Food Would You Rather Questions That Nearly Ended the Show

[00:00:02] Speaker A: Twitty in the city. Aloha, Twitty in the city. I'm Twitty thc. Appreciate y'. All. I always feel like, oh, what is that called? Repeating myself. But for some of y', all, this is new. The whole, like, subscribe. Cause y' all doing it. You been doing it. We almost at 10k, and then once we get to 10, I feel like we gonna fly by to get to 15k, which is when we dish out the ultimate swag back, which is gonna have short sleeve, long sleeve, and then your own custom. When you want a baseball style, you want a polo. Polos be looking fire on thc, by the way, loves. That's what we got to give away at 15k. Appreciate y'. [00:00:39] Speaker B: All. [00:00:40] Speaker A: I still can't believe some of y' all are going back and watching what THC said. Last episode that I liked was that we got a library now. [00:00:48] Speaker C: So that Hamburger Helper episode is the one that I don't think is going to ever die. Like, ever die. It's been. We're be going nonstop. [00:00:56] Speaker A: Yeah, my Yoohoo one is still also going crazy. Yes, I know chocolate drink, not chocolate milk, but I still think it's chocolate milk. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, go find it. [00:01:07] Speaker C: They was talking so much smack. [00:01:09] Speaker A: They was speaking of Hamburger Helper and Yoo Hoo producer Sean, he comes in every now and then. He has his Would you rather Segments, and I gave him an eye roll. You wasn't here. You went to the bathroom. Because he told me it's gonna be a food one. [00:01:27] Speaker C: Okay, and before we start this one, then, before we start talking about food. [00:01:30] Speaker A: See, here we go. [00:01:31] Speaker C: No, no, I just want to make it clear to everybody out there, going back to the comments that you were saying, we don't have no food sponsors here. We ain't sponsored by macaroni and cheese. We ain't sponsored by Hamburger Helper. We ain't sponsored by mayonnaise. None of that. There's so many people that are commenting going, yeah, they must be sponsored by this. That's why they talking about it. No, we not. [00:01:49] Speaker A: We not. We're not. We ain't there. [00:01:52] Speaker C: So we're going to start another food topic. I just want to get that disclaimer out there, but I ain't saying that. You know, hey, if y' all do want to come in and sponsor us, yeah, let's roll. [00:02:01] Speaker A: But no, we don't. We don't got no sponsor for that. No. And I'm also not Happy. Because every time we talk about food, I get in trouble with family in laws. Grandma. I. So I'm. I hate that food does well, because they then gets me in trouble. And it's always the episodes that my family takes time off, and then they'll be like, oh, I watched the food. One watch picked out. [00:02:24] Speaker C: There's something else that we had done. They didn't even catch that. They didn't watch that. No, but they got that. They caught. Oh, yeah, they gonna catch it. [00:02:28] Speaker A: So producer Sean, let's go ahead for the 14th time. [00:02:31] Speaker C: Oh, we bringing in Sean for this debate. [00:02:33] Speaker A: Some food. And I'm gonna get in trouble. [00:02:34] Speaker B: All right, this first one, I'm kind of setting you up, Twitty. [00:02:38] Speaker C: Wow, Already? No. [00:02:40] Speaker B: Already. [00:02:40] Speaker C: Can't we. Now we gotta get into it. Good job, Good job. Strike one. Go for it, Sean. [00:02:44] Speaker B: All right, if you had to get rid of one. [00:02:47] Speaker C: Here we go. [00:02:47] Speaker B: Which one are you getting rid of? It's off the face of the planet. Doesn't exist anymore. Pasta or rice? [00:02:52] Speaker C: Ooh, pasta. Gone. Poof. Sorry. I need my rice. I need my rice. I can't get rid of my rice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Twitty. [00:02:59] Speaker A: What did I do to deserve. [00:03:01] Speaker C: Come on, Twitty. One or the other. One or the other. [00:03:07] Speaker A: This is foul. [00:03:08] Speaker C: That's not. [00:03:08] Speaker A: Because you about to get me in trouble with my wife. It's easy. My wife. Everything we got is rice. And it be bomb. [00:03:15] Speaker C: Yep. [00:03:15] Speaker A: Just had salmon the other day with rice. [00:03:18] Speaker C: Rice is good. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Mother in law. Spaghetti. Homemade spaghetti. All pasta. Huh? All pasta. [00:03:24] Speaker C: Yep. Gotta get rid of one of them. [00:03:26] Speaker A: I hate you, Sean. This. [00:03:29] Speaker C: Nah, I don't. Sean, that was a good one. That was a good one. He came right out the box. He came right out the box. [00:03:33] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. We can't wait. Like. [00:03:35] Speaker C: Nope, nope. [00:03:36] Speaker B: You were talking about it. [00:03:36] Speaker A: So I can't get no. I can't get no warmup. [00:03:39] Speaker C: Hey, Sean, just to let you know, that wasn't a hard question for me. Like, that wasn't a hard question at all. It was easy. [00:03:46] Speaker A: Rice. [00:03:47] Speaker C: Rice. Boom, boom, boom. Can't live without rice. I need it. I probably consume rice at least two to three times a day. [00:03:55] Speaker A: I'm gonna go pasta. I'm going pasta. Rice. [00:03:58] Speaker B: I'm getting rid of it. Or you keeping pasta? [00:04:00] Speaker C: Ooh, the wife gonna be mad. [00:04:02] Speaker A: I'm keeping pasta and I'm getting rid of rice. [00:04:04] Speaker C: The wife gonna be mad. She ain't making you nothing else with rice. Now she gonna watch this and be like, ain't nothing else gonna be cooked with rice. [00:04:10] Speaker A: Now, Lisa, my mother in law, please do not tell my wife. [00:04:14] Speaker C: No, she gonna tell her. [00:04:15] Speaker A: I need you to keep this a secret, Lisa, please. My father in law don't. You know what? My father in law don't show. My mother in law Just keep this between you and I, all right? Picking pasta, your daughter. I'm not picking the rice, but just keep it between us, bro. Just keep it man to man, all right? Don't be snitching on me. [00:04:35] Speaker C: I'm gonna just tell you right now. I'm gonna just tell you right now. You're gonna look down and you're gonna [00:04:39] Speaker A: be like, man, don't do me like that, bro. [00:04:42] Speaker C: Why are we gonna get chicken and spaghetti? Oh, we're gonna have chicken and spaghetti tonight because you don't like rice. [00:04:47] Speaker A: Don't do me like that, bro. [00:04:49] Speaker C: Good job, Sean. [00:04:50] Speaker A: Right out the box, man. [00:04:51] Speaker C: That was a straight knockout blow, baby. That was like Mike Tyson. Love it. [00:04:54] Speaker A: If this is my last episode with Sean, love it. [00:04:58] Speaker C: Sean, what's your next one? [00:04:59] Speaker A: It's been a great ride. [00:05:00] Speaker B: Next one's gonna be tough. This one. No. No feeling is gonna be hurt by either family, I don't think, because this one. This one's tough. I. I don't even know what I would pick. All right, again, same. Same stipulation. [00:05:12] Speaker A: Get rid of one, it's gone forever. [00:05:15] Speaker B: Gone forever. Cheese or bread? [00:05:19] Speaker A: Oh, okay. I gotta. I gotta talk this one out. [00:05:22] Speaker C: No, you don't. No, you don't. We gotta talk this one out. [00:05:27] Speaker A: So. No, we gotta do sandwiches, turn to lettuce wraps. Subs are. Subs are. Just me and all of that. No, no hot dog. No hamburger. [00:05:38] Speaker B: You kind of still do pizza. [00:05:40] Speaker C: No, you can't. [00:05:41] Speaker A: Just bread or. No, sorry, That's. [00:05:43] Speaker C: That's. [00:05:43] Speaker A: I guess that's. [00:05:44] Speaker C: That's cheese and dough, bro. [00:05:47] Speaker A: I ain't even got cheese yet. [00:05:48] Speaker C: I'm trying to do bread right now, bro. [00:05:51] Speaker A: Even on a cheeseburger. I can't have a cheese on a bread burger. Just a burger. [00:05:56] Speaker C: Just a burger with a tomato and a lettuce. [00:05:57] Speaker B: You gotta pick. You can pick one, right? [00:05:59] Speaker A: But I'm. Either way, I'm toast. So if I pick bread, then I ain't gonna have no cheese on my cheeseburger. [00:06:04] Speaker C: No cheese. I'm have. [00:06:06] Speaker A: I can't have Mac and cheese. It's just Mac or just. Yeah, it's just Mac. But if I pick no cheese, then I got a burger with no cheese on it. [00:06:14] Speaker C: No, if you pick. Yeah. You got a burger? [00:06:18] Speaker A: What? Dawg, I can't make my breakfast sandwiches with my English muffin. I can't put cheese on, dawg. [00:06:25] Speaker C: That's all the dips. All the dips gone. [00:06:28] Speaker A: No queso. [00:06:29] Speaker C: Queso. No queso. Get rid of that. [00:06:31] Speaker A: No sourdough. No sourdough bread. [00:06:33] Speaker C: All right, all right. Shawn, gonna do this. I'm gonna hit you with this one. Okay. [00:06:36] Speaker A: I'm gonna go sourdough bread. [00:06:37] Speaker C: I'm keeping bread. I'm keeping bread. [00:06:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:41] Speaker C: As an old man, it's. It's already hard to process cheese as it is. You know what I mean? So bread. Bread. [00:06:47] Speaker A: Thinking about where you at? [00:06:49] Speaker C: I'm just. Yeah, cuz, like, we asking me when. When I'm over a half a century already, so, like. [00:06:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:55] Speaker A: So you're getting rid of cheese. [00:06:56] Speaker C: I'm getting rid of cheese. [00:06:56] Speaker A: So you're keeping. You're keeping. [00:06:57] Speaker C: My body don't like cheese anyway. Like, we be fighting all the time. I love cheese. I freaking love cheese. All kinds of cheese. Pepper jack, provolone cheese. [00:07:05] Speaker A: You can't even put ch on a salad like a Caesar salad. [00:07:07] Speaker C: You ain't got name a deli sandwich that don't come with cheese. [00:07:11] Speaker B: Yeah. You just have to get it without no more cheese. But you could, like. I mean, you'll have, like. I don't know. [00:07:15] Speaker A: You know what? [00:07:16] Speaker C: I'm gonna keep bagels. I'm gonna keep donuts, too, Right? Because that's bread, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, no, cheese is gone. [00:07:23] Speaker A: Cheese is gone. I'm keeping cheese. I'm. Everything I'm making is gonna have a lettuce wrap. I gotta have my cheese. [00:07:28] Speaker C: Oh, I'm gonna be mad. There's gonna be. There's gonna be. That's gonna come up on me. Yeah. [00:07:31] Speaker A: I ref. Refuse because I love. I refuse to have a Caesar salad without no parmesan cheese. [00:07:37] Speaker C: You know how. You know how dry my giant pretzel is going to taste, bro? [00:07:41] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. [00:07:42] Speaker C: That's going to be the driest pretzel ever. [00:07:45] Speaker A: I gotta have my melted cheese. I gotta have my queso. I gotta have cheese on a salad on my Caesar side, especially a wedge salad. [00:07:54] Speaker C: Keeping. [00:07:54] Speaker A: I got what you got. [00:07:56] Speaker C: There go your muffins. There go your biscuits. There go your cornbread. There go all that stuff. [00:08:00] Speaker A: I got to have cheese on my soup. I gotta have cheese on. [00:08:04] Speaker C: Now you got. I know my parmesan. All that's got to be. Yeah, I'm gonna lose all that. That's all right, though. I'm giving up cheese. [00:08:10] Speaker A: So you going, you keeping the cheese [00:08:12] Speaker C: and I'm keeping bread. Yep. [00:08:13] Speaker A: And I'm keeping cheese. [00:08:15] Speaker C: I like my biscuits. I like my muffins. I like my cornbread. I like all that stuff. Like, all of that stuff. [00:08:19] Speaker A: I. I can't get rid of cheese, though. That cheat. I got to be able to bite, and you pull. [00:08:24] Speaker C: You know what I think? I think my doctor would be happy to hear me. I'm gonna give up cheese. Yeah. My doctor watched my job. You should have been get that up. [00:08:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Nah, I buy bread. I'll figure it out. [00:08:35] Speaker C: What about you, Sean? You said you had a hard time trying to figure that out. [00:08:37] Speaker B: That one's tough. I think hearing you guys talk about it, I think I'm siding on with Peabody on the. [00:08:46] Speaker C: Yeah, we gonna keep them biscuits. [00:08:47] Speaker A: But you ain't got no pizza. [00:08:49] Speaker C: Yeah, I do. [00:08:50] Speaker B: We can't have pizza. [00:08:51] Speaker C: I can have a cheeseless pizza. I mean, it ain't gonna taste good because it'd still be some kind of pizza pocket. [00:08:58] Speaker A: You're gonna have a base. You're gonna have the sauce. You just gonna have pepperoni. [00:09:02] Speaker C: Pepperoni, yeah. [00:09:04] Speaker B: Tomatoes, bread, and marinara sauce is good. Yeah, right. [00:09:07] Speaker C: And I can use. I can use Alfredo sauce or. That's not a cheese, right? [00:09:11] Speaker B: It is. [00:09:12] Speaker C: It is a frito. [00:09:13] Speaker A: Okay. [00:09:13] Speaker C: Okay. I can't do Alfredo. [00:09:15] Speaker A: No. Yeah. [00:09:16] Speaker C: That pizza going to taste so blah. [00:09:18] Speaker A: That's what I'm so blah. [00:09:20] Speaker B: Also no like vegan cheese, But I [00:09:21] Speaker C: mean, like, what you gonna hold your pizza in? You're going to put all the toppings and cheese in your hand. [00:09:25] Speaker A: Hey, you know what? I'll turn it, I'll turn it. I'll turn it to a pizza salad. [00:09:29] Speaker C: I need. [00:09:30] Speaker A: I got cheese. I can't. [00:09:31] Speaker B: You can't make pasta. [00:09:31] Speaker C: I need my biscuits. Imagine. Yeah, imagine this man walking in the Red Lobster in Texas Roadhouse and can't get none of them biscuits. Gone, baby. [00:09:40] Speaker A: Dang it. [00:09:42] Speaker C: That's all right, though. You'll get your cheese sauce. [00:09:43] Speaker A: I, I. You know what? While you over there with a dry pretzel, I'm just, I'm just be over there just cheesing it up with the kids. [00:09:50] Speaker C: You know what I probably ask you how many times I probably ask you if it's hot. I probably ask you how good it tastes. Did it taste like it was just made today? Well, while I eat my dry pretzel. Yep, that's probably what's gonna happen. [00:10:01] Speaker A: You do that. [00:10:01] Speaker C: All right. Sean said he gonna Go with me. So he'll be eating his dry pretzel right now. [00:10:05] Speaker A: I have a buddy. [00:10:06] Speaker C: I have another. We'll be enjoying dry pretzels together. [00:10:08] Speaker B: Salt on it. I mean, it'll. [00:10:09] Speaker A: They're salt on it. [00:10:10] Speaker C: You do caramel. [00:10:11] Speaker B: Wait, caramel? Ever had pretzels with caramel? [00:10:14] Speaker A: You know what? You'll have to. [00:10:15] Speaker C: Look, that's how Sean dedicated. [00:10:17] Speaker A: You'll have to make sure every piece of bread you get is just hot. You gotta eat it right when it's hot. [00:10:22] Speaker C: Yeah. You can't. [00:10:22] Speaker A: You can't let it. You can't let it hard. [00:10:26] Speaker C: Unless I'm buttering it up. It's time to go with the butter and the hot. Yeah, but I can't do chees. [00:10:30] Speaker A: Yeah, you can't. [00:10:31] Speaker C: Yep. [00:10:32] Speaker A: Go to my dry pretzel. But I got Sean, though. [00:10:34] Speaker C: We got Here go my. We both mad and dry pretzel having. [00:10:39] Speaker A: Oh, gosh, man. All right. Those two were. [00:10:42] Speaker C: Those are okay. Okay. I like those. [00:10:44] Speaker B: Tough. Yeah. [00:10:44] Speaker A: Cheese and bread. That was diabolical. [00:10:47] Speaker B: All right. Would you rather give up tacos or give up sandwiches? Ooh, that includes burgers. Burgers. [00:10:55] Speaker C: A sandwich is a hot dog a sandwich. [00:10:59] Speaker A: No. [00:11:02] Speaker B: Or, I mean, this, I guess we could do. Would you rather give up bread or would you rather give up tortillas? [00:11:08] Speaker C: Oh, that's simple. I'm giving up tortillas. Oh, yeah. Yep. I don't need it. I don't need. I don't eat enough food that. That has. That needs tortillas. [00:11:18] Speaker A: I don't. [00:11:18] Speaker C: I don't eat enough food that does that. Because I'm. No, I. I got. I got more oriental than me dog. I. If I. I substitute tortillas for rice. [00:11:27] Speaker A: That's fair. I can answer both of those for you, Sean. I'm keeping anything Mexican. I'm not changing that up. [00:11:32] Speaker C: I don't. [00:11:32] Speaker A: Give me. Give me tacos over sandwiches. [00:11:34] Speaker C: Yep. That. [00:11:35] Speaker A: That one wasn't hard. Yeah, I thought about it for a split second. [00:11:37] Speaker C: Nah, No, I. I thought about it until I. I was like. Because I was like, man, maybe because I do like a good deli sandwich. I do like a good. But as far as a taco, I can go carne asada. I can go chicken. I can go fish. [00:11:48] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [00:11:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:11:50] Speaker A: For every time I missed that deli sandwich, I can easily get amnesia when I go to the taco spot. [00:11:55] Speaker C: Easily. [00:11:55] Speaker A: Easily. Three carne asada tacos, easy. Scream that. [00:11:59] Speaker C: Squeeze that lime on the top. Yeah, I'm good. [00:12:01] Speaker A: I can't be missing the Taco and go get a tacitus. [00:12:03] Speaker C: Oh, but hold up now. If that means that if I pick tor. If I pick. Then if I don't pick tortillas, I can't have tacos. [00:12:09] Speaker A: Exactly right. That's why I said it was easy for me. I'll get rid of bread, and I'll get rid of sandwiches all day. When it come to Mexican, I'm keeping that foundation. I'll keep keeping. [00:12:23] Speaker C: I'm keeping bread. [00:12:24] Speaker A: Yep. [00:12:25] Speaker C: I'm. I'm not. I'll do sandwiches. I do sandwiches. You do tacos. [00:12:29] Speaker A: Nope. [00:12:30] Speaker C: A good, nice roast beef sandwich is still good, man. [00:12:33] Speaker A: Over at carne asada. [00:12:34] Speaker C: No, no, I'm not. [00:12:36] Speaker A: Name any sandwich. [00:12:37] Speaker C: I'm just saying. But I'm. Bread or tortilla is what it really comes down to. [00:12:42] Speaker B: Yeah, but tortillas kind of limit you to only eat tacos and burritos. [00:12:47] Speaker A: Quesadilla don't quit. You can put chicken and carne asada [00:12:50] Speaker C: in a quesadilla without a chip, which you can't have Jordan. Get chopped into triangles to be made into chips. You can't have those. [00:12:56] Speaker A: You ain't gonna have no red sauce. Yeah. [00:12:58] Speaker C: They do corn or flour chips. [00:12:59] Speaker A: You missing out on bean dip with. Yeah, everything. I'm keeping that. [00:13:03] Speaker B: No bread. [00:13:03] Speaker C: I got you. I need bread. I'm not giving up bread. All right? I'm keeping sandwiches. [00:13:07] Speaker B: No more pizza. [00:13:07] Speaker A: You enjoy that roast beef, baby. [00:13:09] Speaker C: I will. [00:13:10] Speaker A: And them three carne asada. I will. With the little squirre kakaka. Kurt. [00:13:13] Speaker C: I'll ask you about it when I see you walk past me. [00:13:15] Speaker A: That's fine. Yeah. [00:13:16] Speaker C: I'll be like, how good is that carne asada? Is it good? It's nice. [00:13:19] Speaker A: You don't like it? [00:13:20] Speaker C: It's well seasoned. [00:13:21] Speaker A: You don't want it. [00:13:21] Speaker C: It's nice. [00:13:22] Speaker A: It's nice. You can get your bread toasted. [00:13:24] Speaker C: Is it cold? Like my roast beef over here. [00:13:27] Speaker A: Get your bread toasted. You'll be good. [00:13:29] Speaker C: That's the only joy I'll have. [00:13:32] Speaker B: Okay. I got a tough one for you. [00:13:33] Speaker C: Oh, tough one? [00:13:34] Speaker A: What you mean? We started out tough. [00:13:36] Speaker B: I know you guys like. Well, yeah, true. That one was a little bit easier. [00:13:40] Speaker C: So that means this one gonna be tougher than that. [00:13:42] Speaker B: All right. Would you rather give up barbecue food or seafood? Can't have it ever again. [00:13:50] Speaker C: Sean. I quit. [00:13:53] Speaker A: This ain't. No. No, this ain't fair. No, this ain't fair. This ain't fair. [00:13:59] Speaker C: This ain't fair. [00:13:59] Speaker A: I'm not answering that, bro. I'm not answering. [00:14:02] Speaker B: No answering. Then you lose both. [00:14:06] Speaker C: Oh, that's even worse. Why are you gonna do me like that? I gotta get. I gotta give up. Brisket. [00:14:14] Speaker B: Yep. [00:14:15] Speaker A: Tri tip ribs, porterhouse. [00:14:19] Speaker C: Oh, Sean, why you. Why. Why you got to be mean? [00:14:23] Speaker A: Like, this is the last one. We ain't never doing these again. [00:14:28] Speaker C: This is the mean one, right? [00:14:30] Speaker A: If we do okay, it's gonna be on, like, colors. [00:14:32] Speaker C: Okay, hold on, hold on. Let me. Let me ask you. Is there a third option? Like. Like that? This is what I'm saying. Because this is what I'm willing to do. It's whether or not. Because I don't know if I can pick one out of these two. Is there a thing in there that I would either have to fight a bear or fight a gorilla? [00:14:48] Speaker A: Oh, you want a claws? [00:14:49] Speaker C: I want a clause. Because this is. This is. I can't. [00:14:52] Speaker B: No, I gave you a clause. The third option is. [00:14:55] Speaker C: Is they both don't exist. That ain't a. That ain't an option. Yeah, that right there turned that. That right there. If you take them both way, that's just hell on earth. [00:15:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I agree, y'. [00:15:06] Speaker B: All. [00:15:06] Speaker A: Y' all enjoyed it. This is the last. Would you rather the next. The next time we do a. Would you rather this seat gonna be empty? I ain't even gonna be in this building. Be like, what are we talking about today? Would you rather. Well, y' all have a good day. It's gonna be this THC in the city that I. That can't do this. [00:15:20] Speaker C: Okay? Mama, Mama, mama at home. All of my Polynesian folks back at home, everybody out there, I want you. [00:15:26] Speaker A: You can't do it, too. [00:15:28] Speaker C: You can't. I want y' all to know. I want y' all to know I love every single one of y', all, and I love my Polynesian background. But let me tell you something. I have never tasted anything from the ocean that came close to that brisket, bro. I'm just saying that brisket and rice is a wrap. [00:15:47] Speaker A: You about to lose your middle name. [00:15:48] Speaker C: You know what? I learned how to spell it, so can't nobody take it away. [00:15:53] Speaker A: I'm going. [00:15:55] Speaker C: I'm giving it up. And I'm keeping barbecue. I can't get rid of barbecue. Barbecue is. Is that. That's just. [00:16:01] Speaker A: You're getting rid of it. [00:16:03] Speaker C: Yep. And you know what? And I'm gonna say it like this, and people go, oh, Sean, I thought you was Hawaiian. Well, was I raised in Hawaii? I was not raised in Hawaii. I am Hawaiian by blood. I wasn't Raised. I was raised in the Bay Area, California, where they got down on some good barbecuing out there. You over, bruh. Brisket. [00:16:20] Speaker A: I already know something. [00:16:21] Speaker C: Brisket, tri tip, all of them. [00:16:23] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:16:24] Speaker C: Brisket, tri tip. You think about it, man. Baked beans. That go along with it, too. That's all barbecue stuff. Everything go along with that. [00:16:30] Speaker A: I can't. I cannot answer this, man. I can't. [00:16:33] Speaker C: I'm getting into fights. People are like, sean, you giving up sushi and all that? Yeah, and I'm a fisherman. [00:16:38] Speaker A: I gotta give up sushi. [00:16:40] Speaker C: I'm not a farmer. I'm not a rancher. [00:16:42] Speaker B: Yeah, you can still catch fish. You just can't eat it. [00:16:43] Speaker C: I just can't eat it. [00:16:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:45] Speaker C: Damn it. [00:16:46] Speaker B: Shrimp. [00:16:46] Speaker A: So we're talking. We talking steaks gone? Nah. [00:16:51] Speaker C: Why? Because now he can boil a steak or broil a steak instead of barbecue one. [00:16:55] Speaker B: Well, I mean, like. Like barbecue. You go to Kansas City. [00:16:58] Speaker C: I mean, okay, how about this, then? Why don't you just like, you did me on a tortilla and a one, right? You did me. He did me on the taco in the sandwich, right? [00:17:05] Speaker A: That's how you know you don't like your decision, dog. [00:17:08] Speaker C: Here we go. No, here we go because we starting to make stipulations now. So let's do this. So here it is. Fish or beef, period. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Damn. [00:17:18] Speaker C: See, that's it. [00:17:19] Speaker A: That's it. [00:17:21] Speaker C: Fish or beef? Forget this. The barbecue style stuff. It's just fish and beef. [00:17:25] Speaker A: You got Siri over here tripping. She said, I don't. I can't understand that. [00:17:28] Speaker C: Fish or beef? That's it. Which one. Which one you picking? Not right there. [00:17:32] Speaker A: I can't. [00:17:32] Speaker B: I can't. [00:17:33] Speaker C: Yeah, you can. That means. Yep. That means no more swordfish. That means no more. None of that stuff. None of that good stuff. None of that crab. None of that blue crab. None of that. So seafood or seafood or beef product? I'm still going beef. I'm sorry. [00:17:51] Speaker A: I quit. [00:17:52] Speaker C: I'm from the mainland. [00:17:53] Speaker A: I'm literally ready to walk about this. [00:17:54] Speaker C: I want that cow. I would rather have that cow than have that sword. [00:17:57] Speaker A: This episode is. I'm willing to end this segment to not answer this question. [00:18:02] Speaker C: I'm saying I'm so tempted to get [00:18:05] Speaker A: up out this chair and walk out. No, this ain't right, dog. [00:18:09] Speaker C: Bro, I just apologize to every single one of my Polynesian relatives that I'm picking beef over seafood. And I'm sorry, but I. [00:18:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I [00:18:20] Speaker C: want to know what Sean's gonna Say, Sean. [00:18:23] Speaker A: I can't. You know what? That. You know what? [00:18:25] Speaker C: F. No, no, no, no. [00:18:27] Speaker A: We gotta say it. You know what? Effort. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. FC food. I don't need it. I gotta. I gotta. I gotta go with thc. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for y' all on the East Coast. I'm sorry. Blue crab. I'm sorry. Sushi at that one. Albertsons out here. I can't. I need that try, too. [00:18:44] Speaker C: That's gonna be so funny when you walk in that store. [00:18:46] Speaker A: They watch. [00:18:48] Speaker C: I ain't got no raw beef ready for you right now. [00:18:51] Speaker A: Cause you know what I'm thinking about right now is pulled pork and Mac and cheese. I can't get that up. I can't. [00:19:00] Speaker C: Burnt tips, bro. [00:19:01] Speaker A: I can't. I can't. [00:19:03] Speaker C: Porter house. [00:19:05] Speaker A: I can't. Yeah, it's gotta go. [00:19:08] Speaker C: Carne asada. [00:19:09] Speaker A: I love me some cod. [00:19:11] Speaker C: So do all my good. [00:19:11] Speaker A: She gotta go. She gotta go. [00:19:13] Speaker B: I think two, since we're laying halibut flounder gone. [00:19:16] Speaker C: Okay. [00:19:17] Speaker A: It's gotta go. Clam chowder. I'm sorry. She gone. She gone. [00:19:21] Speaker C: What about you, Sean? [00:19:22] Speaker B: I think, like, since we're landlocked in Idaho and we don't have the freshest [00:19:26] Speaker C: seafood, you go on beef. [00:19:28] Speaker B: Yeah, I'd take barbecue food, bro. [00:19:30] Speaker A: It's tough. [00:19:30] Speaker B: We don't even like. I mean, there's good barbecue spots here, but it's not like we live in Texas or anything or. Yeah, I'd pick. [00:19:38] Speaker A: It's. [00:19:38] Speaker B: Bro, it's tough to kick seafood, sadly. And I love sushi. All that. [00:19:42] Speaker C: Okay, so tell me then, what you [00:19:44] Speaker A: got came from the East Coast, Sean, [00:19:45] Speaker C: you got one more in the chamber. You two more in the chamber. What you got? Because that last one right there, bro, [00:19:49] Speaker A: I'm telling you, it's. This is it. I'm. You think I'm joking? Would you rather it's done? [00:19:54] Speaker C: No, no. We got one more. We got one more. We got one more time. [00:19:58] Speaker A: Enjoy this because this is the last segment, bro. I'm not doing this again. [00:20:03] Speaker C: We're doing this again. I'm not. [00:20:04] Speaker A: Bro. This has been beat by far. [00:20:08] Speaker C: The next one we're gonna do. Sean, I want to hear, would we rather. And you talk about family members, which [00:20:13] Speaker A: I'm walking out, bro. [00:20:16] Speaker C: Would you rather have your uncle stay at the house or your auntie stay [00:20:18] Speaker A: at the house start. If we do that one. If we do that, we starting to go funding. Because I'm gonna get kicked out my last. This show gonna have to get copyright by something else cuz I'mma lose my last name. Yeah, Woody is going long. I'm gonna be Isaiah Lamar Johnson after that. I can't this. I can't do this, Sean. [00:20:35] Speaker C: Okay, so you know, you know you said we got to enjoy this last one, so we going to enjoy this, Sean. [00:20:40] Speaker A: What else you got to give us? 2 or 3. [00:20:41] Speaker C: But what you got in the chamber. [00:20:42] Speaker B: Yeah, I got another one. This one's a little bit easier depending on how much you like this. [00:20:46] Speaker A: I don't trust you now. I don't trust you no more. [00:20:48] Speaker C: I trust you. [00:20:49] Speaker B: How much do you guys like potato? [00:20:51] Speaker C: I live in Idaho. [00:20:52] Speaker A: What you mean? Fries baked potato loaded potato. Hash browns twice baked. [00:20:58] Speaker C: What? [00:20:59] Speaker B: All right, well, would you rather give a potato or bread [00:21:04] Speaker C: potato? [00:21:06] Speaker A: Yeah, I already, I already gave it up one time. Yeah. I can't give it up twice. [00:21:09] Speaker C: I can't give up bread. Bread is gonna kill me. I'm gonna die. [00:21:13] Speaker A: I love me some french fries, but I can survive without. [00:21:16] Speaker C: I'm gonna die. I'm die by bread. [00:21:17] Speaker B: No more. 100 food with potatoes. [00:21:19] Speaker C: No, that's fine. I can make toast. [00:21:21] Speaker A: No more hash browns. That's cool. [00:21:22] Speaker C: And I eat most. I eat most of my, My breakfast is with rice anyway. [00:21:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm cool with. [00:21:26] Speaker C: That's my start. [00:21:27] Speaker A: I can let that. I can let potato go. I can let it go. [00:21:29] Speaker B: Okay. [00:21:30] Speaker A: She'll be all right. [00:21:30] Speaker C: That wasn't too hard. [00:21:31] Speaker B: What about potato or cheese then? [00:21:34] Speaker C: Potato. [00:21:34] Speaker A: Potato gone. [00:21:35] Speaker C: Potato gone. [00:21:36] Speaker A: Potato gone. [00:21:36] Speaker C: Yep. [00:21:37] Speaker A: I do love me a potato, but she, I, I can, I can find another side piece. Yeah. Okay. [00:21:41] Speaker B: Okay. [00:21:42] Speaker A: She ain't. [00:21:42] Speaker C: She ain't all that. [00:21:43] Speaker A: She ain't all that. [00:21:44] Speaker C: She ain't all that. I mean, she good. She good, she good, she good, but [00:21:47] Speaker A: she ain't all that. I mean, think about it was a real person. We didn't hurt her. [00:21:54] Speaker C: No. Hell no. If Potato was a real person, they wouldn't cut her up and serve her so many different ways. They would keep her in one way. If she was really, really good people, they would. But no, they do all kind of. Today they slice her, they dice her, they shred her. They do all kind of stuff to her. [00:22:08] Speaker A: You can't just leave her ass. [00:22:09] Speaker C: No, they even twice cook her. Like, they'll scoop her out. They'll. They'll boil her mashed potato or put her insides back in her skin and then put her in the oven. Like they, they, they. People are so mean to Potatoes. They mean as potatoes. [00:22:26] Speaker A: If she was. If she was really loved, they leave her as she is. [00:22:30] Speaker C: But if you was to ask me if I'd rather have hash brown mashed potatoes or cornbread. I'd rather have cornbread. Melted butter. [00:22:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:37] Speaker C: Good to go. [00:22:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:38] Speaker B: Okay, we're gonna do a keep. So you guys pick cheese. We're do knockout until we find the number one thing. [00:22:45] Speaker A: Oh, what's gonna knock out cheese? [00:22:47] Speaker B: Well, I guess. Or so you guys did. [00:22:49] Speaker C: Okay, I see what you're saying. [00:22:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Knocked out. [00:22:51] Speaker C: We knocked out potato and still kept cheese. Okay. [00:22:54] Speaker A: Okay. [00:22:54] Speaker B: So cheese or tortillas? [00:22:59] Speaker C: Cheese. Keeping it. I can still do without the tortillas. [00:23:04] Speaker B: You guys have to agree, too. Find common ground. [00:23:09] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll. Yeah, I got. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I can. I can still. I can eat everything that a tortilla holds. [00:23:16] Speaker C: Yes. [00:23:16] Speaker A: Just on the plate. [00:23:17] Speaker C: Yep. [00:23:17] Speaker B: Okay. [00:23:18] Speaker A: So. Yeah. Covered in cheese. Yep. Just. [00:23:20] Speaker B: Yes. [00:23:20] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:23:21] Speaker A: Yep. Put that whole thing on a plate. Put it in the oven. Just broil it. Yeah. [00:23:25] Speaker C: Piss my doctor off. [00:23:27] Speaker A: We good? [00:23:28] Speaker B: Cheese or rice? [00:23:31] Speaker C: Knocked out cheese for me. [00:23:34] Speaker A: What? [00:23:35] Speaker C: Knocked out cheese. Right in the. Right in his face. [00:23:38] Speaker A: Right in the face. [00:23:39] Speaker C: Right in his face. I can't. Rice is my. Rice is like my. If you were to look at my blood and, like, you be in there, you'd be like, you O positive. I'm rice. I just. So much rice in me there, it's not even funny. [00:23:51] Speaker A: All right, we gotta agree. I'm a ride with them. Depending on what the. One of these I get. I get all rights to one of these. One of these that's come. [00:24:00] Speaker C: I got me on the cheese. Like, I had to give up the cheese, remember? [00:24:04] Speaker A: Right. But we agreed. But I'm saying I would rather do cheese than rice. But I'm gonna let you have rice. I know Sean's gonna bring up one, and I'm a. There is no. We are locked on that championship round. [00:24:16] Speaker B: All right, Rice or sauces, [00:24:23] Speaker A: Bro, you gotta give it up. [00:24:24] Speaker C: You're gonna. No, you're gonna. You're gonna be mad at me, dog. [00:24:26] Speaker A: You gotta give it up. [00:24:27] Speaker C: You're gonna be mad at me. [00:24:28] Speaker A: You gots to get that up. You gonna to give it up. [00:24:30] Speaker C: You going to be mad at me. [00:24:32] Speaker A: You have got to give it up, bro. [00:24:33] Speaker C: I'm going try to tell you something like, there is pretty much nothing on this planet you have got to give. That is going to trump rice for me. [00:24:41] Speaker A: Seasoning. Don't you use. Don't you use salt? And pepper in rice. [00:24:48] Speaker B: It's sauces, not seasoning. [00:24:49] Speaker A: Sauce. [00:24:50] Speaker C: I don't use seasoning on my rice. [00:24:51] Speaker A: Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. [00:24:52] Speaker C: I put on my rice is butter. That's if you consider it. [00:24:55] Speaker A: He said sauce. My bad. He didn't say seasoning. He said sauce. [00:24:59] Speaker C: Yeah, butter is a sauce. It turns into a sauce because you got to use it for crab legs or lobster. [00:25:04] Speaker A: And you melt it. [00:25:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:05] Speaker A: Once you melt it, it's a liquid. He's. He said sauce. I can agree with you. I thought he said season. [00:25:12] Speaker C: Yeah, he said sauce. [00:25:13] Speaker A: Sauce. We can stick with rice. [00:25:14] Speaker C: Okay. Okay. Let's stick with rice. [00:25:17] Speaker B: I think we could do that game going forward too. Like, kind of like a knockout thing with. [00:25:22] Speaker C: That'll work. [00:25:24] Speaker B: Just like. Kind of like. I forget what it's called, but yeah, [00:25:27] Speaker C: if you would have said seasoning, we would have had a problem. [00:25:29] Speaker A: That's why. That's why I thought. He said. I was like, bro, you gotta give up rice. [00:25:33] Speaker C: We would have had. [00:25:33] Speaker A: You gotta give it up. Yeah. [00:25:34] Speaker C: No. Cause, like, sauces, I'm like. I'm not really down with, like, honey barbecues and. Yeah, I mean, I'm down with them, but I'm like, ah, not over rice. [00:25:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:43] Speaker C: No, the seasoning, that's a whole different from my rub to the rubs. [00:25:47] Speaker A: That's why I'm gonna hate you. I'm like, bro, you gonna keep rice over seasoning? [00:25:52] Speaker C: Well, no, because you said sauces. That's why I was like, I can't. [00:25:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I misheard it. I was ready to sit here and be like, bro, we. We are not agreeing on that no more. [00:25:59] Speaker C: Huh, Sean? No more. [00:26:00] Speaker A: Nope. That's it. [00:26:00] Speaker B: That's. [00:26:01] Speaker C: That's the last one. [00:26:02] Speaker A: All right, well, champion, it was nice knowing y'. All. I will probably not be here no more. [00:26:06] Speaker C: He'll be here. [00:26:07] Speaker A: I don't. Pissed off. [00:26:07] Speaker C: He'll come back. [00:26:08] Speaker A: I didn't. [00:26:09] Speaker C: She'll be. [00:26:09] Speaker A: She'll be fine. My mother. [00:26:11] Speaker C: Mother and father in law love him to death. [00:26:12] Speaker A: I done pissed off the whole East Coast. [00:26:14] Speaker C: No, like, East Coast. Still happy. [00:26:16] Speaker A: I. It was nice knowing y'. All. I. I appreciate what y' all have offered me. No, he'll be back. No, he'll be. He'll be back. [00:26:22] Speaker C: We'll be back. [00:26:23] Speaker A: I. I promise, y'. All. This has been a great opportunity. This is it for me, because Sean and THC decided to just really just throw me out to. [00:26:34] Speaker C: First of all, I didn't. [00:26:35] Speaker A: I. [00:26:35] Speaker C: He came up with the. He came up with these questions, not me. [00:26:38] Speaker B: Yeah, that was Me. [00:26:39] Speaker C: Yep. That was Sean. [00:26:40] Speaker A: Just do me. [00:26:41] Speaker C: The wolves. I had to apologize to my Polynesian family, bro. [00:26:45] Speaker A: I had to apologize to the whole East Coast. I gave up sea, bro. Seafood, bro. [00:26:50] Speaker C: I'm a Hawaiian that picked up land food over. Over seafood. That's like a Hawaiian that doesn't know how to swim. Like, it just don't even mix. [00:26:58] Speaker A: I just got that one. Was. That was hurtful. [00:27:01] Speaker B: Was that the hardest one? [00:27:02] Speaker A: That was the hardest one, yeah. [00:27:04] Speaker C: Because he still want to change his answer. You know that, right, Sean? He still want to change his answer. [00:27:10] Speaker A: Here's what's going through my mind. I'm thinking about when I go, here's the thing. [00:27:14] Speaker C: You hit him with rice or pasta, and that was it. His life stopped right there. [00:27:18] Speaker A: I'm not going over that. Sifu is that side piece that you think you can get over, and the moment y' all are back together, you're like, she needs to be day one. But then you come back to where you are, aka Idaho, for 90% of your life, and barbecue just be throwing it down. So that's where I'm at, where it's like, basically, when I go see the side piece, she just like, nope, you done. I can't even get a little taste. I can't get a little. I can't even get a whiff. [00:27:53] Speaker C: Nope. [00:27:54] Speaker A: I got nothing. [00:27:55] Speaker C: And plus, she chose over the sauces, so you can't even get melted butter. [00:27:58] Speaker A: No, that's what I'm saying. That's why it was hard. Cause it's like. It ain't like it was a side piece that I'm just like, hit you with the trifecta. [00:28:05] Speaker C: You hit him with the trifecta. You knew you was gonna do this to him, didn't you, bro? [00:28:07] Speaker A: I'm tell. Telling you, I. We're not doing this again. [00:28:10] Speaker C: Yes, we are. Oh, definitely. Sean. [00:28:13] Speaker A: America come up with more. Promise. [00:28:15] Speaker C: We want more. [00:28:16] Speaker A: If it starts with, if I am not in this chair, it is a. Would you rather I am. I will not be in this chair. [00:28:22] Speaker C: He gonna be. [00:28:22] Speaker A: I'm not doing it. [00:28:23] Speaker C: Promise. [00:28:23] Speaker A: I promise he'll be there. You know what? Get. Get. Would you rather sponsored? That's the only way. [00:28:31] Speaker C: Look, look, look. Now we got exceptions. That's the only way that was gonna be the. [00:28:35] Speaker A: That's an obligation. [00:28:36] Speaker C: Since everybody thinks we sponsored by macaroni and cheese and Hamb. [00:28:40] Speaker A: If. Would you rather it's sponsored? That's an obligation I gotta fulfill. [00:28:44] Speaker C: Yo. And you know what's funny is that sponsor would probably be mad because the whole time, you just sit there with your arms folded like, all right, we just. I got. I gotta do this so we don't get fined, bro. [00:28:54] Speaker A: You know what? [00:28:54] Speaker C: I'm gonna be sitting there like Marshawn Lynch. [00:28:57] Speaker A: I'm gonna be low key pissed. If this is the fastest thing that gets sponsored, it's because of the fact I said I'm not gonna do it. Watch the people. I'm automatically just gonna DM us Sponsor it. [00:29:05] Speaker C: I'll sponsor it, right? I'll sponsor it. [00:29:06] Speaker A: I'm gonna be so pissed. Oh, please. [00:29:08] Speaker C: If you out there right now. Oh, please. I have. Would you rather. Would you rather sponsor sponsored by seafood? [00:29:16] Speaker A: You gonna have me over here like this. You got thc just grinning, boy. We. We got him, like, we got him the song. It's gonna be like a couple of episodes ago. You be like, he pissed off. I'm tac. I got us covered. I'll get us started with the like and subscribing. He just gotta be. [00:29:32] Speaker C: Before we get started, we're gonna start our new segment called Would you rather sponsored by. [00:29:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I, dawg. [00:29:40] Speaker C: Yes. [00:29:40] Speaker A: For the sake of the podcast. It would be amazing, but I'm gonna be so pissed if by the next episode. [00:29:45] Speaker C: This is the best episodes. Come on. Come on, Harbor Freight. Somebody jump on this. [00:29:51] Speaker A: Hit the like. Hit the subscribe. I'm nervous. I gotta bro. I'm gonna be so pissed. [00:29:58] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:29:58] Speaker A: I'm gonna be so pissed. [00:30:00] Speaker C: It's gonna be right in the comments. It's gonna be right in the comments. Right in the comments. [00:30:03] Speaker A: God forbid, too, it gets sponsored. So it's gotta be a weekly thing, too. [00:30:06] Speaker C: Oh, I'm gonna be. Oh, yeah. [00:30:08] Speaker A: I'm gonna be hurt every week. [00:30:09] Speaker B: It's. [00:30:12] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:30:13] Speaker C: And be like. And welcome to Twitty's favorite. [00:30:15] Speaker A: I can't think about it. [00:30:16] Speaker C: Favorite. [00:30:16] Speaker A: Hit the like, Hit the subscribe. I'm focused on 10K. That's all I'm gonna do. I'm focused on 10K. Whatever happens, happens. I do appreciate y'. All. Even if y' all gonna try to go against me, hopefully this is the last time. Sean, I still love you, but you petty also. I'm Twitty. [00:30:33] Speaker C: You not petty, Sean. [00:30:34] Speaker B: You are. [00:30:34] Speaker C: Good job, Sean. [00:30:35] Speaker A: I'm Twitty. [00:30:36] Speaker C: Good job. [00:30:37] Speaker A: That's thc.