peanut butter cup. What?
You know.
[00:00:10] Speaker A: Oh, W R a P. I thought like an R A P, E, R, like a rapper. Like, check one too. And I was like, how do you know what the inside of a wrapper smells like? Reese.
[00:00:19] Speaker B: Reese's. The Reese's wrapper. Got it. The brown thing that you peel off of the cup.
[00:00:23] Speaker A: My bad.
[00:00:23] Speaker B: That's what this muff smells like.
[00:00:25] Speaker A: Those are words that they mean two different things, but depending on how you spell them.
I thought you meant like, an actual. Like, check one, two.
[00:00:32] Speaker B: Rapper muff.
Should we leave this in?
[00:00:35] Speaker A: Sure, I guess. Let's do it. That's what you get with Twitty in the city.
[00:00:40] Speaker B: Welcome on in.
[00:00:41] Speaker A: I'm the Twitty. That is thc, the Hawaiian comedian. Hit the like. Hit the subscribe.
All right, thc.
[00:00:48] Speaker B: Here it is.
[00:00:49] Speaker A: I wanna know how nasty you are, dog.
[00:00:50] Speaker B: Ugh.
[00:00:51] Speaker A: Like, I wanna know how nasty.
[00:00:53] Speaker B: Like, nasty.
[00:00:54] Speaker A: I wanna know how nasty you are in the bedroom, in the living room, in the kitchen, in the garage.
Like, I want to know
[00:01:04] Speaker B: in all those places how nasty am I? Yeah, like, how nasty am I In which way?
[00:01:10] Speaker A: Like. Like hygiene wise? Like, I found a list that explains how often you should be changing. Okay.
[00:01:16] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:01:17] Speaker A: In the bathroom.
[00:01:18] Speaker B: Okay. What's. Okay, let's start with the bedroom then.
[00:01:20] Speaker A: All right. You want to start in the bedroom?
[00:01:22] Speaker B: The bedroom.
[00:01:22] Speaker A: All right. How often you change your bed sheets?
[00:01:29] Speaker B: Once every two weeks.
[00:01:30] Speaker A: Okay. You're in there. I try the same thing once every two. I try to do it every week. Especially with it being changed.
[00:01:36] Speaker B: Or do you mean like, pulled off? Wash, clean, dry, put back on again, the whole. Because it'd still be the same sheet. It'd just be washed.
[00:01:42] Speaker A: Yeah, it goes through the washing machine.
[00:01:44] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:44] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:01:44] Speaker B: Once every two weeks.
[00:01:45] Speaker A: Says it should be once a week. Two weeks max. But because of sweat and all of that, so. Okay, we're on the same page.
This one got me.
[00:01:53] Speaker B: What's that?
[00:01:54] Speaker A: Pillows. Not the pillowcase. Because that. I include that when I wash the sheets.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: Don't ask me.
Don't ask me. Don't even ask me. Don't even ask me right now. No. Yeah, you want.
[00:02:07] Speaker A: If you want to hear how you should change the pillow.
[00:02:10] Speaker B: Yeah, go ahead, go ahead. How often should it be?
[00:02:13] Speaker A: Six to eight months.
[00:02:15] Speaker B: No, no, don't even talk to me. Don't even talk to me, bro. There's a yrs in the middle and at the end of my number.
[00:02:22] Speaker A: Yrs.
[00:02:23] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm just saying there's a YRS initials YRS gonna be at the end of my number, so.
And I didn't say yr. We had
[00:02:33] Speaker A: an episode where I'm a hotel pillow guy. So you know, I had yrs, that's why.
[00:02:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:37] Speaker A: But I have a wife now.
She at least does it every year and a half.
Me, I had the same pillow from college to fresh out of college, all through my dating with my wife. Like, yeah, there's some yrss and some pillows for me also. Who can afford just having a new pillow? Just get a new pillow every six to eight months.
[00:02:58] Speaker B: There's people out there that can't do that. They can do that.
[00:03:00] Speaker A: Like I get it like it says because of saliva and dust and all that, but it's my saliva.
[00:03:05] Speaker B: It's, it's me, it's my, yeah, it's my skin cells.
[00:03:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Like I, I have pillows.
[00:03:10] Speaker B: Is at the end of my number. Don't ask. Don't ask. That's, that's the only.
[00:03:14] Speaker A: So that's pro.
[00:03:15] Speaker B: Yeah, that's probably the one. And it goes with me everywhere too. So like, oh boy. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah.
[00:03:21] Speaker A: Bro said don't, don't even add.
[00:03:23] Speaker B: That's the one I can't even like.
[00:03:25] Speaker A: Don't ask me. Wow. Okay, let's go to the bathroom. Okay. Okay.
[00:03:32] Speaker B: Bathroom.
[00:03:35] Speaker A: Shower towel.
[00:03:36] Speaker B: Shower towel. Yes.
[00:03:38] Speaker A: When you used to dry.
[00:03:39] Speaker B: Three days max. Okay, three days max. I may.
[00:03:44] Speaker A: I'm four to five. I, I, I'm four to five. This says. See, I don't get this. Oh, sorry, I read that wrong. It does say every two to three uses. I thought it was gonna say two to three weeks. I was like, that's nasty.
[00:03:55] Speaker B: No, that's nasty.
[00:03:56] Speaker A: Two to three uses.
[00:03:57] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:03:57] Speaker A: For the shower towel.
[00:03:58] Speaker B: And that depends.
That depends on how I hung it up.
[00:04:03] Speaker A: See, for me, it depends on how. It depends on how active I was.
Like the post, like the pre work of that shower towel. Even though I'm drying off. But if I had like two days in a row where I've been outside in the yard. Yeah, two days. I got to get a new one. But if I've just been going to work and maybe going to the gym, I'll just, I'll give it like four to five.
[00:04:22] Speaker B: Now I do it on how I like. Okay, let's say I get out the shower and I didn't hang it up
[00:04:27] Speaker A: properly so it can air out.
[00:04:29] Speaker B: So it can. Yeah. Then if that, then that's that's probably a day, maybe two, Right?
[00:04:33] Speaker A: I respect that.
[00:04:33] Speaker B: Because if I can get it to hang over the bathroom door where it's all both sides, you know what I'm saying? Saying, like, you put it over the top and you make it to where it can air both sides and get clean, then. Then I'll go. I'll go three days tops.
[00:04:45] Speaker A: A dry towel hits way different than a semi damp.
[00:04:48] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Especially when you get that one damp spot that you put up to your face and you're like, oh, oh, that one didn't. That. That one didn't dry out. Right.
[00:04:54] Speaker A: But it's crazy because it's. It's clean water, but it feels. It feels nasty.
[00:04:58] Speaker B: That mildew, it's everything.
[00:04:59] Speaker A: Yeah, it feels nasty. I don't like it. Okay, Toothbrush. Whether that's the electric brush head or just the toothbrush itself.
[00:05:08] Speaker B: Yeah. It's gonna be hella comments in here. Talking about. Sean didn't even got no teeth. What the hell? You needed toothbrush. But he only got three teeth. Well, for my three teeth, my two brushes with me. Oh, man. Let me see. How far are we going through this year already?
[00:05:21] Speaker A: No, hold on.
[00:05:22] Speaker B: How far are we going this year?
[00:05:23] Speaker A: We're in. This is six months. Five.
[00:05:26] Speaker B: Five. This is the fifth month. Yeah. So I'm probably on my third toothbrush this year.
[00:05:30] Speaker A: Okay.
I'm on my fifth. So I grew up changing it every month.
[00:05:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Plus you got more teeth than me, so I only need to go three months. You know what I'm saying? I only got like four teeth I gotta brush. So it's all gravy. It's gravy.
[00:05:44] Speaker A: It says every two to three months.
[00:05:46] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:46] Speaker A: I grew up, my mom. End of the month was new toothbrush, no matter what. Cause all stuff. End of the month. End of the month was big house clean.
[00:05:55] Speaker B: That was one of the best reasons to go to the dentist was you got to leave with a new toothbrush even if you had the toothbrush at home. So we used to stock toothbrushes in the house.
[00:06:04] Speaker A: Yeah. You always ask for it?
[00:06:05] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, always.
[00:06:06] Speaker A: I had. Did you ever have a dentist that sometimes would ask you, would you rather have an extra toothbrush or an extra thing of floss or an extra thing of toothpaste and I would substitute out.
[00:06:14] Speaker B: I had a cool dentist.
I had a cool dentist. His name was Dr. Red. He was a cool dentist. And. And he had a. He gave us a package thingy inside the package. It was like dental floss, toothbrush, a little thing of Toothpaste.
[00:06:26] Speaker A: And he gave a little zipper.
[00:06:27] Speaker B: Yeah. It was like, in a little thing. He gave us a little clutch.
[00:06:30] Speaker A: I hated the plastic bag. It was so stupid. It. I hated the plastic bag.
What are they calling this? Oh, your loofah or your shower towel. So. Or your shower rag. So the thing you actually use to wash your.
[00:06:43] Speaker B: Yes, yes.
So you know what's funny about that
[00:06:47] Speaker A: thing I use about that thing?
[00:06:49] Speaker B: I'm tell you something about that thing.
[00:06:51] Speaker A: You make it sound like you take it out to eat. Y' all sometimes go hang out in the backyard.
[00:06:55] Speaker B: But sometimes I do feel like it gives up on our relationship.
And what I'm saying about that is. Is that little rubber band that's supposed to hold it all together in one little clumpy thing.
[00:07:02] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:03] Speaker B: Sometimes I don't want to cooperate. And it wants to. And it wants to fade out quicker than the actual scrubby does.
[00:07:08] Speaker A: Is that how you determine?
[00:07:09] Speaker B: And it just. Yeah. Fluffs out like that. And you just, like. You just like, what day? Like, what are you holding? It's like you gave up on me. That usually happens, like, maybe once every. I don't know. I think I'm. I want to say because. And plus, they're only like a buck or $50 to replace, and I think I get maybe. I'm probably on my second or third one right now for the year.
[00:07:29] Speaker A: Okay. They say loofahs. They actually say every three weeks. That's a month. That's like every month, they're saying.
So you're saying you're on your second or third. So, yeah, you're two, three behind.
[00:07:40] Speaker B: And that depends if I use that. Most of the time, I use a washcloth. Right. So I have a washcloth. I have a loofah, and then I have a hard bar of soap. Like the hard bar soap. That's like my. That's like a. You know. You know, when you go to a car wash, you got to get the basic. You got to get the pressure washer.
That's what the hard bars. The bar soap is for.
[00:07:57] Speaker A: Gotcha.
[00:07:57] Speaker B: And then the loofah and everything comes after that.
[00:07:59] Speaker A: Yeah. See, for me, it's. So I guess. Answer the question first. I am, again, like, every two to. I am every two to three weeks, for sure. At the end of the month, that thing is getting changed out. But also my loofah.
That's my pretty wash is what I call it. Like, if I come from outside, it's bar of soap and the wash rack. I gotta get that first layer off. Gotcha the loofah is to then just get. Get the nice fragrance, got the deep scrub, the.
[00:08:26] Speaker B: I'm gonna smell. I'm gonna. I'm gonna smell like this when I walk out of here.
[00:08:29] Speaker A: The wash rag. The wash rag. Is that Irish bar only? That thing ain't. That thing ain't never seen my. My Bath and Body Works smell. That's the loofah only. Yeah, this. Gotcha. Yeah. The bar soap and the rag go hand in hand. They ain't. They ain't never been separated.
[00:08:43] Speaker B: Do you remember the old school loofah scrub thing that was about this big and it was, like, yellow with the wood.
[00:08:49] Speaker A: With the wood.
[00:08:49] Speaker B: And it had. Well, there was. It was a handle and then there was one. It was just the scrubber, and it was about this big, and it was just the scrubber all the way around.
[00:08:57] Speaker A: And it was.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: It was like. It was hard and plastic kind of.
[00:09:00] Speaker A: I don't remember. I just remember.
[00:09:01] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that thing was. That thing hurt.
[00:09:04] Speaker A: Well, I remember the handle because on the handle side was the rough side.
[00:09:07] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:09:07] Speaker A: Yeah, Was. This was the rough side.
[00:09:09] Speaker B: That was like the. Like the.
[00:09:11] Speaker A: The felt like a freaking stone.
[00:09:13] Speaker B: The sewn the stone for the. The feet and stuff like that. Yeah.
[00:09:16] Speaker A: Yeah, it was a freaking sander. Okay, pumice, let's go. Oh, this one. You don't use this, but I do.
[00:09:22] Speaker B: You still in the bathroom? Yeah.
[00:09:23] Speaker A: This is the last one from the bathroom. A hairbrush years I have on my hairbrush, really, every six to eight months again, I have a brush to this day that I got rid of last year. I can tell you. I had it for eight years. It was to the point where the brush bristles were leaned the way. Because I brushed that direction with it every time that the bristles, like, leaned.
[00:09:48] Speaker B: Is that. Is it? Oh, yeah. When you hold the brush up, you can see. You can see it like, you can tell.
[00:09:52] Speaker A: You can tell which way.
[00:09:53] Speaker B: The direction you're going.
[00:09:54] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:54] Speaker B: Now, like, now does that depend? Because it depends on the hair, right? Like, I ain't had hair since 1994.
[00:10:00] Speaker A: Right?
[00:10:00] Speaker B: So I ain't never had that. I ain't even had to have a brush since 1994. But I have only used. I've used hair brushes on like. Like getting my daughter's hair. When I. When I combed my daughter's hair when she was a kid going through hers, though, I mean, she had a new brush damn near every. Every week and a half. Oh, but she. Okay. But hers was like that. She had that long, thick. You Know, because she got that Polynesian hair. So when it comes down, you. You know the brushes that have at the end of them, they're like little plastic balls that sit on there. Like, you can tell when that brush is running out because the balls are missing. On top of that, if you go like this to your hand and it
[00:10:35] Speaker A: hurts, you're gonna feel that?
[00:10:36] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like, okay, it's time for a new hair brush.
[00:10:38] Speaker A: Yeah, it didn't. I'm upset. It didn't specify. Ladies, if you out there, get in the DMs or fellas, you might be using that brush. I ain't gonna discriminate. You let us know what's appropriate. This just says hair brush.
[00:10:49] Speaker B: You're supposed to change that out every three months.
[00:10:51] Speaker A: Every six to eight. Six to eight? Yeah. I don't. Again, who's got money to spend on all that?
[00:10:56] Speaker B: There's some people out there.
[00:10:58] Speaker A: We gonna go to the bathroom or not? The bathroom? Sorry. We're going to the kitchen.
[00:11:01] Speaker B: You out of the bathroom?
[00:11:02] Speaker A: We're out of the bathroom. I know how nasty you are in the bedroom. I know how nasty you are in the bathroom. Now I know how nasty you are in the kitchen. My man said, years don't ask about that pill.
[00:11:11] Speaker B: Yrs
[00:11:14] Speaker A: leftovers in the fridge.
[00:11:17] Speaker B: Ooh, I'm bad.
[00:11:18] Speaker A: Same. See, I do the smell. I'm gonna put it out there. It says every two to three days. I'm a smell guy. And I think, because that's how I grew up where there was no food wasted. So until it had something funky on it or it smelled bad, I'm gonna keep eating.
[00:11:32] Speaker B: I used to smell. I used to do the smell test. And I know what you're talking about. When you pop that lid, it's that first. It's the same thing with, like, milk. It's the same thing with anything. It's that smell test. I get that. But I'm taking something fast, too.
[00:11:43] Speaker A: You don't pop it slow. You.
[00:11:45] Speaker B: When you get to my age, oh, boy, that smell gonna change. And you're not gonna know if that's a good smell or a bad smell. So you have to switch from smell to calendar.
And that's how I gotta go. By now. I had to literally look at the food, and then I had to remember
[00:12:00] Speaker A: when you cooked that.
[00:12:01] Speaker B: When I cooked that. So I gotta go. Okay. This thing's been in my refrigerator since last week.
Thursday, and it'd be like Tuesday, and you just. Yeah, I know. But then that's what you're Trying to do. To smell test. But then sometimes the smell test be like stale, right? You're like, is that just stale smell
[00:12:19] Speaker A: or is that because you put so many ingredients into it and then that's what.
[00:12:23] Speaker B: Throw it off sometimes. That's. That's why I don't mess with spicy stuff sometimes. Sometimes I don't like spicy. Spicy leftover will really throw you off.
[00:12:30] Speaker A: That'll hurt and that'll hurt you.
[00:12:31] Speaker B: Yeah, spicy leftover will throw you off.
[00:12:33] Speaker A: That'll hurt you.
[00:12:35] Speaker B: All right.
[00:12:36] Speaker A: Speaking of spices. Spices, okay.
Every one to three years, depending on the spice.
[00:12:44] Speaker B: Let me tell you something. I got a paprika that been with me for like, I got a paprika that been with me since I moved to Idaho.
[00:12:49] Speaker A: I got it like every.
[00:12:50] Speaker B: I'm telling you right now, I got. Man, spices grow old with me. I got spices older than my dog. Like, I. I guarantee, I guarantee I got spices.
Yes. Yeah. I got. I'm telling you, I got some paprika. I got some. What is it?
Coumarin? Coomer tumor in Kumar? I don't know. It's a powder.
[00:13:11] Speaker A: I will tell you. Know what I got, I got old bay seasoning that I know it's been with me for years. I guarantee you still is good, bro.
[00:13:18] Speaker B: I guarantee you somewhere in your house right now, I guarantee you, guarantee you somewhere in your house you got a bag of brown sugar. Been there forever. Don't lie. Don't lie. You got. There's a. Every man bro.
[00:13:31] Speaker A: So where the.
[00:13:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I know.
[00:13:34] Speaker A: There was a plastic bag in the jack. Yeah.
[00:13:37] Speaker B: What you mean the old days? Them days is still here. You can still get them in a plastic bag.
[00:13:41] Speaker A: My old bay seasoning.
[00:13:43] Speaker B: Oh, okay.
[00:13:43] Speaker A: And it was in a plastic bag and I looked at it. I thought, I wonder how long that's been down there.
[00:13:50] Speaker B: Cheers. Yrs, baby. Yrs. Why is brown sugar.
I'm telling you, it's brown sugar. Always. You going to something. I bet. Anybody out there right now, you trying to comment. Go look in your pantry right now. Right now. Go in your pan. I guarantee you're gonna find just a thing of sugar that you ain't seen for hella long. Just been sitting back, you thought it was gone.
[00:14:10] Speaker A: I did.
Everybody did.
[00:14:12] Speaker B: That's why they always bought new brown sugar.
[00:14:14] Speaker A: The sugar I get, but specifically the brown sugar. Like you straight called me out. Cause I looked at that thing.
[00:14:19] Speaker B: I know it.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: I made. My wife made shrimp.
Shrimp salad. So I was doing the shrimps and I was getting the old bay and I. Cause we have that rotator. And I spent that thing. And when I reached, I actually bent down and reached.
[00:14:32] Speaker B: You could see.
[00:14:32] Speaker A: And I saw the.
[00:14:35] Speaker B: In a big old brown crystal form.
What's bad, right, is that when you get the brown sugar, you're like, man, this old. But then when you squeeze it, it break apart easy. So you're like, well, maybe this is okay.
[00:14:45] Speaker A: Put it right back in there, dog. He said the. Why you gotta call me out?
[00:14:49] Speaker B: Because you said ingredients and spices. That's what I'm saying.
The longest thing that's inside somebody's house right now is a bag of brown sugar.
[00:14:57] Speaker A: You said the brown sugar bag.
[00:14:58] Speaker B: There's a bag of brown sugar in that pantry right now.
[00:15:01] Speaker A: So messy.
[00:15:01] Speaker B: Stop lying to yourself.
[00:15:03] Speaker A: Brown sugar bag in the back.
[00:15:05] Speaker B: There's a thing of brown sugar. Somebody at home right now just open their pantry and win. Son of a.
[00:15:10] Speaker A: They put us on. Yeah, they put us.
[00:15:11] Speaker B: They put us on pause.
Yeah, they put the video on pause. They said, hold up, hold up.
[00:15:17] Speaker A: No, they did it.
[00:15:18] Speaker B: Yeah, they went in there, came back. Son of a.
That's why we can look at it. If they paused it right now, we can be like, welcome back.
Welcome back. You found some brown sugar, didn't you?
[00:15:28] Speaker A: Toss this.
Oh, yo, that's so called out. All right, I gotta finish the list.
[00:15:34] Speaker B: Okay, okay, okay.
[00:15:36] Speaker A: Oh, I can't wait.
[00:15:37] Speaker B: We still in the kitchen?
[00:15:38] Speaker A: Yeah, we still in the kitchen. I kind of want to leave after that one. I'm gonna do one more.
Your dishwashing cloth or your sponge. Your kitchen sponge.
[00:15:47] Speaker B: Oh, guys, now you're talking about the one that's washing the dishes or the one. The one that's wiping down the counters.
[00:15:53] Speaker A: The one that's washing the dishes. So we'll do two. I got both of them.
[00:15:56] Speaker B: So the one in.
[00:15:56] Speaker A: It does.
[00:15:57] Speaker B: The one in the dishes. That one lasts. That don't last too long. That. That I. Because I buy them in, like, packages of four.
[00:16:03] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:16:04] Speaker B: And I'd be going through packages all the time to them, but. But then I also use other ones to do the sinks in the bathrooms.
[00:16:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:16:10] Speaker B: Because it has the green scratch pad on one and then the. And then the sponge on the other.
[00:16:14] Speaker A: So for the kitchen, it says for the dish. For the dish sponge every week.
[00:16:20] Speaker B: That's about right.
[00:16:20] Speaker A: That's about right.
[00:16:21] Speaker B: That's about right.
[00:16:21] Speaker A: We have the detachable one with the handle, and you can actually apply the.
[00:16:24] Speaker B: I got the happy face.
[00:16:26] Speaker A: Oh, the happy face.
[00:16:27] Speaker B: The happy face scrub one.
[00:16:28] Speaker A: See that? Yeah, the happy face. So we have the sponge with the handle, that's for, like, plates.
Maybe. Maybe a pot. Like, if that pot, like, had rice.
[00:16:38] Speaker B: Happy face. Oh, yeah.
[00:16:39] Speaker A: That's for enchilada day. Taco day.
Pulled pork day. Salmon day.
[00:16:44] Speaker B: Salmon day.
[00:16:44] Speaker A: That's the happy face come out.
[00:16:45] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:16:46] Speaker A: Happy face come out for that. The dish towel. The one that clean. That wipes off the water or clean your hands with.
[00:16:52] Speaker B: Okay, hold on.
[00:16:54] Speaker A: The one. Yeah.
[00:16:55] Speaker B: Okay. See, you spit. You specific. The one you use for the. Because I'm telling you, the one that's being used for dishes and the one that's hanging on the oven, and everybody know what I'm talking about. You either got it on the oven handle, or it's hanging on the refrigerator handle. Yep, it's one of those two. Are you talking. Which towel are you talking about?
[00:17:10] Speaker A: Let's go with the oven one, because
[00:17:12] Speaker B: that one right there. That one. That one's got. That one's got to go, like, at least in three. Every three days, it's got to, because every. Everybody is wiping their hands. That's in that kitchen. When they go, they turn around, they look. They go by the oven. There's a towel hanging from the oven. They wipe their hands. Towel hanging from the refrigerator, they wipe their hands. So, like, that one's. Yeah. Every couple days. The one for the. The. For the dishes. Like that one that was white. Yeah. That you're cleaning with that. It just depends on how you leave that one to dry out. Like, if you leave it all crumbled up, then. Yeah, it's just gonna collect mildew, and then that's it.
[00:17:43] Speaker A: So the one for your hands, it does say every one to two days.
[00:17:46] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:17:46] Speaker A: Same way.
They didn't have one for the other one for me, that one, I go, like, every four to five.
[00:17:53] Speaker B: It depends on how big of a load that I just dropped.
[00:17:56] Speaker A: Yes, that's what it depends on.
Usually when Happy Face comes out, which is at least twice a week.
[00:18:03] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's going right to the laundry room.
[00:18:04] Speaker A: It's gotta go in the laundry room.
[00:18:05] Speaker B: Yep, right to the laundry room.
[00:18:06] Speaker A: Especially in the summertime because I'm cooking steaks, we're doing ribs, we're doing salmon, we're doing enchiladas. So when Happy Face comes out, if I see Happy Face the second time,
[00:18:16] Speaker B: I tell you what, that towel. That towel that I'm using to clean dishes with, that is actually thrown over my shoulders when I'm grilling, when I'm walking around the house, because I'm always. Because I'm Always, like, when I'm walking in, I'll, like, if I'm bringing out, because I won't touch, like, raw food to cook food. I'm not going to touch the same. So I would walk in the house, I would wash the spatula before I came back out to flip it. Right. But I would come out and I would wash the spatula, and I would always have that towel that was sitting there.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: You just do this.
[00:18:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Or I would just take it and wrap it around it and wipe around it so that I can go back in. Boom.
[00:18:50] Speaker A: I just put it on my shoulder and I do a quick slide. Slide.
[00:18:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:18:53] Speaker A: All right, we're done with the kitchen.
[00:18:55] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:18:56] Speaker A: Kitchen was easy. Kitchen was easy. It wasn't crazy. It's not hard.
[00:18:59] Speaker B: Bunch of brown sugar.
[00:19:00] Speaker A: Oh, the brown sugar. Okay, we're going to go just living room area. Just household stuff.
[00:19:06] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:19:07] Speaker A: This might be more in our lane. We might be good at this one.
Air filters for your H vac.
[00:19:13] Speaker B: The minute I can't see the white.
[00:19:16] Speaker A: So that's probably. You're probably like me. So for me, that's like every four, four to five months, I have a
[00:19:22] Speaker B: stack, like, a stack of extra filters in my house. Like. Yeah. And if I look up, I should be able to see the lines of the filter. If I look up and it's, like, brown, or if it's like, I can't see the lines.
[00:19:33] Speaker A: No, you change it.
[00:19:34] Speaker B: I have to. I have to be. It's. It's making my machine work harder. If you don't. Like. Some people don't get that money, so. Yeah, some people don't get that. Just changing that little paper thing is. Is so big on your. On your actual air conditioning unit out there.
[00:19:48] Speaker A: Every three to four months, easily. Mine is like four to five. It depends on the. And it depends on the time of the year.
[00:19:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:19:53] Speaker A: It just depends on how hard that thing's working.
This was crazy.
[00:19:57] Speaker B: What's that?
[00:19:58] Speaker A: Phone chargers.
[00:20:01] Speaker B: Ooh. Like, what do you mean?
Like, how many do I have?
[00:20:05] Speaker A: How often are you changing, though? Here's the thing.
[00:20:08] Speaker B: You go.
[00:20:08] Speaker A: I tell you this. Can you see that? Can you see some wires at the end of your phone charger?
[00:20:15] Speaker B: No. No.
[00:20:16] Speaker A: Okay. You ain't as bad as me. You should change them out every one to two years to reduce the fact I. I have chargers where it is disconnecting. Like, you can slide the actual wires, and I have a few of those.
[00:20:29] Speaker B: I. I always know it when my charger little. You know the silver part that goes into the Phone.
[00:20:33] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:20:33] Speaker B: I always know I did something wrong when I go to plug it in. And I notice that that's a little bit longer now. And I'm like, I don't know how it got that long. And then you look and it's. And it's coming out through the wire thing. I'm gonna tell you this, though. I had my phone for maybe just a little over two years, and this. This phone right here, personally has had maybe seven different chargers already just for this phone.
[00:20:55] Speaker A: But that's pretty good.
[00:20:56] Speaker B: Just for one phone.
[00:20:58] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:20:58] Speaker B: Like, okay, like my tablets, my other stuff. Yeah, I'd say about seven per each one of them too. But see, I do a lot of traveling, so when I'm moving and I'm going places, I end up leaving chargers. I end up breaking boxes I'm really bad at.
[00:21:11] Speaker A: I'm too personal with a charger.
[00:21:13] Speaker B: I like.
[00:21:13] Speaker A: I run that thing to the ground, like, until it's gonna, like, electrocute me. I kind of keep it. Yeah. I don't know why. It is one of the least expensive things to buy.
[00:21:22] Speaker B: I'm always known for breaking the box. Not really. The cable.
The box that plugs into the wall that the cable goes into.
[00:21:29] Speaker A: What you break?
[00:21:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I break those all the time. I don't know why. I don't know how. I don't know if it's just because I don't. I don't know what.
[00:21:35] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[00:21:36] Speaker B: Those ones I always break.
[00:21:37] Speaker A: Speaking of phone. Phone case.
[00:21:39] Speaker B: Oh, man. Dude must got a crack on it right now.
[00:21:42] Speaker A: But how can you change it?
[00:21:44] Speaker B: Well, it's had that crack for a while. Yeah, it's had it for a minute a couple years.
[00:21:49] Speaker A: Supposed to change it eight to ten months.
[00:21:51] Speaker B: Nah, nah. You know who would tell you gotta change it 8 to 10 months? The same dude that's selling phone cases. Oh, yeah.
That's who's telling us to change it.
[00:21:59] Speaker A: So is that what.
[00:22:00] Speaker B: And you know what? He probably really said four to six months.
[00:22:03] Speaker A: And they was like.
[00:22:04] Speaker B: They were like, oh, no, that's. He was. Okay, fine. I'll just go with eight months. Eight to ten months. No, no, no, sir. Oh, why? RS can go for phone cases.
[00:22:12] Speaker A: All right, I gotta go back to the bedroom. I don't know why they put this down here at household items, but this
[00:22:16] Speaker B: was the last one a household item in the bedroom.
[00:22:19] Speaker A: It's true. I wish we would have just put it in the bedroom. Your mattress.
[00:22:24] Speaker B: Oh.
Whenever it gets uncomfortable.
[00:22:27] Speaker A: What would you estimate that probably is
[00:22:29] Speaker B: yrs again, there's Yrs at the end.
[00:22:32] Speaker A: This is the first one that has some years on it.
[00:22:34] Speaker B: Oh, this one is.
[00:22:35] Speaker A: It said seven to eight years.
[00:22:37] Speaker B: Ew.
[00:22:38] Speaker A: Seven to eight. I have. I've gone beyond that. Easily 100. I know I have. Here's the other thing I do. I. I don't even get rid of it. It just becomes the guest bedroom mattress.
[00:22:47] Speaker B: How long. How long have I lived here? I've lived here 14 years. I moved here 12.
[00:22:51] Speaker A: In 2012, you got a mattress. 20, 26.
[00:22:53] Speaker B: I've been. I'm still on the same mattress.
[00:22:56] Speaker A: Yeah, you need. You should have rotated twice on your third mattress.
[00:23:02] Speaker B: Yeah.
And it ain't like it won't be hard. There's a bunch of mattress stores around here.
[00:23:06] Speaker A: You supposed to be on your third mattress, bro, right now.
[00:23:09] Speaker B: Yeah, we got money like that.
[00:23:11] Speaker A: You said 14 years, right? Said seven to eight. So you should be on your third. Sorry, you should be on your second. My bad.
[00:23:16] Speaker B: I. I just replaced the second.
[00:23:18] Speaker A: Yes, you just replaced the second with the third. Got you. Yeah. That's crazy. I have. I'm not on it, but one of our guests bedrooms does have a mattress that I had since college. So that's 12, 13 years.
[00:23:33] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:23:33] Speaker A: See?
[00:23:33] Speaker B: And nobody uses it. So you figure, right, I ain't gonna.
[00:23:36] Speaker A: Yeah, it was a good mattress.
[00:23:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:23:38] Speaker A: Like, it just. It just doesn't suit me and my wife anymore. Right. But somebody that wants to sleep over, that's useful. Like you said, nobody's sleeping there regularly. I ain't gonna buy cycle, buy an empty room, a new mattress.
[00:23:49] Speaker B: Yeah, I know that don't make no sense. Like, I don't make no sense. I ain't doing.
[00:23:52] Speaker A: I love you if you come over, but I don't love you that much.
[00:23:54] Speaker B: No, I got years on my mattress.
[00:23:56] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:23:56] Speaker B: That's probably why I ain't sleeping well. I probably needed the mattress.
I probably need to go get one.
[00:24:01] Speaker A: 14.
Yeah, that's.
[00:24:03] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:24:03] Speaker A: Yeah, you might need a new one, bro.
[00:24:05] Speaker B: I think so.
[00:24:06] Speaker A: Get in the comments. Any of those you agree, you disagree, any of them that we missed and you want us to know, or sorry, you want to know our answers, get in the comments. THC is the one that is always on the YouTube getting the comments. So he'll tell me if you got a question for us and we'll answer it.
[00:24:23] Speaker B: And also let us know if you found some brown sugar. If you actually went to your pantry and you found some brown sugar. Put that down in the comments.
[00:24:29] Speaker A: We want to see, please, if you
[00:24:32] Speaker B: got brown sugar right now. That you was like, I don't even know how old this brown sugar is.
[00:24:35] Speaker A: Brown sugar. And. And please tell us if you pause. If you pause the show right in
[00:24:39] Speaker B: the middle, because if you did, I.
[00:24:42] Speaker A: That's a faithful. That's. That's when you call somebody out so hard they had. They had to go prove themselves. Right on pause. I've done that before. It's like, you ain't gonna talk about me like that.
[00:24:53] Speaker B: Correct.
[00:24:53] Speaker A: It's like, damn, go find the brown sugar. Where's the brown sugar?
[00:24:56] Speaker B: Where's the brown sugar?
[00:24:56] Speaker A: Bro said, find the brown sugar.
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